Chapter Twenty-Seven: Senior Sister, What Are You Going to Do?!
"If you can do it, you can go up, if you can't, don't beep! Kids who can't play basketball, don't scream here! Geng Haoshi shot back unceremoniously.
"That, junior brother, what kind of grudge do I have with you, why are you helping this group of waste to talk about me?"
"Humph! You listen to Lao Tzu. Geng Haoshi raised his head, pointed his nostrils at the senior, and said arrogantly: "I am a new member of the school basketball team, and I will lead our team to win the glory of the championship!" ”
"......" Everyone in the cafeteria who heard Geng Haoshi's words was forced. Because, after all, it is a fact that his school's basketball team is at the bottom every year. They thought, it would be nice to not be at the bottom once, who would have the luxury of winning the championship or something.
"A new member of the varsity basketball team?" The senior looked Geng Haoshi up and down: "Junior, with your stature, the school basketball team also dares to accept it, it seems that our school is going to maintain the glory of the 'bottom king' in the basketball project." ”
"Then do you dare to bet with me, whoever loses the bet will strip naked and run around the school a hundred times!" Geng Haoshi stared at the senior viciously.
"......"9527: Sure enough, if the master goes crazy, he will dare to let out any fart!
That senior was also frightened by Geng Haoshi's momentum, and he didn't dare to answer.
"Well said!" A girl in a jean, jeans, and a cowboy hat walked from behind Geng Haoshi.
This girl, with a handsome face and a pair of big watery eyes, invisibly exudes a sense of pride.
She walked to Geng Haoshi's side, put her hand on Geng Haoshi's shoulder, winked at Geng Haoshi, and said, "It seems that our school basketball team finally has a domineering player." ”
"Come, let my sister tweet one." As she spoke, she kept her face closer to Geng Haoshi, and pursed her pink lips.
Call! What's going on? The beauty throws herself into her arms? Am I going to go to the top of my life?! Geng Haoshi thought as he pursed his mouth.
"Ahem! Xiaoling, have you had enough? Zhou Xiaoshan, the main point guard of the school basketball team, looked at the girl with a grim face.
Hearing Zhou Xiaoshan's words, the girl withdrew her pink lips and the hand on Geng Haoshi's shoulder, and walked towards Zhou Xiaoshan.
Hey? What the! Where's my beautiful kiss?! Geng Haoshi reluctantly watched the beauty in front of him being summoned by his teammates, and he wanted to kill.
The girl walked up to Zhou Xiaoshan, wrapped her arms around Zhou Xiaoshan's neck, and said coquettishly: "I just saw you look so cowardly...... Can't I tease my junior? ”
"Hehe, Sister Xiaoling, you are still so domineering and don't change your character." Sun Peng stood behind Zhou Xiaoshan and said with a hippie smile at the girl.
It turned out that this girl was the girlfriend of the only player on the school basketball team who had a girlfriend, and this player was Zhou Xiaoshan.
Her name is Lin Ling, she is from the same school as Yang Mimi, and she is a junior this year.
"Hey, it turns out that he already has a famous flower." Geng Haoshi looked at Lin Ling and Zhou Xiaoshan staring at each other discharged, and thought to himself: Sure enough, boys who can play basketball are more likely to recruit girls, as long as I learn basketball well, I will definitely attract many girls! No, it's the goddess!
Geng Haoshi didn't realize it at all, mainly because Zhou Xiaoshan was handsome, so he had a girlfriend of such a level.
Lin Ling held Zhou Xiaoshan's right hand with both hands, and her head was nestled on Zhou Xiaoshan's arm...... On this journey to eat, they have been practicing the guidelines and policies of dog abuse, and they have completely blinded a group of pathetic and lamentable.
Geng Haoshi sighed: "Like this goddess who can carry rocket artillery and charge into battle and kill the enemy bravely, and can be gentle and virtuous and considerate of the tiny bird and the human being, if you get this one, what more can the husband ask for." ”
After waiting for more than 20 minutes, the twelve members of the school basketball team finally got their meals.
They sat around the three empty tables, and Lin Ling naturally sat next to Zhou Xiaoshan.
"Little fat man, what's your name?" Lin Ling blinked her big beautiful eyes and looked at Geng Haoshi.
Geng Haoshi just sighed and thought: A friend's wife can't be bullied, since it is destined to be lost, why bother to entangle again. However, I am naturally beautiful and difficult to give up, and beautiful women always can't help but talk to me. What should I do?
Geng Haoshi thought about it like this, just kept shaking his head and didn't answer Lin Ling.
Lin Ling looked at Geng Haoshi shaking his head and thought: What's wrong with this fat man?
"Ugh! Sister is talking to you! Lin Ling's eldest sister's demeanor was shown again.
Geng Haoshi came back to his senses at this time. Just thinking that this goddess already belonged to someone else, Geng Haoshi lowered his head and ate, muttering: "Eldest sister, what's the matter?" ”
Eldest sister?! Lin Ling was furious when she heard this, and pressed Geng Haoshi's head into the bowl with a palm, "Call Sister Xiaoling!" ”
Geng Haoshi raised his head, the rice grain was sticky, and he said weakly: "Sister Xiaoling." After saying that, he didn't remove the rice grains on his face, and lowered his head to eat again.
Everyone looked at each other. Emperor Zhu looked at Lin Ling, his lips skimmed in the direction of Geng Haoshi, and then nodded at the door of his head with his index finger, indicating that Geng Haoshi had a problem with his brain.
Being prompted by Emperor Zhu like this, Lin Ling nodded suddenly and said to Geng Haoshi: "Look at your junior, although you are a little mentally deficient, you are indeed disabled and strong, and your courage is commendable. Look at you cowards again, you don't have any courage at all, and you don't dare to let go of a fart when you are ridiculed! ”
The eldest sister is the eldest sister, and she will say whatever she thinks, without taking into account the feelings of others. If this were an ordinary person, there was a good chance that it would be hated. However, who calls Lin Ling beautiful, in this era when appearance is the first productive force, beauty is king!
Geng Haoshi heard Lin Ling say that he was "intellectually defective" and "physically disabled", and coldly squirted out a mouth full of food.
"Junior brother, eat slowly, don't be in a hurry." Lin Ling took out a tissue and wiped the rice from the corner of his mouth for Geng Haoshi as he spoke. Obviously, Lin Ling has completely decided that Geng Haoshi is a low-IQ human who can't take care of himself but is disabled.
Geng Haoshi thought at this time: When the world sees my handsome and handsome face, it is inevitable that they will fall in love. It's just, Goddess Xiaoling, why are you so troubled, in front of your current boyfriend, you are so unscrupulous and openly molesting me, a little fresh meat, how can you make him embarrassed. Hey, is it really my fault that I'm handsome?
"......" Geng Haoshi 2.0: You big stupid fork!
"......" 9527: You big pervert!
"Brother, what's your name? Tell sister, sister will cover you in the future! Lin Ling said, patted her chest, and signaled that she was talking.
Geng Haoshi's eyes only noticed the shaking of Lin Ling's chest when he slapped his chest...... Yes! With such a goddess as a girlfriend, it should be the ultimate dream of otaku......