Chapter 67: The Fat Man and the Mushroom Head

Shen University's autumn sports meeting was a little funny, which was mainly manifested in the shot put competition between Duan Xiuxiu, a thin girl with a hemp pole, and several heavy people who could not be visually identified. Just looking at her who is mixed in, it gives people a very happy feeling.

In Duan Xiuxiu's words: "This is called a little red from the green, and good flowers have to be matched with green leaves." Hurry up Long Yang, take a picture of me. ”

Boss Long didn't have the guts, Duan Xiuxiu's voice was not small when she said this, and several fat women dragging lead balls around her were glaring angrily at her, looking like if you dare to shoot me, I will dare to smash you to death with a shot put.

These fat women have wronged Long Yang, his phone has no camera at all, and he probably won't fall in love with photography in his life, thanks to Bai Xiaobei's neighbors.

Duan Xiuxiu's abacus sounded, and it was right to be struck by lightning. When she threw the shot put, I don't know who she heard to hold the ball to prevent it from getting out, but she threw the ball and her fingers didn't let go, and she was directly brought into the bunker by the strength of the shot put.

Long Yang took out his tablet and keenly captured this moment, the camera of this tablet also completed its historical mission, and was covered by Long Yang at night with two stickers of Rainbow Dash Daisy.

Duan Xiuxiu was injured while playing the shot put, and the scheduled women's wrestling match was waived. She dragged a pair of broken knees over the wall and walked out of the school gate, and came to the Taoyuan Internet café opposite the door with An Ling and Long Yang, and began her week-long journey to the king.

Long Yang, who had just rushed to platinum, dared to take two girls to play the king of the game, and the only basis that gave him such courage was that An Ling and Duan Xiuxiu had no bad problems in the game.

Some people play games and competitions, and always take the victory and defeat and their own performance too seriously, and often appear to be in a state of tailwind and headwinds. There are often some players with poor psychological quality, who play slightly unsatisfactory or are targeted a few times, so they clamoring to push in the group, win the turnover, lose and surrender.

In addition, it is impossible to resist the taunt of the blood line, and when you see the residual blood, you will immediately turn on the bloodthirsty skill, and the player who can't see the residual blood in your eyes is also a good player in the pit, if you are selected by this kind of person to support or team leader, the former ADC will be sold to death, and the latter is the perfect team annihilation engine.

Among these bad habits, neither girl exists. Although Duan Xiuxiu is wavering, she is definitely not the kind of person who blows against the wind, and when she is against the wind, she is more wave than the wind.

This phenomenon can only be explained by personality reasons, just like some people like to publish murder books when the wind is down, and the picture is to kill more people and fight coolly. Some people will only issue murder letters in disadvantaged situations, seeking a chance to turn the tables.

Duan Xiuxiu is the kind of character who will kill people as long as he plays games. Long Yang didn't know how to summarize her psychological behavior, but out of kindness, he once persuaded Duan Xiuxiu to see a psychiatrist, and then was kicked in the calf by the other party.

The three of them enter the game and start ranking. Long Yang belongs to the kind of person who plays games very casually, and he has always played what position he has in what position, and which hero is not skilled in using which hero, except for those who really can't play.

But now his goal is to rush the king, and the game mentality is different. Long Yang is ready to try his best to grab the position of the top order and ADC, and strive to make himself carry. And he began to choose to use Pepperson and Raven and Akali as snowball heroes, which he would never have used before. --- in the small private room upstairs of the Internet café where Long Yang was, there was a couple spraying at their teammates at the interface of the failed LOL game on the computer screen.

This couple is a man and a woman, fat and thin, so thin that the one is a girl, with a mushroom head and apricot eyes, and she looks like a girl from the forest girl who came out of Photoshop. The man's guy is more than 200 pounds, staring at the screen with a bored face to help his girlfriend spray teammates, but it is not difficult to see from his facial expressions that he is doing this completely in the friendship between the two of them, and he himself doesn't seem to like this kind of catharsis very much.

After the girl finished scolding her teammates, she turned her head and scolded her boyfriend.

"You said you, why are you so stupid, what a good opportunity in the wild area before, you won't die if you grasp it!"

The fat man knew that the fire of the failure of this game was burning to himself, and the fat hand took out a white sand from his body and lit it, and concentrated on training while sucking.

"I'll just ask you, is it your problem that wave in the wild area just now!"

The fat man pretended to think about it and replied to the mushroom head, "That's right, you're right. ”

At that time, the mushroom-headed mid-laner egg girl Sindra was caught by the enemy when she was making a small dragonan. The blind man was beating the stone man on the blue side, and when he saw his girlfriend being bullied, he hurriedly interjected his eyes and ran over the wall behind the stone man to support, while Sindra ran under the middle road tower.

The distance between the two is a bit far, but the distance between Mushroom Head and the enemy bottom lane duo is very close. At this moment, Sindra flashed to the side of the red buff and gave a look. Her flash is quite quintessential, just flashing an enemy Verus's ultimate, but her poor eyes are a little incomprehensible.

