Chapter 6 - You are a fan
I rubbed my chest, "I said you, can you, can you do it lightly?" You killed me, the next time you meet a dinosaur, who will save you, I still have use value, okay? ”
"Who told you, you actually have the audacity to lie in front of me, the guts have recently become fatten, haven't they?" He clapped his hands and said, at that moment I had a kind of, and threw a wink, God, take this scourge, I am in the name of God.
"Well, for you, others spend money to buy equipment, and I don't buy it for others, now it's cheap for you kid, who told you that this kid is good to meet a master."
I took it and took a look.,Hao this guy,I really can't cry and laugh.,I finally understand why people on the Internet call him 'ghost sorrow'.,I began to secretly rejoice that I'm not a girl.,And it's not a pretty girl.,If you don't meet Hao on the Internet.,I really love him hopelessly.。
Everyone, please see, in my hands is his masterpiece, he once jokingly called this his painstaking work - "A Chat of Love", I roughly browsed, it records how to guess the character of this woman from a person's Q name, how to divide this woman into that type from a person's Q name, how to test her love for you from a person's chat, this person has a neuropathy, or the kind that is not lightly ill, I gave him a blank look, if I can, I really don't want to know this kind of retardation.
After a few more browsing of the book, I finally understood a truth, he is like a fish in water on the Internet, in fact, he just uses the Internet as a stage, if your performance is realistic enough and you are recognized by them, then you are the darling of the Internet.
"Are you sure this thing works?" I looked at Hao with suspicion, it's not that I don't believe it, it's just that it's too, to be honest, I really don't want to admit that I know this person.
"Don't doubt it, it's the truth of my hard work on the Internet, whether you apply what you have learned depends on your talent and creation."
I'm speechless, but if this really helps me conquer Twilight, then I think I'll be grateful to him for the rest of my life, provided that this kind of thing can conquer Twilight, then hell, okay? But polite words still have to be said.
"Thanks, if I succeed, my son will recognize you as a godfather."
"I'm exempt from this, but what? When I meet a dinosaur on the Internet, let my sister-in-law help me block it.,That rough work doesn't need you to watch us on the side.。。 ”
'Ha, you guy, you really don't leave your job, but no matter what, I still want to thank him. I secretly breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, maybe this book can help me, let me talk to Twilight about life, talk about ideals, and promote relationships, it's also good, I can also use this book "A Chat about Love" to find a topic to talk to her.
At 10:30 p.m., I went online again, because I wanted to see the person who was shouting to accept me as an apprentice, I wanted to see how high his level was, I went online, countless messages filled my message box, I took a serious look, wordless and bitterly smiled, they were all from the same person, look at her ID information, it was a girl, there was only one purpose, that is, I wanted to agree to that person's request for apprenticeship, I smiled lightly, this girl is also a talent, she called with confidence, I will listen to her, who does she think she is, The letter said that the person was a person who did not admit defeat, said that the person was a serious person, said that the person was a person of affection, and would definitely give me what I wanted, well, if every boy called a girl to stand out for them, I probably thought, I can open a whole harem, so, I refused, she told me that he would be very disappointed, I said that would have any effect on me? The girl was silent for a long time......
That message, I guess this girl loves him, but he never knew it.
If not, she wouldn't have played games with him all night.
I smiled and replied to her, "Why don't you tell him if you like him?" I'm sorry, I'm not your medium, so I have the right to choose who I want. ”
Then continue my gaming life......
My online name is the temperature of the palm, my real name is Yue, and Hao met on the Internet, I was a network master at that time, but Hao is still a simple Internet believer, but I just met him, he is still a simple white, he believes in many people, so, he is always deceived by others, and money, I will help him cheat back one by one, and get back his share, watching him from Xiaobai to Qingqing out of the blue is better than the blue trend, finally, I also stood behind him safely.
At the beginning, it was because of his simplicity that I was moved by him, and now he has become an ambiguous master of the Internet, a "public lover", and I have become the only one of his many.
