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"Your Champions League winner has left Morse."

David. After Morse entered the 21st century, he gradually became a little tired of Liverpool, of course, mainly because Liverpool could not win the honor for many years. In addition, Liverpool's commercial development is not very good, resulting in Liverpool's limited profit per season. As the debt continued to mount, David. Morse's patience was also running out.

However, Benitez's Champions League titles for two consecutive seasons have greatly increased Liverpool's income. And David. Morse is a member of the Morse family after all, and he is certainly excited to see Liverpool re-emerge. If it is said that David. It is false that Morse has no feelings for Liverpool, after all, the Morse family and Liverpool have a relationship for half a century. David. Morse is only a little disheartened because Liverpool have been beaten in the past two decades.

So while there were other tycoons who wanted to buy Liverpool, Morse, who had been a little tempted for a while, completely refused this time. Because he sees hope for Liverpool's resurgence.

"Mr. Morse is otherwise good except for some indecision."

Benitez won the Champions League and is now on holiday in Spain. Lister found Benitez on the spot where Benitez was vacationing. The Premier League is different from other leagues after all. Although the transfer power is not all in the hands of Benitez, Benitez has a very big say as a manager. All Liverpool transfers must be consulted by Benitez.

Now Atletico Madrid wants to bring in Vicente and have been in contact with the Liverpool club hierarchy. But the current Benitez has won the Champions League twice in a row, and the voice in the club is getting heavier and heavier, especially in the transfer. Therefore, it is impossible for the Liverpool top management to decide directly, so Benitez has already been notified and asked for Benitez's opinion. They will only be able to act if Benitez agrees or denies.

Rist also came to Benitez for his vacation. Although Rafael Benitez is the head coach under Rist, his status depends on his status. Benitez is the best performer right now and gives Rister the highest profit, so Rister can't treat Benitez casually. So come and talk to him about Vicente in person.

"Raphael, Vicente's side......"

"I wouldn't want to do that if I could. Start with the Extremadula Club. Vicente has been with me for seven years. ”

Benitez is not one to express his feelings easily. Today is only because of the presence of Lister, so it will be like this. Vicente was Benitez's favourite, and when Benitez was at the peak of Valencia, Vicente's contribution was huge. That's why he continued to take Vicente with him. Among Benitez's favorite favorites, Vicente and Jankohler are side by side.

It's a pity that it's not the same as Jankoller. Jankoller has not only done well in Valencia, but also in the Premier League. But Vicente has never been able to adapt to the Premier League. They are far better in the Champions League than in the Premier League.

'He's not fit in the Premier League. He should be back in La Liga. ”

"He should go back to La Liga."

Benitez nodded. As long as Benitez nods, then the Liverpool hierarchy will negotiate with Atletico Madrid, and the rest of Benitez will not continue to care.

"Thank you, Raphael."

"That's as it should be."

Benitez sighed. He really didn't want Vicente to leave, but he couldn't help it. Vicente is only 24 years old now, and it's the moment when the player is at his peak. Benitez is unlikely to keep Vicente either. Vicente continues to command in the Premier League to wear away his talent. It's better to go back to La Liga.

"Still. Raphael. How did I hear recently that you Liverpool were going to bring in Figo. ”

Rist was surprised. Lister's memory is not Baidu. A lot of things are already starting to get a little blurry. And even Rister couldn't have known all the transfers in European football back then. For Figoliste, he only knows that he transferred to Inter Milan, and knows that Figo is the first superstar to leave Real Madrid. I didn't expect that it was not Inter Milan who was in contact with Figo now, but Liverpool.

Even Rist heard from Carvajal. Figo himself is very inclined to go to Liverpool and his agent has been in talks with the Liverpool hierarchy. For the individual contract, the contract is basically negotiated. This surprised Lister a little, I don't know if Liverpool had a relationship with Figo in the first place, or because he came to this world, they were connected. Either way, Riester was surprised.

"I suggested it."

Benitez said with a smile: "Although Figo is thirty-two years old, his technique, awareness, passing and other aspects are still the best. For Liverpool, such players are needed. Liverpool are looking forward to the Premier League title, and a player like Figo is the best fit to play in the league. ”

Rist smiled. Benitez's trend towards Liverpool's Spain is clear. There are several players from Spain in Liverpool. Jankoller, Vicente, Louis. Garcia, Harvey. Alonso, this summer, did not want to stop such reinforcements.

Liverpool have already set a number of transfers. Including the goalkeeper Reina, who brought in them from Villarreal, the transfer fee will reach tens of millions of euros. There is also Sissoko, who was brought in from Valencia, and his transfer fee will also exceed 10 million euros. All players were brought in from La Liga. If Figo also joins Liverpool, Liverpool will have more and more Spanish club style.

"So look at the Liverpool squad for next season?"

Liverpool can win the Champions League, and the main strength of the first team itself is not bad. Although Vicente left Liverpool. However, with the addition of powerful stars such as Figo, Reina, and Sissoko, Liverpool's strength has only increased.

