If you want to have time, I'll talk to you, but there's no QQ group, is there anyone who can help build one?

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At about three o'clock in the afternoon, in the parking lot of the airport, Zhang Jinzheng was bored and half lying in the driver's seat of his car, fiddling with his mobile phone.

Today is the day when Zhang Jin and his sister-in-law agreed that his cousin Qi Bing would go to the depths. Originally, even if Zhang Jin came from Haiwozi Village for a long time, he had pinched the time, but it was only about ten minutes earlier than the time when the plane landed. But these domestic civil aviation in China are like this, there is one family, punctual is rare, and it is common for those to be late. Of course, we can't just talk about people's civil aviation, late, this should be a common problem in all transportation industries in China. This is true for railways and highways.

Finally, when the normal landing time had passed an hour, Zhang Jin was tired of playing with his mobile phone, and began to scan around for any beautiful women nearby, and the phone finally rang: "Brother, I'm a little soldier, I got off the plane!" ”

Even because it is the peak tourist season in the summer, the flow of people at the exit is surging. But it was too easy to find the Qi soldiers who came out with the flow of people in the hall of the 'domestic arrival'. Think about it, a height of more than 190 centimeters is already outstanding in the crowd, not to mention that this guy still weighs more than 200 kilograms? It's a moving mountain of meat! The goal is too big.

After beckoning Qi Bing to his side, Zhang Jin looked up and down at this younger brother who had not seen him for several years, patted the kid's belly with the back of his hand, and said jokingly: "Stinky boy, what do you usually eat?" It's only been a few years since I saw you, why have you come across? ”

Although I haven't seen each other for a few years, after all, I often talk on the phone, so Qi Bing doesn't have any interest in Zhang Jinzhi, and he said with a smile: "Brother, I can't help it!" There are people here, even if they drink cold water every day and don't eat, they will get fat. That's how I am! ”

Zhang Jin took the luggage in Qi Bing's hand and led the fat man to the parking lot, scolding with a smile in his mouth and refuting: "Clean, if you really drink cold water every day and don't eat, I guarantee that it won't take long for you to lose weight!" If you don't believe me, let's make a bet and try? ”

Fat people can't stand hunger, and they can't stand the heat. Hearing Zhang Jin's words, Qi Bing suddenly piled up a flattering smile on that fat face: "Brother, aren't I making an analogy?" Besides, even if I really only drank cold water and didn't eat every day, I wouldn't be a thin person. I must have lost weight before I became a 'dead fat'. If our socialist country is such a big 'starvation' as me, wouldn't it be a discredit to our new China? My dearest brother, don't take your life lightly! ”

Hearing Qi Bing say that it was interesting, and he looked pitiful, Zhang Jin couldn't help laughing: "Hungry? I think I'm hungry! People say 'fat people are simple', why can't you be honest at all? ”

"Hehe, brother, I'm still kind from the heart, and I'm still honest from the personality. But as you know, I have a lot of oil on my body, and it's normal for oil to be bubbling everywhere because it's a hot day. This mouth will inevitably be moistened and slippery, a normal phenomenon, it is a normal phenomenon. ”

While talking, the two had already walked to Zhang Jin's Wrangler. After Zhang Jin opened the car door and 'stuffed' Qi Bing into the back seat, he also climbed into the driver's seat in the front row, turned around and looked at Qi Bing, who had just been hot from the airport hall to getting on the car for only two minutes, and wiped his sweat desperately against the air conditioner, Zhang Jin smiled and said: "Fortunately, I didn't let your mother send you over, if she also came, my car might be overweight!" ”

Qi Bing, who gradually felt cooler, breathed a sigh of relief, leaned back on the chair, and said as if he didn't realize the meaning of his eldest brother's words: "It's not that exaggerated, my mother is not that heavy!" ”

"Less transfer contradictions, I'm not talking about whether your mother is heavy or not, but that you are too weighty." Zhang Jin smiled and shook his head at Qi Bing's laziness.

