"I'm so stupid, I'm really ......"

I knew that the wild team was unreliable, and the random combinations were basically pits, such as the archer was short-sighted, the priest sleepwalked and hung up when he started the war, the warrior was full of wisdom plus points, all the natural skills were bargaining and diplomacy, and the mage forgot to bring the magic book and the little blue bottle, as long as you can't think of it, there is no pit that you can't meet, there is no pit only more pits, but this time I just wanted to be convenient, and accepted the invitation casually.

"Hunting the undead? How do I think it's the undead hunting us! ”

As we ran, we let out a roar of rage, and behind us was a whole troop of undead, when did this start? Since when have we been hunted down?

Perhaps, it was from which barbarian man with a huge body, holding a branch with leaves in one hand to cover his face, walking on tiptoe, while whispering "You can't see me, you can't see me", sneaking in front of everyone, under the gaze of the blood clan with a keen sense of smell with "you are teasing me"?

Perhaps, it was the girl named Betty, or the boy named Betdy, who had already finished the hunt, and the big wave of bone cavalry was on the way to it, but he still insisted on knocking out all the gold teeth of the corpse witch before he was willing to leave.

Perhaps, it was when the dwarf aunt fired an ultra-long-range heavy cannon, but mistook the cyclops in the mountains?

In short, our current situation is probably caused by these pit daddy teammates! Sure enough, the most terrible thing is the pig teammate!

"Pig teammates? Cheating teammates? You will forget who insisted on taking local materials and boiling bone broth for everyone to drink! It's not that you're wasting your time, we ran away early, okay? ”

Heloise seemed to disagree.

"Hmph. You don't understand. Bone elves are even rarer. Use it to stew soup. Nourishing and nourishing. It also increases the magic power! ”

“…… Speaking so proudly, it seems that your craftsmanship is not bad. ”

"Of course, when we used to go on adventures together, we were all chefs, and the most important thing about going out on adventures is to have a good chef, otherwise whether you are a demigod or an epic, you still have to be hungry when you should be hungry, just not hungry yourself. It's disgusting enough to choke. Look at me, two seasoning packets, not to mention the toxins of the bone elves, there is no fishy smell anymore. Didn't you drink two bowls of Heloise yourself? ”

“…… Indeed, it tastes good. But why don't you talk about it first, it actually has a drowsy effect, and we sleep until we are surrounded by groups! ”

"Haaha, didn't I forget it? It increases the power of magic by promoting the concentration of meditation. Isn't meditation just falling asleep, which naturally has some sleeping effect......."

The dead cat kept staring at me with an unhappy face. Well, I admit that I also have a little, maybe a little bit of responsibility for the pursuers behind me, but at least not all of them! Nor is it the main responsibility!

"Tsk, the way a man shirks his responsibilities is really ugly."

Looking back, low-level skeletons, zombies, and low-level mummies are basically gone, and those who can keep up are all middle and high-level goods such as skeleton cavalry, and after a little estimate, there are about forty or fifty, if they are stopped, there will be more behind, and it is definitely not something that our team can deal with, well, at least not the strength on the surface can deal with.

"Hey, these guys probably won't be able to do it if they don't move, if they do, I'm not leaking...... No, why should I avoid revealing my strength, why should I escape? I don't have to run away! ”

Suddenly, I figured it out, I just planned to see the life of the battlefield and the contract braves, at most, I was secretly helping the wood spirits to make their plans and schemes successful, and I didn't plan to play the legendary story of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, what is there to worry about being exposed?

So, I didn't hesitate to turn my head.

"For the Light......

"Don't be impulsive!"

"Sure enough, the paladin just likes to have a hot brain at critical moments, and it's really right to stare at him."

Before I could draw my sword, the dwarf aunt and the puppet priest dragged me left and right, and then ran away.......

"Hey, hey, I'm going to kill them!"

"Uh-huh, you're amazing, we know. I've heard my sister who is a priest of the Light say that under the guidance of the Light, paladins are never afraid......"

Saying this, Betty's eyes were filled with pity, as if she were looking at a hopeless fanatic.

