Chapter 2: Elves are Elves, I Don't Know if They Are Serious or Not......

The golden light gradually faded, and finally completely dissipated after a drop, Lin Yun only felt that his body was light, and the feeling of numbness disappeared.

"The system has been reinstalled, 10% ...... complete" resounded in my ears with a beautiful electronic sound.

Sure that Sun Shangxiang didn't catch up, Lin Yun hid in a hill and replayed the events of the first three minutes in his mind again.

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"Hehe, Xiao Xiangxiang, uncle, I'm going to drink flower wine, I won't play with you."

After Lin Yun finished speaking, not only did he not turn around and run, but taking advantage of Sun Shangxiang's cooling time, he rushed forward with an arrow step, destroyed the flowers with his hot hands, and pinched the white and tender chest of Tsundere Lori in front of him!

Immediately, he ran at a speed of 100 meters towards the nearest hill.

Sun Shangxiang reacted at this time, her silver teeth were clenched, her hands were clenched into small fists, her delicate body trembled slightly, her refined little face was dyed with neon, and she shouted tremblingly, "I'm going to kill you!" ”。

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Lin Yun's heartbeat gradually calmed down, and the system was reinstalled in an orderly manner!

"In order for the host to be familiar with the functions of the system as soon as possible, the system specially provides the host with a system wizard and a newbie gift package!"

When Lin Yun heard this, he instantly came to his senses!!

System Genie!!

To be reasonable, she should be a little fairy, maybe with a magic wand and little wings.

Lin Yun closed her eyes, and the little fairy blushed and lay on the bed vividly.

The golden star stone on his chest shot out directly, the golden light bloomed, and the system spirit appeared in front of Lin Yun!

Loli-type? Queen's? Sister type? Even if it's the little girl next door!! Lin Yun secretly said to himself in his heart.

The light gradually dissipated, and in Lin Yun's expectant gaze, the system elf gradually revealed its proud figure that was convex and upturned...... No, it's doggy?!

A husky with shiny black fur and bright eyes!

", why is it Erha, my little fairy?!"

"This god is it!"

"Damn, why is it a stupid and cute Erha!!"

"Oh? Kid, you're so stupid. I will tell you compassionately, in fact, I am the princess of the Protoss, so you are always satisfied, right? ”

"Satisfied with your sister!! I want a picturesque little fairy, not a dog who can only talk!! ”

"Little ghost, it's really hard for you to serve, okay, you can see it, I am indeed not the princess of the Protoss, but the prince, and I am nicknamed: Emperor of the Night."

The husky looked up proudly at the sky.

A man and a dog fell into an awkward silence.

"I can see your sister!! The point is not at all whether this is good or not!! ”

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After the complicated mental journey from inner confusion to broken jars, Lin Yun finally accepted the fact that his system was a dog.

After all, people are under the eaves, Lin Yun still has to ask for, and if he wants to understand the function of the system, he has to rely on this dog.

But fortunately, this "system elf" looks like it has a great aura, and it seems to have a good taste, which can be regarded as making up for the loss of Lin Yun's fairy dream.

"System elf, in the future, I will call you a dog, a second dog, or dog meat?" As he spoke, Lin Yunxie glanced at it.

"Young people are really good at laughing, just call me Lord Divine Venerable or Emperor of the Night."

"No problem, dog meat."

"How do you speak, it's not big or small, it's called Lord Shenzun!"

"Okay, dog meat."

"Phew, the little ghost is really not a good way, I don't know how many people want to please this god venerable and have no chance."

The little black dog finally reluctantly chose to compromise, and Lin Yun finally let out a bad breath.

"Where's my starter pack?"

Only then did I think about it, I was patronizing and fighting with this little black dog just now, and I almost forgot about this stubble.

"What Starter Pack?" Erha's eyes dodged, and he didn't look away, as if he didn't know what Lin Yun was talking about.

"Dog meat, what the hell are you doing, didn't the system prompt a newbie package just now?"

"If there's any, you can see for yourself." Erha secluded road.

"What do you think?" Lin Yun really wanted to kick this Erha.

"Forget it, this god is merciful, adults don't remember villains, tell you, you can directly recite the 'backpack', you can activate the mustard seed space, and you can see your newbie gift bag." Erha said.

"Backpack!"

