Chapter 255: Teasing Batch after Batch
'The arrogant Chelsea were duly punished when the brave Pohang Steelers scored a brilliant goal to beat Petr's 10-finger mark! You must know that in last season's Champions League, Chelsea defeated Barcelona, Bayern and other strong teams 10-0 over two legs, and now, the brave Pohang Steelers have completed a task that giants like Barcelona and Bayern Munich cannot do! ”
"Chelsea's game completely hurt the feelings of our Korean fans, and their inaction on the pitch was severely hit by Pohang Steelers! Qiao Cannon, you underestimate our Korean team too much, Koreans, not cowards to be slaughtered by you! ”
“1:0! Pohang Steelers are ahead, and Chelsea, which is unbeatable in Europe, looks like they are about to fall at the feet of Pohang Steelers! Hmph, Joe's cannon arrogance has been dealt with a retaliatory blow, and Pohang Steelers will give Chelsea a humiliating defeat! ”
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South Korea's commentator was very indignant, and used sonorous and powerful words to attack Chelsea, but on the field, Qiao Wanxian behaved very relaxed, still directing the team to conduct defensive training step by step.
Rooney and Van der Vaart were probably tired of sitting, so they got up from the turf and stretched their waists, and their lazy movements laughed at the Chinese fans who watched the game through satellite signals, but they were stupid at the South Korean fans who bought tickets to watch the game on the spot.
What's even more annoying is that Lu Xiaopang is still pointing at the Pohang Steelers players who are organizing the attack with the ball, and he is talking and laughing, as if he is watching a clown's performance.
Boo, endless boo!
On the sidelines, Boas couldn't stand it anymore, and he was ashamed to find a crack in the ground to get into. Covering his face, he said to Qiao Wan: "It's almost enough, right?" It's time to score two goals and give the fans an account, otherwise the pressure on the club side will be too great. ”
Qiao Wan waved his hand: "Don't worry, defend for another 10 minutes!" You see Nemanja Vidic and John Terry in the defensive positions. The effect is still good, Cannavaro is old, and the combination of these two central defenders is enough to ensure that Chelsea's defense is worry-free for ten years. ”
Boas collapsed directly.
Tens of thousands of fans at the scene are about to scold their mothers, are you still here to inspect Chelsea's center-back combination in the next ten years?
Towards the end of the game, Chelsea were still 1-0 down and the boos in the stadium were unusually piercing. Shameful Boas sat honestly in the coach's seat, not daring to look at the expressions of the fans at the scene.
"How long does it take for the game to end?"
Qiao Wan turned his head and asked.
Boas smiled bitterly: "I guess...... Ten minutes to go. ”
Qiao Wanxian nodded: "Well, okay." That's the end of the defensive drills, let's move on to the next theme. ”
"Huh? Still training? ”
Villas-Boas was on the verge of crying, even though it was a commercial match, but if a European champion like Chelsea lost to a South Korean team. Still not laughed off by the European media?
Qiao Wan didn't bother to pay attention to Boas. walked directly to the sidelines and made a gesture, shouting: "Ten minutes left, shoot training!" ”
"Shooting drill?"
"Great!"
"Oh my God, it's finally time to shoot!"
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On the field, the Chelsea players were like chicken blood, and their emotions became extremely excited, and they almost screamed.
In an instant, Chelsea's midfield was ready to be deployed. An invisible pressure swept through Pohang Steelers' midfield like a Tarzan overhead.
The South Korean player, who was calmly controlling the ball in the midfield just now, immediately realized that the situation had changed, and it was only for a moment. Van der Vaart and Ribery caught the middle, and the Chelsea midfielder broke the ball!
"Huh? What's going on? Chelsea players started making interceptions in midfield, no...... Are they going on the offensive? Hmph, there are only ten minutes left in the game, and I hope Pohang Steelers can hold on to the lead and teach the arrogant Chelsea a hard lesson! ”
Van der Vaart broke the ball and passed to Rooney on the left, who sprinted! …… Oh no, he didn't choose a regular breakout, but ...... Shot? He chose to shoot? ”
The audience cheered in unison.
