By David

It's a name that you earthlings should always remember.

Although the whole incident was an accident.

You know, it's hard work to be an interstellar cop, catching criminals, evacuating traffic, helping kids...... You can't go to the hot springs, and you can't go to the KTV...... David is no exception. But like all the other interstellar police, he also hopes to take a chance to desert or something, such as leaving the black hole of interstellar space to lie down on the grass of a planet and look at the blue sky and white clouds above! Wow, what a wonderful idea! Ever since David had been passing through Earth frequently on official duty, he had been staring at the blue-green planet more than once.

The opportunity finally came, David once passed by the earth when he was about to carry out the task of telling a story for the traffic light star aunt, David thought to himself: What an inconsequential task, I should still play on the earth!

I can't help but say that David jumped off the spaceship like a little child, what a beautiful meadow! Roll a few times, kick a few balls, run a few times, take off your uniform, throw away your batons, and swim in this beautiful sea! Dancing with the sharp-toothed dragon and playing with the mermaid, he backstroke, breaststroke, backwardstroke, butterfly stroke...... Let the warm sun shine on your face and let the clear blue sky reflect on you...... It's so cool on earth!

But the unexpected happened in the end, and a few monkey warriors with sticks secretly saw this scene, and they stole David's uniform and electric batons!

Just as the group of naughty monkeys were complacent, a fierce tooth suddenly attacked them, and one of the monkeys instinctively raised the electric baton in his hand, and the fierce tooth dragon was electrocuted in an instant! The group of monkeys were jumping around the fragrant carcass of the Spirited Tooth, and they didn't know how happy they were!

On David's side, it was just the opposite, he was about to go ashore but found that his clothes and electric baton were gone, and he was so anxious that he kept saying, "Zeus! Zeus! (In interstellar language, it means 'hell')"

The monkeys also saw it, and they also learned to call "Zeus".

When David saw this group of monkeys, he was immediately angry, but how could he be embarrassed to get out of the water without clothes? In the end, David thought to himself: no one here wears clothes anyway, and no one laughs at them. So he rushed out with all his might, and the monkeys disappeared into the dense jungle in the blink of an eye! David shouted, "Greece! (In interstellar language, it means 'broken')"

In the end, David had to ride a motorcycle away from Earth, hiding in Tibet along the way and being taken thousands of nude photos by interstellar reporters, and finally he appeared on the cover of interstellar magazine. Not surprisingly, David was fired harshly due to image problems, and he rushed into the KTV and sang for a few days and nights.

Originally, this matter was over, but one day 2 million years later, a complaint brought the old David to court for the reason: he was suspected of tampering with the historical process of other planets! David was suddenly furious, it was really out of nowhere! However, several pieces of evidence provided by the police station made David stunned in his chair.

Evidence 1: Someone secretly filmed David's entire process on Earth.

Evidence 2: A large number of photographs show that countless extinct megafauna on Earth have been electrocuted to death, and the current used is the MK3 solar current used by the interstellar police.

Evidence 3: Greece is one of the earliest birthplaces of earthlings, and the local residents are crazy and obsessed with Zeus, the god of thunder and lightning, and the naked sports of the ancient Olympic Games.

Evidence 4: There are now more than 6 billion people on the earth, and they have become the masters of the earth.

David was incredulous, and after much negotiation, the court finally agreed to allow David to personally visit the earth to verify whether the crime was true.

So David dressed up as a 15-year-old boy and snuck into a middle school on Earth. He wanted to ask the local students about history and evolution. But because he was old and his brain was not good, he was scolded by his classmates countless times as "peasant", "countryman", "countryside" (the English word "countryside, countryside" means "old-fashioned, unseen here"), etc., so that he wanted to take out a laser energy gun and shoot them more than once! Finally, one time, he couldn't take it anymore and he was about to pull out his gun! And that's when our protagonist Alex happened to meet him. Alex felt pitiful for him, so he put his arms around him and whispered, "Actually, I don't think you're rural at all!"

It was Alex's short words that saved the students in this class from being wiped out, and also prevented David from continuing to make big mistakes! After David was imprisoned in the intergalactic prison, he has been thanking Alex.