Chapter 268: Crazy Long Xue'er!
This breakfast, everyone ate very happily, after eating, Zhang Yiheng and the brick face were cleaning up, Xu Zifeng did not rush to go out to find a lawyer to draw up the contract, but turned on the computer, and was about to play two rounds, Long Xueer ran over to stop him: "Xu Zifeng, aren't you going to draw up the contract?" Stop playing with the computer, go ahead. ”
“???” Xu Zifeng looked at her with a puzzled expression.
"Oh, I discussed it with Sister Meixi last night, today the two of us are going to score in two rows, and you can't use the computer for the time being." Long Xue'er said.
"Double-row scores? Do you know how to play? "It's been more than a week since he moved here, and Xu Zifeng has never seen Long Xue'er play League of Legends.
"Look down on me? Hmph, I'm also a zone platinum, okay? It's just that something happened before, so I didn't play, but now I want to play again. As she spoke, Long Xue'er stretched out her hand to push Xu Zifeng away, then sat down by herself, followed by her and turned back to Chen Meixi and beckoned: "Sister Meixi, come and sit down, I'll take you fly." ”
"Here we are." Chen Meixi responded, only to see her come over with a smile on her face, look at Xu Zifeng and say, "Last night, she kept shouting that she was going to take me to fly today." ”
Before Xu Zifeng could speak, the pig on the side laughed and said, "Sister-in-law, be careful that the charter wife is not taking you to fly, but to fly you into the garbage heap." ”
"Do you look down on people? Hmph, look at it. After Long Xue'er finished speaking angrily, she turned around and started to log in to the game, she was not on the upper area, but on the black rose, because Chen Meixi mainly played black roses, and I don't know who she asked for a black rose account.
Chen Meixi sat down next to Long Xue'er and turned on the computer, and then logged in to the game, now Chen Meixi is a platinum fifth rank, Xu Zifeng would take her in the Internet café when he was free before, and finally successfully promoted from gold to platinum.
After the two girls looked at each other and smiled, Long Xue'er said, "Sister Meixi, are you ready?" I'm going to start oh. ”
"Ready." Chen Meixi responded.
"Well, I'm ready to take off." Long Xue'er was in a good mood today, she was still very angry just now, and she smiled in a blink of an eye.
Xu Zifeng stood helplessly behind him and watched the two women play double rows, and at this time, Zhang Yiheng, who had washed the dishes, came behind him and said, "Brother Feng, I want to start training." ”
"Well, take your time, if you are already familiar with some heroes, you don't need to choose them in the man-machine, which can save time." Xu Zifeng said.
"Okay, Brother Feng, I see." Zhang Yiheng nodded, walked to his special computer and sat down, and then turned on the computer to prepare for training.
Xu Zifeng formulated the first training plan for Zhang Yiheng yesterday There is a little problem, he just remembered that although Zhang Yiheng has not been playing for a long time, he is very familiar with some auxiliary heroes, such as wet nurse, wind girl, piano girl, Bron, hammer stone, bull head, fan mother, etc., so there is no need to take it out and practice in the man-machine.
He asked Zhang Yiheng to go to man-machine combat training, which was nothing more than letting him train his familiarity with heroes, since he was already familiar with it, why bother? That's why he told Zhang Yiheng just now that the heroes he can play don't have to choose.
The time he gave Zhang Yiheng was only half a month, that is, two weeks, of which, the first training alone would take him a full week, eliminating the heroes he was already familiar with, and there were at least 120 heroes left, that is, Zhang Yiheng still needed to play at least 120 man-machine battles.
Playing about 20 rounds a day takes about a week.
"Banzhuan, hurry up, I'll pull you, and the two of us will continue to go to the polar chaos to make a fuss." Sao Zhu said happily.
I got up early in the morning and ate such a delicious breakfast, everyone was in a good mood, and the effect of training at this time was absolutely the best.
He only let Sao Pig buy five computers, because of limited funds, it is enough to buy five for the time being, and when the funds are not as tight as they are now, he will add two or three.
Now everyone has a computer to play, training training, playing ranked and playing ranked, but he has nothing to do by himself.
Seeing that it was still early, he wanted to wait a while and then go out to find a lawyer to draw up a contract, so he pulled a chair over and sat behind a few people, like a coach, with a serious expression and a serious target staring at them for training.
Five minutes later.
The entire living room only heard Long Xue'er's exclamations, coquettish voices, and whining, and Xu Zifeng sat behind him and watched all this.
