Chapter 1: Waist Nightmare, the King of Order Catchers in the Old Days!
There is a supermarket covering an area of about 200 square meters opposite the gate of Shenyang University, which is about to close recently, and the big sale before closing has provoked nearby residents and college students who have just started school in the golden autumn to stage a zombie siege in the supermarket. The two owners of the supermarket were forced to retreat to the staff lounge by these zombie customers, and cruelly left the working girl in charge of the cashier to deal with the group of college students who were like wolves.
Unlike the battlefield outside the supermarket, there is no five-yuan bag of toilet paper in the lounge, no three-yuan plastic basins and trash cans, there are only two computers here except for a few lockers, and the two bosses of the supermarket are playing a SOLO game in the summoner's canyon.
Long Xing and Long Yang are a pair of brothers, the elder brother Long Xing is almost thirty years old and has not yet married a wife, and the younger brother is a sophomore at Shenyang University opposite. It can be seen from the age difference between the brothers that their parents are rich people who dare to challenge the family planning policy, but unfortunately money can't buy their lives, and the tens of millions of family businesses they have earned through hard work and illegal fund-raising have not allowed them to survive the car accident.
Since their parents were hit and killed a year ago, the brothers Long Xing and Long Yang sorted out the money left by their parents and opened such a supermarket at the entrance of the university. Fortunately, the land was recently included in the new urban renovation plan and was in urgent need of demolition, and the generous compensation for the demolition made the brothers feel dizzy and happy.
With a lot of spare money in his hand, his brother Long Xing decided to go to Shanghai to fulfill his dream and open a maid café! According to his second-level accountant level, even if his shop continues to lose money, he will have enough funds on hand to play with his maid sisters for two years.
His younger brother Long Yang is still in college, and he is studying the accounting major with the lowest entrance score, just like his older brother. He also wants to go out and do something like his brother, but he is not interested in women in maid clothes, and today, when the domestic business environment is deteriorating, Long Yang, like many rich people with money in their hands, is struggling to find a high-yield legal investment project in addition to real estate accidents.
The brothers' SOLO bureau is continuing, and Long Yang thought that he could finish off his brother's metal master with his good mechanical pioneer Victor, but how could he, who has only been playing games for three months, beat the iron man who has been persevering since S1 and has been manipulating more than a dozen games a day Long Xing manipulated?
"It's just a hanging, my stupid brother, I said you don't want to clear my little soldiers so quickly, so that your soldiers are all killed by me, and my shield rises very quickly. Do you want another round? ”
On the computer screen, Longxing's metal master had already carried a hammer to dismantle the second tower. According to the more accepted two-tower or three-head rule of the SOLO Bureau, Tetsuo has already won.
Long Yang was quite unconvinced, and broke the fifteen cheap keyboards in front of him with one knee, and then angrily took out a new one from the cabinet and connected it to the computer.
The elder brother of the Long family is very addicted to smoking, and he has two boxes of cigarettes a day for seven yuan. The younger brother Long Yang has a great temper, and the fifteen yuan keyboard and mouse are smashed a day. Although the two of them spend about the same, Long Yang, who often changes to new keyboards, is obviously healthier, and the number of bacteria on the Ludao keyboard is much more than that of WC.
Just when Long Yang was about to continue to find abuse and play another game with his brother SOLO, the working girl knocked on the door of the lounge.
Outside the door, there is still the sound of slashing and slashing, and the charm of the three-fold discount on all goods is not a joke, and the working girl can abandon the long checkout line and squeeze through the crowd to knock on the door of the lounge is also a rare happy man.
When the door opened, there were three young girls standing outside the door. The working girl wore a uniform and an apron and pulled the arm of the girl of the same age next to her with an angry face, and the person who was arrested bowed his head deeply, looking faceless.
Long Yang, who has been running a supermarket for more than a year, knows this scene too well, these two girls who looked down at their shoes must be thieves, and they were caught by the brave part-time girl. It's normal for a supermarket business to be stolen every day, and it's not uncommon to catch a thief every once in a while, but two female thieves can be caught when the door is closing, which is simply a benefit.
