Petr Cech converted the penalty to give Chelsea a 1-0 lead in the sixth minute of the game. A fantastic start, almost everything is a sign that this game has lost its suspense,

As all Chelsea fans had come to expect, Chelsea started with a goal from Petr Cech and launched a wind-swept goalscoring performance!

At 10 minutes and 58 seconds into the game, Owen received a free-kick from Frank Lampard and scored with a rare header.

In the 14th minute, Joe Cole broke the ball in front, cut inside on the left side, and cleverly divided the ball to the Brazilian Kaka, who was ambushed outside the big penalty area. Kaka lived up to expectations with a beautiful curling ball that went around the head of the opposing defender and hung straight into the top right corner of the goal! A signature "card" shot, followed by a signature "card" celebration......

In the 20th minute, defender Cannavaro made a decisive steal and found Kaka again! This time Kaka had no intention of passing the ball again, a long-distance run of more than 40 meters, the speed of the rush shook off the three players, and the smart foot jishu shook off the two defenders, facing the attacking goalkeeper Taylor, calmly shot, and scored the second goal of the game!

4：0！ In just over 20 minutes of the opening game, the score has been rewritten to a one-sided 4:0! The cheers of the Chelsea fans present rose higher and higher, especially the female fans who came from afar, who were almost fainted with excitement when they saw Kaka's graceful posture and beautiful skills, and the shouts were even more hoarse.

Hearing this, Qiao Cannon was annoyed: "Long hair and short knowledge!" Big breasts and no brains! Don't you look at it, a man who is more handsome and stylish than Kaka is standing on the sidelines! ”

Gradually, Birmingham fans began to appreciate Chelsea's mercury-like attack, and the applause gradually overshadowed the boos, and after Kaka scored a brace, even like Chelsea fans, the applause resounded at St Andrews Stadium!

"King! The King is coming! The Chelsea commentators were hoarse and shouted excitedly: "The King! Chelsea's new king Kaka! After completing a hat-trick in the last game, this game only took 20 minutes to score two goals, and such a goal efficiency is enough to make the alien Ronaldo embarrassed! Of course, while we worship Kaka, we must not forget the helmsman of the Blue Lion Army, Mr. Qiao Wanxian! It was his insight that brought Kaka from AC Milan and brought a new soul to Chelsea! ”

Birmingham's head coach Bruce couldn't sit still, standing on the sidelines yelling and frantically reprimanding his players. Compared with Jowan Xian, who was chatting and laughing with Villas-Boas in the Chelsea coach's seat, Bruce looked so pitiful!

Although Boas was chatting and laughing with Qiao Wan, he kept watching Bruce's movements and the changes in the situation on the field, and whispered: "Wan Xian, Birmingham has changed the formation to 5-3-2, and the two fullbacks Doon and Cartel have been completely recovered, it seems that Bruce wants to defend completely." ”

"Stubborn?" The corners of Qiao Wanxian's mouth curled, revealing a look of disdain, he stood up and walked to the sidelines, beckoning to Makelele to come over: "Go tell Joe Cole and Duff that the position is leaning into the penalty area, forming the effect of responding to the shadow striker, and completely giving up the side to Bridges and Ramos!" In a word, give me a crazier attack! ”

Makelele, whose face was dark, looked unusually white, his eyes lit up, and he scratched his head and said, "Hehe, chief, it's good to leave this line of defense to Terry and Cannavaro, right?" Can I give the position a prerequisite? ”

Qiao Wanxian glared: "Nonsense, you are the back waist, the backbone of the whole team, how can you move?" But well...... I'll allow you to push forward as many times as you like to give the offense the most help! ”

"Xiexie Chief!" Showing a row of white, somewhat frightening teeth, Makelle returned to the field and began to arrange the tactical tasks assigned by Joe's cannon.

Sure enough, Birmingham, despite drastically compressing the distance between the three lines, could not stop Chelsea's stormy attack. Chelsea's midfield was in full swing under the guidance of Frank Lampard and Kaka.

In the 30th minute, the score was rewritten again, and the scorer was the Italian central defender Cannavaro, who was questioned before the game and caused countless ridicule in the English media!

Kaka took a corner kick, and in the scuffle in the penalty area, Cannavaro snatched the ball from the feet of Upson and volleyed with a striker-like outside instep, and the ball blasted into the goal like a cannonball, 5:0!

In particular, Cannavaro's celebration was particularly meaningful, he first shook and hugged Qiao Wanxian, and then tilted his head and patted his cheek and made a slap in the face. The meaning is obvious, aren't you questioning the employment of the leader and questioning my ability? Good! Then I'll slap you pseudo-experts in the face with a goal!

In the 38th minute, Joe Cole, who is known as the most haode at the feet of England, also scored, and the way of scoring was very simple, cutting inside and shooting, which was a bit of the taste of Real Madrid Ronaldo a few years later.

