The first 040 cute, chivalrous and chivalrous are also funny

The first update -

The days of sailing at sea were not easy, and after ten days, everyone finally ushered in the first storm. The storm at sea was terrible, the wind shook the mast and the sails, the waves flew high, and from time to time large waves hit the deck, and soon the whole ship was drenched, and the lightning clicked overhead.

In the past, when playing the Age of Discovery, Li Yan would immediately dock as soon as he saw a storm and repair his ship with repair tools, but no, there was a vast sea on all sides, and there was no place to rely on the shore, so he could only struggle in the wind and waves. His skill is extremely profound, and he uses the soles of his feet to cling to the ground in the cabin, so that even if the ship shakes in the wind and waves, he will not move at all.

Sister Dugu is a mountain mouse, she is really afraid of the sea, and she will be seasick and vomit wildly when she sails ordinarily, not to mention this kind of big wave, she felt that she was about to die, and suddenly her eyes lit up, and she found that Li Yan was standing steadily, as if she was very worthy of dependence, so she quickly pounced on Li Yan and hugged Li Yan tightly.

Soon, other girls also discovered this, Bai Zizi of the Snow Mountain Sect jumped over and hugged Li Yan with one foot, and the natural girl hugged the other foot. Ding Busan and Ding Busi each hugged one hand, the four beauties of Kanto hugged his waist desperately, and there were several girls who picked up him. Li Yan's current style is the Dinghai Shenshen Needle among the girls, standing there and playing a role in stabilizing the morale of the army.

Zhang San and Li Si have long been accustomed to seeing the wind and waves, standing outside the cabin laughing, complaining that these women are useless, suddenly a big wave hit, and the huge force slapped the whole ship violently swayed, and Zhang San and Li Si flew over together. The result was also hung on Li Yan.

replaced Li Yan, who was full of discipline before. In this case, it will definitely be embarrassing to die. But after being tempered by the terrifying harem, Li Yan has been able to cope with this kind of scene at ease. Whenever a big wave hits, Li Yan will use his hand to touch a girl's chest or buttocks; Whenever the boat shook violently, he touched a certain girl's waist again, and he was really not too happy.

As a result, when the wind and waves had stopped, Li Yan was still unconsciously groping around, and Zhang San and Li Si were suddenly furious: "Hey." No wonder I always felt that something was touching my body just now, and it turned out that you were taking advantage of it by shaking? ”

Li Yan sweated heavily, and quickly lied: "I didn't mean to, although I haven't shaken now, my head is still shaking, and I haven't adapted to calm yet." ”

Where are the girls willing to believe it, Zhang San and Li Si showed disdainful eyes, but the other girls blushed and lowered their heads shyly. Although Zhang San and Li Si don't sell Li Yan's face, which of the beauties in the Central Plains doesn't know how good Li Yan is. It's actually a good thing for you and me to let him touch it twice, and the four beauties of Kanto even have some regrets. I was scared just now, and I didn't realize the cool feeling when the handsome guy touched him, so why don't you find a cabin with no one for him to touch again?

After sailing for a few more days, the island finally appeared in front of it, this is the Xia Ke Island, a large group of beauties came out of the island to greet everyone, these beauties are dressed exactly the same as Zhang San and Li Si, it seems that Zhang San and Li Si are just ordinary disciples with insignificant martial arts on the island, and the Central Plains girls were shocked together, but Li Yan had already learned the truth about Xia Ke Island through the original work, and he didn't care about this. There is also a royal sister who doesn't care about Dugu, this royal sister is happy just after being down-to-earth, and she no longer has to be afraid of seasickness.

"Welcome to Xia Ke Island!" The dragon island lord came out, and this island owner was a Lori who was about eight years old.

"Let's drink laba porridge." The owner of the wooden island also came out, and this island owner was younger, about seven years old Lori.

The two Loli showed a polite look, just like two little adults.

Li Yan had always been very calm, but when he saw the two island masters of Longmu, he couldn't help but slip under his feet: "I'll go!" Xia Ke Island goes to the Central Plains every ten years to catch the head of the house to drink Laba porridge, but these two island owners are less than ten years old, what is the principle of this Nima? Based on their age, this is the first Laba congee, right? ”

However, Li Yan was wrong, and the Dragon Island Lord said very seriously: "Welcome to the 18th National Martial Arts Master Congress. ”

Li Yan: "He's meowing, how can you live for 18 years?" ”

Kijima said: "This is a conference of unity, a conference of seeking truth from facts, and a conference of emancipating the mind......

Li Yan: "I'll rub it, this should have been said when the conference was summarized after the meeting, because Mao said it at the beginning?" ”

The two loli glanced at Li Yan together and snorted: "Don't care about the details, if you are serious, you will lose." ”

"Even if I'm not serious about meowing, I have to ask clearly." Li Yan pointed to the two loli and said, "How old are you?" ”

The Dragon Island Lord said, "Eight and a half years old. ”

Mu Dao said: "Seven and a half years old. ”

Li Yan asked again: "How many years does the conference last?" ”

The two Loli said together: "Ten years! There is a song as proof, ten years ago, I didn't know you, you didn't belong to me, we were still the same, accompanied by a stranger, drinking warm laba porridge. Ten years later, we are friends, and we can still greet each other, but that kind of gentleness, no longer have a reason to hug, and finally drink Laba porridge together......"

