Updated: 2013-08-25

Chapter 88: The so-called cute girl paper

"Full time is over!! It was a one-sided massacre. Juventus beat promoted Mapeskcara 6-1 away at the club, with the Dolphins completely scoreless in the first half and the early stages of the second half. When Juventus contracted their defense and did not strengthen their attack, Pescara failed to seize the opportunity, but only scored a face-saving goal from a long-range shot by Abruscato in the first minute of stoppage time at full-time, otherwise it would have been beaten 6-0. ”

"Juventus has fully demonstrated the technical and tactical level of the championship, and the sharp attack has been a leaky defense, leaving the opponent helpless. Could it be true that Conte said before that Juventus will defend the title this season? ”

"In this game, Juventus' bench teamed up well and performed well. Giovinco scored twice, Pogba scored a goal and an assist, Lee was not willing to be lonely with a brace and an assist, Isla also scored his first goal of the season, and Padoin, who was released from the suspension, did not score but completed the assist brace. ”

'Of course, their defenders were fantastic as well. In the middle and late stages of the first half and at the beginning of the second half, in the face of Pescara's tidal attacks, there was no panic and mistakes at all, and Pescara returned in vain every time. Cáceres, Peruso, De Celli and the quick-paced youngster Isla excelled in their performances, while Pogba and Marrone, who defended in midfield, were not forgotten. Their combined defence gave backup goalkeeper Storari no chance at all. I guess Storari himself must have fallen asleep bored in front of goal, right? Haha"

In the end, Juventus won the promoted Mapeska with a score of 6-1 away, leaving the sad and lonely eyes of the home fans.

At the post-match press conference, Conte gave an explanation for the reporter's suspected match-fixing in the first half: "Match-fixing??? Hell, I just asked my players to slow down and take their time with the advantage of the scoreline. After all, we've just played a Champions League game and it's only been a short time since the start of the season, so we can't afford to tire the players too much in the third tier. We all know that fatigue increases the risk of injury, and we didn't violate fair play standards. It's rare that you have to make us play 10-0 before you say it's a normal game? ”

Conte's words embarrassed Pescara's coach Butch on the side.

When asked what Li Zihan said after assisting Giovinco in the first half, he knocked on the post.

Conte said: "Oh, I saw it too. But unfortunately, I don't know what Lee and Sebastian said, maybe Lee is asking Sebastian for a treat. ”

"For example," and then he learned Li Zihan's Sichuanese Italian and said, "Hey, Sebastian, I helped you score a goal, do you have to treat me to the best ice cream and pasta in Italy?" ”

So the reporters at the press conference were amused.

Obviously, Uncle Conte still knows his proud disciple very well: "You know, Li Ke likes to eat ice cream very much. This made our coaching staff and cafeteria aunts very head-scratching, because professional players eat too much of this kind of stuff, which is not good for their health. ”

The reporters laughed even more.

They suddenly discovered that after leading Juventus to the title last season, Conte has not only become more tactically sophisticated, but also more comfortable dealing with journalists. It seems that a young coach is making his way to the top managerial peak.

Although Li Zihan has always been called Uncle Conte, in the line of head coach, Conte is still a young man like a young coach. Conte can only take the honour at the moment, with only one Juventus winning the Serie A title last season, and the lower league titles obviously don't count.

Li Zihan didn't know that Conte was making fun of him in the press conference hall, he was taking a shower and changing clothes in the locker room at this time, chatting and bragging with his teammates by the way.

Li Zihan, who suddenly remembered something, said to Giovinko: "Hey, by the way, Sebastian." I help you score goals, do you have to treat me to the best haode pasta and ice cream in Italy? ”

Giovinko: ""

Pescara is not far from Turin, and after the game, the Juventus players got on the team bus and returned to Turin overnight.

The players who played a game were relatively tired, the lights in the car were dim, and many of the players directly took blankets to cover their bodies and take a nap for a while, Li Zihan was one of them.

