Ninety-nine cute、It turned out to be my daughter's concubine
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"Don't, you lied to me." Wei Chunhua said: "I don't want to go with you, you definitely want to practice evil skills with me." ”
"Evil deeds?" Li Yanqi said: "What evil skill? ”
Wei Chunhua screamed: "How do I know what evil skills you want to practice, I see that you are so handsome and handsome, but I didn't expect that you are a demon who practices evil skills with living people, help......" Speaking of zuihou, she actually shouted for help.
Not to mention that Wei Chunhua misunderstood, now even the ponytail girl was led to a misunderstanding, and she thought strangely in her heart: Li Gongzi is young, he will have a lot of martial arts of various sects, and he will also intercept the pulse of this kind of miraculous skill, maybe he will also have an evil skill. How could he know the daughter of this old prostitute, this lie is so told that even I can see through it, oops...... If he is a cult person and really wants to practice with a living person, should I help this old prostitute? This can be regarded as chivalrous righteousness.
If Li Yan wants to do something bad, I'm afraid that the ponytail girl will help Li Yan do it together, but if Li Qiming wants to do something bad, he won't be treated like this. The ponytail girl made up her mind that Li Qiming could not be allowed to do evil.
At this time, Wei Chunhua's scream had already sounded, and Li Yan was afraid that her scream would lead to trouble, so he hurriedly took a step forward and reached out to cover her mouth. Wei Chunhua had already retreated to the side of the bed, Li Yan leaned forward, she couldn't help but take another step back, and rolled down on the bed.
Li Yan also jumped on the bed, stretched out her hand to restrain her, but saw a hand stretched out next to her to protect Wei Chunhua, it turned out that the ponytail girl also jumped on the bed, she said seriously: "Li Gongzi, are you really practicing evil skills?" ”
Li Yan Khan: "I'm not. ”
The ponytail girl asked, "So where are you going to take her?" ”
Li Yan said: "I'll take her to find her daughter." ”
The ponytail girl asked, "What's her daughter's name?" ”
Li Yan opened his mouth, but didn't say anything.
The ponytail girl said, "You don't know her daughter's name at all, do you?" ”
Li Yan Khan: "I know. ”
The ponytail girl said, "Then you say it." ”
Li Yan shook his head: "I can't say." ”
The ponytail girl said angrily: "You really practice evil skills." ”
Li Yan: "......"
The ponytail girl said: "I don't want to hurt the Han people, so I won't do anything to you, you can go by yourself, I will never let you touch this Aunt Wei." ”
Li Yan thought to himself: It's okay to go, let's part ways for the time being. When you leave, I'll come to save Wei Chunhua again, and then chase you to Jiaxing.
But I didn't expect Wei Chunhua on the bed to shout: "This son, you must not let him go, when you leave, he will come back, you can still catch me to practice evil skills, you are not there at that time, who will save me?" You can save people to the end, and send the Buddha to the west. ”
The ponytail girl's face changed slightly, she really didn't want to do anything with the Han people, but at this point, it seemed that she couldn't say anything if she didn't do it, her thoughts turned, and in the end the chivalrous heart still prevailed, and she thought to herself: I won't hurt this Han man, I just arrested him and handed him over to the teachers to deal with, so it's okay, right?
The ponytail girl punched Li Yan in the chest. Her Taizu long fist has reached the realm of great success, and its power is unparalleled, and this punch carries an unknown amount of Shaolin internal strength, which is really terrifying, the fist hit the air, and the pressure of the air has forced Li Yan to breathe poorly.
If she throws this punch at someone else, the enemy will most likely be forced to roll out of bed and swing away to meet the enemy. But Li Yan is not afraid of her, even if her fist is a hundred times stronger, Li Yan doesn't care, because he knows the shortcomings of the ponytail girl, that is, he can't do anything to the Han people.
Li Yan didn't dodge, didn't dodge, didn't move, didn't fight, and even leaned his chest forward for half a point, facing the fist of the ponytail girl.
The ponytail girl was shocked, for fear that this punch would hurt Li Yan, that is, it would hurt the Han people, so she quickly retracted her strength and changed her moves, wanting to change the position where Li Yan's body was thicker. However, at the moment when she regained her strength, Li Yan suddenly made a move and stretched out his finger to her sleeping hole.
The ponytail girl was caught off guard, and was pointed out by Li Yanyi, her body went soft, she fell on her back on the bed, and fell asleep.
Li Yan shook his head at her, and thought to himself: Your temperament will hurt yourself one day, alas, you will have to be able to do it to the Han people in the future, and this incident should teach you a lesson. While you are asleep, just explain your identity to Wei Chunhua.
Wei Chunhua had shrunk to the corner of the bed at this time, and her whole body was trembling. When she saw that the son-in-law who helped her was defeated and there was no longer a barrier, she was very frightened and exclaimed, "Please, don't take me to practice evil skills...... I'm still waiting for my daughter, and I can't die until I see her. ”
Li Yan said: "Don't be afraid, in fact, I really know your daughter, but just now my friend was next to me, it's inconvenient for me to say, I'll tell you now, your daughter's name is Wei Xiaobao, she likes to wear some red and green clothes, and she is a spicy mother who is naked in her mouth, so she is a good gambler." ”
"Huh?" Wei Chunhua froze: "Do you really know my daughter?" ”
Li Yan Zhengrong said: "Because of some errant things, she is now in Bianjing and can't get out, so she asked me to come to Yangzhou to redeem you and take you to see her." ”
Wei Chunhua heard this, there was no doubt, she was originally a person in the market, with a lot of brains, after listening to Li Yan's words, her eyes rolled, and she thought: The relationship between him and my daughter is only extraordinary, if it is an ordinary relationship, how can he go all the way from Bianjing to Yangzhou for the sake of his friends? And the shot is 10,000 taels of silver, which is definitely not done by ordinary relationships. No wonder he just called me Aunt Wei......
