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The patriarch of Meng Da, who received the task of 'capturing Meng Xiaosan', could only shake his head helplessly when he looked at the backs of his father and uncle, and then turned around and went upstairs through the stairs of the monitoring room, and went to the rooftop to board the helicopter that had been waiting there for a long time!
When Meng Laosan overcame all the thorns and thorns, and was about to enter the pristine forest that stretched on several mountains in the family territory, and saw the hope of escaping, the rumbling sound of engines came from far and near in the sky.
Then, just when Meng Laosan was only one step away from the edge of Maolin, the figure that jumped from a helicopter hovering in the air at a height of nearly ten meters intercepted in front of him, blocking his route towards Maolin.
"Little San'er, are you obediently tied up? Or are you going to let your second uncle and me see how much of your recent fist and foot kung fu has entered? ”
Seeing that the second uncle, who was the patriarch, went out in person and had blocked his way, Meng Laosan's stomach was full of bitter water.
It's a failure, it's a failure! Just a little, just a little bit!
Although he knew that his hope of escaping was almost impossible to see because of the appearance of the second uncle, Meng Laosan was still unwilling to fail and tried to make the last struggle.
So, Meng Laosan got up with a flattering smile on his face, leaned over very haba, nodded and said:
"Second uncle, I haven't seen you for a few days, why do you seem to be so handsome again? A few aunts must be dizzy by your handsomeness every day, right?
The beauty of the heart can be the beauty of the skin! You are handsome like this, you must be kind-hearted.
I don't know if your poor nephew and I can ask you to be kind. Spare me?
There are no surveillance cameras here, and they won't know that your old man was so merciful and merciful to let me go. This not only does not damage your old Wei Guangzheng's tall image, but also my little nephew I will be grateful to Dade in my heart......
And you can rest assured. I promise to come back tonight and tomorrow morning at the latest to surrender myself.
Do you think this afternoon is my last supper before I am executed?
Please, please! You have been the best to me, I have remembered you since I was a child, but I have not forgotten a day! ”
Meng Laosan's tongue is a lotus flower, and the appearance of a flamboyant tongue. Patriarch Meng couldn't help but smile.
The smile of the second uncle made Meng Laosan think that he had a play, and hurriedly struck while the iron was hot:
"Second uncle. I knew you wouldn't embarrass me. Since I was a child, my father always told me that his second brother, that is, your old man, is the most broad-minded and kind-hearted. With such a great personality of yours. I will definitely fulfill this trivial request of your nephew and mine! Right? ”
Meng Laosan's groveling. and the cute appearance in the end, so that Patriarch Meng finally couldn't help but laugh and laughed. Just when Meng Laosan thought that his second uncle agreed to his request with laughter, and wanted to pass sideways by Patriarch Meng, Patriarch Meng took a sideways step at the same time as Meng Laosan took a step, and once again blocked directly in front of Meng Laosan.
When Meng Laosan's stunned expression froze on his face, Patriarch Meng shook his head with a playful smile on his face. Said:
"Xiufeng little monkey, this is not the second uncle, I won't help you. The point is that I'm going to help you, who will help you and me?
You know, if I don't arrest you back in the ancestral hall today, your grandfather may take me under the knife. So, you'd better ask for yourself!
What's the name of that phrase that you young people always talk about?
Oh, I remember, it's 'Dead Dao Friend, Immortal Poor Dao', right? ”
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When the patriarch Meng couldn't make sense, and Meng Laosan, who wanted to break through by force, suppressed him by force, tied him into the posture of usually tying pigs, and brought him into the ancestral hall, a group of old men led by the patriarch Meng sat in a row with their backs to the ancestral table in the main hall of the ancestral hall. In the gloomy ancestral hall, a solemn atmosphere is created.
However, this kind of solemn atmosphere that can make everyone in the family, including the patriarch of Meng, a little depressed and dare not laugh, does not seem to work for Meng Laosan, who is lying on the ground with his hands and feet tied together.
