Seventh, three, four, cute, why did the girl whip me with the soles of her shoes
The second updateββ
It is said that for a woman to have a good impression of herself, she must start by complimenting the other person. Praise is the most important part of interpersonal communication, if a person often gets praise from others, he will invisibly like the person who praises him.
Of course Li Yan understands this truth, although his emotional intelligence is extremely low, but he still understands the truth of pleasing others with good words, throughout the ages, how many slanderous ministers have won power by pleasing the emperor by patting sycophants?
Li Yan thought of Xiao Zhao helping him, and he was the first to think of this trick. He laughed dryly, and said to Xiao Zhao, who was limping in front: "Miss Xiao Zhao, you are so beautiful." β
"Huh? Am I pretty? Xiao Zhao was shocked, she turned her head, crumpled it together, and shook her extremely ugly face in front of Li Yan and said, "This is also beautiful?" β
Li Yan Khan: Nima, your deliberately twisted ugly face is so ugly that my brother can't look at it directly.
Li Yan wiped a handful of sweat and said forcefully: "Well, it's really beautiful." β
"Poof!" Xiao Zhao smiled: "Li Gongzi really likes to laugh, if I am beautiful like this, Miss is a fairy in the sky." If you want to praise people, you might as well praise Miss. I heard that Miss was crying and wanted to throw herself into your arms during the day, which proves that Miss has you in her heart, and if you praise her for her beauty, she will be very happy. β
Li Yan Khan: She has a fart in her heart, she is burned out of her brain by hatred, nonsense, by the way, now she is not talking about Yang Buregret, she is talking about Xiao Zhao.
Li Yan hurriedly pulled the topic back and said, "Miss Xiaozhao, let's not talk about the topic to the unrepentant sister, now it's about you being beautiful." It's not about saying no regrets......"
Xiao Zhao stuck out his tongue. It is extremely cute for an ordinary girl to stick out her tongue. But Xiao Zhao deliberately twisted his face, this action of sticking out his tongue looked extremely terrifying, as if a ghost girl was sticking out her tongue to eat people, and Li Yan shivered all over his body. Xiao Zhao said: "I'm really not beautiful, Li Gongzi, tell me, where am I beautiful?" If I can't say it, I'm going to be angry. β
Li Yan was taken aback, what should I do now? Poor EQ negative score man. I don't understand what to praise for Lu doesn't work. If he is a veteran of the love field who grew up in the flowers, he knows that he can't directly praise the beauty of ugly girls, people will think that you are talking the opposite, you should first praise the other party's gentle personality, and start from the other direction. But how can Li Yan, who has negative emotional intelligence, understand this? If he really wants to understand this, his emotional intelligence is at least above the passing line.
"Tell me, where am I pretty?" Xiao Zhao said.
Li Yan was sweating profusely, and he couldn't think of what to say after thinking about it for a long time, and after a long time, he said with difficulty: "Your little hunchback is so beautiful......
"Poof!" Xiao Zhao vomited blood.
"Ouch. Miss Zhao, why are you pumping me with the soles of your shoes? Li Yan screamed-
After a long half ring. Li Yan and Xiao Zhao entered Yang Buregret's boudoir.
I saw Yang Buregret sitting on the bed, there were still tears in the corners of his eyes, according to the pear blossoms with rain, quite beautiful, but it was a lovely picture, seeing Li Yan come in, Yang Buregret said casually: "You sit casually, I'm not in the mood to greet you now." β
Li Yan sat down, and Xiao Zhao handed over the tea from the side.
Yang Buregret glared at Xiao Zhao and said, "Go out of the city, you don't need to serve here." β
When Li Yan heard this, he was overjoyed: Opportunity, in the original book, Zhang Wuji was to protect Xiao Zhao everywhere, so he asked Xiao Zhao to help him, and now I have to deal with it the same. He hurriedly said: "Don't regret my sister, how can you scold Xiao Zhao like this, I think she is very well-behaved and cute, there is no need to kill her like this." β
Yang Buregret snorted and said, "She's not a good person......"
Li Yan knew her lines, and then she said that Xiao Zhao wanted to harm her or something, so she locked Xiao Zhao with a chain. He hurriedly rushed to the front and said, "I think Miss Xiao Zhao is a good person, well, really, it looks good." β
"Hey, what the hell does this guy look good about?" Yang couldn't help but ask.
Li Yan thought to himself: I just said that Xiao Zhao's hunchback is good-looking, but it was pulled by the soles of his shoes, it seems that the position I praised is wrong, now let's change the position.
Li Yan said seriously: "I think her lame is very good......"
"Poof!" Yang Buregret and Xiao Zhao vomited blood at the same time.
"Ouch...... Don't regret it, girl, why do you whip me with the soles of your shoes? Li Yan let out a miserable scream again-
Xiao Zhao ran out of the city angrily, Li Yan's plan to curry favor with Xiao Zhao was completely frustrated, even if he had negative emotional intelligence, he could see that if he went to Xiao Zhao for help now, it would definitely be the rhythm of being slapped a few times and being shouted "get out".
Li Yan was miserable in his heart: It's over, this fate is all messed up, I can't rely on Xiao Zhao, I can only rely on my own strength to find a big move. Think carefully about the original, the entrance to the tunnel...... Where is it?