And in addition to these guys, Liverpool are also bringing in a striker. Because of Baroshe, Liverpool are ready to bring in Crouch of Southampton FC. Of course, it is mainly because Jankole is really old, and Benitez is afraid that his physical strength will continue to decline and it will be difficult for him to cope with a season's competition. Crouch's transfer fee is also more than 10 million euros.

Liverpool, who have won the Champions League for the second time, are now rich. Although it is not as good as Chelsea, Tottenham and Manchester United in the Premier League, it is not blinking at all to spend money.

"There are still some things that I am not happy with. The most dissatisfying thing is the right-back position. Jamie is still best suited to centre-back and Steve is not a right-back I'm happy with. ”

"You should come to me directly for this kind of thing."

Rafael Benitez wasn't happy with either of Rist's flanks, and he wasn't even happy with left-back Ritse. However, Benitez is more unhappy with the right-back position than Reese. In particular, neither Carragher nor Finnan could meet his requirements.

"Do you have a good recommendation?"

"How's Villarreal's McConn?"

"McConn, he's outstanding. However, in '04, Manchester United gave up on him because of his labor certification. ”

McCone rose to fame in the Copa America in '04 and played in the Copa America as the main right-back of the Brazilian national team. Of course, he can become the main right-back of the Brazilian national team, not because he is already qualified to be the main right-back of the Brazilian national team. It's because the gold content of the America's Cup is too low. A first-choice right-back like Cafu won't play in a game like the Copa America.

In other words, McCone got a bargain. At that time, Manchester United wanted to bring in McConn, but because McCone only became the main right-back because no one played in the Copa America. So it's impossible for him to get his labor certificate in his hands at all. Therefore, under the guidance of Lister, McCone came to Villarreal. McConn's agent is Ricardo, who has a fairly good relationship with Lister.

McCone was in excellent form last season, reaching the quarter-finals of the Champions League with Villarreal. A lot of people in European football are starting to look at McCone again.

"It was '04. From the Copa America in '04 to the Confederations Cup in the summer, McCone has been the main right-back of the Brazilian national team throughout the year. The same will be true for this Confederations Cup. As long as Liverpool do a little bit of something, McCone shouldn't have much of a problem. ”

"Yes. I'll talk to the club. ”

Benitez nodded. McCone is now the object of attention of many European giants, and Benitez is not unconcerned. But it won't be so easy to take him down from Villarreal. Villarreal has always been the owner of no shortage of money, and players who want to poach them have to pay a high price. And the players have to agree.

It's like Benitez digging Reina. A goalkeeper spent tens of millions of euros. Tottenham poached Hleb and Arshavin. More than 40 million euros were spent. Villarreal's players, while not all of them are amazing, are definitely not cheap. Benitez doesn't care, though, as two consecutive Champions League titles have left Liverpool with plenty of money to bring in reinforcements.

"I'm here today for Vicente. Since you agree to this, then there is no problem. But. I've heard that Leeds Lennon is leaving Leeds United, and if I were Liverpool, I'd have done it. ”

Leeds United, which is in bankruptcy crisis, has not yet come out of the quagmire of the year, but is sinking deeper and deeper. They simply can't keep their good players. Lennon is another outstanding talent that Leeds United have produced recently, but Rist can't keep him.

"Liverpool have already been in contact with him. It turned out that Tottenham was the closest to him, but Tottenham brought in Hleb and Arshavin in succession, which made Lennon's agent back down. It's not a big problem next season and he should be our Liverpool player. ”

"Lennon is a true genius. I wanted to do that back then, too. It's a pity that he became famous too early, and I can't take it. The World Junior Championships are about to start, are you interested? ”

"Your agent should be more interested than our manager."

"Yes."

After all, many players in the World Youth Championship are still too young to get the attention of a big coach like Rafael Benitez. At most, the giants will send scouts to observe. The most important thing in such a game is the agent, because the agent wants to be able to dump more talented players.

"Didi-Di-"

"I know why so many managers turn off their phones when they're on vacation."

Benitez had a hard time getting a joke with his phone.

"Rick. What are you looking for me? ”

Listening to Benitez's name, Rist understood that the person who called Benitez was the first Premier League CEO and the current Liverpool CEO Rick. Parry.

"Yes, yes, I see. Rist is here with me, I understand. ”

Benitez put the phone down and smiled bitterly at Lister: "Lister, things are not going very well. Real Madrid suddenly asked for a transfer fee of £2 million to get Figo on the transfer. The club believes that Real Madrid have backtracked and are unwilling to give £2 million. Looks like it needs you to get out of the way. ”

"Two million pounds? Raphael, are you sure you're not kidding? ”

Rist was stunned for a moment and asked Benitez again. What kind of club is Real Madrid, what level of player is Figo, since they are all ready to let go for free. The transfer fee of two million pounds is more like an insult to Figo, an insult to Liverpool, and even Real Madrid's self-depreciation.

"Not kidding, of course. Real Madrid have just informed us of Liverpool FC. ”

"It's really the most amazing thing in the world."

Rist couldn't help but shake his head, there was really no joke. Benitez looked at Rist's mocking look and said, "I still need your help in this matter." ”