Chapter 61: Making an International Joke
It turns out that trying to wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep is actually very simple, just take boiling water and splash him!
However, it can be difficult to wake up a person who is pretending to be stupid, especially a highly sober old driver, and you don't even know if his speed will explode in the next second.
Su Ye successfully carried forward the shameless spirit, leaving more than 1,000 people in the live broadcast room speechless and killed.
Jumping all the way to gallop, the target is naturally the extremely high altitude mountain, and the wheat field behind it, fruitful results.
"If you are not afraid of an opponent like a pig, you are afraid of a teammate like a pig! Pipi-chan cried and fainted in the toilet......"
"Hurry, hurry! Report the anchor for selling teammates! ”
"Teammates who sell with strength, what did the anchor do wrong?"
"Wrong, yes, can you give a price? I want to buy this teammate back! ”
Sell teammates? Would Su Ye do such a thing?
Even if Pipi-chan is not filial, can he watch her die at the hands of the enemy?
Seeing that Su Ye suddenly braked, and the small jump stopped behind a stone in the middle of the slope, he jumped directly without hesitation, quickly rotating the perspective, and once again made sure that there was no old yin around.
This place has not yet reached the safe zone, but the distance to the safe zone is only more than two hundred meters, he stuck to the back of the stone, skillfully changed the AKM in his hand, and replaced the M164A in his hand.
"I actually said that I sold my teammates, I XC, Eight Desolations are also a well-known anchor, can I do this kind of thing? Am I not going to cover my teammates in the circle? Su Ye perfectly incarnated the old man, and at the same time deeply condemned the malicious remarks in the live broadcast room.
"Mom! The anchor is inflated, what should I do? The live broadcast time is less than two hours, and the well-known anchor ??? ”
"Don't panic upstairs, at least the reputation of the anchor is shameless, I'm afraid it's already well-known at home and abroad!"
"Old eight, don't others understand me and I don't know you? You're not covering your teammates at all! You are so meowy that you can't bear the heads in the wheat field! The carving insect technique unceremoniously revealed Su Ye's true purpose.
"Worm smash! Dispel the thought, if the eighth child can take you to eat chicken, it will be a hell of a life! "Silly Biao is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.
"Poof...... When I didn't say, old iron, come out and wash the floor! ”
In fact, what the carving insect technique said was not wrong at all, the reason why Su Ye chose to stop at Banpo was indeed reluctant to give up the pile of heads in the wheat field.
Although those Voldemorts are cowardly, they have a lot of strength, and even if the vehicle has no tires, it can act as a good cover, and if Su Ye wants to harvest one by one with a small jump, he will definitely be exposed to the enemy's concentrated fire.
He only has this car, and the only thing that can be driven within a radius of a few hundred meters in the entire Y City is this small jump, Su Ye, who regards the car as his life, will never take this small jump to make a mistake, he parked the car behind the stone, occupied the height of the half slope and set up a gun, using the advantage of the 8x mirror, he can clearly glimpse every scene in the wheat field.
At first, Voldemort remained motionless, until there were only 30 seconds left before the poison ring contracted, and finally someone turned on the escape mode, got up directly from the wheat field, and rushed to the ruins at the top of the mountain desperately.
So far, I can only fight against the water, and if I don't run the poison, even if I don't get killed, I will be poisoned to death.
"Da Da Da!"
Three bullets were fired in a salvo, and the guy who had just gotten up immediately formed a box, and there were many people who aimed their guns at that guy, but if they wanted to snatch someone's head in Su Ye's hands, it was obviously beyond their strength.
"Brothers! Don't lie on your stomach, the one who drove just now parked the car on the mountain, turned around and stuck us, I suggest that we live in peace first and rush up the mountain together, otherwise we will all die in the poison circle! ”
"This brother is a good proposal!"
"That's right, it's still thoughtful, the hopes of our whole village are pinned on you!"
"Good! I'll count three-two-one, and we'll stand up together! ”
"Three! Two! One! ”
"Go, Pikachu!"
"Huh!"
"Da Da Da!"
The guy who took the lead in proposing a win-win cooperation plan enjoyed the suggestion being adopted, as if he was being embraced as a leader, and in order to set an example, he stood up more actively than anyone else.
However, at the moment when he fought, all the guns were aimed at him, but no one had time to shoot, and the 5.56 bullets fired in three volleys on the half-slope, directly depriving him of his life.
"You ...... Why not get up? There was a serious question coming from the box.
"I'm sorry, I didn't have time."
"I'm sorry, I wanted to cover you, who knew that the forced shot was so fast!"
"I'm sorry, we just think your proposal is good, but to be reasonable, no one responds to your proposal at all, Lao Tie!"
The wheat field was full of gossip, just like the old farmers working in the fields when the crops were harvested, but the poison circle finally began to shrink, and those Voldemorts were full of energy and ready to flee at any time.
"Bang bang bang!"
Suddenly, several bullets flew from the direction of the wheat field and hit the stone next to Su Ye, splashing sparks.
"Run!"
I don't know who shouted, Mai Tian seemed to be a corpse, five or six figures suddenly got up, wary of each other's movements, forced by the pressure of the drug circle, they really didn't shoot at each other, everyone's energy was used to run away from drugs.
"This year's harvest in the wheat field is much more abundant than usual......
Su Ye learned the tone of the old farmer, sighed the joy of the harvest, and swept out directly.
Although his location was revealed, not a single bullet could glove his body.
23…… 24…… 25……
At the moment when the number of heads shrank from the poison circle, it increased wildly, and two of them saw that the situation was not good, so they simply lay down in the wheat wave again.
However, Su Ye had already witnessed their position, and as soon as the eightfold mirror was opened, how could Voldemort escape Su Ye's magic eyes?
"Da Da Da ......"
When the gunshots rang out again, the last survivor in the wheat field was killed.
To be precise, it was not the last survivor, because in a certain channel ditch in the wheat field, there was an anchor lady who stayed out of the way, calmly facing the impending poison.
"Tortoise! 29 heads, the anchor is going against the sky! ”
"Who knows what is the highest head record on the thrill battlefield? I have a vague feeling that after this is over, a new record will be made. ”
"I regret that I shouldn't have let the anchor pick up the gun in the first place! This forced to get a gun is the misfortune of the whole island! ”
"Pipi-chan shouldn't have given up, right? It's no wonder that when you encounter the monster of the anchor, where is there still a victory. ”
Abandon?
Su Ye caught a glimpse of the barrage in the live broadcast room, and suddenly realized that he seemed to have really gone too far. If Pipi-chan really gave up, then what's the point?
"Crooked, little fart, those idiots in the wheat field who want to do bad things to you have been cleaned up by me, and now there are 21 people on the island without you and me, kill them all, you are the first! I promise, never steal heads! ”
Su Ye solemnly made a promise in the team's voice, he was not joking, but everyone agreed that he was clearly joking internationally!
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