Chapter 165: Antonyms for pornography
After returning to Kyoto, Tang Feng helped to upgrade Wu Qianqian's staff, and the upgraded Ice Empress sighed with an additional frost armor skill, reducing physical damage by 30%, which can be said to be quite a superb skill, and it can be seen that the original outfit with a growth value of more than 95 has unlimited potential.
"What are your new skills?" Tang Feng asked after trading the enhanced Ice Empress with a sigh to Wu Qianqian.
"Secret~ When the time comes, I will use this trick as a secret weapon to defeat you!" Wu Qianqian shook her head and said.
"Don't make a fuss, this joke is too cold"
"Who was joking with you! Hum! When the time comes, you are ready to kneel under your sister's pomegranate skirt! Wu Qianqian turned around and left.
"Hey, where are you going," Tang Feng shouted.
"I won't tell you~" Wu Qianqian disappeared from Tang Feng's sight after shouting.
"The chick has a lot of game life now, huh...... I'm not too lazy to level up and do tasks before the game, let's go to the store for a while," Tang Feng thought after seeing Wu Qianqian leave.
"Brother Tianjiao! Brother Tianjiao! ”
Just as Tang Feng was walking on the way to the store, a female voice suddenly shouted.
Tang Feng turned his head and saw a female knight rushing towards him.
"Oh~ Little Stone, why are you here?" Tang Feng asked.
"I saw you from afar, so I chased after you, are you going to see Xiaole today!? Is it? Is it? Is it!? Xiao Shi said with bright eyes.
"I said you...... What is it not good to learn at a young age, can you understand the world of the base? Tang Feng shook his head and said.
"Of course I do! Two handsome guys, one attack and one take," Xiao Shi said with a serious face.
"Well, I'm not a handsome guy anymore, so I can't get a base, can you understand?"
"No," the little stone replied confidently.
"Then take your time to understand, what were you doing before you met me?" Tang Feng pulled away from the topic and asked.
"Shopping"
"Then you're going to compete in the tournament tomorrow, right?"
"Hmm. Participate, my brother has pinned his hopes on me, and wants me to get a good ranking."
"Then you'd better get out of the way when you meet me."
"Cut, I'm very strong!"
"Okay~Then I wish you the championship~" Tang Feng finished speaking and continued to walk towards his shop.
"Wait! Don't you really go to Wanbao Pavilion? Xiao Shi looked at Tang Feng with her watery eyes and asked.
I said...... Well, what do you think men will do for it? Tang Feng asked helplessly. If it weren't for my brother wanting to include you in the harem, oh no. Join the guild, I'm really too lazy to pay attention to you!
"Because I can't find a girlfriend," Xiao Shi replied instantly.
Nima! What a god logic this! If you can't find a girlfriend, you have to do it? How can you make tens of millions of slings embarrassed!
"What do you think you like to watch men do for a basis?" Tang Feng shook his head and asked.
"What does that man like to watch movies for?" Little Stone asked rhetorically.
I'll go! God's reaction, whether this girl is stupid or cute, my uncle is a little overwhelmed.
"This analogy is completely wrong, the antonym of a movie is Korean drama," Tang Feng corrected.
"Huh? What are you talking about?" asked the little stone strangely.
"Look, the is for men to look happy, and the heroines in it are all beautiful and have big breasts. What about Korean dramas. It's a pleasure for women to watch, and the male protagonists in it are all handsome and have long legs. And most women hate men watching movies, and most men hate women watching Korean dramas."
"That's right! The people who are engaged in the base are all handsome guys, double enjoyment, of course I like it," Xiao Shi said with a natural face.
Nima is also a divine logic...... Wrong...... How do I feel I understand something......
"Okay. It's up to you, anyway. Brother, I'm not a base, you just have to remember that."
"Then brother, can you do it for me?" Xiao Shi said pleadingly.
Heavenly mothers! Why can you say such frantic words with such a harmless expression! Little girl, you have a bright future! The future of the rotten girl depends on you to open up!
"Brother...... Really don't do it, Russia, I think it's better for you to watch more things full of positive energy in the future," Tang Feng patted Xiaoshi's shoulder and said.
"Don't~ Brother do it, do it!" Xiaoshi took Tang Feng's hand and said coquettishly.
Listening to this seductive shout, a group of passers-by instantly surrounded Tang Feng's side, and turned on the video mode by the way.
In desperation, Tang Feng could only shake his hand hard, and then used the dragon step to escape from the crowd.
! Now all the little Lori are shouting to see the Ji. My brother didn't watch his first A movie until he was 18 years old, okay!
encountered such an episode, Tang Feng suddenly didn't want to go to the store, so he decisively went offline and went to the gym after eating a little.
After a day of sweating, Tang Feng returned home to take a bath, and under the hot water, Tang Feng felt that the whole person had entered the best state.
"Brother tomorrow will definitely dominate the game!"
After taking a bath, Tang Feng set the alarm clock and entered a sweet dream.
Early the next morning, before the alarm clock went off, Tang Feng got up, stretched and walked into the toilet.
Brush your teeth, wash your face, and pull your feet. After all the preparations were completed, Tang Feng lay down in the game cabin.
"The Temple Tournament qualifiers are underway, do you want to participate?"
As soon as Tang Feng went online, a system prompt popped up, and Tang Feng chose yes without hesitation.
After choosing yes, Tang Feng was sent to a room, and there was a robot in the room besides him, as long as he hit it, the test was completed.
Tang Feng didn't bother to check the attributes of this robot, Tang Feng in his previous life easily solved it, let alone now.
Ten seconds later, Tang Feng stood on a pile of scrap copper and iron, waiting for the system to teleport him out of the city.
The qualifiers are as simple as that, beat the top 10,000 with the fastest robot speed to enter the second round of the competition, the preliminaries will end at 12 noon, and those who do not participate will be equivalent to abstention, this rule is angered by many student parties and working dogs. However, Tang Feng understands the meaning of the game company, the student party will study hard, and the working dog will make money steadily, and the competition for the top 10,000 is a matter for professional players, according to Tang Feng's idea, the system directly throws the top 10,000 in the combat power ranking into the second round, and this first round is completely to reflect the so-called spirit of participation......
Seeing that Wu Qianqian's ID was lit up, Tang Feng sent her a message: "Is it over?" ”
"It's over, it's not interesting at all, why is there no atmosphere at all in this game, the first round is so boring" Wu Qianqian yawned back.
"It's just an appetizer, the real excitement is in the second round, you be careful in the second round, I can't protect you, if you can't beat it, use Thunder Flash to detour, and wait for random teleportation" Although Tang Feng had already told Wu Qianqian about the rules of the game, he still planned to remind her again before the game.
"That's a coward!" Wu Qianqian was dissatisfied.
"Winning is the king, what are you afraid of, didn't I tell you earlier, remember to drink the potions I gave you"
"Zhilu Dao, Zhilu Dao~ You don't lose in the second round, just don't lose yourself"
"Well, Qianqian's level of telling jokes has improved a bit" (to be continued......)