"Medium order, if you don't give it, you will send it!"

As soon as this kind of opening statement comes out, it's like a little wolf messing around with Diaoyu Island, and even the Harmony Celestial Empire can't be more harmonious.

"Nima, do you dare not to pit? Lao Tzu lined up three today, and encountered two pits, no, counting this one, three pits. "The player called [Fang Zi] is really unrestrained, and it is directly different from three in and two out in one day.

"If you are not convinced, you will retreat, who is rare to be with your group of pits?" I didn't expect that the three-in and two-out counterattacks were sharper in one day, and they even asked their teammates to retreat, and fired a map cannon like "you pits".

Hearing this, [Blissful Fall], who was originally quite calm, couldn't help it on the spot, and said angrily: "How can you speak? You just choose it in seconds, and you still shout that if you don't give it, you still blame others for the pit for people like you who have the word 'pit' written on your face? ”

"Say less than two words, everyone say less words, and make money with anger, and make money with anger." The one called [Zhao Dezhu] is a thirty-year-old quasi-uncle-level player, this quasi-uncle has a good temper, obviously much more mature than the group of twenty-year-old bear children, and he smiled kindly and persuaded him: "We have a great god in the team, we can win if we fight hard." ”

It's a pity that the quasi-uncle underestimated the temper of this group of bear children, just like the legend, "the bigger the pit, the bigger the temper", only to hear three in and two out is a day of anger and said: "The great god has a hairy use, and in the last game, Lao Tzu was also matched with a professional player as a teammate, didn't he also kneel?" ”

"I'm rubbing, you can kneel when you match a professional player, you can imagine how pitted your grandson is!" Fang Zai was happy when he heard this, and immediately made a cruel mockery of the three in and two out for a day.

"No matter how nonsense it is, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will send ten heads at the beginning?" Three in and two out is a day to show nuclear weapons all at once.

"Send, if there is a kind, you will send it, and the master will record the video for you to be watched by the earthlings!"

In the preparation time for discussing tactical selection, something too discordant happened. The three hot-blooded young men quarreled fiercely, and [three in and two out is one day] alone singled out [Fang Zai] and [Blissful Fall], and did not fall behind at all.

In the process of spraying, the people on both sides not only played all kinds of national curses, but also shook out a few foreign foul words such as "Mother, fucker" or "Fuck, vour-Mama" from time to time......

Only Brother Ku didn't say a word in the whole process, and when he encountered such a pit first, it was useless to say anything. And to talk to this kind of pit, you must pull your IQ to the other party's level, and Kunshen will feel that your IQ is not enough. The most important point is that when he saw the ID of [Three in and Two Out is One Day], Kun Shen always felt that this ID was very familiar, as if he had seen this person on the forum seven or eight years ago, but the time was too long ago to remember.

The atmosphere in the team is not as simple as saber rattling, it is completely in line with the "three elements of must kneel" of the legendary passerby bureau.

The three elements of kneeling are: first, there are pit goods in the team, second, there are people in the team who choose in seconds, and third, there is infighting before the fight starts......

Throughout the 100-year history of the game, as long as one faction has the above three situations, the probability of losing the game is as high as 99. 9%, although it is still a little bit short of lOOor6, but it is not an exaggeration to call it "must kneel".

The most ridiculous thing is that no one is willing to retreat when it is noisy.

Originally, if someone was willing to retreat, they could sacrifice themselves and be happy with the rest of their teammates. Because after someone forcibly retreats, the player will return to the queue list, and then re-queue and re-randomly match. It's a pity that everyone has no spirit of sacrifice, and it is impossible for people like Ku Ge Fat to get 10 consecutive victories to retreat.

In the end, after the system counted down, the five people reluctantly combined together.

This time, Brother Cool was randomly matched to the Donghuashan camp, and the lineup is as follows: Hu Yidao (Thousand Miles of Sky Woman), Jin Shiyi (Blissful Fall), Kong Ci (Fang Zai), Tie Zhan (Zhao Dezhu), (Tianshan Tong's grandmother) Three in and two out are one day......

The lineup of Xihuashan on the opposite side is as follows: Zhang Wuji (Liu'er), Tian Boguang (Dream Boiled Chunqiu), Li Dazui (My Chicken is Eight Years Old), Jin Shiyi (mac007), Six-Fingered Qin Demon (BGod).