Bruce looked dejected, standing on the sidelines without any body movements, just shaking his head and sighing. And Birmingham fans have forgotten which side they belong to at this moment, and they can't extricate themselves from it, sinking into Chelsea's wave after wave, surging offensive torrent.

In the first half, the score was rewritten again, and listening to the high-pitched shouts of "Kaka" in the stadium of St Andrews, you knew that Kaka scored again! Hat-trick, after the hat-trick in the first game, the hat-trick was completed again in the second game of the league!

Kaka received a razor-like knock from Duff in the penalty area, and comfortably pushed the arch of his foot, and the goal came easily, and the celebration that followed became simpler, just a gentle high-five celebration with his teammates.

Defeat is like a mountain! Only half of the game passed, and the commentators on the scene even became a little weak.

The referee blew the whistle for the end of the first half, and Birmingham's manager Bruce let out a long sigh of relief like a deflated ball, looking even more depressed than the players on the field, from player to coach, in his decades of football, this was definitely his most painful defeat, although it was only half-time.

In stark contrast to Bruce, Jowan had a smile on his face, his eyes looking around the stands, and then ...... Here comes a flying kiss! Suddenly, the atmosphere of the scene reached its peak again, and countless female fans also shifted their attention from Kaka and Owen to Joe Cannon!

The commentator at the scene smiled very cooperatively: "Chelsea's head coach Mr. Qiao Wanxian is greeting our enthusiastic Birmingham fans, a flying kiss is a relationship, I believe that no matter what the score on the field, St. Andrews will definitely become the stadium that Mr. Qiao Wanxian remembers!" ”

No one knew the meaning of Qiao Wanxian's flying kiss, except for one person, the blonde beauty with black sunglasses who hid the blue stands - Cheryl.

"Could it be...... Can he really lead the team to a goal net of 10 or more? Cheryl had seen too many men's confessions, and it was only at this moment that she realized that her heart was beating so hard. Of course, not just because of a flying kiss, but also because of the promise of that night.

In the Chelsea dressing room, a crowd rose, and Kaka even came to a short samba to amuse Terry and Ramos, two good friends, to learn to jump.

It's just that Qiao Wanxian walked in with a gloomy face, and suddenly made the stars restrain their smiles, and looked at him in fear, staring at him with big eyes one by one, could it be that the score of 7:0 was not satisfied?

"10 goal difference!" Qiao Wanxian gritted his teeth, put on a straight face, and said in a deep voice: "Don't be too happy!" The game was only halfway through, and although seven goals were scored in the first half, the performance on the field was ...... At most, it's a passing grade, and I'll continue to attack in the second half! ”

Terry frowned and hesitated, "Boss, can you ask, how many goals are scored to be considered excellent?" ”

Qiao Wanxian winked at Terry and said secretly: "This captain is the captain, he knows my mind well!" He smiled: "I don't ask for much in the second half, score 3 more goals, and I'll give you a holiday tonight to go out to find a girl!" ”

“haha！ Xiexie Chief! "The passion of the players was stirred up immediately. The head coach has always forbidden players to go in and out of nightclubs to engage in messy private lives, but I didn't expect this Qiao Cannon to encourage this set, which aroused everyone's favor.

"Don't worry, boss! I felt like I was in good shape today and I will definitely score in the second half to prove that you made the right choice to bring me in! Owen patted his chest with one hand and clenched his fist with the other, and said firmly.

"Chief, but...... But what if I haven't been to a nightclub yet? "Little Shota Ramos looked a little embarrassed.

“haha！” Chelsea captain John Terry put his arm on Ramos' shoulder and quipped: "What are you afraid of, I'll take you!" Then I'll find you a good girl to break through! ”

"Cut, I had my first time when I was fourteen!" Ramos rolled his eyes, a little dismissive of Terry's teasing.

In the desperate anticipation of the players, the second half of the game began.

In the 51st minute, Owen received an assist from Frank Lampard to score; In the 63rd minute, Lampard shot from outside the penalty area, Taylor saved, Owen scored another goal, and another hat trick was born!

But England's golden boy is obviously not satisfied with this, if he is a positive Indian striker and Kaka's forward number of goals, it will be a little shabby, sure enough, in the 75th minute, Owen scored the fourth goal of the game, the big four!

This goal, the characteristics of Owen's "son of the wind" were vividly revealed, a long pass from the side of Duff, when everyone thought the ball was destined to cross the line, Owen rushed over, stopped the ball on his chest near the bottom line of the big penalty area, and then went to the small penalty area, several defenders have been thrown away a few meters away. Facing the goalkeeper, Owen shot from a tight angle, the ball went past Birmingham goalkeeper Taylor and hoisted into the far corner, and the England golden boy in the blue jersey became an indelible mark on St Andrews' stadium!

10：0！

No more, no less!

Qiao Wanxian on the sidelines gave another flying kiss to the stands...... on an unknown corner.

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