I feel sorry for his change, and I hate his ruthlessness, he can always maneuver among different girls, let all the girls who listen to him surrender under his trousers, let the girls be happy to entangle with him, love him, be addicted to him, I am also one of his fools, love his fools, he never knows, I never say it
In the online game, I am his wife, a gentle wife, a virtual lover, and in real life, I am his better confidant than a lover. I can cooperate with his play and become his wife in everyone's mouth. However, does he really not understand, or pretends not to know, if I don't love him, how can I cooperate with everyone, let him call me wife in front of everyone, and I laugh and respond to him?
Maybe I'm a fool! A woman who is stupid for love. Whenever he dragged me to meet those beautiful girls, I still greeted them with a smile and pretended that I was his sister, my heart ached.
Recently he was in a game and fell in love with a girl, and I knew he was intrigued, and if it wasn't, he wouldn't have played the game for her all night.
I wanted to help him, but for some reason, I was really distressed when I saw him like this, so I went to find that girl, but that girl, it's not simple, I can see my heart at a glance, and a word, too simple to be simple, made me cry, "Why don't you tell him if you like him?" ”
Am I too stupid, I'm afraid that I said, then my humble wish, even the opportunity to be by his side after the confession, everything collapsed, so I'd rather be like this, that's enough, she's extremely smart, I can't figure it out, her casualness, I'm actually scared, I'm afraid that one day, standing in front of me, I can't help but want to leave, because a smart woman never embarrasses a smart woman, a mountain can't accommodate two tigers, she understands, I understand.
"Twilight, are you there?" The message box flashed, I looked, it was from that person, that person is called Dongfeng Po Jay Chou, I added him at the beginning, just because in QQ Music, we all like the same singer - Jay Chou, that day we hit it off in QQ Music, so we chatted, and later I found out that he is also a network master, but the difference is that he is just going online to hang Meimei, just a person who abducts a simple girl. It is undeniable that some of his views are to the point, maybe it is because of his particularity that he can leave a place among my friends, I don't delete him, he doesn't delete me, we just like that, occasionally slap each other, hurt each other.
For example, he said that in fact, a star is just a symbol, but whether the star is an exclamation mark or an inconspicuous colon depends on the number of exposures of the star and the personal charm index.
He said that people are the same, if you want to be popular, it depends on your network survival rate, if the network is the kind of person who is not beaten, then you will also have your own positioning.
If you choose the wrong person, then you can only ask for more blessings. If you press that person right, then you will be happy for the rest of your life.
He always looks at life on the Internet like this, and he can always see things that we ignore.
I gave him a smile, and he came over: "What, don't you hang the handsome guy today?" ”
"Do you think I need it?" This is a fact, I don't want to find my relationship too much on the Internet, it's not that I don't believe it, I just don't want to force this thing of fate, some things, you are too deliberate, but you will keep asking for it.
"Twilight, it's not me saying you, don't miss your good time, online dating, maybe your network level will be much higher, and your resistance will be much stronger, no matter how you look at it, there is no harm in this."
"I think I'm so good at resisting now that I don't need to strengthen it anymore."
"Twilight, believe brother, brother won't lie to you, the mood of online dating will make you addicted to it and can't extricate yourself."
"Forget it! Don't harm the underage girls of the country here, be careful to teach me badly. ”
"How can I have the ability to teach you badly, and what other underage girls are thousands of years old, and they are about to become immortals, and they are still underage." He gave me a look of disbelief, and I smiled and didn't speak.
Yes, he's right, I'm about to become an immortal, and nothing on the Internet can affect any of my moods.
In my world, the Internet is just a tool for entertainment. I'm always playing moderate ambiguity, always inadvertently playing that trace of ambiguity with others, and then leaving without leaving a trace, leaving others with infinite melancholy.
I'm such a person, cold-blooded makes them think I'm a ruthless species, in fact, I am more affectionate than anyone else, I don't know what kind of me I am, how can they know?
I'm obviously as cold as ice, but I make people love and pity, SO, I like me very much now, what can you do with me?