Li Yan hurriedly recalled the plot of the Yitian Tu Sutra, and after thinking about it carefully, he vaguely remembered that in the original book, Yang Buregret left the room, Xiao Zhao took Zhang Wuji to Yang Buregret's embroidery bed, and pulled the mechanism on the bed, so the two rolled into the tunnel together, and then found Yang Dingtian's remains.
Other words...... Gotta go to bed......
Li Yan's eyes shone with green light and looked at Yang Buregret's bed.
Yang Buregret was still in bed at this time, she looked at Li Yan's eyes shooting strangely, and couldn't help but shiver all over her body, and said in a trembling voice: "Li Yan, why are you looking at me with such strange eyes?" I couldn't make an ugly girl just now, but now I'm hitting the idea again? β
Li Yanhan said: "No, I didn't mean that...... I'm looking for a little favor from the girl who doesn't regret it. β
Yang did not regret it: "What are you busy with? β
Li Yan said: "Can you let me go to bed...... there is still a sentence after it: "Find a mechanism." β
But before the second half of the sentence could be spoken, a pillow smashed head-on, and Yang Buregret said angrily: "What kind of mess, you actually want to go to this girl's bed?" Why don't you look in the mirror? Are you handsome enough to make me fall in love at first sight? I just met you once and let you go to bed, what are you a girl? β
Li Yan Khan: "No, I'm going to find a ...... in your bed"
"Die, I won't let you go to my bed." Yang Buregret said loudly: "When I was about to throw myself into your arms just now, didn't you tell me not to make trouble?" You refused to help me avenge my mother just now, and now you want to come to me again? Tell you, no way! β
"No, there is a door, there is really a door on your bed...... Li Yan said hurriedly: "You let me come up and find you." β
"Don't come here, I'm going to call it indecent assault." Yang Buregret hugged the quilt and said: "This is the headquarters of Mingjiao, the masters are like clouds, I just need to shout 'help', countless masters outside rushed in with strange screams, especially my adoptive mother Yang Xiao, that martial arts is not covered, if you dare to be rude to me, there is no place to die......"
Before Yang Buregret's words fell, he suddenly heard a terrible scream outside: "Ah...... Help......"
Yang Buregret Daqi: I haven't started to call for help yet, why did someone outside shout first?
Then there was another scream outside, and someone shouted: "Oh no, the six major sects are attacking the mountain...... Ah......h
Then there was a commotion outside, and Yang Xiao's voice sounded far away: "Don't panic, quickly organize defense, you ...... You...... You, and you, come with me...... Go to the mountain and retreat from the enemy! Inform Wei Bat King, the Five Elements Banner, and the Five Scattered People to come over ......"
Then there was an uproar, swords, guns and swords outside, and I don't know how many people in the road began to shout and kill.
Yang Buregret's face changed drastically.
When Li Yan heard this, he also became anxious, and said, "The situation is urgent, I don't have time to explain." Unable to care about Yang Buregret's objection anymore, he rushed to the bed with an arrow step, and reached out to the bed to grope for the position of the mechanism.
Yang Buregret was taken aback, and thought to himself: It's miserable, this lewd thief heard that there was a fight outside, and Zhilu said At this time, even if I call for help, no one will come to save me, so he pounced on him and used it strongly, I ...... What am I going to do?
Yang Buregret waved his cute little palm, used Yang Xiaojiao's palm technique, and slapped it at Li Yan head-on.
Li Yan didn't look at it, stretched out his left hand and grabbed it, and clasped Yang Buregret's left wrist, making her half of her body numb, and at the same time whispered: "At the critical moment, don't mess with me, watch obediently." β
Yang said aggrievedly: "If you want to rape me, you won't let me resist at a critical time?" Do you want me to watch myself being raped? Being a man doesn't take you so excessively. β
At this time, Li Yan's hand had already touched a strange mechanism in the corner of the bed, after all, he was a person who had learned the five elements of Qimen, and he was very keen about things like mechanisms, and he found that an ornament next to the bed was a little abrupt, and he reached out to touch it, and sure enough, he felt the strength of the machine.
Li Yan couldn't help but say, just lay down next to Yang Buregret, and pressed the bracket.
I only felt that the bed board under me suddenly disappeared and turned into a black hole, Li Yan and Yang Buregret let out a low cry at the same time, and their bodies fell sharply.
Li Yan had already been mentally prepared, but Yang Buregret didn't expect that there was really a door under her bed, her body fell to the body, in a state of weightlessness, and she couldn't help but want to grab something, but as a result, she hugged Li Yan's waist with both hands, and the black hole seemed to swallow her, she was scared a lot, and hugged it very tightly, as if she wanted to get the whole person into Li Yan's arms.
Li Yan was a little embarrassed when he saw that he was scared of his sister, and his left hand wrapped around Yang Buregret's waist, hugging her tightly, and at the same time transporting the body protection magic skill to avoid hitting something like a protruding stone.
Fortunately, the entrance to this tunnel was dug very smoothly, Li Yan hugged Yang Buregret and fell down for a while, and did not hit any bulges, after falling a few feet, he had already adjusted his body posture in mid-air, ensuring that even if he fell on the concrete floor, he could use his body protection magic to minimize the injury.
In fact, he did not fall on the concrete floor, but fell into a pile of soft leather, unharmed, it turned out that the tunnel had already been precautioned, it seems that the person who arranged the entrance to this tunnel was very careful.
Li Yan jumped up with Yang Buregret in his arms, down-to-earth, and couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Ha Luha, I found it!" The Secret Passage of Light. (To be continued......)