The supermarket owner on the next street also caught a young female thief last month, a student at Shenyang University next door. The female college student promised her boss that she would do anything as long as she didn't send herself to the police station. As a result, the owner of the supermarket next door still has the girl's ** and phone number in his mobile phone, and occasionally asks her out to talk about the legal system and gender-related topics.
"Tell me, what did you steal?" Long Yang asked the female thief expectantly. He hoped that the value of the things stolen by the two women would be higher, and the more valuable the things were, the less they would dare to go to the police station.
The two female thieves were silent, and the working girl grabbed a stack of cards tied with rubber bands from her apron pocket and threw them to her boss. Long Yang smiled directly when he saw it, it was a stack of more than fifty Junwang cards, which was the kind of recharge card that could recharge many games. These more than fifty denominations are all one hundred, adding up to five thousand pieces.
"Wow, that's a lot. The amount of theft is more than 4,000 yuan and less than 7,000 yuan, and you two are going to be sentenced to one to two years in prison. ”
Long Yang moved a plastic stool and sat down, where he scares the two little girls in an alarmist manner. His words worked very well, and one of the female thieves immediately collapsed when she heard this, but she didn't say the kind of 'I'm willing to do anything' of the female thief in the supermarket next door, but sat on the ground and cried.
The working girl glanced at the two male bosses, pushed the two female thieves into the house, and retreated very sensibly to close the door. She has been working everywhere since she was a child, and she is very discerning, and she did not hesitate to sell the chastity of her two female compatriots for the bonus that the boss would give when the supermarket broke up.
Brother Longyang likes maids the most, and he can't see girls crying the most. Seeing that his brother's words made a little girl cry, he immediately kicked the plastic stool where his brother was sitting. Long Yang has also seen a lot of his brother's moves, and he has been trained to be excellent since he was a child, and he still maintains a sitting posture when the stool is kicked away, and the whole person seems to be sitting on the air very naturally.
Long Yang's bad uncle approached the female thief who was sitting on the ground wiping her tears, touched someone's head with bad intentions and comforted: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, you are an attempted theft, and the punishment can be mitigated or reduced." You two are students from the opposite university, right? When you get to court, I suggest you find a lawyer to get a suspended sentence, so you can finish your studies before going to jail. ”
Long Yang picked up the stool and rolled his eyes directly at him after listening to his brother's words. When the female thieves heard this, they were even more frightened, and even the one who didn't cry panicked, and shouted without confidence: "You are illegally detained, and you will also go to prison!" ”
She raised her head that had been lowered at the same time, and under the cover of her long hair was a rare and beautiful face with delicate facial features.
Wow, beauty. Long Yang's heart lit up.
Brother Long Xing couldn't help blinking his eyes when he looked at this girl's face, and he couldn't believe that a woman who looked like this would run to steal in order to get some points. If she's really that kind of bad girl, why bother so much if she wants to make money?
What does the other girl look like? Long Xing raised the head of the crying little sister next to her with anticipation, she was also a beautiful girl, and her short hair and short bangs made her look much younger than she actually was.
"Hey, that's weird." Long Xing moved a stool for himself and sat down. "You said that you two are so beautiful and came out to steal things, so you didn't think about what would happen after you were caught?"
"Who's stealing! We picked up those point cards! Rapunzel retorted powerlessly. Let me go, or I'll sue you for illegal detention!" ”
"Alright, don't make a fuss. What's your name? Report your home address, school, and unit. ”
"You're a cop!"
Long Yang said casually: "I am a student of Shen University opposite, and my brother is a policeman." Eh, I seem to have seen you, we're classmates, right? ”
Long Xing is not a policeman, and Long Yang has never seen the long-haired woman. Talking nonsense is his hobby, and it occasionally helps him to earn some money.
The female thief said with a weak heart: "I ...... I...... We're just ...... It's not the student on the other side. No! Her short-haired female companion had given up resistance, crying and reporting her name: "My name is An Ling, Shen ...... Shen freshman, sobbing, please spare me this time, don't send us to the police station, and don't tell the school. Please, woo woo. ”
The long-haired woman was angry when she heard this, and slapped the girl named An Ling on the back of the head, "You are stupid, you make us really look like thieves when you say this." ”
Long Yang crossed Erlang's legs and said to his younger sister An Ling: "It's not impossible to spare you, it depends on your attitude." Anyway, what are you trying to do stealing game cards? ”
"I said I picked it up!"
