Volume 1 [073] Come, you eat!
This is not the first time that Kunshen has been asked to eat sausages by a girl, but this is definitely the first time that Kunshen has been asked to eat sausages under such a very uncertain situation.
Weishenme wants to say that "the situation is very uncertain"? It's very simple, with the experience of a veteran of the flowers, there is no atmosphere that should be a story at the moment, and there is no rhythm that is about to explode with passion.
He looked at Ning Jia, and his mind was full of question marks: Where did this girl's racial talent [Reserved Pink Fungus] go?
Under the surge of this confused emotion, Gao Chao remembered an old song, which should be Jay Chou's "Sunny Day", which has a lyric like this: "Once upon a time, someone helped you kneel and lick." Little by little, you blow the sausage so hard. It's hard to love one more day again, but the zuihou of the story you still seem to have said baibai, so after you licked it, I didn't give the money......"
Looking at Ning Jia, who was dumbfounded, Kun Shen thought to himself, is this the same as in the lyrics, is it the rhythm of kneeling and licking without giving money?
This made Kun Shen a little uncomfortable, and said, "This, how embarrassing is this? ”
"It's okay, I don't mind." Ning Jia said, licking her lips sultryly, and looked directly at the ham sausage in Kunshen's bowl. Just now, this girl saw that Kunshen ate ham so deliciously, so she wanted to eat the one left in the bowl.
In Ning Jia's hometown, ham sausage is also called sausage. This girl never dreamed that such an unscientific statement caused a misunderstanding of Kunshen and changed her future fate.
It can be said that this sausage, no, this ham sausage, pushes the wheel of history to roll in a lewd direction.
Gao Chao was still a little unconvinced: "Sister, are you sure you want to eat?" ”
"Hmm." Ning Jia nodded a little shyly and a little expectantly.
Seeing this scene, if Gao Chao can still hold it, then he should not be one of the four great demons, but one of the "four great monks". Next, this thing was not fun at all, he stood up and walked in front of Ning Jia.
At this moment, the posture of the two, sorry, the word "position" is too obscene, it should be said that the posture, the posture of the two is particularly ambiguous. Ning Jia, who was sitting on the chair, could reach the position of her mouth, which was just about the same as the crotch of the standing Kun Shen.
So, a scene that shocked the whole Shijie people happened!
In the somewhat puzzled gaze of this long-legged hot girl, Kun Shen, who was standing in front of her, made a move, he slowly stretched out his hand and gently unzipped his pants, his face showed a bit of resoluteness in the wind and water, and also revealed a little bit of courage that I don't go to hell who will go to hell, gritted his teeth and said: "Come on, you eat!" ”
Many heroines in books encounter something too shocking, and their first reaction is to scream. In fact, this is an unscientific statement, and studies have shown that when human beings encounter something that is really too shocking, their minds will go blank, and they will not have time to react or scream.
For example, now, Ning Jia has verified the scientific basis with her own practical actions, this girl is completely dumbfounded, she is stupid looking at the crotch of the pants that has been unzipped in front of her, to be precise, looking at the red panties exposed in the crotch, and the murderous intent hidden in the red panties......
The first reaction was to be stunned for 3 seconds, and then Ning Jia's second reaction exploded.
"Ah......h
Screaming, the legendary scream finally came out, which was part of Ning Jia's second reaction. The other part of her second reaction was that her little face was completely red, red like a monkey's ass.
Although Ning Jia is very bizarre and has the special attribute of [Reserved Powder Fungus], she is a new era girl in the 22nd century after all, in the 22nd century, when the folk customs are extremely unrestrained, the powder fungus has never eaten pork and seen pigs run, and it is difficult to find the kind of pure sister paper that is as simple as white paper. For example, Ning Jia, she is still relatively rich in theoretical knowledge, and has studied several island literature and art films in order to satisfy her curiosity.
The moment she made her second reaction, she already understood what Kun Shen wanted to do.
It was because she understood that the girl was shocked and ashamed at the same time, and a little confused. If I remember correctly, it was she who offered to eat Gao Chao's brother's sausage, and Gao Chao also asked her very kindly, "Are you sure", and finally she chose to be sure.
These thoughts flashed, Ning Jia didn't dare to open his mouth to reason with Gao Chao, this kind of thing can't be theorized. Especially as a girl, mentioning this kind of topic will only get darker and darker, and in the end, what is reasonable will become unreasonable.
Zuihou, the only thing she can do is hide her face and cry.
Kunshen, who was preparing to "dedicate himself", was confused and returned to his room.
In room 1, the two girls were fighting hard in the game, and they didn't hear Ning Jia's scream just now.
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Back in the bedroom, Kunshen stepped in a circle, this is a kind of very high-end atmosphere on the grade of aerobic exercise, commonly known as "100 steps after dinner", if you look closely, it is not difficult to find that Gao Chao steps on the seven stars, and the steps contain a law that fits with nature, this kind of pace is not learned by ordinary people.
After about ten minutes, Gao Chao completed a hundred steps, and then received a text message:
"Bastard, rascal, I hate you, I hate you to death!"
Seeing this text message, Gao Chao smiled.
In fact, the moment Ning Jia burst into tears, he knew that he had put on an oolong.
However, the awesome lewd demons know how to make mistakes and develop disadvantages into advantages, so he has no face and no skin to tease the beauty: "Didn't you say you wanted to eat?" ”
"Dead pervert, I ignore you, I won't pay attention to you anymore!" Ning Jia didn't continue to dwell on the issue of eating sausages, obviously the girl had realized that she was the one who suffered in the end by arguing on this issue.
Gao Chao smiled again, laughing toothlessly.
Judging from the experience of the veteran of the flower bush, Ning Jia unconsciously established some kind of powerful connection with him. Otherwise, the girl's actions should have been to slap him in the face, or not to get along with each other for a long time, rather than texting him after just ten minutes to scold him.
This kind of scolding already has the meaning of flirting.
In Kunshen's eyes, there is no difference between playing a girl and playing a game, you need to open up a wasteland to play a copy in the game, and you need to open up a wasteland, and if you open up a wasteland to a certain extent, you can successfully push it down.
His rash move just now can be regarded as "opening up the wasteland", although it was not successful, but it expressed an intention. In the long run, there will always be a day when it will be successful.
In order to make his mood more moisturized, Gao Chao carefully opened an iron box.
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