The Chelsea vs Newcastle match barely caught the attention of any media in England and it was a game without any suspense. All the media focus was on Chelsea's Champions League clash against Barcelona on 23 February.

"The Premier League has risen, Chelsea, Manchester United, Liverpool, Arsenal, the four giants have unlimited scenery, and finally made the Premier League the first league in Europe!"

"Net nonsense, fools know that Serie A is the first league in Europe, or it won't be called the Little Shijie Cup!"

"How stupid X is on the second floor since ancient times, it's true, you just came out of prison, right, and your thinking is still fixed in the 90s? Serie A ...... In Serie A, even players like Ronaldo, Zidane, and Kaka have been sold for money, and you dare to say that it is the first league? Don't be embarrassed! ”

"Serie A has long declined, but the Premier League is not qualified, the European results are too poor, and I am still invincible ......in La Liga."

"La Liga? Hmph, wait for Barcelona to be abused by my car! ”

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There was a lot of debate among the fans in the forum, and similarly, the Spanish and English media also launched a head-to-head battle for the game.

At this time, the two teams represent two countries, and even the likes of The Sun and The Guardian will stand up for Chelsea for the dignity of the country.

The Guardian, for example, published a short story that made people laugh and cry: "The Death of the Black Swan".

The story is very simple, it says that in an area called Catalonia, a mutated black swan appeared in a flock of swans. This swan is very talented and capable, and gradually became the swan leader of the Catalonia region, soaring over Barcelona with this group of swans. On February 23, 2005, a hunter named Chelsea came to the Camp Nou hunting ground in Catalonia with his cannon, and after a few shots, the black swan died!

Fans were puzzled when they first saw this short novel, what happened to this "Guardian" today, wrote a novel? But when I think about it carefully, I can't help but hold the newspaper hahadaxiao.

Everyone knows that Barcelona's head coach Rijkaard is nicknamed the Black Swan, and Chelsea's Jowan Xian's nickname is even louder, even more widely known than his real name - Joe Cannon!

A few key words in the novel - Black Swan, Catalonia, Barcelona, Chelsea, Cannon, Camp Nou...... It illustrates the thematic content of this short story, which is a satirical Barcelona in insinuation!

For a time, London paper was expensive, and the Guardian also became a big seller because of this novel.

The English media took the lead in provoking, and the Spanish media will, of course, return the color, and for a while, the media war began vigorously.

The Spanish newspaper "As" published an article: "Barcelona Dream II Team, Hit Joe's Cannon!" 》；

England's "Times" ridiculed each other: "Dream 2 team, after all, can't escape a "2"".

Spain's newspaper El País said: "Rijkaard and Ronaldinho will definitely fight for the glory of Barça and pull the arrogant Joe cannon down the altar of total victory." ”

England's Daily Mail: "Boom, Chelsea united!" Barcelona is destined to be a stepping stone for English football to ascend to the throne! ”

Spain's 20 Minutes published a scathing article titled "Chelsea - Copper-stinky pseudo-giants!" 》

The English newspaper The Independent quoted the article "20 Minutes", which said with a joke: "Chelsea will beat Barcelona in about 20 minutes!" ”

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On February 21 and February 22, the major media in England and Spain described almost everything about the Barcelona vs Chelsea match, and even the players from other teams were involved.

Raul, the captain of Real Madrid and the Spanish national team, said: "In the league we are bitter enemies with Barcelona, but in the Champions League I would prefer the Spanish team to win. Mr. Joe Cannon is very capable and worthy of admiration, but I think that only Mourinho can take the victory from Camp Nou on this shijie. ”

Spanish national team coach Aragonés said: "After ten years of grinding a sword, Barcelona has reached its peak after so many years of running-in and transformation, especially Ronaldinho, Eto'o, Deco and others in the team have shijie-level strength, I think they will achieve a career at Camp Nou." ”

The England captain, David Beckham, who is now in an awkward and unhappy position at Real Madrid, said: "Mr. Jo Wanxian is an incredible manager, I think the game between Chelsea and Barcelona must be very exciting......

Qiao Wanxian has a "Qiao Wanxian column" in the sports section of the "Times", announcing the team's starting lineup in advance according to the usual practice, and also threatening not to be afraid of any targeted tactical arrangements from Barcelona, and to defeat the Catalan giants head-on with absolute strength, so that Rijkaard is convinced.

In an important game such as facing Barcelona in the Champions League, Qiao Wanxian still did not change his style, and determined the team's starting 11 early.

Goalkeepers: Petr Cech;

Defenders: Ramos, Terry, Cannavaro, Grosso;

Midfielders: Claude Makelele, Rooney, Kaka, Lampard, Joe Cole;

Forward: Fernando Torres.