The virtual inventory appeared in front of me in an instant, but it was empty.

"This is your inventory, there are ten slots in the inventory temporarily, each with ten cubic meters of space, just like the space ring."

Lin Yun was amazed.

"Look, isn't it, there's nothing, how could my dignified Night Emperor lie to you, it won't be because he wants to covet your little ant's little gift bag."

Erha said, a sly light flashed in his eyes.

Lin Yun said in his heart that he didn't know whether to talk about it or not, whether this newbie gift bag was dirty by this Erha or not for the time being, this Erha definitely has a ghost is certain.

"System, your system elf is a serious system elf, isn't it?" Lin Yun spoke directly to the system in his mind.

"The system elf is the system elf, I don't know if it's serious or not." The mechanical electronic female voice pierced through, leaving Lin Yun a little speechless.

He was not afraid of crushing the flowers and plants, he sat down and jumped up busily, only to feel that something in his waist bag made him uncomfortable, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

The moment Lin Yun touched the bottle in his waist bag, a rich and strange fragrance emanated, not only Lin Yun, but also Erha's eyes swirled.

"Dog meat, do you know what this is?"

"Hehe, God respects me, I am the god of wine, how can I not know, this is a bottle of Bordeaux 1961 Latour red wine, a case of this wine was auctioned on Hong Kong Island for 130,000 pounds."

As Lin Yun expected, this Erha made of golden star stone was obviously the product of a higher level of intelligent life, in the spaceship, although it had been sealed in a vacuum glass sphere, it must have invaded the "Ten Thousand Years Yan Emperor" system in some unleakable way, stealing all the information related to the history of human civilization and scientific research stored in the star ship.

That's why these two people can speak human words, and they dare to pretend to be so forced in front of Lin Yun

But what Lin Yun couldn't figure out was that this data alone was 1024PB in size, and he didn't know how it was stored, could it be the information stored in the form of photons? The more Lin Yun thought about it, the more frightened he felt!

"Little ghost, why are you still stunned, this god has pointed you so much, and you don't pay that bottle of wine to this god honor."

"I only have one bottle, this is the last bottle of Latour in this world, and probably the last bottle of wine, I will give you a sip at most." Lin Yun said with a pained face.

"Okay, this god is not the same as you little chilly little ghost, who called me the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry, just take a sip.

"Take it, you can't drink too much." Lin Yun clenched the wine bottle with both hands and carefully handed it over.

Erha glanced at Lin Yun, and Lin Yun completely let go.

Erha, the two front paws took the wine bottle, stood up, and said in his heart, "Haha, I didn't expect this little ghost to be so easy to deceive, this god is really clever." ”

Erha directly bit the cork, took Latour and poured it down his throat.

Lin Yun looked panicked, "It's not that you say it's a good mouthful, what are you doing." ”

As he spoke, he rushed up to grab the wine bottle, but Erha spread his short legs and ran wildly, the wine bottle was vertical, and the transparent liquid in it was absorbed by it without leaking.

"Hehe, this god is called, the feelings are deep, a mouthful, the dragon enters the sea, there is no return, you kid learn." Erha said in his heart, looking at Lin Yun with the eyes of a thief.

A bottle of wine was swallowed by the tyrannical Erha whale, and Lin Yun's face regained a smile.

"Does this Latu still have a taste for your god?" Lin Yun raised the corners of his mouth and spread his hands with a smile.

"Ah...... Ha, good wine, good wine...... Forehead...... There seems to be something wrong...... Erha's black eyes swayed, and his whole body was dyed with a layer of charming red, and he fell down slowly.

A bottle of Latour may not be able to put down Erha, but who said that this is the real Latour.

The bottle is a serious bottle, but the liquid inside is 100% concentration ethanol, also known as medical alcohol, in addition to ultra-high concentrations of ether and chloroform, enough to numb an elephant.

This was specially prepared by Lin Yun to treat the wound in order to make a forced landing, but he didn't expect to use it for Erha first.

"Let Dad see, where are you hiding the newbie gift bag of labor and management!"

Lin Yun turned the sleeping Erha over like a broken pocket, touched his mouth to his buttocks, checked it twice, and finally found a gap in his stomach, a gap that he could insert his hand in!

"Hehe, a bottle of explosive god suit, open the dog meat treasure chest!"