Easy night!

Last night, Yue Wenzhuo and Zhang Jin drank on the rooftop until the early hours of the morning, although the amount of alcohol was acceptable, it was far from Yue Wenzhuo, who had a demonic physique like Zhang Jin, and became a puddle of mud!

Actually, Zhang Jin didn't plan to let Yue Wenzhuo become like this, Zhang Jin originally planned to go back to his room to sleep when he was almost drunk. However, Zhang Jin didn't expect that Yue Wenzhuo, who had been drunk for three rounds and was seven points drunk, actually tore off his always gentle mask, crying and making trouble like a child. Like chattering, chattering to Zhang Jin.

From the pain of falling out of love because of Ye Hong's choice of Zhang Jin, to the hardships of running around for the family business over the years, and then to the unfreedom of his parents to arrange his marriage......

Especially when Yue Wenzhuo learned from Zhang Jin's mouth that when he came downstairs, he was shocked to see that the beautiful He Da beauty who had her own spring and autumn with Ye Hong turned out to be Zhang Jin's 'other' wife in addition to Ye Hong, and when Zhang Jin actually stepped on two boats, Yue Wenzhuo's broken mouth became more and more out of control.

The sad is that Ye Hong is affectionate and worthless, the painful is heartbroken for the first love to meet someone unladylike, the indignant contempt for Zhang Jin's flower, and the all-round criticism of Zhang Jin from personality, character to discipline and morality.

Yue Wenzhuo fully exerted his oral skills as the fourth debater in the debate competition. From Confucianism to Taoism, from ancient times to contemporary times, from the Four Books and Five Classics to the Constitution and National Law, from the Eight Honors and Eight Shames to the Five Stresses and Four Beauties, Zhang Jin's already scarce discipline has been criticized in pieces.

Seeing Yue Wenzhuo talking like this, seeing the ugly virtue of this big man crying, I felt that this man who always pointed his finger at his nose kept spraying Ganoderma lucidum dew on his face. Zhang Jin was really unbearable in the end. As a result, Zhang Jin's 'anger rises from the heart, and evil grows to the side of the gall'. simply didn't skimp on wine, pinched Yue Wenzhuo's nose one after another and poured it down, and in the shortest possible time, this Tang monk-like guy changed from seven points drunk to twelve points drunk, and threw it into the guest room, which can be regarded as a clean ear and a peaceful world.

Therefore, Yue Wenzhuo, who was drunk with this virtue last night and slept very late, naturally couldn't get up early.

And Yue Wenzhuo's sister is even more unlikely to get up earlier than him!

Because. According to Zhang Jin's 'observation', this girl who only 'opened the door for the first time' last night, I don't know if it was the taste of eating marrow or the hypnosis of Beigong Shuoyue's skill. Or for some other reason, last night's first taste of the little girl was not a shallow taste. Instead, he tossed hard for hours with the same 'first' thick-skinned fat man, at least six or seven rounds, before he stopped. slept even later than Yue Wenzhuo, who was poured with wine by Zhang Jin!

Injuries and involvement. Add to that the fatigue after many peak excitements. Naturally, it is enough to make this girl who likes to lie in bed sleep until noon.

Therefore, today, only Beigong Shuoyue, who has a martial arts body and a completely inconsistent physical fitness and appearance, gets up as usual. Morning exercise and breakfast with Zhang Jin. When Zhang Jin had eaten breakfast and was lying on the recliner under the big locust tree to read in the morning, the fat man also sat across the coffee table with Zhang Jin, holding a tablet computer to go online and remotely handle some company affairs, while sipping the freshly soaked haode Biluochun!

After finishing the morning reading, Zhang Jin, who was lying on the recliner, did not get up, and casually threw the "Illustrated Book" in his hand to the small table next to him. He neatly took out the life-stealing rod and added a bag of 'celestial vanilla'. Squint your eyes and click up.

When Zhang Jin exhaled a few puffs of smoke, he opened his eyes again, squinted at the fat man of Beigong who was sitting at the other end of the coffee table enjoying his face, and spoke:

"I said, fatty, how did you feel last night? Tell me? How many degrees of sunset red is it, and how many rounds of the battle are there? Compare, is it with this heart-to-heart ordinary woman, or is it comfortable with the water-level flesh and bones.

In terms of commenting, is your Tingting comparable to the top ten famous points you have collected in the past? ”

Zhang Jin has infinite lewdness on his face. Cheap, as he spoke, endless obscenity came to his nose.

So, Beigong Shuoyue, who was full of spring breeze, trembled, put on a disdainful and high-mouthed face, her head was raised, her eyes were floating up, and she 'looked' at Zhang Jin with two huge nostrils, and said in a gentleman's tone to the villain:

"Vulgar! Cheap!

This kind of question can be asked, fat man, I am not all the way with you. Fatty, I am a noble person, a pure person, a person who has detached himself from low-level tastes! And you're the opposite!

People like you don't understand feelings at all! Can those women in the past compare with my Tingting?

In the past, those so-called beauties and so-called famous holes were just transactions, and for fat people, they were just fleeting glances, just physical perceptions, and just a memory that was almost completely forgotten.