An Ling wiped her tears and said, "Give ...... Give League of Legends ...... Top up, buy skins. ”
The long-haired woman patted An Ling on the back of the head again, and explained in a panic: "We calculated it this way when we first picked it up, not stealing!" ”
The brothers sighed when they heard this, and said in their hearts that the world has really changed in this world, and the girls have begun to play competitive games.
Knock knock, the lounge people were banging again. The little girl who worked owed a crack in the door and said to the boss in the house: "Boss, I forgot to say it just now." Just now I accidentally touched a box of game cards to the ground, and the two thieves picked them up and walked straight out, telling them not to look back, so I caught them back. With that, she closed the door again and went to deal with the guest.
Hearing this, the long-haired woman yelled at the closed door: "I said I picked it up, not stole it!" Hearing this, the two brothers of the Long family looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders together.
According to the part-time working girl, the behavior of these two beauties is still legally considered theft, but strictly speaking, it is really not as serious as theft, at most, it can be regarded as seeing others drop money silently, and they secretly picked it up. It's okay to be morally critical of such people, but it's a bit too much to send them to the police station for this reason.
The two brothers, Long Xing and Long Yang, have been busy playing games since they were children and have never had a girlfriend, so they also take special care of girls.
"You guys can also play the Alliance? Which district? Long Yang decided to let these two school girls go once, since they are school girls, it's not good to shoot ** to threaten people like the supermarket boss next door, if you can get a game number and a QQ number or something, you can develop the relationship step by step.
The long-haired woman looked vigilant, "We are from the Twisted Forest, why are you asking this?" ”
"It's such a coincidence, we're in a district." Long Yang felt that this was simply providence, could it be that the opportunity to take his sister to the section had finally arrived? Brother Long Xing's look made Long Yang calm again, and he realized that he was just a rookie in the golden segment, even if he brought a girl in the bronze group and encountered a pit, he might not be able to carry it. If it's an old brother, it should be fine. Long Xing has actually been playing games seriously for a long time, he once relied on a single row to play the strongest king, and he can play in any position, and he does not specifically use a certain powerful hero. But he doesn't like to contact netizens.,I've always played games alone.,I'm tired of playing and playing.,Now it's just an occasional game of abuse with his younger brother SOLO or something.。
Seeing that the two girls also like to masturbate, they can still masturbate together in one district, and Long Xing said if he wanted to have a double SOLO.
"If you win, I believe that the point card was picked up by you, and the point card will be given to you as a reward for collecting money."
"Who do you say is good for gold!" The long-haired woman was very upset, "SOLO can do it, father and son bureau." It is not uncommon for a card lady to lose, and the person who loses calls the winner Dad! ”
An Ling, who was sitting on the ground and was not afraid of freezing her buttocks, felt that it was not cost-effective, and pulled her partner's sleeve to make her change her words.
"Get out, you waste, the old lady has decided to kill! Where are we going? Internet café? ”
Long Yang smiled and nodded, took out two laptops and a mobile hard drive that he hadn't used for a long time, and began to drag the game to get ready to dry.
The two girls were finally able to stand tall and be people, and they grabbed the two desktops unceremoniously. Today's SOLO not only means whether his innocence can be cleared, but also the question of whether the elders or children are added to their household registration books. In order not to make trouble for their mother, they are not prepared to use a device that feels bad like a laptop.
The two brothers of the Long family said that it doesn't matter, anyway, there are external mice and keyboards, in fact, the brothers feel that they are united to bully this kind of little girl, and they don't use external mice, and the touch area of the notebook is enough.
Long Xing smiled and said the rules to the two beauties who were logging into the account, "The map is the Summoner's Canyon, and you are not allowed to enter the wild area, with three heads or two towers." Is it OK? ”
The long-haired woman didn't look back at the ceiling and made an OK gesture, then pulled her partner over and whispered to discuss the lineup.
In the process of dragging the game, Long Yang peeked at the accounts of the two girls, but it was just the level of the bronze pit in the 100th round of the double row.
Seeing the two women discussing there seriously, the brothers of the Long family also squatted in the corner and chatted.
