Chapter 30: I Like Your Sense of Humor
Or a 10-minute later.
"Spare your life, the king spare your life, I was wrong, I was really wrong...... I won't laugh at you anymore," Wu Qianqian said as she was pressed to the ground by Tang Feng and squeaked to the point of breathlessness.
"Besides, I'm really going to shoot you to death!" Tang Feng said angrily.
"I know it, I know it's wrong," Wu Qianqian said strugglingly.
"Okay, get up," Tang Feng stood up and pulled Wu Qianqian and said.
"You're really ruthless, you left me alone for so long and let me laugh at what's wrong with you," Wu Qianqian patted the mud on her body and said.
"I've already left my hand," Tang Feng said as he helped Wu Qianqian pat off the mud behind her.
"Die, how is it, is it good-looking" Wu Qianqian patted the mud off her body and turned around in front of Tang Feng and said. Wu Qianqian was still wearing the suit given to her by Tang Feng, a blue mage robe, which supported Wu Qianqian's temperament very pure.
"It's not bad," Tang Feng touched his nose and said.
"Ha Luha, you will be shy too, Xiao Fengfeng" Wu Qianqian hooked Tang Feng and laughed.
"Shy hair," Tang Feng said after knocking off Wu Qianqian's hand.
"Cut, you've been like this since you were a child, you touch your nose when you're shy, every time you see the neighbor's big sister in the past, you have to touch your nose for a long time, so that my mother has to help you wipe your nosebleed"
"You are slandering," Tang Feng resisted.
"You'll admit it~ Say you're so beautiful"
"Admit that you are big, this Shaolong is really small," Tang Feng squatted down after knocking on Wu Qianqian's head, and looked at Xiang Shaolong, who was only about 1.3 meters tall, and said.
"Cut, change the topic" Wu Qianqian's expression flashed a hint of disappointment, and then she also squatted down.
"Yo, I didn't pay attention just now, I'm still a little Zhengtai, come, give Uncle a smile" Tang Feng raised Xiang Shaolong's chin and said.
Just as Tang Feng finished speaking, Xiang Shaolong slapped Tang Feng's right hand violently, then grabbed Tang Feng's neck and pressed it to the ground.
"Poof!!" I forgot to remember that this kid's strength has broken through the sky! Tang Feng suddenly thought after being pressed to the ground.
"Sister~ Can I kill him?" Xiang Shaolong turned his head and looked at Wu Qianqian in a milky voice and asked.
Do you want to be so discordant!! Brother was pushed down by such a 1.3-meter-loud and milky imp.
"Ahaha, what should I do~" Wu Qianqian thought contemplatively.
"Sure enough, let's kill it," Xiang Shaolong turned his head and looked at Tang Feng with a gloomy expression, and his tone became extremely cold.
Fuck me! You're happy boy coming back with an award! Don't you want your personality to change so fast! However, feeling the increasing force of Xiang Shaolong pinching his neck, Tang Feng couldn't help but soften: "...... Why don't you have a smile on you? ”
"Hahaha, forget it, Shaolong, spare him" Wu Qianqian shouted with a smile.
"Yes~Sister~" Xiang Shaolong replied with a sunny face, then picked Tang Feng up, gestured his neck with his hand with a gloomy face, and said to him: "If you dare to touch my sister's crooked idea, I will kill you."
"I'm rubbing! I didn't come with you kid, really, you still climbed to my brother's head, right? Believe it or not, brother makes you cry very rhythmically? Tang Feng took out a pure steel spear and shouted.
"55555, sister, he bullied me" Xiang Shaolong burst into Wu Qianqian's arms and cried and shouted, looking at Tang Feng with a sneer while crying.
No way! How much does this young dragon AI break through the sky!
"Hey, hey, hey, when my sister doesn't exist, a bully kid from a gentleman? Believe it or not, we fought with you?" Wu Qianqian touched Xiang Shaolong's head and said.
"I'm ...... I bullied him? Tang Feng choked and shouted.
"Isn't it, you're really, jealous with a child, let's say, do you like your sister's angelic face or do you like your sister's devilish body?" Wu Qianqian said with a concave shape.
"Hehe, I just like your sense of humor," Tang Feng said with a smile.
"Cut, dishonest guy," Wu Qianqian said with a look of disdain.
"What are you going to do now?" Tang Feng asked after stretching.
"What's the fun?" Wu Qianqian asked expectantly.
"I only know the best leveling points and the place where the king monster refreshes," Tang Feng said with a blank look.
"Cut~ It's really boring"
"It's better to spend money before and after the moon, fighting monsters and selling equipment is the king"
"Rough"
"You didn't know me on the first day"
"Forget it, I'm offline, you continue to practice your Sunflower Treasure Book"
"I'll go, you smash me!" Tang Feng slid and said.
"What's the matter, it's not good that you bite me~" Wu Qianqian made a grimace and said.
"Hehe, I want to, but it's a pity that I'm **" Tang Feng said helplessly.
"Cut! Show knowledge, I'll find Du Niang" Wu Qianqian went offline very decisively after speaking.
"Hey......" Seeing Wu Qianqian disappear in place, Tang Feng shook his head helplessly, Wu Qianqian has been like this since she was a child, and she has been doing things in a hurry.
Now that Wu Qianqian was offline, Tang Feng walked back towards the Sage Village.
After less than 3 minutes, a private chat popped up.
"You're a pig!"
"I admit that I don't know where to start complaining," Tang Feng said after reading Wu Qianqian's message.
"Humph! Wait until you finish practicing your sunflower and then call me into the game, recently I went to my dad's to be a good daughter for a while, and by the way to earn some pocket money~"
"What? Are you short of money? ”
"You don't have time to play with me, I can only make some money to promote the country's GDP."
"Okay, Qianqian, when did you become so reasonable?"
"Sister has always been so gentle like water, okay, otherwise how can I get along with you for so long?"
"Ha Lu Ha, okay okay, this time I'll let you once, long live understanding, Qianqian"
"Finally know that Sister Lu Dao is good, Beibei~"
Looking at Wu Qianqian's offline system news, Tang Feng had a warm feeling in his heart, before the crossing, he had never noticed that there was such a good girl around him, in this life, she must be the happiest woman in the world, Tang Feng clenched his fists and swore secretly.
Returning to the familiar small room, Tang Feng took a deep breath and plunged into the great cause of his deputy position.
A week later......
"Congratulations on your promotion to Master Blacksmith"
"Congratulations on your promotion to Master Alchemist"
"Congratulations on your promotion to Master Chef"
"Congratulations on your promotion to Master Angler......
"Congratulations on your achievement, and what else you won't? 50 achievement points, 1000 points for talent name"
After a month and a week, Tang Feng finally practiced all 9 deputy positions to the master level, and 1,000 points of fame made the mentor of the Sage Village and his favorability go to a higher level.
After reaching the master level, Tang Feng was once again deeply disgusted by the difficulty of the advanced post-secondary practice, and he had two props that the Sage Village Mentor apprenticed to at the beginning increased his proficiency by 200%, the Little Overlord Learning Machine increased his proficiency by 100%, the master-level scholar increased his proficiency by 100%, and the special props he caught increased his proficiency by 20%. It took him more than a month to reach the master level even after increasing his speed by a full 420%, although he practiced nine deputy jobs...... Sure enough, it is very rebellious to get the first place in the 9 deputy positions, but this makes Tang Feng look forward to the fact that he is wearing the first award of the nine deputy positions, and the people of a country are holding their heads, ah, haha, haha, stupid humans, brother is about to come to you!