The second, three, five cute, natural stupid girl
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Li Yan made up his mind that if a robber came to wash the town, he said that he would have to save as many townspeople as possible, but until he figured out what was going on, he couldn't act rashly, so he retreated into the shadows behind the baked cake shop and watched what happened. The beggar girl who was holding the baked cake to eat also shrank behind Li Yan and squatted down next to a gutter.
After a while, I saw five healthy horses rushing towards the east of the town, and immediately the riders were all dressed in black, wearing hats, and holding bright steel knives in their hands...... Jindaozhai came here to find something, and when you find something, you will leave immediately, as long as you don't move, you will be fine. β
At the same time, seven healthy horses rushed over from the west, and the riders were also ordinary black-clothed hats, and they also shouted loudly: "It's okay if you don't move, and those who like to eat bandao noodles can just come out......"
There was a young man on the side of the road who didn't know the height of the sky, so he laughed heavally and said, "What is the taste of bandao noodles?" It turned out that this man was usually flamboyant, and he wanted to tell some jokes at this juncture, but before he finished a sentence, a big man's steel knife was swung out, cutting into the young man's neck, and blood shot out, and he couldn't live.
Li Yan was too far away from that person to be rescued, and he couldn't help but feel secretly annoyed in his heart, thinking: This young man is too ignorant, don't you know that heroes don't suffer immediate losses?
After the man's tragic death, the rest of the town was shocked, and no one dared to come out and talk nonsense. Everyone felt as if they had been pointed. Stay in place. The atmosphere did not dare to take another breath.
I saw that there were knights everywhere before and after, and after a while, one or two hundred horsemen appeared on the street, Li Yan thought to himself: There are too many enemies, if there is a real fight, I have to use my fast horse to shuttle among the enemy group. Sound east and west, avoid encirclement. But at that time, I was afraid that I would not care about saving these townspeople, and hoped that they would find something and leave quickly, and not attack the innocent townspeople, but I didn't know what they were looking for.
I saw a person come out at the end of the long street, this person was extremely tall, a face like orange peel, full of pimples, he walked to the baked cake shop, and said to the old man who sold the baked cakes: "Bring it!" β
The old man who sold the baked cakes immediately said, "Yes! "Pick up a freshly baked haode pancake. Handed it over.
The tall man was furious: "Didn't you bring baked cakes, and you dare to entertain the uncle?" He threw the biscuit at the old man. Everyone else thought that the old man would be hit by the baked cake, but they didn't expect the old man to react very quickly, and his head was slightly tilted to avoid it, and the baked cake crossed an arc in the air and fell into the gutter behind the baked cake shop.
Li Yan and the beggar girl happened to be next to the gutter, and the beggar girl hurriedly reached out and picked up the baked cake and held it in her hand.
Li Yan looked at this scene around him, and a strange feeling suddenly rose in his heart, and he secretly thought: Something is wrong, this scene, I seem to be familiar with it, which scene in a novel is it?
I only heard the tall man say angrily: "The surname is Wu, you disguised yourself and hid for a year, but you can't hide for a lifetime...... Hand over the Darkiron Order ......"
The old man who sold the baked cakes said: "The old man's surname is Wang, not Wu, everyone in this prison gathering knows the old man." What is the Dark Iron Order? Haven't heard of it. β
Seeing that the other party was still pretending to be stupid and behaved, the tall man could not bear it, so he pulled out a pair of double hooks from his waist, waved the left hook, and hooked towards the shoulder of the old man selling cakes, and the right hook drew a semicircle, hooking the old man's heart.
When the old man saw the opponent's move, he no longer pretended to be stupid, his body suddenly rushed up, and he used the iron tongs to meet the opponent's double hook, and the two fought in table tennis, and the martial arts were not weak, at least the level of the fourth and fifth grades of Heimuya Primary School.
At this time, Li Yan had already understood that these people were snatching the "Xuantie Order".
The beginning of the story of "Chivalrous Travel" is to snatch the Xuan Snatch Order, this thing is a token of the Ferris monk Xie Yanke, no matter who holds the Xuan Tie Order, you can ask Xie Yanke to help him do one thing, because Xie Yanke's martial arts are extremely high, if you can ask him to help, it is not trivial, so the role of the Xuan Tie Order is extremely precious.
At that time, a large group of people fought at the waiting prison to snatch the Xuantie Order, but by mistake, the Xuantie Order was stuffed into a baked cake and fell into the hands of the little beggar Shi Potian, and the result was ...... created the opportunity of Shi Potian and made him a generation of masters.
Thinking of this, Li Yan couldn't help but look back at the beggar girl behind her, only to see her holding the baked cake with a stupid face.
Li Yan couldn't help wiping a handful of sweat, and whispered to the girl: "Sister, what's your name?" β
The girl said honestly: "I don't have a name, my mother calls me a dog mongrel, and you can call me a dog mongrel." β
Li Yan chuckled in his heart, sweating profusely: God, this guy is really breaking the sky.