Both sides are more conventional 112+1 jungler lineups, Donghuashan's side is controlled by Brother Ku Fat to fight Hu Yidao jungler, Zhao Dezhu plays iron battle on the list, Tianshan Tong Mao is in the single, and Fang Tsai and Bliss Luo because they just joined forces with three in and two out is a one-day spray, they actually had a class friendship and became a pair of good friends, so the two of them stirred the base and went down.

One start, three in and two out, one day, did not show any traces of pits, but looked very professional. This makes people feel that this buddy is probably out of the shadows, so he came up with this kind of "don't give it away" revenge social routine.

This situation lasted until about 2 minutes and 10 seconds in the opening game, when Hu Yidao, a jungler controlled by Cool Brother Fat, had just gotten the red BUFF with the help of a pair of good friends in the lower lane, and a tragedy had already happened in the middle lane.

"A blood comes! Zhang Wuji, a chivalrous man controlled by the Xihua Mountain player [Liu'er], successfully killed the heavenly boy controlled by the Donghua Mountain player [Three in and two out is one day], and won a bloody ......"

Hearing this prompt tone, the two friends on the lower road suddenly couldn't calm down.

"Sure enough, it's a pit, dog's day, and it only takes two minutes to send a blood!" Fang Zi scolded and scolded.

"Forget it, if you quarrel with the pit too much, you will become a pit too. Ignore him, let's sit back and wait for the gods to come to help. As an ADC, Bliss is much calmer than before, because when he was playing the red buff just now, he had already seen the extremely coquettish operation of Brother Ku in the process of more than ten seconds. This made the discerning Bliss feel that if he played well in this game, he might be able to stage a gorgeous counterattack with 4 to 5.

Cool brother fat is more calm than Bliss, he just witnessed how three in and two out died in one day, the bear boy ran directly to the middle to fight with Zhang Wuji on the other side, and what was even more ridiculous was that Zhang Wuji on the other side was very shameless, and actually made the old routine of "pretending to drop the line", and was stunned in place and let Tianshan Tong's grandmother attack. When he was half-blooded, he seemed to suddenly "connect", turned around and ran down the tower.

Encountering this kind of remnant blood opponent means that one blood is about to arrive, and three in and two out is where to give up in one day, and decisively chase down to the bottom of the tower. As a result, Li Dazui, who was controlled by [My Chicken is Eight Years Old], suddenly appeared in the grass of the river, and under the attack of the rupture skill, the Heavenly Grandma Tong was brought to the sky, and then was attacked by two evil men plus six small soldiers plus the arrow tower, and a blood was sent away......

"Wow, Fishhook Emperor, it's really as bloody as the legend, xiexie!" Zhang Wuji, who was on the other side, got cheap and behaved, and spoke on the public screen after taking a blood, mercilessly mocking that three in and two out were one day.

"Fishhook Emperor? Why does it sound so familiar? Donghua Mountain's bliss was stunned for a moment.

"Damn, it's him!" Fang Zai, who couldn't get by with three in and two out for a day, went completely crazy, and shouted: "I just said that the ID of this product sounds so familiar, it turns out to be the [Fishhook Emperor] with the same name as [Rigu Youth - Emperor Daxing]!" ”

"Oh, I remember, it's the Fishhook Emperor who passed by the day?" Blissful fall suddenly realized.

"By the way, do you say he's a deity? It can't be this ID that passerby A is preemptively registered, right? ”

"Look at this urine sex, it should be the deity."

"I think so, I heard that the Fishhook Emperor hated himself all his life, and he took the routine of revenge on society! Just the bird he gave away just now, isn't it enough to take revenge on society? ”

Speaking of this, not only did the two friends on the lower road think of it, but even Brother Ku and Zhao Dezhu also remembered who was the Fishhook Emperor. Quasi-uncle Zhao Dezhu couldn't help but cut the perspective and looked at the three in and two out that had just been resurrected, and a trace of an extremely weird smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Before telling the story of the Fish Hook Emperor, I must first tell a poignant aiqing story: Once upon a time, there was a bird that fell in love with a swimming fish when it flew across the sea. One in the sky and the other in the water, the bird and the fish only looked at each other for three seconds before falling in love with each other. Because there was nowhere to land, the birds had to fly away and say goodbye to the swimming fish. On the first = day, the bird came to the old place again and saw the swimming fish again, but unfortunately, the swimming fish could no longer remember who the flying bird was. Because, the longest memory of a fish is only seven seconds...... However, Asuka did not know the truth, and it thought that the fish had betrayed him, so he went to reclaim the sea every day with a stone, trying to fill in the sea so that the negative fish would die without a place to be buried......

