Chapter 31: Asleep
Asleep, with different perceptions in the eyes of different interstellar people.
Huanhuanxing has a mantra that says: "Is there anything more terrible than insomnia?" No, no. "What a blessing it is for them to fall asleep! As for the reasons for not being able to sleep, they have all kinds of research, and a female middle school student of Huanhuanxing wrote well in her diary: "Sometimes, I want to get up at 6 o'clock in the morning, exercise, and eat breakfast, but I just can't get up, alas, do you know what time I get up?" It's double digits! "It is conceivable that the people of Huanhuanxing have no concept of breakfast at all. However, insomnia also has a little benefit, that is, Huanhuan people like to write a diary in bed to describe their cranky thoughts when they have insomnia, most of which can make people laugh off their big teeth, thus greatly enriching the spare time life of the interstellar masses, but in view of the fact that a certain lady is about to get angry, then I won't write more. (^-^)
On the contrary, in the eyes of the Treants, falling asleep is simply a terrible thing! Because they often find that their roots have reached dozens of meters underground after hundreds of years of sleep, and they can't control it. The Treants were helpless, and in the end they had to adopt a very strange system of work and rest - the rotation system! Half of them sleep, and the other half cut their beards and then switch them over...... Look, how tired the Treants are!
And for the small sofa star, falling asleep is a big thing related to the life of the family! Especially for the small sofa star who is traveling, falling asleep is even more of an annoyance! Let's talk about this sleeping place first, you have to sleep in the bed, there will always be people who will move you down, and then people will sleep in the bed, ignoring your existence at all; You're going to sleep on the street, and you'll be in the garbage dump when you open your eyes; What's even worse is sleeping in a spaceship, an airplane, or other means of transportation, which will have to sit you to death...... Let's talk about the safety of sleeping, isn't that a tragic word? There are thousands of small couch stars who die tragically from sleeping every year! The little couches closed their eyes now, and they don't know if they will be able to open them next time! I think, ah, this boils down to our cosmic people have no quality, what kind of rabbit star do you say, kitten star man, you sit on the house at most and only provoke a scolding and it's over, but what kind of aircraft carrier star man are you, boulder star man, you see a small sofa on the side of the road and you want to sit on it, then you are too lazy, if you don't get it, you will die!
And now, Alex will have a whole new perspective on "falling asleep".
"Alex, wake up......," a faint voice came.
Alex frowned, lifted the quilt up, and muttered a "uh-huh" in his mouth.
"Alex, wake up, you've been asleep for 10 hours!" The voice came again.
Alex rubbed his eyes impatiently, he tugged at the quilt vigorously, glanced at Kevin and said, "Sleep for another 5 minutes......"
Suddenly, his eyes widened suddenly, and then he immediately sat up, holding his head and screaming "Ah......hh
Andrew also sat up screaming "ah......, he glanced at Kevin in a daze and said, "What's the name of the early morning, ha...... Owe, disturbed my sweet dreams......"
After saying that, he lay down again!
After a while, he sat up abruptly again, holding his head and screaming "Ah......hhh
Kevin smiled and said, "Wow, you earthlings are so welcoming, is this your way of getting up in the morning to greet others?" ”
Alex looked at Kevin, almost vomiting blood, but he still forced himself to say, "yes, yes, you don't know, we all want to kill you!" ”
Andrew said, "yes, we never thought about running away or anything......
Kevin said, "Then what are you running away from me when you see me?" ”
Andrew said, "Uh, that, we suddenly, suddenly, suddenly......"
Alex continued, "We suddenly want to play a chase game!" ”
Andrew hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, a chase game!" You don't know, we wanted to play this game very suddenly, alas, it was so sudden, so I didn't have time to inform you, I shouted 'One, two, three, go!'" So we started running, and then you started chasing ......."
Kevin said, "Oh...... It turned out to be a game! Am I in violation? ”
Alex said, "What? ……”
Andrew said: "Violation? ……”
Kevin said, "Hmm...... The two of you are running, but I sent 10,000 'little fairy' robots to look for you, and when I finally found you, I saw that you were all so tired that you fell asleep, so I sent someone to carry you over with the bed. ”
Alex struggled to say, "Forget it, of course forget it!" ”
Andrew said, "Look, such a fun game has become so bad because of your violations!" He said, "Or we ......."
Alex continued, "Replay? ”
Kevin clapped his hands and said, "Okay! ”
Alex said, "Great! Now, you stand here and don't move, then close your eyes, close your eyes, and count a hundred times before chasing us......"
Andrew said, "No, it's a thousand." ”
Alex hurriedly said, "No, it's 10,000 hits!" Good, good, ready, go! ”
After saying that, Alex and Andrew turned around together, ready to run away like crazy!
But after running more than two steps, they both stopped.
Their eyes widened in surprise at their outstretched feet, which were already dangling in the air! A few hundred meters below my feet were pedestrians the size of ants, and various vehicles the size of matchboxes!
They trembled and retracted their feet, unable to even stand on their feet, and then they realized that they were at the top of the tower in the center of the city!
The hideous snickering joy on their faces disappeared in an instant, and they trembled their legs and retreated to their bedside, but fortunately there was no wind here, otherwise they would have both been lying on the ground by now!
Alex was so frightened by the thrilling scene that Andrew collapsed on the bed clutching his heart.
Kevin was closing his eyes and counted carefully: "One, two, three, four......"
Alex cried: "Brother Kevin, we were wrong, we don't play anymore, why do you let us run in such a big place, the railing is still so low, and we will accidentally kill someone!" ……”
"Huh? Don't play anymore......" Kevin opened his eyes, a little sad.
As soon as he was sad, he wanted to sneeze, and when he sneezed, his right eye, which was bigger than a tennis ball, was directly knocked out! It bounced on the ground, and it just bounced on Alex's toes, and Alex couldn't help but play juccer! He also shook his eyebrows at Andrew, Andrew was not convinced, he snatched the ball and played with the crotch dribble! That skill, it is almost the shadow of the "big shark" - O'Neal (American NBA star, fat), the timid appearance just now is instantly gone, the ball slides from his left shoulder to the right shoulder and then flies between the two hips, and finally spins and freezes on Andrew's fingertips.
Suddenly, an old and mournful voice came: "Hey guys, can you give me back my eyeballs?" ……”