Chapter 115: It's obviously a yellow joke, why is it so sad
"Mi Mi, don't go!" This is what Geng Haoshi has been trying to say last night and this morning. I don't know where the courage came from, but in short, he finally spoke.
"Second brother......" Yang Mimi didn't know what to say for a while.
"Attention passengers of flight HX1028, passengers of flight HX1028 please note that this flight is about to start check-in and boarding, please go to the ticket gate for check-in and board as soon as possible to avoid delaying your trip."
Geng Haoshi heard this broadcast and thought: Isn't flight HX1028 the flight to the United States?
"Mi Mi, can you not go to the United States? …… You see, in the United States, there are so many places and few people, you will definitely find it boring when you go. "Yesterday, Geng Haoshi himself said that Americans are very good in few places, and today he slapped his face. However, now he can't care so much, as long as he can prevent Yang Mimi from going to the United States, he will not hesitate to slap his face swollen.
"Second brother, my parents are both in the United States, so ......" Yang Mimi looked at Geng Haoshi with a complicated expression.
Hearing Yang Mimi say "Mom and Dad are in the United States", Geng Haoshi was stunned again - Mi Mi's parents are in the United States, what reason does she have not to go? …… What to do? Think about it! ……
If Geng Haoshi's brain is a computer, then his brain CPU is running at a high speed at this moment. It's just that no matter what he thinks, he can't find any good reason to let Yang Mimi stay.
"Passengers please pay attention, passengers please note that the cabin door of flight HX1028 will be closed in 20 minutes, please hurry up to the ticket gate to check in and board the plane as soon as possible to avoid delaying your trip."
"Second brother, I'm ......" Yang Mimi looked in the direction of the ticket gate, but he couldn't bear to leave now.
Hearing the flight reminder on the radio again, Geng Haoshi began to get nervous.
Quick, think about it! I'm running out of time! Can't let Mi Mi go to the United States! …… Geng Haoshi's brain continued to run at high speed.
"Second brother...... It's time for me to check in......" Yang Mimi held back a lot of energy before saying this.
"No...... No...... That, Mi Mi, listen to me, aren't your parents in the United States, that, don't people in our country like overseas purchasing now? You see, you can take advantage of your parents' presence in the United States, and then, that, you can cooperate with them in China, and you can do some overseas purchasing of American goods...... I think it's going to be very marketable! Geng Haoshi was hesitant and intermittent, and finally found a reason that seemed to be quite "reliable".
"Second brother ......" Seeing Geng Haoshi working so hard to find a reason not to go to the United States, Yang Mimi finally couldn't help it, covered her mouth, and choked.
Geng Haoshi didn't know if Yang Mimi's crying now meant going or not, he didn't dare to think about it, and continued: "Mi Mi, do you also think what I said is very reasonable, so, stay ......"
didn't wait for Geng Haoshi to finish speaking, Yang Mimi hugged him.
Geng Haoshi couldn't help but smile at this sudden hug: "Mi Mi, do you want to stay?" ”
It's just that soon, Yang Mimi let go of his hand, dragged his luggage, and rushed towards the ticket gate.
Because most of the passengers on this flight HX1028 have already checked in, there are only three or three passengers at the ticket gate at this time.
Yang Mimi quickly completed the ticket check.
"Power power!" Seeing that Yang Mimi was about to disappear from his sight, Geng Haoshi rushed to the ticket gate and shouted Yang Mimi, who was covering his mouth while dragging his luggage.
Although Yang Mimi stopped, he didn't turn around. She turned her back to Geng Haoshi, her right hand was still covering her mouth, and her shoulders trembled from time to time.
"Mi Mi, don't go!" This Geng Haoshi, who has always been heartless, even cried!
Yang Mimi was still facing away from Geng Haoshi, and it was obvious that her left hand dragging the suitcase was trembling.
At this time, Yang Mimi seemed to have made up her mind, her left hand was tightly grasped, she grabbed the handle of the tow bar of the suitcase, and strode inside.
Looking at Yang Mi Mi who was striding away, Geng Haoshi suddenly remembered something: "Mi Mi!" Do you remember the paragraph I told you? ”
Yang Mimi, who had already made up his mind to go straight inside, stopped again.
Geng Haoshi said with a crying smile: "That is, what is the similarity between a rotten radish and a pregnant woman?" ”
Yang Mimi turned his back to Geng Haoshi, covered his mouth, and shook his head.
"The common denominator is: it's all because it's late!"
It turns out that this is a yellow joke.
At the beginning, Geng Haoshi realized that he accidentally told Yang Mimi this yellow joke, so he didn't dare to tell Yang Mimi the answer to this joke later.
PS: In order to make it understandable to those pure readers who don't want it, it's better to explain - turnips grow in the ground, and if they are pulled late, they will rot. When men and women are banging, if the man pulls out late, the woman has a good chance of getting pregnant. Therefore, the common denominator between a rotten radish and a pregnant woman is "because it is too late".
"I'm too late! I can't pull out my feelings for you anymore! Geng Haoshi shouted loudly, tears streaming down his face. He was really completely emotional.
Regardless of whether Yang Mimi understood that paragraph or not, at least he understood Geng Haoshi's words. She let go of the hand dragging the suitcase and squatted down, covering her face with her hands, tears streaming uncontrollably.
"And I haven't taught you basketball yet!"
Yang Mimi once asked Geng Haoshi - are you willing to teach me to play basketball then?
Later, Yang Mimi became the manager of the basketball department of the basketball team of Tiancheng University of Science and Technology, and the two of them had many more opportunities under the same roof. However, Geng Haoshi, like other team members, except for class time, is endless training, and there is no extra time and energy at all, so teaching Yang Mimi to play is over.
"Passengers please pay attention, passengers please note that the door will be closed in 5 minutes for flight HX1028 and the door will be closed for flight HX1028 in another 5 minutes.
There are only 5 minutes left.
Yang Mimi stood up, turned around, and looked at Geng Haoshi with tears in his eyes: "Second brother, when you enter the NBA, when you come to the United States, are you still willing to teach me to play basketball?" ”
"In this life, I will only teach you one!" Geng Haoshi responded loudly.
"Hmm......" Yang Mimi nodded, covered her mouth, and couldn't cry.
"Second brother, you must come!" Yang Mimi choked up and finished speaking, then turned around and never looked back until he disappeared at the end of Geng Haoshi's sight......