Qi Bing listened to Zhang Jin's words, and still continued to squeeze his eyebrows and say, "Brother, you say, am I the most weighty man in your heart!" ”

Zhang Jin made a mouth mouth and said after making a nausea motion: "You are not only the most weighty in my heart, but also the most food in my heart, as for whether it is the most fecal volume, I will no longer consider the question of whether it is the most fecal amount." It's just a boy, not a man, you know? Small...... Place...... Man! ”,

"Cut, it's just a matter of taking a moment to find a woman to complete a formality that usually needs to be completed 'by hand', how can there be such a big difference?" Qi Bing's appearance is obviously that although he has not practiced, he has already studied this kind of thing, and he will not shy away from talking about adult topics at all. Zhang Jin couldn't help but sigh, worthy of being the 'non-mainstream' generation. I think when I was my age, I was as pure as a little white flower. Of course, if you use the description of 'non-mainstream', you are stupid and stupid when you were young.

After the two brothers laughed for a while, Qi Bing finally turned the topic to business: "Brother, what kind of weight loss center did you contact me?" I told you beforehand that if it's still the same as the one in Tsushi, I can't stand it. I don't want to be a refugee who can't get enough to eat, and I don't want to be a special soldier who can't run to death. ”

Qi Bing's palpitating appearance made Zhang Jin can't help but knock a chestnut chisel on his head: "You said that you guy, you can't bear hardship if you want to lose weight, what can you do?" ”

The weight loss center in Jin City obviously left a very deep shadow on Qi Bing, and said nervously: "Brother, you promised me at the beginning." When you talk about losing weight here, it won't be like when you were in Jinshi. If you don't talk well, I'm sure I'll run away like I did in Tsuichi. Definitely! Zuihou Qi Bing also repeatedly emphasized his own coping methods.

After Zhang Jin showed a wicked smile, he said in a gloomy tone: "Don't worry this time, you will definitely not be able to escape." The weight loss centers in our Shenzhen City are all closed, similar to prisons, if you can really escape from prison and successfully escape, count you as a cow! In addition, these weight loss centers usually have 'communication' restrictions, so if you want to call or go online for help, you can't do it! ”

Qi Bing's fat face turned white as soon as he brushed it, shaking the fat on his cheeks, and said tremblingly: "Brother...... You...... You're not kidding......"

"Who's kidding you? Unbelief? It doesn't matter, you'll find out in two days anyway. ”

At this moment, Qi Bing really panicked, hurriedly opened the car door, and staged a good show of running away. But unfortunately, his physique slowed down his speed, allowing Zhang Jin, who got off the car later, to catch up in two steps. Although it is said that the fat body is not lost, Qi Bing, a giant fat man of 1.96 meters and 96 meters, is quite terrifying, but under Zhang Jin's liliang of up to 15 points, no matter how Qi Bing struggles desperately, Zuihou is still like a cotton bag with a few catties, and was stuffed back into the car by Zhang Jin and locked the door.

Qi Bing, who had no hope of escaping, could only show a pitiful expression like a 'fat deer' facing the muzzle of a hunter, and squeezed his eyes desperately at Zhang Jin: "Brother, spare your life, I really can't lose weight like that!" It's going to kill you! ”

Seeing Qi Bing looking like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, Zhang Jin smiled secretly in his heart, "Small, do you think I can't do anything about you if the tonnage is heavy?" With your little strength, it is 6~7 points at most. With our current attributes, wouldn't it be easy and pleasant to rub the garden and flatten it? ’

Although YY was extremely satisfied in his heart, he still said in a serious voice on the surface: "As for me, there is still a way to lose weight." This method, no matter how much you eat, how little you eat, no matter how long you sleep, whether you exercise or not, no need for liposuction, no pain, no sequelae...... "Zhang Jin opened his mouth is a big chase as if selling strong pills.

"This method is good, this method is good, I will use this method, I will use this method." Before Zhang Jin finished speaking, Qi Bing hurriedly agreed.