Qiao Wan was so angry that he almost ran to the field and kicked Rooney angrily, and shouted angrily on the sidelines: "Lu Xiaopang, are you crazy? ”
Rooney said with a blank face: "Boss, didn't you say that you were doing shooting training?" ”
Qiao Wanxian gritted his teeth and said: "Lao Tzu is talking about shooting training, I didn't let you shoot fifty meters away from the goal!" Is it uncontrollable to watch the Korean girl? I'm telling you, it's all man-made! ”
"Karma?"
Rooney was stunned.
"Score, win!"
With a wave of his hand, Chelsea pressed the whole army.
POSCO was still so calm just now, but now it is completely only capable of parrying...... Oh no, it didn't work to parry!
In this game, Qiao Wanxian did not use Shengyuan No. 1 at all, but the huge difference in ability between the players of the two teams still made the scene one-sided.
In the 83rd minute, Benzema made a wonderful backheel pass after winning the ball on the edge of the penalty area, telling the rushing Rooney a well-unreasonable shot, which scared the goalkeeper of Pohang Steelers and wanted to cover his face!
Ya's Korean plastic surgery does have a set, if it is stifled by Rooney's kick, plastic surgery is useless.
"Bang!"
The pillars are trembling!
The stadium was filled with cheers of joy for the rest of their lives.
At this moment, the sense of honor of the Korean fans has been fully exploded, what European champions, what Blue Battleships, at this time all have been left behind, especially Qiao Wanxian's negative attitude throughout the game, which greatly annoyed the Koreans, making them very desperate for Pohang Steelers to beat Chelsea.
Slap in the face!
It's just that...... This is undoubtedly a fool's dream.
Even top powerhouses like AC Milan and Arsenal can't do anything in front of Chelsea, let alone a scumbag Pohang Steelers?
Rooney can't hit it with one hit, and another one!
In the 86th minute of the game, the most terrifying left-sided raid in Europe appeared on the Korean Peninsula.
Rooney's skillful jishu, super explosiveness, and strong body are vividly exerted at this moment, like a tank crushing all the obstacles in front of him.
Poor South Korean players still tried to break the ball, which is tantamount to an axe in the team. Zuihou ended up smiling and generous.
One, two, three!
Wayne Rooney deserves the title of "Left Side". A dragon broke into the Pohang Steelers penalty area, facing the young goalkeeper of Pohang Steelers, Shin Herong, the corners of his mouth hooked, and he smiled weirdly!
Shen Herong smiled as if he had seen a ghost, and his face couldn't help but freeze.
Rooney once broke someone's calf with a kick, and the foot was terrifying. One pass ten, ten pass a hundred. In Asian football, Rooney has become the embodiment of the "big empty wing", and Shen and Rong are about to cry.
"Goal!"
Rooney let out a low growl. The foot is full of liliang, and it is another earth-shattering cannon!
"Bang!"
The loud collision between the top of the foot and the ball alarmed almost every Korean, and this is too scary, right? How does it feel more scary than the American GIs in the Korean War?
The ball had been shot and Rooney immediately began to turn and celebrate. It seems that he has made up his mind. This shot of his own will definitely go in!
Funnily enough, Van der Vaart, Gareth. Bale, Benzema and others also seemed to have expected this goal to be scored, and the moment Rooney raised his foot, he began to run in the direction of Rooney.
Start celebrating.
"Ah!! Ball...... The ball went in? Do goals work? Did Rooney not foul the moment he shot? Not...... It seemed to work, and after 85 minutes of hard work, Chelsea finally equalised! Hehe, the strength of the European champion is indeed good. But well...... Compared to POSCO, it's a tie at best! ”
"That's right. Statistically, Pohang Steelers had a whopping 12 shots on goal, compared to Chelsea's five. It was clear that while Chelsea managed to equalise, Pohang Steelers were the better performer on the pitch. ”
Koreans' comments are often stinky and shameless, but fortunately, Qiao Wanxian can't hear this talk, and they circulate in their own country, so it is a big deal.
The score was equalized, which obviously did not satisfy Qiao Wanxian.
Although it was a friendly match, Qiao Wanxian didn't care about the final score, but it's different here, this is South Korea! If Chelsea lose to Pohang Steelers, I don't know how these Goryeo sticks will brag.
