Chapter 485: Here It Comes Again!
They can't enjoy the first kind of Hongtao, except for the water and grass around, not to mention women, and the female toad can't see one. At this time, the second way is very useful, if there is a person in the team who can joke and can also lead others to interact with him, then everyone will not feel so tired, Hong Tao happens to have this ability, and also has this experience, whether it is in the previous life or in the future life, he has always been such a person.
In fact, Hong Tao didn't think so at first, he really planned to be a little lazy, if someone saw it, at most he couldn't steal it, if you didn't see it, he didn't plan to remind you. But this kind of behavior often has unexpected effects, this is the problem of the integration of a person's talent and a group of people, the same situation, maybe a group of people have to fight, which is why no matter what is there, people will always naturally and unnaturally divide into several small groups.
At 11 o'clock, all the work in the joint camp was completely completed, the four old men were not very tired, one person and one fishing pergola, lined up at the water's edge, the difference is that the Marx brothers are still wearing clothes, Hong Tao and Wang Jian have already taken off the swimming trunks, although the weather in Europe is not hot, but at noon, the sun is still very hot.
"Dumplings, what do you think of my fishing shorts?" Schweide didn't know when he took off his shirt and trousers, and stood on the shore in a pair of big green shorts, which were nothing new, but the pattern on them was really explosive: the front of the shorts was a frontal image of a carp's head, and the large open fish mouth was just in the sensitive area; Behind the shorts is a carp tail, still the kind that is swinging, and it is vividly printed with a strong sense of three-dimensionality, and at first glance, it looks like Schweed's ass has a fish tail in it.
"Damn, show off your hair, your yellow hair is like an ape-man who has not yet evolved." There is no need for Hong Tao to remind him, Wang Jian himself has already seen it. This Schweid is not showing off his fishing shorts, although this shorts are also quite distinctive, he is simply provoking with his own body.
"Don't say it, compared to the body, we are really not the opponent of this stupid big man, you said that he plays computer software, why do you use so many muscles." Hong Tao looked at the two muscles on Shi Weide's chest and the four muscles in his abdomen, and then looked at himself and Wang Jian, and he really couldn't raise any interest in fighting back.
"Hey...... Hey......" was as Schweid was triumphantly strolling along the shore when a few greetings came from the right. An inflatable boat drove out of the grass a few dozen meters away, and two people were waving to this side.
"Hi there!" Schweeder happened to be standing and said hello to the people on the boat.
Although Hong Tao couldn't see who was sitting on the boat, he didn't need to look to know that this was the family of Americans on the No. 33 fishing position next door, and it was estimated that they had just packed up the camp and were rowing to make a nest, although the two fishing positions were only about 50 meters apart, but the reeds and grass on the shore were too high. Unless you shout loudly, you don't know that there are people in the grass.
"Buzz...... ......With a low engine sound, a small motorboat appeared on the water, and Pan Lai gave it to him. It's no wonder that Pan doesn't like him as a little uncle. You said that the sister-in-law came, and Schweide was still walking bare-chested on the shore in his fishing shorts, without any intention of covering up, and went to the shore to pull the rope with a shy face.
The chickens were bought. But it's not the chickens on the golf course, it's bought in the town, and according to Pan, the golf course doesn't sell chickens at all. She had to drive to a French village near the town to touch them, and it took a long time to get three of them.
"Live chickens! How to eat this!? Marx and Schweeder saw the three chickens in a small cage and looked at Pan and Hong Tao suspiciously.
"How do I know about the Dao? It was the dumplings that I asked me to buy, and I was specially instructed to ask for live chicken, you can ask him, I will go back first, and then call me if I have something. Pan got off the boat and walked around the camp, and her nose wrinkled again, this woman not only had a good brain, but also had a very smart nose.
"Dumplings, how do you eat this live chicken?" Marx paid no attention to Pan's departure on board, and his attention was still on the three live chickens.
"Don't worry, I won't let you kill the chicken, and then you can just eat it." If you slaughter live chickens in front of your own house, your neighbors will call the police 100%, and they will look at you like a serial killer in the future.
"How do you ...... How do you kill them? It won't be too painful, right? Marx was still not reassured.
"A click, a direct beheading, like Louis XVI, will definitely not be painful!" Hong Tao made a knife gesture with his hand.
"Louis XVI?" Marx looked at Schweide suspiciously, it is worth this medical scientist's history is not good.
"Louis of France, guillotine!" Schweeder stuck out his head and stuck out his tongue to give his brother a beheaded, and he didn't know if Marx had figured it out, but he didn't ask about the fate of the chickens.
Hong Tao took the chicken cage far away to the grass behind and put it away, and gave them some water in a small bowl, and threw a handful of corn beans. I'm afraid they won't be able to die today, dinner should go to the American camp to eat, although Europeans and Americans like to brag, but they are very trustworthy, and they will definitely invite you to dinner, even if they only invite you to eat a sandwich, they will invite you, if you don't go, it will hurt people's feelings.
"Marx, I have a question, the rules of the game say that only 2 anglers can operate the fishing tackle when fishing, but if there is a foul, how can the referee know the way?" Hong Tao sat in the pergola and looked left and right, and found a very important problem, the shore of this lake is nearly 2 meters high grass, how did the referees of the organizing committee find out that the foul is not foul? Is it just self-realization?
"Haluha, here you go, look at that island." When Marx heard Hong Tao's question, he smiled and took out a telescope from the box and handed it to Hong Tao.
"I'm X, it's almost time for the concentration camp, and there are still people standing guard." Hong Tao picked up the telescope and looked at the direction pointed out by Marx, there was a small wooden watchtower on the small island, and two people stood on the watchtower, climbing on the two high-powered telescopes to observe the surrounding lake shore.
"Those are the referees, who will change every few hours, and even at night there are those on duty, using night vision binoculars to observe the situation of each fishing position, and every day there will be referees on the boat to conduct spot checks on the fishing positions." Marx took the telescope and put it back in the box.
The weather was very good on the day of the race, with plenty of sunshine and calm waves, and there were several flocks of water birds on the lake, hiding in the grass and flying on the water. Hong Tao was still carrying the camera at the beginning, but it was boring to play for a while, sitting in the pergola and feeling the temperature of the sun radiating on the roof of the pergola, warm and dry, very comfortable.
Suddenly the sky became darker, the wind was getting stronger, the lake was already covered with white waves, and the pergola was like a big sail, blown by the wind, and if it were not for the pull of the windbreak rope and ground nails, it would have turned into a kite.
Suddenly, the alarm of a fishing rod went off, and the tip of the rod was instantly pulled to the surface of the water, and it was never lifted again. Big fish! Hong Tao instantly realized what this performance of the tip of the rod meant, but the wind was too strong, he used all his strength, but his steps could not get up quickly, and finally moved to the side of the rod holder, just raised the fishing rod, ready to reel in the line, suddenly appeared in the sky A blue-purple lightning bolt, extremely dazzling, like a thick whip, smashed the dark clouds, and the tip of the whip flew towards Hong Tao!
"Holy, here we go again! I'm not going back! This scene is very, very familiar in Hong Tao's mind, especially the lightning, the color and shape are almost exactly the same as the memory in the deepest part of his mind, he doesn't want to be struck by lightning again, he doesn't want to be struck by lightning again to a certain period of time, now he is very comfortable, quite satisfied, he doesn't want to start all over again. (To be continued......)