At that time, the mushroom head yelled at the fat man, "Fat man, kick the red buff, quick!" ”

The fat man understood, and felt that Q was on the big monster, and then Sindra grabbed the monster with a W, and then fell directly behind Verus, who was chasing him. The blind man followed a Q after the BUFF monster landed, kicked over one by one, and saw that he had appeared behind Verus, habitually E down the floor and then kicked him forward with a big move, right into Sindra's arms......

The operation of the fat man to play the game is still good, but sometimes he is absent-minded. This is mainly because he has been forced to play by his girlfriend Mushroom Head since he came into contact with this game, and he is not interested in this kind of competitive game at all, or he prefers to stand under the basketball hoop to play basketball.

There are two kinds of fat people in these years, one is an ordinary guy who stays in front of the computer with myopia glasses full of grease and pimples, this image is the traditional impression of a weak otaku, giving people a feeling of disgust and danger, at least for girls.

The other is like a wine barrel, although it is a little fat, but the cardiopulmonary function is super strong, it is no problem to run and jump and make trouble, and you can't lose that fat body by playing football all day long, and it belongs to the agile fat man.

The fat man belongs to the latter, and the reason why he can date such a beautiful girl with such a beautiful family and a good family condition and have the fact is mainly because of his sunny and cheerful side.

Mushroomhead likes him, just because he belongs to the perfect indoor school, although she likes to stay in the house to be a deep boudoir, but she is very yearning for the sunshine of the athletic boy.

After the two became a couple, there was no problem with sexiness, but the mushroom head of the stronger side was not very used to standing outside the court all day watching her boyfriend play basketball, and after a long time, she began to circle fat people to join her interests, that is, video games.

Usually the two of them play a party game made by Wario on WII, rhythm heaven or something, it's okay, it's OK to take turns on the master chief on the XBOX360, and it's also very harmonious to work together to help Kui Ye slaughter Olympus on PS3, and I haven't blushed when I was abused by monsters together in PSP online.

Until the two played the League of Legends of All Evils, the fat man, who was not interested in the game, began to pit his girlfriend Mushroom Head with the attribute of 'high-scoring girl'.

She is the type who can play a worm and thunder and lightning to clear the customs with one coin, and she can fight Contra Douluo to kill in addition to the boss, all by dodging and running to the bottom of the level. She is also very thoughtful and operational in League of Legends, but unfortunately she doesn't have a boyfriend who can cooperate with her.

The fat man is also good at playing games, he has a shallow game time, but he has never been beaten online. It's often absent-minded, and it's easy to make the kind of operation mistakes that happened before.

Although that kick kicked Verus into his girlfriend's arms, fortunately, the egg girl held a set of QE in her hand, and immediately threw it out to stun the other party for seconds, and the auxiliary qin girl was also glued by the fat blind man, and was killed by A after a while.

The only flaw in this wave of two people was that the mushroom head was startled by the flying Verus.

Girls don't need a reason to lose their temper, and there is no doubt that a boyfriend needs to admit his mistake unconditionally, which is basic politeness.

The two lost their temper one and got angry and started the next game. The two of them have been playing the game League of Legends for two months now, and the current segment is Platinum II is hitting the diamonds. Since the two climbed out of the bronze group last month, they have scored all the way up to now, and the win rate has remained above 65%.

Mushroom Head is the kind of woman who is difficult to single-hand, especially for games. She's rarely played a game for so long, and she's getting tired of playing it now. But she's an achievement party trophy party, although League of Legends doesn't have such a thing, but she still set a game goal for herself, rush to the strongest king, and then change to a CODOL or something to play!

The two of them entered the reading screen of this game again, and the heroes they chose were still Sindra and the blind man, but this time the mushroom head said that she wanted to use the blind man herself, and she disliked the fat boyfriend next to her for being too mentally retarded.

The fat man pouted and couldn't say anything, so he decisively rolled to the middle list and waited for the leaders of the family to come over to gank, ready to make people head anytime and anywhere.

That's right, his good boyfriend and mid-laner will spare no effort to give up all the head economy to his cute but somewhat bad-tempered girlfriend Mushroom Head, which is the biggest reason why he can't play League of Legends so far.

The two stared at the slow reading of the screen from the Internet café machine, one smoking leisurely, the other chewing gum impatiently, their eyes looking at the opponent's lineup, thinking about which one they should catch first for a while.

If you only look at the opponent's lineup, their jungler is a pig girl who is afraid of the wild and afraid to death, and it is a good choice to catch the collapse of the wild area in the early stage. The player called ID Duan Xiuxiu plays a ghost beast demon Ji Ichijo, which belongs to the kind of hero who can't turn over after catching him twice, and it seems to be easy to catch, but be careful not to be ambushed by her wild area after having the fire of the underworld.

The guy on the top order called Candy Bullet is Raven, this is a hero who eats level equipment, and he collapsed after beating him home a few waves online so that he couldn't get his head, and there is no possibility of turning the tables.

The genius-type girl player Mushroom Head nodded with satisfaction after analyzing it, picked up the mineral water and poured a few sips, feeling that this one was already in hand!