Chapter 3 Routines
"Buzz!"
Before the barrage could react, the system had already helped Lin Tian prepare for the game. Lin Tianma clicked the "confirm" button, and in less than two seconds, he entered the ban/pick interface. And after a silence, the barrage exploded:
"Hey, what do you mean when you say the anchor went to take a shower?"
"Heh, the color X anchor, it's so easy to go to someone else's bed, what are NC fans waiting for if they don't take it off? When a spare tire? ”
"How can Sister Rabbit be such a casual person! But the little brother is really good-looking, handsome....."
"666, sure enough, what kind of NC anchor has what kind of NC fan, when you see a handsome guy, you expose your nature."
"You tell the old lady again!"
The corners of Lin Tian's mouth twitched, and he also found that there are not many fans in this live broadcast room, but there are a lot of black fans. Some barrages can't even be watched.
"That, who is the house manager in our live broadcast room, come and sweep the floor." Lin Tian frowned and asked.
"Do you need to remind me, I've been sealing! Who are you, where did Xiaoyan go? The house manager replied hurriedly, obviously too busy to survive.
"I, I'm her friend." Lin Tian raised his eyebrows, through the name of Su Yan by this house manager, and the fact that he said that Su Yan was taking a bath, he obviously didn't believe it, and it was basically certain that he was Su Yan's friend.
The housekeeper didn't continue to speak, I don't know if it was because he was too busy to come, or if there was another reason.
Lin Tian didn't care, he dropped the nurse with BAN, he was in the jungler position, and it happened to be on the first floor of the blue side, the preferred position.
"A gang of snatching Yasuo and taking flying." At this time, someone in the chat box sent a message, and he wanted Lin Tian to help him grab the hero.
After all, he is a happy man, and the degree of popularity has reached the level of non-ban must be selected, but Lin Tian flipped through Su Yan's hero column, there was no Yasuo, and in her hero column, almost all of them were female characters, and there were only four non-female characters - Wuji Sword Saint - Yi, Wandering Mage - Ruiz, Swift Scout - Teemo and the Proud Stalker who was played badly - Rengar.
The corners of Lin Tian's mouth twitched, it is worthy of being a girl's number, it is really special, except for novice heroes, there are really no other male heroes.
However, the time to choose a hero by himself was running out, Lin Tian waved his hand, directly selected a hero and clicked the confirm button.
"Tonight, hunt hard!"
Only the excited roar of Rengar came from his ears, and Lin Tian chose the poodle. And the audience saw this scene and shouted:
"Why am I a poodle again, can you?"
"My poor big lion is going to be pulled out again and suffered by inhuman poison, I don't dare to look at it, I don't dare to look at it, you will call me again when Sister Rabbit comes back."
“.......”
These are just barrages of true love fans, as for the barrage on the side of the water army, all kinds of foul language, what is said is called an ugly one, I believe that if you continue to watch Lin Tian in this live broadcast room, except for the water army, you are true love fans. Because anyone who can still stay in the live broadcast room under so many vicious remarks must be true love fans.
And at this time in the chat interface, the middle laner who had just asked Lin Tian to help him grab was already fried because Lin Tian didn't help him grab Yasuo, :
"What stupid X jungler, blind or stupid? Can't you see Lao Tzu asking you to rob Yasuo? ”
"Made, the other side snatched Yasuo, how to fight? How can you win with this stupid X jungler? ”
“.........”
The man frantically attacked Lin Tian with words, and at the same time he chose a snowman knight - Nunu, this time Lin Tian's teammates were in a hurry, and they tried hard to appease the middle single, and there was actually a person who blamed Lin Tian, as if it was Lin Tian's fault for that person's blind choice.
Lin Tian didn't bother with them, it wasn't that Lin Tian had confidence in his own mid-laner, he didn't think this kind of person had any tricks, this person didn't plan to play anymore.
In the barrage, several fans were angrily scolding their own mid-laners, but Lin Tian didn't pay attention to them, he knew that reasoning with that kind of unreasonable person was a waste of time.
Click on the rune interface, the electric punishment rune that Su Yan used Wegame in the last game is still there, Lin Tian directly changed to the dark harvest, and the secondary system was replaced by the speed and storm gathering of the witchcraft department.
Some old lions in the barrage couldn't help but praise Lin Tian when they saw Lin Tian so matched:
"Yo, this sub-system is very professional, but the main talent is best electrocuted, and the dark harvest version is too slow to take shape, and the damage in the early stage is far less than that of electrocution."
Lin Tian just happened to see this barrage, he just smiled and explained casually: "This is estimated to be four to five, and it's not bad to bring a dark harvest, anyway, our mid-laner is also a soul ATM, so don't worry about not being able to save it." ”
"666, ATM, that's a terrible description."
"Hahaha, the anchor is so humorous, the mentality is okay, I paid attention."
"Oh, maybe people are sassy routines, and you're embarrassed to say that people are single? Let you rob Yasuo you blind? ”
"I think you're blind, there's Yasuo in this number? Grab with your head? ”
“........”
For a while, the barrage quarreled with each other again, and Lin Tian's head hurt when he was arguing.
Soon the lineups of the two sides have been decided, blue side: top laner: Hand of Noxus - Darius, jungler: poodle, middle laner: Nunu, bottom laner: bounty hunter - Miss Doom (female gun), support: steam robot - Britz.
Red side: Top Lane: Power of Demacia - Galen, Jungler: Infinite Sword Master - Yi, Middle Lane: Yasuo, Down Lane: EZ, Support: Wind Girl
After a while, all the staff had already been added, followed by the familiar system prompt:
"Welcome to League of Legends!"
"The one on the other side comes to the river to get a head!"