"Ahem, I heard from the old wine barrel in my family that the paladin has sacrifice after breaking syndrome, but at least find a worthwhile time to sacrifice, young and young, don't think about it at a young age, I'm one hundred and thirty-six, tell you, this world is not as bad as you think......"

The dwarf aunt was direct, but the words were like admonishing a fool who was about to commit suicide.

"I really killed it, I don't plan to sacrifice, and I don't force it!"

"Well, well, I believe you."

What does this perfunctory and sympathetic mean, I can really kill them!

"Ah......hhhh

In the depths of the mountain range, a temporary cottage has been set up, simple logs have been piled up to form a protective wall, and scattered tents are camps, but if anyone underestimates the defense of this temporary station, then the special demonic parasitic vines and big trees made by the wood spirit on the wall will teach him to be a man.

Originally, this was a key point in the mission, and ordinary adventurer squads were only allowed to enter when they lacked supplies and personnel were injured, but due to some special "reasons", there were many more people here than expected.

And after a busy day...... Well, it should be said that after a long day of running, the hungry and tired squad decided to go to the meeting place early to rest.

"Look, it's them."

"I'm X, we've been running for three hours."

"You're okay, the Shield of Glory just killed a high-level abomination, and they didn't even get the loot to prove their victory, so they were killed and escaped, that's nearly a hundred justice points."

The "Wood Spirit Super Cute" squad became famous...... If you pull a bunch of monsters across the entire war zone, and the result snowballs bigger and bigger, and your fellow creatures hate your parents for missing two legs just as much as you do. I'm afraid you'll be famous too. In the name of the team's hind legs. In the name of professional pig teammates!

Now, no matter where we go, I'm afraid there will be people pointing at "this pig teammate!" ”。

In the face of the ridicule of the other adventurers, the other members of the team were extremely calm, and seemed to have gotten used to it, so it was no wonder that they couldn't find their teammates.

Betty smeared the strange slime on her face, as if she was doing a beauty treatment, and Agen happily continued to perfect her "stealth suit". Added new leaves and colors to it....... and to be honest, while many thieves add a color to their outfit to match stealth, Agen added some leaves to both branches...... Now I have taken local materials and tied two more handfuls of rotten cabbage and a carrot, which is more conspicuous than doing nothing! Or maybe he's going to sell vegetables for the undead...... Can I pretend not to know him! I really don't know him!

As for the little sister...... is only over 100 years old, what kind of aunt is she, if she is an aunt, what am I in more than 300? Uncle?

Ahem, to get back to the point, this little sister Mary has inherited the tradition of the dwarves. After selling three glasses of wine, he was already dancing happily. Of course, the dance of the dwarf aunt...... From afar, it's a barrel dancing!

Judging from the sarcasm of these three guys and their eyes and nothingness, it is not the first time that they have done this, which means that they have also cheated a lot of people before, and they are used to ignoring the contempt of others.

And the only normal person in the team, the handsome bard, happily adapted today's deeds into a bar tune, playing and singing, of course, art comes from life, the difference between the plot and the real plot can be fully understood, and beautifying the protagonist is a compulsory course for every author. But......

"It's understandable to kill a group of skeletons and upgrade into a group of ghouls, it's obvious that it's just a corpse witch and is seen as a demigod mummy, and it can be said that it's dazzling, but after being hunted down for an afternoon, it was replaced by a legion led by the undead lord for three days and three nights, and the epic lich who broke out in the small universe in the bitter battle and killed the leader, as well as the heroes here to save the beauty and Her Royal Highness the princess, this is too bullshit, too shameless! It doesn't make sense at all! ”

“…… You don't know the Roland brothers, don't you just want to be out of position these days, serious storytelling has long been outdated, and you changed careers without starvation, the more unreasonable the plot, the more eye-catching, the more thrilling the plot is, the more rewarding the audience, even if everyone knows that it's nonsense, but Lele is fine, who will take it seriously. That's the market! ”

Well, being taught by a native of another world what to cater to the market, I'm also drunk.

Seeing that these cheats were getting worse and worse, I shook my head and went to do my own thing.