"Stop!" Li Yan sweated profusely and said, "Then how did you open the eighteenth session?" ”

The two Loli looked at Li Yan with stupid eyes and said, "The first seventeen sessions were presided over by our grandfather, grandfather, father and others." ”

"Poof!" Li Yan vomited blood, okay, we can't take the world seriously.

Two Lori's led the way in front, accompanied by a large group of disciples from Xia Ke Island, and after a while, they came to a huge table, this table was originally intended to receive the heads of all the sects in the Central Plains, but this year's guests are too shabby, just a dozen or so, it's really a bit unbearable.

The two Loli looked at Zhang San and Li Si with very dissatisfied eyes: "This year is the first time we have taken over my father's class, and you have invited so many people?" ”

Zhang San and Li Si felt a little aggrieved, pointed at Li Yan with their fingers, and carefully introduced the shape of the Central Plains. By the way, he also introduced the Dugu Royal Sister brought by Li Yan and mentioned her swordsmanship.

The eyes of the two Loli suddenly lit up: "I didn't expect it, Li Shaoxia looks so young, he is a super master in the Central Plains." ”

Li Yan spread his hands: "I have won awards." ”

The two Loli turned their heads to look at Sister Dugu again: "I heard that my sister's swordsmanship is super powerful, and it will be very helpful to comprehend Shibi swordsmanship." ”

Li Yan laughed twice, and said in his heart: No play, no matter how high the master is, he can't comprehend the Taixuan Sutra on the stone wall, only Shi Potian, a natural idiot, can comprehend it, and we are all here to accompany the guests.

At this time, people have begun to serve food, the meal is one, just Laba porridge, it is really a bit monotonous, fortunately, everyone is not coming to the island to drink porridge, and they are not too particular about eating. Only the natural dumb girl was a little dissatisfied, and asked with a pout: "Why is there only one kind of porridge, and it is said that it is eight kinds of porridge!" ”

Everyone, friend and foe, unanimously ignored her at this time.

After the porridge is over, the main drama begins.

The two loli climbed onto the table and stood up, their little arms and legs standing high, and there was a feeling that a child star was having a deep concert: "Ahem, ladies and gentlemen, let's get to the point now." In the depths of the island, there is a stone cave, there is a set of peerless martial arts handed down by the ancient sages in the cave, called "Chivalrous Travel", our ancestors of the Long family and Muqian discovered this set of martial arts, they have been studying hard, but unfortunately they have not been able to get a glimpse of the mystery, as a last resort, they have to invite all the Central Plains martial arts masters to come and understand together......"

Li Yan was not very interested in these words, because he had known it for a long time, and he listened a little absent-mindedly, until the two loli said at the end, he heard them say: "The ancestors of our two families of Longmu have made an oath, and if the secret of the chivalrous journey is not solved, the descendants of the two families of Longmu will not be allowed to leave the island, and they must be unraveled before they can go out...... Woo,Everyone have to pity our two Lori,Born to be trapped on this island.,You can't go out to play.,You must work hard to untie the chivalrous line.,We can go to the Huahua World in the Central Plains to eat delicious things.,Otherwise, every day will be a porridge.,Who can stand the life from the beginning of the year to the end of the year? Help me! ”

Li Yan covered his face with his hands: "No, the original strict "Chivalry Xing" has become a funny thing again, and I am already desperate for this cute world." ”

"Li Yan Li Shaoxia, why are you covering your face?" The Dragon Island Lord cast an eager gaze at him: "I heard that you have learned from all the families and know the peerless martial arts of most of the sects in the Central Plains, and we have high expectations for you." ”

The master of the wooden island also said: "Yes, yes, please use your might, crack the secret of the chivalrous line, and rescue us, the well-behaved Lori beautiful girl is waiting for your rescue, don't you feel the blood boiling?" ”

Li Yan wiped a handful of cold sweat: "I didn't feel the blood, I only felt the cold, why do I have a feeling of being pitted?" ”

The two Loli said very seriously: "You are spending Lori's belly with the heart of a villain, and we haven't thought about pit you or something." We just hope that someone can crack the chivalrous line and rescue us, and it would be better if it was a handsome uncle who saved us. ”

"Why uncle?" Li Yan Khan.

The two Loli smiled and said: "Since ancient times, Lori loves uncle, this is an eternal law." ”

"Then why does it have to be handsome? Is there any inevitable connection between this and cracking the knight? ”

The two Loli rolled their eyes: "If Uncle Shuai cracks it, we just promise each other." If Uncle Ugly cracks it, we can only thank him ordinarily and give him a bowl of laba porridge. ”

Li Yan: "......" (to be continued......

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