Since the beginning of the game, she and Chen Meixi's lower road has been frantically targeted by the enemy's jungle blind monk, originally when the two of them were promoted to the second level, they were desperately working with each other's lower road combination, but, at the most critical time in the middle, the blind monk killed from behind the two, there is no doubt that even if the two of them are all crossed, they still can't escape the fate of being killed.
Without double moves, he was killed again, equipment, level, and directly behind the opponent's lower lane combination, and after the two of them went online, they were always in a suppressed situation.
Then the blind monk came again.
This time it's Yue Tower.
The two of them died again, and the enemy only left the auxiliary life, because the auxiliary anti-tower resisted death.
Eight minutes later.
The blind monk comes again.
Ten minutes later.
The blind monk came to the bottom again.
Thirteen minutes later.
The blind monk came to the second tower on the lower road and kicked the policewoman who was operating Long Xue'er out of the protection range of the defense tower.
Fourteen minutes later.
Long Xue'er finally broke down.
I saw her typing with a keyboard crackling, Xu Zifeng took a closer look, good guy, Long Xue'er was spraying his own wild brain, and the other party's blind monk was crazy about the lower road, he turned a blind eye to the lower road, and he didn't come to squat from beginning to end.
His own jungler is a male gun, and he is also a violent temper, Long Xue'er just scolded him for having a hole in his brain, and he gave a stern counterattack.
"Your dad is dead?"
"Your mom blew up?"
"I was caught picking my feet, we didn't speak, are you embarrassed to speak? Do you know blushing, huh? ”
"Stupid."
"Don't roll around and hang up."
Long Xue'er suddenly fell silent, at this time, she was hanging up in the spring.
When Xu Zifeng saw this, he finally couldn't help laughing, no way, he didn't laugh on purpose, because Long Xue'er was too miserable, and the operation was also very lame, she could have escaped twice, probably because she was nervous, which led to a mistake in the operation, and she used E skill to send herself to the enemy in reverse.
IN ADDITION, I DON'T KNOW IF SHE HAS OFFENDED THE BLIND MONK, IT IS ONLY THE FIRST FIFTEEN MINUTES, AND THE BLIND MONK HAS BEEN GANK SIX OR SEVEN TIMES IN A ROW, CAN HE NOT LAUGH?
Moreover, he watched the whole process in the back, in fact, several times when the blind monk crossed the tower, as long as the two girls played a little bit of cooperation, they would definitely be able to fight back. It's a pity that from beginning to end, they didn't play an eye-catching cooperation.
Because the two girls didn't put the headphones on completely, so when they heard his laughter, Chen Meixi turned her head and glared at him angrily, and said angrily: "You are still laughing, I have been killed so many times." ”
"Haha, don't be angry." Xu Zifeng smiled and touched her face.
"Hmph."
Chen Meixi snorted unhappily, and when she saw that Long Xue'er was hanging up, she took the initiative to comfort her: "Xue'er don't care about the male gun, if you block him, you won't be able to see what he said, come out and develop, the middle and upper records are very good, we may not necessarily lose." ”
Perhaps it was Chen Meixi's comfort that played a role, Long Xue'er nodded, and finally walked out of the spring.
"Your parents are dead, why don't you go home and see? What else are you doing here? "The male gun is also a cheap guy, Long Xue'er has stopped scolding, and he is still scolding endlessly.
Long Xue'er trembled angrily, but fortunately, she calmed down her mentality a little, and then blocked the male gun, followed by Chen Meixi also blocked the male gun, and at this point, the chat channel finally stopped, because after they blocked it, they could no longer see what the male gun said.
The mid-laner girl had a good temper, and he typed comfortingly: "Don't worry about the next road, you guys are slowly developing, you can win this game." ”
"Okay." Chen Meixi replied.
At this time, Long Xue'er operated the policewoman to walk out of the high ground, and it happened that Chen Meixi went back to the city to buy equipment, and at this moment, the blind monk suddenly walked out of the path behind the second tower on the lower road, he didn't give Chen Meixi any chance to react, and directly touched his eyes and flashed his big move.
"One library!"
The policewoman was kicked to the wall by the blind monk and bounced up, followed by the blind monk's Q skill, and then the second Q skill easily killed the policewoman.
"Ah, bastard!"
Long Xue'er looked at the black and white game screen, first was silent for two or three seconds, Xu Zifeng resisted the urge to laugh, but as a result, Long Xue'er suddenly scolded like crazy, and then only heard the sound of "pop pop", Xu Zifeng was stunned for a moment.
He was not killed again by the blind monk because Long Xue'er was killed.
It's because Long Xue'er is smashing the keyboard and mouse...