It can be said that this is definitely Chelsea's strongest squad right now, attacking and defending; The speed is fast, Jishu is dexterous, the front line is supported by a high point, the side has a fast horse galloping, and there are more passes, ** pass Kaka and Lampard in the middle, such a set of lineup, enough to make any team in Europe fearful!

When Rijkaard learned that Qiao Wanxian announced the starting lineup in advance with extreme arrogance and contempt, he sang praises to reporters: "Mr. Qiao Wanxian has the ability to attract worldwide attention, he is young and promising, unlimited, he is the most threatening figure in Chelsea!" ”

A reporter relayed Rijkaard's words to Qiao Wanxian, but the big-mouthed guy pouted disdainfully: "The game is played by the players, and it is arranged by the head coach's tactics, and it is not won by playing psychological warfare with lip service!" It's no wonder Rijkaard has been suppressed by Jose Mourinho in La Liga, and obviously he has put his mind in the wrong place, football...... It's not a little trick! ”

Qiao Wanxian is a person who holds a grudge, he remembers that Rijkaard and Mourinho attacked him together, and now he finally has the opportunity to beat the other party, of course, he must slaughter him!

When Rijkaard heard this, his face suddenly turned pale, and he left a sentence fiercely: "Extremely arrogant! Then he threw himself away.

Joe Cannon was as arrogant and arrogant as ever, making the media love and hate, but Rijkaard did not cooperate, so he had no chance to fight. The media had no choice but to focus on the players, and all kinds of fanning the flames and agitation, finally made the players on both sides begin to be more serious.

Valdés: "Cech was lucky enough to go to a club like Chelsea, and if he came to Barcelona, he would have to sit on the bench. ”

Cech is also a young man, and he was very unkind at the moment: "I don't know if I sit on the bench at Barcelona or not, but I know that if I have a butter hand at Chelsea, I will be pressed on the bench by the manager!" ”

This annoyed Oleg, who was also from Barcelona's academy, and said viciously: "When you come to Camp Nou, you will definitely be the lucky one who keeps picking up the ball from the goal!" ”

It was a blatant defiance of Chelsea's entire defence, and captain John Terry stepped forward without hesitation: "Who is in a position where he doesn't even play a key role in his own team, who has the right to talk about the opponent's goal? Your task is to compete with Belletti for a place in the main team, otherwise you won't even get a chance to play against Chelsea. ”

Samuel Eto'o stepped up and exclaimed: "I'll show John Terry what the word striker really means!" ”

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On the 22nd, Qiao Wanxian led the Chelsea team to Barcelona for adaptive training. In the same way, it also brings the most eye-catching feature of English football - the wife group!

Qiao Wanxian loves face very much, and he has two girlfriends who are as beautiful as flowers, and he is trying his best to bring women out to show off. All of a sudden, Chelsea arrived in Barcelona, and the Chelsea women began to set off a shopping frenzy in Barcelona.

They take pictures collectively, they travel collectively, and their every move tugs at the heartstrings of Catalan fans. This is even more eye-catching than the beautiful cheerleaders in the NBA!

Cheryl is completely a queen, with black sunglasses, fiery red lips sexy and glamorous, and a star, good at creating all kinds of gimmicky atmosphere, as if becoming the leader of Mrs. Chelsea's group, leading everyone to sweep Barcelona.

The glorious deeds of the wife group will of course attract the attention of "Pink Ball Net", which specializes in reporting lace news, and sent a beautiful reporter in her 20s to conduct a follow-up interview.

Finally, in a situation of pleading, Cheryl answered a few questions on behalf of the members of the wife's group: "We are here?" Needless to say, of course, enjoy football and enjoy winning! ”

"Are you so sure Chelsea will win?"

Cheryl's face turned pale and said lightly: "There is no doubt about it. ”

The beautiful reporter felt a little controlled by Cheryl's cold and glamorous queen style, and finally came up with a killer idea: "Miss Cheryl, this winter, Chelsea has introduced several handsome players, is there a lot of pressure on you?" ”

Sure enough, it's still this trick, gay topic!

Before Cheryl could reply, the members of the wife group next to her were upset: "Can you speak?" Is that what the Spaniards are? ”

Without hesitation, Lucy came to Cheryl's side and stood up, and said coldly: "It's a pity that your breasts are not big enough, your ass is not big enough, and your body is ugly." Otherwise, I wouldn't mind giving you a chance to get in touch with my husband and make you realize that people are called real men! ”

"Poof!"

"Giggle......

The laughter continued, and the beautiful reporter fled.

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