So, onslaught is Chelsea's only option right now!
"Lu Xiaopang! Alright, don't waste time, don't worry about it for a while! Hurry up and hurry up to score another goal! ”
Qiao Wanxian watched Rooney keep doing exaggerated celebrations, and was very unhappy, I told you, there are all artificial beauties here, whose attention do you attract? No, he must be allowed to get rid of this stinky problem, otherwise he went to Thailand in two days, and then he still has it?
The game continued, and the scene was just as Qiao Wanxian said - shooting training.
Van der Vaart, Ribery, Benzema, Rooney, the front four almost all the shots of the Chelsea team, scrambling to shoot, Pohang Iron in front of the goal, listening to the sound of a foot "bang" shot, the South Korean fans on the scene felt their hearts beat to their throats.
Where is this watching football, it is clear that spending money is guilty!
Finally, in the 89th minute, Franck Franck Ribery, who had just joined Chelsea this summer, scored his first Chelsea goal, a low-quality close-to-the-ground volley that grunted into the net.
2:1!
In 9 minutes, Chelsea took the lead!
What is a shijie-level strong team? This is called a shijie-level strong team! It took you 80 minutes to tease you and score a goal, but we only need 10 minutes to win!
The Korean commentator was dumbfounded, stunned for a long time and didn't speak, Zuihou still reminded the director, and he finally came back to his senses.
'Chelsea...... Another goal, well, the quality of this goal is not high, the angle is not tricky, it belongs to the mistakes of our own players, if Pohang Steelers can play normally, then a draw with Chelsea will not be a problem. Of course, as the European champions, Chelsea still have some strength in football. ”
Stinking!
It stinks!
Fortunately, there are not too many people in the world who understand this Korean language. If it were in English, this video would be a long scolding on YouTube.
The referee of this match is a South Korean, probably aware of Pohang Steelers' demands and the expectations of the fans, and did not give stoppage time at all, and as soon as the 90 minutes passed, the whistle for the end of the game was blown in a hurry.
It is estimated that the referee is also afraid, for fear of Chelsea's wolf-like onslaught. If another goal is scored, where will Pohang Steelers' face go?
2:1。
It was a dramatic and parody game that ended up winning for Chelsea led by Joe Wanxian.
The game was over, and a business game that should have been hot and abnormal was tossed by Qiao Wanxian. It made the Korean Football Association a mess.
I can't explain it to the fans!
Speaking to Chelsea? People can't help it, football is all Qiao Wan's idle talk, and he can't control it!
For a while, Qiao Wanxian's move directly pushed Chelsea to the forefront of South Korean public opinion.
"Arrogant Chelsea, Impudeless Joe Cannon!" 》
Shame, Chelsea scandalized football! 》
"Chelsea humiliated the Korean nation! 》
In addition to these slogans, the mainstream media focus on the Chelsea vs Pohang Steelers match.
European Supremacy Chelsea? Narrowly defeated Pohang Steelers! 》
"POSCO Zuihou's carelessness lost a good game. 》
《2:1。 Champions League winners, but that's not it! 》
"POSCO has sent Joe Cannon a lesson that will be remembered for a lifetime!" 》
《……》
For a time, South Korea quarreled. So much so that Chelsea's business activities in South Korea have been subject to various restrictions. Chelsea's public relations department was very dissatisfied with Qiao Wanxian's performance, and the public relations director even personally pulled his face to find Qiao Wanxian.
Did you know that if you make a fuss like this, the club will lose at least five million pounds in revenue?
Qiao Wan heard this. smiled slightly: "Don't be afraid." What about the pirated CDs we printed in China? Find a chance to give it away! What we are promoting is not to give away 5,000 tickets to Korean fans, so let's do it, I, Qiao Wanxian, am not a stingy person, reward them with 10,000 tickets, I guarantee that the club's income will not decrease, but will increase! ”
The public relations director was stunned, looking at Qiao Wanxian with incredible eyes, and the meaning was very clear. Is this all right?
