At the end of 2004, Ronaldinho just became the FIFA Shijie Footballer of the Year and the British "Shijie Football" of the People's Republic of China.

Just such a player, Barcelona will sell?

Originally, they were greatly suppressed by Mourinho's Real Madrid in Spain, and if they were selling the idol in the hearts of fans, unless Laporta wanted to step down.

Chelsea have two games left for the entire month of January. On January 22, in the 24th round of the Premier League, Chelsea hosted Portsmouth; On 27 January, Chelsea travel to Old Trafford to face Manchester United for a place in the Carabao Cup final.

It was only in February, after the end of the winter transfer period, that European football really entered the white-hot stage. That's when Chelsea will be put to the real test. The FA Cup, League Cup, Premier League, and Champions League will be a tornado, especially the Champions League.

The draw for the round of 16 has already been announced, and the more eye-catching matches are Real Madrid vs Juventus, Bayern Munich vs Arsenal, and Manchester United vs AC Milan.

Of course, the most eye-catching is Chelsea, who will have a strong conversation with La Liga giants Barcelona.

"Marca" newspaper published a news article with the headline written in bold black Chinese characters under the Spanish language: "Joe cannon is a donkey or a horse, pull it out and slip it"! Aren't you Chelsea great? Bump into Barcelona to see if you really have the strength; Didn't you Joe Cannon look down on Mourinho? Rijkaard was almost beaten stupid by Mourinho in La Liga, you go and wrestle with him, you know the madman's methods!

There is still more than one month before the Champions League round of 16, and the major European media have begun to launch a public opinion offensive, and Real Madrid's recent outstanding performance has indeed made newspapers such as "Marca" and "As" hype it up.

The world's famous bookmaker Bwin has also updated the latest Champions League winning odds this season, with 16 teams Eindhoven, Monaco, Liverpool, Bayer Leverkusen, Real Madrid, Juventus, Bayern Munich, Arsenal, Werder Bremen, Lyon, Barcelona, Chelsea, Paris Saint-Germain, Inter Milan, Manchester United, and AC Milan.

Among them, Real Madrid has become the biggest favorite to win the championship with 3.40 odds, because Manchester United is not in good form, AC Milan's odds have also skyrocketed, ranking second with 4.50, followed by Chelsea, the hottest team in Europe, with 8.00 odds.

When FIFA President Blatter was asked how he evaluated Qiao Wanxian and Mourinho, the youngest and most outstanding head coaches in the world, during a trip to Germany and communicating with his classmates at the University of Berlin, Blatter praised Mourinho. He said that Mourinho is a warrior on the green field, he has a wealth of wisdom, and he is a highly decorated Champions League coach; When evaluating "the other person", Blatter barely spoke, and began to imitate the posture of the Chinese People's Liberation Army in a strange way, with a straight face and a cold kicking appearance, amusing the college students in the audience hahadaxiao.

This video was broadcast in its entirety on "Twitter", which caused a lot of shock in European football, especially the Chinese and "cannon fodder", who harshly condemned Blatter's irresponsible behavior. The Chelsea players also expressed their opinions on Twitter, vigorously satirizing Blatter's rude behavior.

Even the club's owner, Abu, has released a message that ironically "wishes" Mr. Blatter a long and healthy life, so that he can fully witness the success of the manager he supports.

FA chief executive Brian Barwick has also publicly expressed his displeasure with Blatter's move, calling it "untimely and inappropriate".

Blatter then sent a personal letter to Chelsea Football Club expressing his speech at the University of Berlin and saying that Joe Wanxian was a different kind of manager, a talented manager, and that his appearance was a new milestone in Shijie football.

It's just that daoqian is obviously useless, and Qiao Wanxian is a person who holds grudges.

In the home game against Portsmouth on 22 January, Jovin gave his players secret instructions before the game. And Portsmouth is only a weak team, but Qiao Wanxian angrily took out a 3-milliliter Shengyuan No. 1 for Kaka, Rooney, and Torres respectively, and discharged the strongest lineup, intending to beat the opponent at home.

In this game, Chelsea really lived up to expectations, Torres scored a hat-trick, Kaka scored twice, Wayne Rooney scored a goal, Cech scored a penalty, and Ramos actually scored a direct free-kick to score a home win with a score of 8-0.

But the scoreline at 8-0 was clearly not the focus of attention for all Chelsea fans as the Chelsea players celebrated...... It's even more fun!