As Lin Tian expected, as soon as he entered the game, Nunu shouted that he wanted to give away his head, and rushed to the opposite wild area with sparks and lightning all the way with the "Homeland Guard".
"I'm really shameless to rely on this mid-laner!"
"What kind of orphan is this, it's too shameless, isn't it?"
"Heh, isn't the anchor quite powerful? What do I see you do? ”
“.......”
The water army is worthy of being a water army, and wherever he goes, it has its own mocking effect, and when he said this, Rao is Lin Tian was not happy, only to see him smile evilly, and directly typed a string of words on the public screen: "I and the snowman are in a double row, come with me, and when he seduces to the opposite side, he will slow down a person, and the robot will aim and directly hook when the time comes." ”
Before everyone could react, Lin Tian typed on the public screen again: ", it's habitual to shift." After doing this, Lin Tian manipulated the poodle to buy equipment and slowly came out of the spring.
Teammates: ".........."
Enemy Player: ".........."
Lin Tian was obviously talking nonsense, Nunu almost didn't scold his ancestor for the eighteenth generation just now, how could the two of them be double-rowed. But the teammates know about it, the audience in the live broadcast room knows, and the enemy players don't.
Sure enough, Nunu stood in the river for a long time, and the enemy really didn't come alone. Now he was in a hurry, and he was busy saying on the public screen: "Don't listen to this wise jungler blind BB, he is a fool, I am in the river, and there is really no one behind." ”
Seeing this, Lin Tian hurriedly cut out of the public screen and said, "Yes, yes, yes, I don't know him, we haven't passed, you can rest assured." ”
Seeing Lin Tian say this, the other party was even more convinced that the two of them were sassy routines, so they hurriedly interjected a few glances and looked around nervously, naturally no one paid attention to Nunu who was dancing in the river.
Nunu saw that the other party was more obscene, of course he was very unwilling, and simply rushed directly to the blue BUFF pit opposite, and the four people on the enemy side, including Zhonglan Yasuo, were looking around with a wary face. Seeing that Nunu rushed to his own wild area single-handedly, he was immediately shocked and retreated again and again.
"Damn, don't go, there's really no one behind me, you can go to the other side to fight a group if you kill me." Nunu shouted unwillingly, but the other side didn't even dare to turn his head, let alone hit him.
"I'll rub it." Nunu was already angry, and directly flashed and rushed towards the enemy's pile, and the other party's reaction was not slow:
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Huh!"
The three enemy directly handed over their flashes, and the enemy's EZ reaction was not slow, and a handsome second rose E directly over the wall.
I saw the enemy's Jungler Sword Master running towards his own red BUFF, and at the same time shouting: "Haha, you want to mess with us even with your indiscriminate routine?" Stop dreaming! ”
Teammates: "..........."
Nunu: "..........."
The enemy Sword Master walked towards his own red BUFF at this time, he still has palpitations, and he is glad that the poodle on the opposite side "accidentally" showed a flaw, so that his life was saved.
He is fighting to the death with the red buff, the red buff has less than half of its HP, and the two sides have reached the line. At this time, I heard a question mark from my teammates.
It was the question mark initiated by EZ on the lower road, because he saw that the female gun and robot on the blue side were actually replenishing troops online, and at this point in time, with the speed of the red buff on the opposite side, it was absolutely impossible to help the poodle finish the fight. If you don't help the poodle, the poodle will hurt a lot if you hit the red BUFF.
Of course, the Sword Master understood this, and he was also wondering, seeing that the red BUFF was about to reach the punishment point, he quickly reacted and prepared to press the punishment, after all, it was still uncomfortable for a person to play the red BUFF, and he planned to go to the opposite blue BUFF to find the poodle after the punishment returned to blood.
"Boom!"
An orange light descended, and the red buff was instantly taken away. But Juggernaut stood in place because he lost the goal of Ping A. Looking at the punishment that was still lit in his hand, and most of the remaining half of the blood bar, the Sword Master was slightly stunned, he obviously hadn't pressed the "D" button yet.
But before he could think about it, a black shadow suddenly flashed out of the grass: "Whew! ”
The poodle controlled by Lin Tian, with a red BUFF on his body, actually jumped out of the grass, a set of fierce "Jump EA+Q" with the "Dark Harvest Soul" dropped by the red BUFF, and the sword saint blood line directly dropped to a dangerous line.
The Juggernaut was able to react at this time, and hurriedly controlled the Juggernaut to retreat, while frantically pressing his flash, but he suddenly realized that his flash had been used up when Nunu "invaded" his own blue buff.
How could the sword master who did not flash run past the poodle with the red BUFF, and was quickly cut off the horse, only to hear the system's voice: "first blood!" The poodle managed to get a blood.
At this time, the barrage had already gone crazy "666", and from the moment he entered the game, Lin Tian typed on the public screen, he never stopped.
Lin Tian controlled the poodle to slowly return to his wild area at this time, and said with a smile: "If the new audience thinks that my operation is quite exciting, you can pay attention to it." ”
"The anchor is a good routine! Stay tuned! ”
"This consciousness is too strong, go directly to the opposite red BUFF, without hesitation, you must pay attention to a wave!"
"666, the little brother's routine is too deep, it's a strong batch."
"Hahaha, a group of fools on the other side, they ran away directly when they saw the snowman, especially the sword master, laughed at me ha."
“........”
In just a few minutes, Su Yan's less than two hundred followers have increased by three, although it is not much, but this is already a rapid speed for a small anchor like them. What's more, in this live broadcast room where there are more water armies than black fans, although those people paid attention to Lin Tian because they mistook Lin Tian for the anchor, they also increased their fans.