In fact, Shi Potian, the protagonist of "Chivalry and Travel", originally had no name, his adoptive mother didn't name her, and she was always called a dog mongrel, and later entered the Changle Gang to replace the name Shi Potian, and then was named Shi Yidao, in short, she never had her own name, and she was a very poor bear child. Moreover, he grew up in the mountains since he was a child, he didn't know the world, and he was a natural fool, and his stupidity was more than ten times worse than Guo Jing's.
When Li Yan heard her call herself a dog mongrel, he immediately confirmed her identity, and couldn't help but wipe his sweat again.
At this time, the fight was fierce in front of the baked cake shop, and the good hands of the Golden Knife Village began to besiege the old man Wu who sold the baked cakes, and it didn't take long for the old man Wu to be cut to the ground, and then the people of the Golden Knife Village began to search the body of the old man Wu, and searched every corner of the baked cake shop, but unfortunately, the Xuantie Order was never found.
Li Yan looked at the baked cake in the hand of the natural stupid girl Shi Potian, and thought to herself: It seems that the Xuantie Order should be in the baked cake in her hand, and the next development should be that she bites it down and clucks her teeth, and then many martial arts masters surround her, everyone wants to grab the Xuantie Order, everyone starts fighting, and the result is ...... Xie Yanke, the owner of Zuihou Xuantie Order, appeared and took her away, and then, she became a peerless master. This is the liliang of fate, as long as I don't care about her, she can grow up well.
Li Yan has inadvertently destroyed the fate of several people, especially Lori, who was originally going to become a hero, and was almost turned into a mediocre person by him, Li Yan no longer dares to mix indiscriminately, like Li Mochou, Lin Pingzhi and other poor people's fate, he will do his best to help reverse it, but people like Shi Potian, why bother with her? As long as she doesn't mix, she can walk on the road to happiness.
Li Yan took a step back, intending to avoid this incident.
However, at this moment, the natural stupid girl suddenly raised her hand, stuffed the baked cake she picked up from the gutter into Li Yan's hand, and said honestly: "Kind brother, you gave me a baked cake just now, and now I will pick one up and return it to you...... You eat it......"
Li Yan was shocked: I'll rub it, you can't give me this baked cake, if you give it to me, your fate will be over, and you will become a mediocre person!
He hurriedly stuffed the baked cake back into the hand of the natural girl, and said hurriedly: "I don't want it, you keep it for yourself." β
The natural girl smiled: "I was full just now, now it's time for you to eat." She stuffed the baked cake back into Li Yan's hand.
Li Yan was anxious: "I don't eat the baked cakes I picked up in the gutter." He stuffed it back into Shi Potian's hand.
The natural girl smiled: "It's not dirty, I picked it up just after falling in, and the small piece that was stained with gutter water has been torn off." After speaking, he stuffed it into Li Yan's hand.
What a cheat! Li Yan sweated profusely, and stuffed the baked cake again: "I really don't want to eat it." β
After a few back and forth, Li Yan and the natural girl each grabbed one side of the baked cake and rubbed it in the middle, where could the poor baked cake withstand the two people repeatedly pushing it around, breaking into two halves, "ding" sounded, a black iron plate fell out of the baked cake, and fell on the bluestone slab, making a crisp sound, it was the Xuantie Order.
Hearing this voice, the surrounding bandits of the Golden Dao Village immediately turned their eyes, and countless pairs of eyes fell on the Xuantie Order, shooting greedy eyes everywhere.
Li Yan wiped a handful of sweat, and scolded in his heart: I cheated a father, this is the end, no, I can't let Xuantie Ling be taken by these guys.
He didn't have time to think about it, and quickly bent down and picked up the Xuantie Ling.
The natural nerd girl laughed and said: "How can there be an iron card in the baked cake, it's fun, it's really fun." β
"It's funny, you're big." Li Yan Khan said: "Prepare to run for your life......"
The natural stupid girl said strangely: "Escape? weishenmeοΌ I haven't done anything bad, weishenme is going to run for my life? β
Li Yan spread his hands and said: "The husband is not guilty, but he is guilty." β
The natural stupid girl was stunned for a moment: "The fart is not drunk, but the wife is drunk?" What do you mean? Does it mean that a person who is spanking a fart will not get drunk, and if he holds his wife in his arms and drinks again, he will get drunk? β
Li Yan sweated heavily, at this time, the robbers of the Golden Dao Village had begun to surround him, Li Yan knew that he could not delay any longer, and he had to rush out quickly, otherwise it would be a dead end, and these robbers were unreasonable, if they couldn't grab the Xuantie Order, they would be angry at the natural dumb girl, and she must be rescued together.
He stuffed the Xuantie Order into his arms, stretched out his left hand, grabbed the waist of the natural stupid girl, and held her up. Performing light skills, a slight vertical, a few zhang distance slid by, and the people of Jindaozhai saw that Li Yan was already riding on his fast horse. Clamping his legs around the horse's belly, he urged the horse to run quickly.
"Good boy, it turned out to be a practitioner." Several robbers from the Golden Dao Village shouted loudly, and then there was a whooshing sound in the air, and several flying knives shot at Li Yan. (To be continued......)