Chapter Fifty-Nine: Can't a Night Be a Joke on a Dark and Windy Night?
"Aha Daystar!! It's a rising star! Tang Feng excitedly hugged the Qixing and kissed and hugged him, he had seen this Qixing in his previous life, known as the strongest artifact in team battles, there was no one! 10% defense and attack, plus movement speed, and the most terrifying thing is the group resurrection, which is simply disgusting to the point of outrageousness! It turns out that this thing is here for this task.,Ha Lu Ha,It seems that my brother has a big more thing to rely on.,If you can get together seven.,Aha,Aha,Ahahaha
"Hey, what's it, make you like this, give my sister a look" Wu Qianqian walked up to Tang Feng and asked.
"Look," Tang Feng finished speaking, and posted the attributes of Daystar on the team channel.
Wu Qianqian looked at it for a while and said, "Is it amazing?" ”
Tang Feng had a black line, lazily explained a lot to Wu Qianqian, and after saying something very powerful, he pulled her to the underground passage.
I originally thought that I would be able to follow Yunxing a little down, but I didn't expect that it would be more complicated than an air-raid shelter. It doesn't matter to Tang Feng to walk for a while, but Wu Qianqian can't do it, she was afraid of ghosts and the dark, and she could have kept calm at first, but after walking deeper and deeper, she was out of options, grabbed Tang Feng's shoulder and said: "Xiaofengfeng, I haven't heard you tell you jokes for a long time, say a funny sister Lele"
Tang Feng smiled slightly, and did not pierce Wu Qianqian, and said, "OK, no problem, I want to think about it."
Tang Feng rolled his eyes, and after showing a hint of a sinister smile on his face, he said, "Listen, say on a dark and windy night......
"Stop, stop! Sister wants to listen to jokes! Not a ghost story! Wu Qianqian hammered Tang Feng and said.
"Miss...... Don't worry, it's a joke," Tang Feng said as he blocked Wu Qianqian's fist.
"What kind of bad joke has to be dark and windy," Wu Qianqian said with a pout.
"The plot is going to have ups and downs, you listen to me continue" Seeing that Wu Qianqian was not organized, Tang Feng continued to speak.
"One dark and windy night, a taxi driver was driving on an empty road when he saw a woman waving on the side of the road and the driver stopped and let her in."
"Ah!!!!h Wu Qianqian screamed desperately.
"Your sister! I haven't said anything yet, what are you calling nonsense! Tang Feng blocked Wu Qianqian's mouth and said.
"What happened to the two heroes?" Yun Xing, who heard the scream, turned around and asked.
"It's nothing, it's intermittent," Tang Feng said apologetically.
Yun Xing smiled and didn't go any further.
And Wu Qianqian bit Tang Feng's hand violently, Tang Feng hurriedly let go of his hand and said, "You are a dog, and you still bite people."
"Whoever told you to scare me, that woman must have no face, or her face is covered in blood, yes, yes, yes! Yes!!! Wu Qianqian said as she imagined herself, and she screamed again.
"Brother really convinced you...... I scared myself into such a brother for the first time, and I said it was a joke, you believe that I will die once! Tang Feng shouted.
"Sister, isn't this scared...... Sister, this is ...... Okay, you can go on," Wu Qianqian stopped screaming and said.
"Are you sure you can finish listening?" Tang Feng confirmed.
"No problem!" Wu Qianqian patted her flat chest and said.
Although he didn't believe it very much, Tang Feng continued to speak.
"After taking the woman, the woman gave the address, and the driver answered and drove to the destination, and the road was very quiet until the woman spoke......"
"Ah!!!!!!h Hearing this, Wu Qianqian screamed again.
"I can't tell this joke!!" Tang Feng pushed Wu Qianqian and said.
Wu Qianqian, who was pushed away, stepped back with a big stride and grabbed Tang Feng's shoulder.
Tang Feng looked at Wu Qianqian helplessly, and could only take her hand and go down together.
Wu Qianqian's hand was suddenly held, and she instinctively wanted to resist, but she was relieved when she thought it was Tang Feng, and obediently followed Tang Feng down.
"Two heroes, here's my equipment library, please don't be polite, just choose your favorite equipment and take it out"
After the two fell into a sweet atmosphere, Yun Xing stopped and said to them after a while.
A heavy iron door appeared in front of Tang Feng and them, and the material was not ordinary at first glance.
"The protection is so tight, it can be seen that there must be good things inside, but this kind of good place, Brother Brother ruled Hurricane City for so many years in his previous life, and he didn't know how to do it, and he failed, he failed," Tang Feng shook his head and sighed.
General Yunxing took out the key and inserted it into the lock hole of the gate, and then slowly pushed the gate open.
"Sure enough, they're all high-end goods......"
When the heavy gate opened, all kinds of equipment that looked very advanced appeared in front of Tang Feng's eyes, and even Tang Feng, who had seen the great world, couldn't help but feel his heart beating wildly.
"Please," Yun Xing said with a smile after making a gesture of brother please.
Tang Feng didn't pay much attention to his demeanor at this time, let go of Wu Qianqian's hand and ran in, and Wu Qianqian, who was angry, stomped her feet for a while.
As soon as he entered the warehouse, Tang Feng's Grandmaster-level appraisal technique was thrown repeatedly, but after shaking it for a while, he found a very helpless fact, no matter which equipment appraisal system would prompt that this item could not be identified, if the appraisal level was not enough, the system would prompt him that the appraisal technique was not enough, and this time it could not be identified, which means that these things cannot be identified here, and glanced at General Yunxing with resentment, isn't this a hanging appetite, it is estimated that this warehouse has been passive, alas! ~ No way, Tang Feng is ready to rely on his sixth sense to find good things.
Tang Feng was frantically looking for equipment, and Wu Qianqian kicked his ass after coming in.
Tang Feng, who was in a frenzy, was completely defenseless from the sneak attack from behind, but he was so witty that he would not fall a dog and eat Shi so ugly, but rolled forward, then stood up and shouted: "Why are you kicking me!" ”
"Who told you to raise your ass so high," Wu Qianqian glared at him and said.
"Forget it, there are always a few days in a month, brother forgive you" Tang Feng finished speaking and continued to rummage and prepare.
"You haven't finished that joke just now," Wu Qianqian casually found a place to sit down and said.
"I can't say!" Tang Feng returned without raising his head.
"Say~ The more you don't say it, the more I have to think about it, it's bright enough here, you say it, I promise not to call it" Wu Qianqian said confidently.
"Okay~" Tang Feng continued to say while flipping through the equipment.
The woman said to the driver, "Master driver, the apples I just bought for you to eat, there are too many for me to eat, and they are delicious." The driver saw that the apple was indeed very attractive, so he took it and took a bite.
The woman asked, "Is it delicious?" The driver said: It's delicious! The woman replied, "I remember that I also liked to eat apples when I was alive."
When the driver heard this, his hairs stood on end, and he swallowed all the apple cores! Then I saw the woman slowly tilt her head in front and say to the driver, "But I don't like to eat after I have a baby."
"Cut, cold joke~" Wu Qianqian said after listening.
"Damn, a joke is said three times, and there is a hairy meaning" Tang Feng turned around and shouted.
"Humph! You're just trying to scare me anyway! Wu Qianqian ran over and kicked Tang Feng again, and then went to find the shining equipment.