When Meng Laosan was thrown to the ground by the patriarch of Meng, Meng Laosan, who was lying on the ground and couldn't move for a while, was still in the mood to flatter and gag several old men with faces like 'Changbai Mountain':
"Grandpa, grandpa, third uncle, fourth grandfather, fifth uncle, sixth uncle, you look good! Why did you gather so together today, and you all have the effort to sit here in the ancestral hall? ”
As he spoke, he struggled and motioned to the second uncle, who was the patriarch, to loosen his bonds, and continued to curry favor:
"Grandpa, what kind of tea do you want to drink? I'm going to make it for you! ”
"No, you don't want someone to loosen you! Untied to you, who knows if you're going to make us tea or keep running away? You just have to lie there honestly. ”
"Where? A few of the most respected elders in my life are here, I can't slip away, I must serve with all my heart! Who told all of you here to count me as the youngest? ”
Meng Laosan's slick and lazy appearance made the patriarch Meng Lao and several other clan elders shake their heads helplessly.
Patriarch Meng Lao even pointed to Meng Laosan and said angrily:
"You, you, that's it! Speaking of which, the chest beats loudly, but it is always not worry-free when it comes to doing things!
Speaking of which, our Meng family has been settled here since the founding of the People's Republic of China to the present, and it has been more than 60 years. For more than 60 years, the home has always been in good order. Counting today, there have only been six accidents and six family alarms!
Except for the external shock when the country was in turmoil more than 50 years ago, the remaining five are concentrated in the last ten years, and they are all caused by you, do you have any thoughts on this?
Do you feel a little embarrassed? Do you feel shameless in front of everyone? ”
"Oh? Is there so many times? I haven't counted that! Hey hey ......"
When it comes to his 'great achievements', Meng Laosan, a guy with a thick skin like a city wall, is finally a little surprised. Faced with more than 30 scorching eyes, Meng Laosan had no choice but to 'pretend to be stupid'.
For the demon king of the mixed world in front of him, who can't be cooked, steamed, or chopped, there is no good way for the dozen or so people here. After staring at this shameless kid who was shy and fresh for a while, the old patriarch Meng also had to be defeated, shook his head helplessly, nodded to the two middle-aged nephews who had already stood aside and were in charge of the execution of the family law in the clan, and ordered:
"Tie this boy to the torture post and whip eighty lashes, leather whips! Then he was locked up in the ancestral hall for ten months. Take a look at how he behaved during confinement, in discussion of others. ”
There are several kinds of beatings in the Meng family, 'board punishment' for slapping the face, stick punishment for spanking and legs, and whipping on the body and legs.
Stick punishment is divided into the ridged 'water and fire stick', the round 'whistle stick', and the flat 'service stick'.
Whipping is divided into 'rattan whip' and 'leather whip'!
If it is said that these three family methods are the most ruthless and painful, it is naturally flogging. And among the whipping punishments, the 'leather whip' is the most!
According to the strength of the Meng family's family law, ordinary people will die with twenty whips. Like the ordinary junior generation in several major families, these people who have practiced have rough skin and thick meat, and the skin is open when the eighty leather whip is whipped.
Although Meng Laosan's martial arts cultivation is the best among the juniors, and his rough skin and thick flesh are not even inferior to Beigong Shuoyue, but these eighty whips are definitely not easy to take down. Therefore, the criminal law of these eighty whips is definitely not light.
However, there are obviously still people who are not satisfied with these eighty whips, and as soon as Patriarch Meng finished speaking, before Meng Laosan could cry out for mercy, Patriarch Meng had already taken over the conversation first:
"Dad, this kid's kung fu has grown a lot! I used eight points of force and it took me fifty or sixty rounds to take him down. ”
"Second uncle, how can you be like this, aren't you the most merciful? I misread you! ”
As soon as the words of Patriarch Meng, who seemed to have nothing to do with family law, came out, Meng Laosan, who was lying on the ground, began to shout loudly. When he looked at Patriarch Meng, his eyes were full of hurt disappointment, full of heartache, and full of disbelief in the collapse of faith!
This acting skill is amazing, and it is definitely at the level of a little golden man! (To be continued)