Chapter Eighty-Four: Li Shishi Falls from the Sky
"Look at my ass?!" Geng Haoshi chrysanthemum tightened, pondering: Is the blind date to look at the buttocks? Are the rural people so open now?
"That's right." Xu Erniu supported her chin with both hands and said very seriously: "If you are a Shiwazi, then there will be a small black dot on the left side of your buttocks." ”
PS: In the past, children in small mountain villages would bathe together in small streams, small puddles, etc. The small black dot on Geng Haoshi's buttocks was seen at that time.
Geng Haoshi thought to himself: Heh, this girl still remembers this, it seems that she is impressed by my ass.
The reason why Xu Erniu is so serious is mainly because the current Geng Haoshi is indeed too different from the previous Geng Haoshi. No matter who it is, there is no way to easily associate the lean and handsome man in front of him with the fat guy before.
"Are you going to show it to me?"
Xu Erniu pretended to be angry and pouted...... Actually, before Wang Xiaoyan went to their house to talk about matchmaking, Xu Erniu heard that the object was Geng Haoshi, and immediately rejected it, that is called an unwillingness! Later, under the advocacy of Wang Xiaoyan, a matchmaker, who was a "college student", "has a good character" and "made a lot of money", Xu Laohan was moved, so he asked Xu Erniu to meet Geng Haoshi.
Therefore, Xu Erniu was also forced by her parents to come on a blind date. Now, seeing the lean and handsome man in front of her, Xu Erniu herself is also moved, no matter who he is, she is willing to get along with him more.
Looking at Xu Erniu's appearance as if she was angry or not angry, Geng Haoshi thought: Hehe, this is the rhythm that wants me to "prove that I am me".
"By the way, isn't my mom still outside?" Geng Haoshi had an idea: "Let my mother prove who I am, it's always okay, right?" ”
"Yikes! You're a big man, look at what's wrong with the ass! And, if I'm not mistaken, that little black dot is on the top of the comparison, and you just have to pull your pants down a bit. Xu Erniu looked like she would not give up until she reached her goal.
9527: Seems to make sense.
Geng Haoshi 2.0: Well, it's a man, you can take it off!
Geng Hao Shi Khan: Damn! You two will die if you don't speak!
Although he was reluctant, Geng Haoshi still stood up (PS: after all, it involves the principled issue of "big man"), pulled his pants down a little, and slowly exposed his left butt ball...... "See!" Sure enough, it's you! Xu Erniu excitedly tapped her finger at the position of the small black dot, and happily sat back at the table.
I'm forked! Just look at it, use your hands! Is it tolerable or unbearable! …… Geng Haoshi pulled up his pants and sat back at the table obediently...... The atmosphere seems to be a little ambiguous...... No, I have the power goddess to protect the body, how can I plant it in the hands of a village flower!
Geng Haoshi took a deep breath and was about to open his mouth to end this blind date...... Xu Erniu spoke first: "Shiwazi, I think you are very good...... Go and propose to my dad! ”
After speaking, Xu Erniu covered her face with her hands and lowered her head shyly.
This sentence caught Geng Haoshi a little off guard, and thought: Sister, isn't it, I think I'm very good when I look at my ass, but I eat with my face! It's not about eating on the ass, okay!
Geng Haoshi was about to decline Xu Erniu's kindness...... Xu Erniu spoke again: "In the future, I will be your person." ”
Girl, don't make your own decisions, okay? Geng Haoshi decided to refuse immediately...... At this time, there was a roar of "Tutu Tutu" in the sky.
"It can't be an air raid, right?!" Geng Haoshi hurriedly opened the wooden door and walked out, and Xu Erniu also went out.
As soon as I walked outside, I saw Miao Xiaohua and Wang Xiaoyan looking at the roof with their heads up, their mouths open, and their faces full of consternation.
Geng Haoshi and Xu Erniu also turned around curiously and looked up at the roof...... This time, Geng Haoshi saw a pink helicopter parked on the roof of Wang Xiaoyan's house, the huge propeller had not completely stopped, and Li Shishi, who was wearing a pink down jacket, a short skirt, and pink stockings, was standing in front of the helicopter.
Before Geng Haoshi had time to be surprised, Li Shishi shouted "senior", jumped and flew from the roof to Geng Haoshi's body!
Fortunately, Wang Xiaoyan's house is also a one-story bungalow, coupled with Li Shishi's thin figure, Geng Haoshi barely caught Li Shishi.
"Shhh Geng Haoshi put Li Shishi on the ground, covering his right arm with his left hand, and his right arm was a little cramped. At this time, Geng Haoshi began to miss the time when he was chubby, and if he was still fat now, he probably wouldn't have cramps.
"Senior, are you alright?!" Li Shishi nervously held Geng Haoshi's right arm, kneading her hands gently, and from time to time she sighed at the place where Geng Haoshi was holding.
Can haqi also cure cramps? Geng Haoshi looked at Li Shishi, really angry and cute: "Okay, I'm fine." ”
Geng Haoshi looked up at the pink helicopter on the roof again, and thought: How much she loves pink! …… No, that's not the point. The point is that I had heard that she was the daughter of a rich family before, but I didn't expect to be so rich!
"By the way, why are you here?"
"I'm here by helicopter." Li Shishi's hands were firmly wrapped around Geng Haoshi's right arm, as if she was afraid that she would let him run away as soon as she let go.
Hey, this girl is still this IQ. "I'm asking why you're here? Also, how did you know that I was on this other side? ”
"I ......" Li Shishi's big eyes turned thoughtfully in her eye sockets, and then the corners of her mouth rose, and she said happily: "The helicopter I was on broke down, so I made a forced landing here...... Yes, that's how it is. It was an accident, so I didn't come here on purpose...... Well. ”
"Accident?!" Geng Haoshi looked at Li Shishi in surprise: This little girl's nerves are really big, and the plane failure is a matter of killing people every minute, and she is still happy.
In fact, as early as a month ago, Li Shishi had this idea - at that time, Li Shishi got a bunch of nano-level positioning monitoring fibers from the scientific research and development department of her own group, each of which was only one-tenth the thickness of a hair. Li Shishi took advantage of Geng Haoshi's training to sneak into his room and embedded this positioning monitoring fiber on each of Geng Haoshi's winter coats. Because winter coats are thick, the fibers do not fall off easily after they are embedded.
Today, Li Shishi took advantage of the day before Chinese New Year's Eve to locate Geng Haoshi's location through the positioning monitoring fiber in the coat worn by Geng Haoshi, so she let her exclusive helicopter pilot take her here.
When approaching Wang Xiaoyan's house, Li Shishi heard Xu Erniu's words to Geng Haoshi by positioning the monitoring fiber, "I will be your person in the future", so the driver stopped on the roof of Wang Xiaoyan's house.
Miao Xiaohua just recovered from her surprise and spoke......