Qiao Wan craned Erlang's legs and said proudly: "Don't worry." I know the Koreans better than you, and I guarantee that as soon as these 10,000 pirated CDs are sent away, they have to be happy, and I don't know how to thank them, 10,000 is not enough, so we will send 20,000 copies! Anyway, the cost of this pirated disc is almost negligible, so it should be donated to the disaster area. ”
PR Director: "......"
Sure enough, everything was as Qiao Wanxian expected, as soon as the limited edition "The New Giants - Chelsea" DVD was released, it immediately caused a sensation in South Korea, and all the previous doubts and dissatisfaction were immediately wiped out, and the fans' attitude towards Chelsea changed to gratitude to Dade.
Rooney couldn't help but laugh as he watched this group of crazy Koreans holding a pirated disc for 5 shillings in their arms like a treasure, and he was moved to tears.
Boss, do Koreans have a grudge against you? How to play them like this.
Because of a big accident on Chelsea's trip to South Korea, Chelsea Club CEO Kenyon personally flew to South Korea, for fear that Qiao Wanxian would make some more moths.
The Asian market is a treasure trove of ground, and Kenyon doesn't want Jovan's idle mess to ruin Chelsea's future in the Asian market.
As soon as he arrived in South Korea, Kenyon took the initiative to come to Qiao Wanxian's guest room, still holding a large pile of newspapers in his hand.
"Wan Xian, I have something to discuss with you."
Kenyon looked solemn, as if he was using something of great importance.
Qiao Wan was talking to Sharapova on the phone, when he was suddenly disturbed, a little sullen, and snorted lightly: "What's the matter?" ”
"Wan Xian, I know your attitude towards South Korea...... It's not great, but it's a commercial game after all, forget it, it's over anyway, tomorrow we'll fly to Osaka, where we'll have a game against the Japanese national team, and I hope you can take it seriously. ”
Kenyon lowered his posture and said earnestly.
"The Japanese national team?" Qiao Wan pursed his lips, looking very disdainful.
Kenyon put all the newspapers in his hand in front of Qiao Wanxian.
Japanese!
Qiao Wanxian is very confused, what do you mean?
However, Japanese is transformed from Chinese, although the pronunciation is very different from Chinese, but the meaning of the words is similar, so for Qiao Wanxian, in addition to those hiragana and katakana fonts, he can still understand the general meaning.
The main content of these newspapers is to record the match between Chelsea and Pohang Steelers, saying that Chelsea does not have the grace of a giant, looks down on Asian fans, and does not pay attention to the game with Pohang Steelers at all, and recommends that the Japanese Football Association cancel the commercial match between the national team and Chelsea, and that the appearance fee of 4 million pounds is ridiculously high and unnecessary.
"Wan Xian, you may not know that Japan has exploded right now, and there have been several voices against Chelsea, who don't want to see a meaningless game, or even ...... They suggested canceling the game! ”
Kenyon sighed, shook his head helplessly, and said: "Wan Xian, I know that you are an excellent head coach, but I also hope that you can plan more for the economic interests and long-term development of the club. ”
Qiao Wanxian's face became a little cold, and he squinted his eyes and said, "What is the attitude of the Japanese Football Association?" ”
"They want us to take this game seriously enough! If Chelsea play as negatively as they did against Pohang Steelers, they will refuse to pay their fees. ”
"Don't give money?"
Qiao Wanxian suddenly laughed, this guy actually played this hand, and he didn't pay if he didn't pay attention to the game? Well, I'll have fun with you!
Qiao Wanxian fiddled with his mobile phone in his hand and chuckled: "Mr. Kenyon, don't worry, I will definitely send all the main forces to the game against the Japanese national team, and deal with it with 100% of the state!" ”
Kenyon was overjoyed when he heard this, and after a year of working together, he still knew something about Qiao Wanxian. Although this guy is outrageous and exaggerated, if he has made a promise, he will definitely be able to do it.
After listening to Qiao Wanxian's words, the stone hanging in Kenyon's heart fell to the ground, and he nodded in admiration: "Okay, it's great that you can agree, I thank you on behalf of the Japanese fans!" ”
Japanese fans? Thanks to me?
Qiao Wanxian smiled dumbly, it's good not to cry, thank you? (To be continued......)