"Is there really such a way?" After the excitement, Qi Bing became suspicious again. Qi Bing, who has seen the top weight loss methods in Jinshi, has heard of such a good thing, and he can lose weight without having to suffer those hardships.

"Your brother, I can tell you seriously, 'Yes'!" Zhang Jin's tone was very serious.

"Well, I'll use this method. You can't lie to me! Qi Bing still felt that he had no bottom in his heart.

Zhang Jin smiled, and after some intimidation, the time finally came to put forward the conditions, "I don't lie to you, I can not only let you not suffer any crimes, but the weight loss effect is amazing!" But I have one condition. ”

"On what terms?" Zhang Jin's tone as if he was brewing a conspiracy made Qi Bing a little frightened, and he was afraid that he would fall into his trap.

Although Qi Bing made a vigilant look, Zhang Jin, who had already taken the kid's death hole, still said as if he had not seen it: "My condition is that you have to be obedient!" If I say anything you can say to your family, if I say anything you can't say, you are not allowed to tell my family a word! Zhang Jin didn't want Qi Bing to become a spy ambushed by his side, and shake out all the things about his divorce and resignation. In that case, Mom and Dad would have to come from Beijing to get mad. ,

Hearing Zhang Jin say this, Qi Bing, a slippery fat man, suddenly knew his intentions, and his expression relaxed, and his originally tense and straight body leaned back comfortably: "Oh, I know, do you have something to hide from your uncle and aunt, afraid that I will make a small report and poke things out?" Then I'll have to think about it! The fat man thought that he had grabbed Zhang Jin's handle, so he picked up the warp and began to threaten Zhang Jin.

Zhang Jin's expression remained unchanged, and he said in a relaxed tone: "Then you can think about it and give you half an hour." If you don't agree, I'll drive you directly to the closed weight loss center, lock you up for ten months and eight months, and then send you back directly. I promise, you don't even know how to play the little report! ”

Qi Bing's color changed suddenly, and he hurriedly sat up straight and leaned over again with a smiling face, and said flatteringly: "Brother, I'm just talking, this kind of thing doesn't need to be considered, of course your brother and I are on your side." I promise, I'll say whatever you tell me to say. Manly husband, a mouthful of spit and a nail! "This kid's ability to make the rudder is quite good when he sees the wind.

Zhang Jin, who received the reply, nodded with satisfaction, "That's good, I hope you do what you say." Otherwise, hum...... You yourself know the consequences. As he spoke, he started the car with his hands and feet.

In order to strengthen Qi Bing's understanding of the consequences of violating the rules, Zhang Jin did not drag him directly back to his comfortable nest in Haiwozi Village, but made a big circle, and the pioneer car stopped at a high wall surrounded by the power grid, pointed to the wall that was four or five meters high and said, "See? It is the most haode 'No. 1 weight loss center in the southern district' in Shenzhen, where it has a well-known nickname, called 'concentration camp'. Estimate for yourself, if you go in, will you be able to run out of it like you did at the Tsu City Weight Loss Center? ”

Listening to the faint slogans and stern reprimands coming from inside, looking at the unattainable fence and power grid, Qi Bing couldn't help but shrink his neck, and said in a begging tone: "Brother, didn't I promise you, I must be obedient." You can do whatever you want me to do, I promise! ”

Zhang Jin smiled triumphantly: "I just want to remind you that you must control your own mouth." Otherwise, the consequences will be severe. After speaking, Zhang Jin started the car again and drove directly towards Haiwozi Village.

The honest Qi Bing didn't expect that if Zhang Jin had taken a different path at the previous fork in the road, they would pass through the main gate of this wall, and he would find that although the sign on the main gate also had the words 'No. 1 in the Southern District', it was not 'No. 1 Weight Loss Center in the Southern District' but 'No. 1 Detention Center in the Southern District'!

After all, he is still young, and this fat fox is the opponent of Zhang Jin, who has been rolling in society for many years.