"How do I have a sense of déjà vu?" The fat man had a sign of egg pain, and looking at the big screen in front of him, he felt that he was actually being pitted.

The big screen flickered continuously, and finally froze the frame, and a pattern of a chrysanthemum gun appeared, followed by a title: "Excellent Weapon".

"As a weapon, you have fully fulfilled your responsibility to protect your master, I have to say, you have done your best, it is because of you that your user has survived, you are the best, the most perfect, I can't think of any words of praise for you, in short, good."

"Between your dedication, dedication, and effort, you have been rewarded...... 32 likes! ”

"Huh?" Looking at this comment, the fat man was a little surprised, "It's completely different from what I imagined, except for rewarding the cheater, it doesn't hurt people at all, but it's all praise, it seems that I think about it too much, and sure enough, that kind of immoral comment won't be so much?" ”

However, Ashin, who had changed back into his human form, covered his head and howled in great pain after seeing this comment: "Oh no! Ya Butterfly! No! Say no more! Don't praise me anymore! It's uncomfortable! 32 likes are terrifying! I can't breathe anymore! Capricorn, hit me, hit me! Ahhh It's painful! ”

"Ashin! Hold! Capricorn immediately grabbed him by the collar and slapped him hard a dozen times.

Ashin, who was slapped into a pig's head, finally showed a satisfied expression: "Ah, it feels much more comfortable like this......"

"Bill," the fat man looked at in horror, "what is this?" How do I feel that my previous thoughts were too naïve? ”

At this time. His sister, who had woken up, explained to him, "Ashin would be happy if he was beaten, but it would be very painful if he was praised." ”

"Damn, it's so sharp, even this kind of shaking M can be targeted, it's crazy! I already have a very ominous premonition. The fat man was in a cold sweat when he heard this, and he once again thought of the twelve of the Fragmented World Realm, the puppet mother of the pit father.

Next it was the bear's turn. His title was "The Monster".

The big bear who was called so was obviously in a bad mood.

"Return to the jungle monsters, the Anthropocene realm is very dangerous! Do you still yearn for an encounter between Beauty and the Beast? Laughed at me. ”

"This Reward...... The physical body is strengthened, and the recovery ability is doubled. ”

Big Bear tilted his head to look at his sister, "What is Beauty and the Beast?" ”

"I don't know what to say," my sister shook her head. looked at the fat man. "Does the fat brother know the way?"

"Well, I don't know what to do." Of course, the fat man will not say it stupidly, just laugh at this time.

"But speaking of which, this reward is too rebellious!" Doubles the ability to recover from the body. This greatly improves the ability to save lives. It is also an improvement in combat power.

Capricorn explained, "That's what it takes to kill the king of the realm. Sometimes you'll get a messy reward like 32 likes, but sometimes there's a precious utility reward like a big bear, so even if we know that the guy who gives the reward is very underwhelming. I'm still waiting here. ”

As soon as she said this, it made the fat man look forward to it, last time he got a nine-soldier beast from Twelve, although he looked down on him as a master, and he couldn't help anything except sleep all day, but he also felt that it was worth it, after all, he was only a young beast now, and he would have combat power when he grew up, and he didn't know what Lu Dao could get this time.

The Great Bear is followed by Capricorn.

"Mother-lover"

"I have to say that your mother-lover plot is really serious, now you will shout when you sleep at night and talk in your sleep, when you go to buy a pacifier and you will win, but, I have to tell you in righteous words, you are sick! Gotta be cured! The medicine can't be stopped! Just like you, even if you don't take medicine, you won't be cute! ”

"Well, you and I don't need to say it, international practice, a can of Mommy brand milk powder!"

"Kill you! I'll kill you! For what, you will know even about things outside this world! You must die! Hanging, decapitation, shooting, drowning, electric torture, roasting, poisoning, killing, blunt killing, sawing to death, you choose a favorite one for me to die! Capricorn shrunk into a ball on the ground with her hands on her head, and she was a little nervous and broken, and one by one killing methods came out of her mouth, making people sigh how dark her heart was.

"What is international practice?" The fat man was puzzled.

At this time, Ashin, who had recovered at this time, explained to him: "Because Zhilu Dao Capricorn likes to eat milk powder, nine out of ten rewards for killing the King of the Realm are for Capricorn milk powder, and they are all of the same brand. ”

"You like to eat milk powder! Your whole family loves powdered milk! Capricorn kicked Ashin away, and the latter smiled happily in mid-air.

The screen danced again, and it was the fat man who appeared along the way.

"Dead fat."

"As a prince, I have to say that your body shape is really too individual, what kind of feed do you usually eat to grow up? In addition, as the existence of the second largest bust here, is there still a little excitement in my heart? ”

"Because you're a dead fat man, I'll reward you for increasing your waist circumference this time!"

"! You're the twelve! What's the point of saying the same thing twice! You come out! There's a kind of you coming out! I promise not to kill you! The fat man originally thought that he had already experienced a blow and was already prepared not to be crushed, but the murderous "second largest bust" instantly shattered his self-confidence.

He's still too naïve.

Of course no one will pay attention to him when he shouts like this, and then his sister will follow.

"A little doll pretending to be tender."

"As the oldest existence here, you have always been selling cuteness and have never been seen through, calling a dead fat brother who is even a fraction of your age, what do you think?"

"Reward you, um, wait, I think about it, forget it, I can't think of it, the same way, reward you with 100,000 years of life."

"What's the use of longevity? We are not old and immortal, okay, this cheating guy, why do I lie down and get shot? The fat man said that he couldn't afford to be hurt, and it was obviously not his turn anymore, why was he still sarcastically ridiculed? Does this system have a grudge against him?

"But then again," the fat man looked at his sister, "sister, are you the oldest?" How old are you? ”

Before my sister could answer, a sentence popped up on the screen: "Anyway, it's enough to be your grandmother's grandmother's grandmother." ”

"Woo woo, you bully!" My sister cried aggrievedly, "People, people are not so big, people are still children, you bully others!" ”

"I didn't bully her, you know."

The system jumped out of an inexplicable sentence, as if he was talking to his sister, once again proving that he was an intelligent existence.

Next it was Xu Fan's turn...... (To be continued......)

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