Just for the sake of 'pop pop' and 'pop pop'!

And my family Tingting and I are naturally derived from aiqing, which is the communication between the spirit and the body, and the double enjoyment of the body and the soul!

The emotionless 'pop' is just mating, and the affectionate 'pop' is called human humanity!

My family and I ...... Tingting"

"Stop! Stop me right now! ”

Seeing the dead fat man of Beigong Shuoyue posing as a preacher, the chatter seemed to have a long plan, and Zhang Jin, who was numbed by Beigong Shuoyue's few words, rubbed the goosebumps on his arms, and hurriedly blocked the fat man's mouth.

"Are you numb or not? Don't pretend to be like a love saint with your brother and me, what kind of spirit-flesh communication, what kind of mating, are you disgusting?

Although our old strength is not as beautiful as you, who are 'virgin 100 people chopping' and 'ten famous acupuncture points', but when it comes to feelings, we know more than you!

Why are you two 'originating from aiqing'? I think it's all bullshit, you two are a couple of adulterers and adulteresses!

Especially you, don't pretend to be innocent with me, and don't say anything 'it comes naturally'! ”

Speaking of this, Zhang Jin paused, glanced at the fat man with extremely contemptuous eyes, and then went on without waiting for the fat man to open his mouth to refute:

"You think I didn't hear it? The Chihuahua didn't want to 'mate' with you, but you first deceived that stupid girl with 'I don't want to hurt you', 'I can wait' or something. Then, I took the opportunity of this silly girl to be moved by you and took the initiative to ask for a kiss to tease. Then, you pretended to be considerate of reining in the precipice, and pretended to be innocent for the first time, and this was the plot that succeeded!

I'm embarrassed to say something 'it comes naturally', I'll spit on you!

These nonsense of yours, this little trick, that is, it is useful for the silly girl of the Chihuahua. Who makes people's IQ and EQ not up to standard? ”

Zhang Jin did not shy away from being honest about the 'truth' he got from listening to the root of the wall last night, and made Beigong Shuoyue's eyes roll off the ground!

The fat man was stunned for a long time like a ghost, and then he looked indignant, and pointed at Zhang Jin's nose with a trembling fat finger and criticized:

"I said Lao Jin, you are too shameless! Peeping, picking your eyes, listening to the root of the wall, this is something that only gossip old ladies can do? Tell me, is there a bottom line for your discipline? Is this the rhythm of the festival that has fallen off the ground and completely lost it? ”

Beigong Shuoyue's indignation did not mean to make Zhang Jin blush a little, not only did he not blush, but Zhang Jin could justifiably refute himself:

"Peeping and picking up eyes are such undisciplined things, and I will never be able to do it as a righteous gentleman like me. So, Lao Jin only heard those details of you, but didn't see them.

It's just that you don't know how to close the windows, or that I'm so good at my ears that every word you say comes in. But you can't let me cover my ears when you drink with your eldest brother, can you? How rude am I to be so old? ”

"You ......"

Zhang Jin's vibrating words made Beigong Shuoyue angry, and then when Beigong Shuoyue suddenly remembered that he had just entered the alley yesterday and was about to get better, this hateful guy suddenly knocked on the door like a battering ram hitting the city gate, and thought of the sudden interruption that almost made him fly down three thousand feet, and almost made himself depressed.

As a result, Beigong Shuoyue became more and more angry, gritting her teeth even more when she spoke, and burst out from between her teeth word by word:

"You just said that you heard us talking?"

"Well, I heard it all!"

Zhang Jin's casual nodding and nonchalant answer in his mouth added fuel to the fire, making the anger in Beigong Shuoyue's chest more and more fierce. As a result, the fat man's two fat fists rattled and his tone became even colder:

"So, you knocked on the door yesterday to ask me for a drink on purpose? In fact, do you know that the storyline in the house has developed to that stage? ”

“bingo！ Right, how? Surprise, right? Isn't it as if you're just halfway through peeing, and suddenly a thunder scares the lower half back? ”

Regarding the fierce expression of the fat man in Beigong and the sensitivity of the question, Zhang Jin said that there was no pressure, so his tone was still so relaxed, and the answer was still so bad. Therefore, the fat on his face has been completely entangled into a fat man with hideous meat, and he is out of anger!

"Bastard surnamed Zhang, Lao Tzu fought with you!"

After a roar that was enough to wake up the hangover Yue Wenzhuo and the tired Yue Wenting, Beigong Shuoyue suddenly bounced up from the chair like an angry fat bird that had been launched, and rushed over the coffee table to Zhang Jin who was lying on the recliner.

Beigong Shuoyue was angry, in the face of this murderer who almost caused him not to lift himself, and almost affected the happiness of the second half of his life and the lower half of his body, this fat man even forgot the huge strength gap between himself and Zhang Jin, and blatantly provoked a dispute.

At this moment, Beigong Shuoyue is undoubtedly tragic, just like Don Quixote challenging the windmill, like an egg hitting a stone, like King Kong hitting a jerk.

If you don't succeed, you will become a benevolent! (To be continued......)