In the middle of the camp, there was a huge ancient tree, not as high as the Babel Tree of the Forest of Dreams, but it was at least a few hundred years old, and two days ago, it was still empty.

There are cruising tree people and wood spirits guarding the surroundings, not without adventurers to inquire about the news, but all ordinary adventurers who are close to here will be stopped, and when they see me walking past, some enthusiastic people shout.

"Don't go over, those wood spirits don't let people get through at all ......"

Before the words fell, I had already walked through the blockade, but the wood spirits and the guards turned a blind eye, as if they hadn't seen it.

Then, the big man who spoke ran to try it himself, but before he could get closer, the suddenly rising wall of thorns and the guarded and hostile gazes of the wood spirits discouraged him, and he could only laugh twice and return to his place.

And the person who witnessed this scene remembered the appearance of the young man who went in just now, and hurriedly asked him which team he was, after all, only "that person" was allowed to enter before, and he was the leader of the adventurers in this operation, and this strange young man received the same treatment, even if he has nothing special, I am afraid that the relationship with the wood spirit clan is also very unusual, so it is necessary to track down.

Of course, I didn't know about these things that had entered the ancient tree house, but to my surprise, I met a human here.

Blonde hair shawl, blue eyes and white skin, black armor flashing with pure gold, black gloves are also engraved with powerful magic patterns, and the magic fluctuations of the gem sword are so strong that you can feel it outside the door, I don't know if this handsome guy is strong, but it is definitely very rich It is true, and none of this full-body equipment is below the epic level.

I naturally know this kind of burnt bag, the leader of the super mercenary group Westwood Guardian "Black Watcher" Keith. Eloon, who was also an adventurer who participated in the operation "Presidential Decree", of course, only nominal.

But I hated him right away, just because ......

"I think we should punish the team with the strange name that caused the chaos, otherwise if everyone follows suit and doesn't obey the order, I'm afraid the organization will be in chaos in the future......"

In the hall, the three virtues are there, but only Samantha is in charge, in the face of Keith's righteous words, she shook her head coldly, but when she saw me coming, she rarely took the initiative to turn her head and squeezed out a smile.

"You're here."

"Well, how about the seeds, are they still smooth?"

"Germination has already begun, and the cultivation period can be completed in two days, after which it can be activated at any time to move on to the next stage."

Keith's face was full of surprise, and he was surprised to see other humans in the core, but I had no intention of talking.

Approaching the core of the hall, the heart of the tree was trembling slightly, like the heart of a living creature, and underneath that, there was a huge amount of life energy that was dormant and accumulating, and once it came to erupt, it would be as sharp as a volcanic eruption.

The seed of the Dream Forest is also the hope of the Wood Spirit Clan.

When this seed sprouts, the tree that covers the sky will rise from the ground, and the new Forest of Dreams will gradually grow, and the sleeping Elmira will have a new realm.

Although the seed must be supported by the mother, the roots of the Dream Forest have arrived here ten days ago, and this ancient tree that covers the sky is actually only a part of the roots, once the camouflage is removed, the new Dream Forest will quickly take shape, and Amira will become more powerful, gaining new nutrients and territory.

And this is obviously not what the undead expect to see, in order for Amira's plane will to come, it must take root and sprout to a certain extent, it takes time, the spreading grassland wildfires can only be extinguished at the initial stage, the undead are not blind, when the plane will expand its own territory, the rules of the whole world will be touched by it, and this most vulnerable period will make it a target for the enemy.

Obviously, as long as the seeds are allowed to germinate here, the City of the Dead will definitely take action, and there will definitely be a hard battle to fight at that time, and since sooner or later there will be a battle, it is natural to fight while more high-level undead have not yet arrived in the world, the judgment of the wood spirits is not wrong, and I also hope that the realm of the Dream Forest can be expanded, so that Amira will also wake up as soon as possible.

Since Samantha said that the seeds are all good, I nodded and didn't ask more, and it would be more appropriate to leave this aspect to the experts.

"Who are you?"

Instead, Keith raised his own question, and he felt that the person in front of him was familiar, but he couldn't remember seeing it there.

"Who am I? Don't you even recognize who you're punishing? (To be continued......)