In fact, the two often think about topics such as 'what kind of duo is the most OP'. So far, the more recognized powerful combination of the two is the new Dark Sword Demon and Fire Girl Annie three months ago, these two goods belong to a dual-point control lineup, first by the sword demon with a passive life Q stepping on the opponent, Annie's back hand flashed a large direct cause tons of output.
Due to the passive existence of the sword demon, even if Q fails and is controlled by the opponent's hard control such as gem E, it will not be hung up directly.
In addition, there are a number of down-lane combos that have been developed that are very suitable for playing SOLO, such as Policewoman Soraka and Ergat Soraka. Star Mom Sokala's signature back to blue can support the hand-length skill to hit the easy big crab Urgat and the policewoman Catherine have enough endurance to kill each other.
In this kind of SOLO game, as long as the opponent is beaten back to the city or there is no blue and needs to go back to replenish, it means that a tower will lose half of its health, and it will be a waste of their teleportation at the worst.
In fact, the old violent combination gem and male gun is also a good choice, and the barbarian king and female tan, who can attack and defend freely and flexibly, are also very good, and can restrain the cooperation between many heroes. There is also the three resurrection tactics of the old man and the sword demon, or the double back of Papa Bear and alchemy, which are also very OP.
The Ergartega Crystal Scorpion is also very interesting, one uses the ultimate move to forcibly change positions with the opponent, and the other uses the ultimate move to catch the opponent and flash back to the bottom of his own tower, which is used to yin those children who don't even know who the 10,000-year-old bench Urgate is.
If you don't just choose the mainstream POKE lineup directly, you can rely on the skills to go up, or the barrel plus clockwork, you lose a barrel and I lose a ball, and if you don't hit people, I can also use the mainstream AP, which is very flexible and can deal with many emergencies.
The elder brother Long Xing's knowledge in this area is more comprehensive, and after some discussion, the two brothers decided to come up with a set of classic catch lineups from the S2 period, Kidney and Nightmare.
Kidney's ultimate is to teleport with a teammate, while Nightmare's ultimate is to rush towards an enemy like a mad dog. The two perform a combination of ultimate, which allows Nightmare to fly in the enemy's face with the kidneys.
Then Kidney One E taunts the past, and Nightmare One E terrifies enemies after a two-second delay, which can inflict up to 3.5 seconds of control time on a local single player. Since Nightmare has W, a skill similar to the effect of a banshee, it is not easy to be controlled by the other party, and the error tolerance rate is very high. In this 3.5 seconds, the output of the two is enough to remove a head, or to get rid of the other person's purification. Of course, the brothers will not be stupid enough to lose their big move when the other party has evolved, and they will develop obscenely in the early stage, as long as they can seize the opportunity, they will become a perfect kill! The two little girls also decided on their own lineup after mushrooming for a while, and the two brothers smiled and waited for them to say the name of Captain Teemo, but they didn't expect that one of them chose the ghost beast demon Queen LeBlanc, who looked cowering like a hamster, and An Ling, who looked cowering like a hamster, turned out to be the Wrath of Winter, that is, the legendary pig girl!
The ghost beast demon Ji Yi sister belongs to the kind of super early hero who can show off very well, kill people in seconds, and kill people in seconds. In an ordinary qualifying match, if Sister Ichijo hadn't killed the opposite side twenty minutes ago, her sense of presence would have been weaker. And the pig girl is a well-rounded hero with the strongest first move and flexible displacement acceleration and deceleration skills, but there is no lethality, there is no other way to play except pure meat, and the ultimate is easy to lose. The two brothers pursed their lips, thinking that these two girls were selected by face, one sister was dressed revealingly, and the pig sister played hard, and the two were heroines of the same series. Thinking about this, the brothers couldn't help but be curious about the sexual fetishes of the two beautiful girls in front of them, and by the way, they broke out their choice.
Judging from the long-haired woman's conceited expression and the time of her account establishment, she must not have experienced the S2 stage, and the combination of waist and nightmares that has been silent may not be clear.
With the small body of a sister, this SOLO is at most a matter of two people and three big moves, of course, provided that these two girls can hold on to that time.
Holding the two bad bags that Bisheng grasped, he smiled, and said that he didn't expect that he would have a time to recognize his goddaughter, but he didn't say whether his godfather could his daughter like other godfathers, hehe.