She and Wei Xiaobao like to think crankily, and suddenly wanted to go in a certain direction, so they exclaimed: "It turns out that you are my daughter's concubine." ”
"Huh...... Concubine ...... Concubine? Li Yan was taken aback, his face was full of horror, how did this Nima think of that relationship? I haven't said a word yet, please, please get to the point.
Wei Chunhua looked at the 10,000 taels of silver ticket in her hand, and then looked at Li Yan's scholarly appearance, looked left and right, the more she looked, the more she felt good-looking, as the saying goes, the mother-in-law looked at her son-in-law, and the more she looked at it, the more she liked it, but it was impossible for the mother-in-law to look at her daughter's concubine to be as happy as Wei Chunhua, just because Wei Chunhua was a dusty woman, she didn't care about chastity or anything, her daughter could be a good person, she only felt happy, but she didn't feel that there was anything wrong.
She secretly rejoiced in her heart: My daughter is really blessed, she is a little broken child raised by a bitch, and she can actually find a learned scholar to be a concubine, which is a blessing that has been cultivated for eight lifetimes, and this scholar is still very rich, can a person who has no money take 10,000 taels of silver tickets and hand them indiscriminately?
Wei Chunhua grabbed Li Yan's shoulder and said with a smile: "Good, good, good!" He said hello three times in a row, and said: "My little treasure will be handed over to you in the future, and you have to take good care of her." Anyway, have you and Xiaobao married? ”
Li Yan smiled bitterly: "I didn't get married, and I wasn't a concubine, Aunt Wei listened to my explanation." ”
Suddenly, the door was kicked open, and a young girl jumped in and scolded: "Spicy mother, my mother heard my mother screaming for help outside the yard, who dares to use my mother to practice evil skills?" Do you die? ”
Li Yan looked back and was dizzy, isn't this Wei Xiaobao, a girl with braids? How did she end up here......
It turned out that after Li Yan set off from Heimu Cliff, the braided girl returned to the palace through the teleportation wall, and stayed in the palace for only one day, the little emperor Kangxi called her over, and the little emperor wanted to buy people's hearts, and sent 300,000 taels of silver to help the people of Yangzhou and Jiaxing in Yangzhou, and to build a martyr's shrine for Shi Kefa, a loyal minister of the previous dynasty. He handed over this messenger to the braided girl and asked her to come to Yangzhou.
The braided girl was overjoyed after taking this task, and thought: If Li Yan has gone to Yangzhou to redeem his mother, then that's it, if he hasn't redeemed it, it's the same if I redeem it myself, anyway, the minister has oil and water to fish, and it will not be a problem to redeem my mother. He hurriedly set off and traveled along the Beijing-Hangzhou ship to Yangzhou. Along the way, he received tens of thousands of taels of silver, and his purse was bulging.
After arriving in Yangzhou, he didn't want to meet his mother as a eunuch, so he took off his eunuch clothes, changed into the red and green cheesy clothes he used to wear, and slipped back to Lichun Courtyard without even bringing an entourage.
She was very familiar with Lichun Courtyard, and she was familiar with the road and felt into the courtyard, but she heard Wei Chunhua screaming in horror: "Please, don't use me to practice evil skills...... " I thought to myself: Who wants to use my mother to practice evil skills? Taking an old prostitute's evil skills, is it possible that it is some kind of double cultivation of evil skills such as collecting yin and supplementing yang?
She was furious in her heart, and when she arrived in front of Wei Chunhua's door, she kicked the door in, but saw her mother sitting opposite a young man on the bed, and there was a son lying next to her. If this picture is seen by ordinary girls, they will be frightened to death. But for the braided girl, it is ordinary, and I thought to myself: There are actually two of my godfathers today, and my mother can serve two men at the same time at this age, which is powerful enough, I thought she had no business to do.
The braided girl thought about it in a mess, and then said angrily: "Who dares to practice evil skills with my mother?" Do you die? ”
Wei Chunhua suddenly saw her daughter appear, and suddenly felt a burst of joy in her heart, Wei Xiaobao suddenly disappeared half a year ago, she was so, she walked all over the streets and alleys of Yangzhou, prayed to God and worshiped Buddha I don't know how many times, now her daughter has returned home safe and sound, how can she not like it? An arrow rushed to the door, hugged the braided girl in his arms, and cried: "My daughter, you are finally back, but you miss your mother." ”
Speaking of this, she remembered something again, and said with a smile: "No one is practicing evil skills with your mother, it's your concubine who is here to redeem me, and we are chatting." ”
The braided girl was taken aback: "My concubine? Where did I get my concubine? But I thought in my heart: If the old lady insists on saying that she has a concubine, only Li Yan can barely be counted. Although he hasn't been to bed yet, he has also seen and touched his breasts, and he has had conversations about selling himself to redeem his mother, which is basically a concubine.
Wei Chunhua smiled: "It's still pretending in front of me, isn't that the one sitting on the bed?" ”
The braided girl looked fixedly, and the boy sitting on the bed had a very unfamiliar face, and she didn't know it at all. Li Yan is wearing a human skin mask, it would be strange for her to recognize it.
The braided girl said angrily: "Who are you?" ”
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