For example, in the 14th minute of the game, Kaka opened the scoring for Chelsea, and after the goal, Kaka did not point to the sky with both hands, but ran to the sideline, called five teammates, and everyone hooked their shoulders and lined up in a long snake formation, just like a military parade in front of Tiananmen Square, kicking the right step!

Of course, they were just Qiao Wanxian simple instructions before the game, and it was not good to walk, but this move simply made Stamford Bridge explode, and for a while, the stands sounded "Da Da", it is estimated that the fans are frantically learning their appearance and hiding their feet in the stands.

Abu in the box also saw this scene, but he was also a little worried, if it goes on like this, can the stands at Stamford Bridge withstand it?

Blatter was talking about the project with FIFA officials in a café where the Chelsea vs Portsmouth match was playing, and after seeing the Chelsea players' celebrations and Qiao Wanxian's smug demeanor on the sidelines, Blatter slammed the papers on the table in shame, his old face was flushed, and he got up and left angrily. In the café, there was a burst of laughter.

Dare to mess with Joe's cannon?

I'll kill you!

The game was clearly carefully directed, with Chelsea scoring three goals in the first half and five in the second, and after each goal, the players lined up in a long line to celebrate this wacky celebration, and everyone knew that it was Chelsea and Joe's cannon in the satire.

The more than 40,000 fans at Stamford Bridge were happy in this game, and even Portsmouth fans did not look ashamed after watching the game, thinking that Chelsea had won beautifully and celebrated the action...... It's even more exciting.

By the time it came to the game, Portsmouth's resistance was almost non-existent, and Ramos Zuihou scored from a free-kick that the opposition goalkeeper looked like he was deliberately letting go, just to witness Chelsea's spectacular celebrations once again.

Since Mr. Bean's retirement, England doesn't seem to have been happier than ever.

Chelsea fans were happy to watch the game, Joe Cannon countered Blatter's sarcasm with practical actions, and Chelsea's performance deserved to be the first in the Premier League.

It's just that on the other side of the world, in China, the fans are a little confused, they don't understand, weishenme Chelsea players have to take the right step after scoring a goal? Although the narrator knows the reason, it is really difficult to explain.

Just like AC Milan owner Bellukosni, if the Chinese know that he has slandered the Chinese and the Chinese government, and his words are extremely bad, it is estimated that Milan's fans will be greatly reduced. Of course, Chinese people are not qualified to use "Twitter".

On January 27th, Qiao Wanxian entered the largest and most luxurious stadium in the Premier League for the first time - Old Trafford! The second leg of the League Cup semi-finals will be played here.

In yesterday's other semi-final match, Liverpool beat Watford without any suspense to reach the final first. Qiao Wanxian is a little distressed, it seems that there is a lot of competition with Liverpool this season......

As far as this game is concerned, Chelsea also have an objective advantage. Manchester United will face Arsenal in the league in a few days' time. Due to poor performance in the first half of the season, Manchester United are now in a difficult position in the standings, and are on the verge of a Champions League place, and the match against Arsenal is crucial.

Sure enough, in this game, Ferguson only lined up half of the main lineup, and even a midfield commander like Scholes failed to enter the starting lineup, and the new signing Robben sat on the bench even more.

Chelsea, on the other hand, is a completely bullying lineup, goalkeeper: Cech, defenders from right to left: Ramos, Vidic, Terry, Grosso; Roy Keane at the back, Kaka and Van der Vaart at the back, Rooney and Joe Cole at the front, and Fernando Torres at centre.

Nemanja Vidic and Wayne Rooney are both players that Ferguson strongly advocated to bring in, and Kaka was also very popular with Ferguson when he was in Sao Paulo, but the issue of labor certification was put on hold, and he thought that a year after going to AC Milan, Kaka was allowed to join Chelsea under the talent clause.

Coupled with former captain Roy Keane and Robben's Van der Vaart, Qiao Wanxian's lineup was completely angry with Ferguson.

Sure enough, as soon as I saw Ferguson's face at the beginning, it was very ugly.

The first leg of the magical reversal, this time Chelsea's commentator came arrogantly, sneering: "It seems that Sir Alex Ferguson has expected the result of this game, and his face is unusually ugly." Ay...... Speaking of which, Roy Keane appeared in the blue jersey at the Theatre of Dreams, not to mention Ferguson, it is estimated that every Red Devils fan will vomit blood in anger after watching it......"

Surprisingly, Qiao Wanxian's face was not very good-looking, and he even cried out with teary eyes: "Mom, I knew that you didn't plan to die, I wouldn't waste Shengyuan No. 1, a full 3 ml......"

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