This is the aiqing story of the bird and the swimming fish, and it is also the bitter version of "Jingwei Reclamation".

The above story basically has nothing to do with the main content to be said below.

It is said that eight years ago, three in and two out were still a freshman with ideals and ambitions. He was eighteen that year, but unfortunately he didn't meet that "she is also eighteen". But three in and two out is a day without giving up.,After all, he's a young man with ideals and ambitions.,When the roommates of the dick silk were watching the film masturbation,,He decided to do something more meaningful than masturbation!

I made up my mind that the three in and two out were to buy a big carp weighing five catties in one day.

That year, the young man Xing Di was red and purple, and he was very envious of the three in and two outs, so he was ready to prove to Quan Shijie that the day dog was nothing, and the real cow and man must pass the fish every day!!

Here's what happened:

Three in and two out is to hide in the bathroom one day, put the big carp in a bucket, then take off his clothes and pants, and move a stool naked to sit next to the bucket. Then he buckled the gills of the fish to get the carp out of the water, at this time the carp opened its mouth sadly and gasped, taking this opportunity, three in and two out is a day to immediately stuff his little brother who has not yet hardened into the fish's mouth......

As we all know, the mouth of the fish is very elastic, similar to the mysterious place of women, especially the carp, the mouth is relatively large, and different models of pennies can be used with confidence...... Three in and two out is a day to stuff the little brother into the fish's mouth, so that the fish mouth against the root of the little brother, at this time the big carp will treat his little chicken base as a caterpillar and instinctively make swallowing movements, but with the rapid erection of the little brother, the little brother will be completely stuck in the mouth of the fish, and will be directly inserted into the belly of the fish, the carp will not stop making swallowing and spitting movements and will have a whole body struggle.

Theoretically, in this process, the carp will never be able to break free from the human penis stuck in the throat, until the three in and two out are sprayed in a mess one day, and only after they are soft can they pull out the words......

What about weishenme?

The principle is very simple, according to the research of scientists, the memory of the fish is only about 37 seconds, which is that many fish are hooked by the angler one minute ago, and they will be hooked again after a minute...... Because of this extremely short memory, the fish will swallow when it sees a lot of things that are suspected of being food, so when it is a chick base with three in and two out, the carp's mental activity is like this: "Hey, what is this?" Swallow it and eat it...... Paralysis! It's so unpalatable, spit it out...... Hey, what is this thing to swallow and see...... Your sister! It's so unpalatable, spit it out......"

In a short 7-second memory, the carp repeats the "suck in, spit out" output cycle.

In such an output cycle, three in and two out is a day of coolness, he thinks he has broken away from the category of dicks, Xianquan can be called a pioneer with pursuit and taste.

Unfortunately, this refreshing process only lasted seven or eight seconds before something went wrong.

Friends who have fished know that all the kind of fish that are more than two or three catties have a lot of strength, and it is easy to break off the hook or break the fishing line. It just so happened that the big carp that I bought in one day was the one who broke the fishing line several times when it was still in the lake...... On one occasion, after it broke the line, a large hook got stuck deep in its throat and never pulled it out.

On that day of that month, three in and two out was one day, when it was too cool, I desperately pumped my little brother deep into the fish's mouth, and just happened to touch the hook, so I ......

A terrible scream pierced the night sky.

It was Sunday, and I deliberately took advantage of the rest of my roommates to go out to play, and it was a day for me to dare to hide and do such an earth-shattering act of sunfish. It was also because his roommates went out, and when the tragedy happened, he couldn't stop rolling in the bathroom in pain, and the blood infected the entire lower half of his body......

Fortunately, the screams attracted the classmates in the dormitory next door, and someone broke down the door and called 120 for first aid.

The sad thing is that the three in and two out are the more painful the day, the more excited they are, causing the little brother to always be embedded in the fish's mouth. In addition, the "little turtle's head" in the lower half of his body has been hooked by a fishhook, and even if it is soft, there is no way to take it out.

What's even more tragic is that in the process of waiting for the 120 ambulance to come, many boys in the dormitory building were idle and painful, and they took out their mobile phones to record the bleak appearance of the three in and two out days, and some boys had no sympathy and secretly uploaded the video to the Internet......

Since that day, three in and two out have been red and purple on the Internet for one day.

Overnight, his name spread all over the Internet shijie, and the limelight once overshadowed the Higu youth.

Since then, people have given him a nickname: Fishhook Emperor!