As the car drove down the highway, Conte said to Carrera, the assistant coach sitting next to her: "Massimo, believe me or not, the sleeping kid here will be in high spirits and can't sleep immediately?" ”

Carrera, who has always spoken very little except for the players in training, gave him a blank look and said like a fool: "Either tell them to train more intensely tomorrow or take a day off tomorrow, it will keep them awake." Of course, if you want to have a massive injury in your team, you can practice more. ”

Conte was speechless, he deserved to be a good friend, and the other party knew everything he thought

Just as Conte turned his head and was about to get up, he suddenly saw a face in front of him. He was so startled that he almost jumped into Carrera's arms

When he saw it clearly, Conte said angrily: "Lee, what are you doing?" ”

Li Zihan rubbed his sleepy eyes, and replied, "I just heard someone say that there is a holiday tomorrow?" ”

Conte and Carrera were embarrassed by several seats, and they were so quiet that they could be heard by the "asleep" guy

Conte cleared his throat and said, "Yes, I was planning to give you a day off. After all, everyone has been tired lately, and this away win should also be rewarded. ”

Li Zihan was completely sober at once, and he was excited to share the news with everyone, but he was also startled when he turned his head and saw several faces in front of him

The worst thing is that Pogba's face is in the dim light, and you can only see clearly a pair of blinking eyes and a row of white teeth with a split mouth and a smirk, sure enough, black people are not suitable for haunting at night!

Li Zihan really wanted to teach them a sentence in Chinese: people are scary, they will scare people to death!

Pogba ignored Li Zihan, who was taken aback, he pushed Li Zihan, who was in the way in front of him, away, and then asked Conte with a smile of anticipation: "Boss, is it really a holiday tomorrow?" ”

Uncle Conte was already scared silly, didn't these guys sleep like dead pigs? Why did they all sneak over all at once?

He nodded subconsciously.

He yelled hooray, then picked up the microphone of the stereo in the car and shouted: "Brothers, great news!!" The boss said that we would have a day off tomorrow!! ”

He was answered by twenty-two raised middle fingers

Vidal grabbed the microphone and said to him, "Cut, we already knew." ”

Then he turned on the music and began to sing into the microphone, twisting his ass coquettishly while singing

Li Zihan's face was full of black lines, and he rubbed his buttocks, which had just been pushed by Pogba and accidentally sat on the tactical board and was put aside.

Ah, in front of the fans and the media, he is very gentlemanly, very rich, and handsome, and the star of a wealthy family also has such a dick side. As soon as the head coach announced the holiday, he was more like a child waiting for the New Year.

Uncle Conte couldn't take it anymore, he stood up and snatched Vidal's microphone from behind him, then kicked him in the ass.

Vidal took advantage of the situation and threw himself into the back of the hallway in the car, and then hugged Pogba.

The black boy pushed him in disgust: "Hell, I'm not interested in men." ”

Juventus' living treasures laughed even more.

Conte took the microphone and tried it out, then announced to the players in the "Dancing Demons" car: "As you know, tomorrow you have a day off." ”

Then he stopped the team members who wanted to cheer and said, "But, I'm going to say ugly things ahead." If I find out when I come back the day after tomorrow who is not concentrating in training, or who is injured before I get back to the team. Then congratulations to him, he will enjoy tripling the amount of training in the future. ”

After Uncle Conte finished speaking, Li Zihan could almost clearly see the cold sweat flowing from the foreheads of several teammates

This made Li Zihan sigh in his heart: worthy of being a lewd uncle, a "but" shocked a group of monkeys in Huaguo Mountain

When Li Zihan returned to the dormitory and lay on his kennel-like bed, the alarm clock on the bedside indicated that it was already midnight in Turin, Italy.

suddenly remembered that it should be the morning of the 11th in China, so he got up and turned on the computer and waited on Weibo, and sent a Weibo to the fans who followed him in China:

Heard that it's a holiday today? This mother will give everyone a cute girl paper to ensure that the eyes are big, the buttocks are upturned, the teeth are white and neat, and the smile is sweet. I wish you all a happy Singles' Day with this photo of a cute girl paper and strip off as soon as possible.

Then he attached a picture of a black guy staring wide-eyed, smiling charmingly self-charming, and showing two rows of teeth with a bit buckteeth, his upper body bare, holding up his phone to a selfie in the large mirror in the bathroom. That's right, he's – Pogba!

Li Zihan, who posted on Weibo, fell asleep because he had told Susan that he was going to an away game today and came back late. So today's language class was temporarily canceled, which also made Li Zihan toss and turn in bed because Mu You saw a beautiful woman before going to bed!

Li Zihan, who was asleep, didn't know that the Weibo he posted soon had the first comment

[I have to help my colleagues on duty at night, sad urging, Xiao Qi has been on duty for three nights in the last six days. Last night's ball game was a bit much, who watched it? The Reds defeated Villa, who had been forced to start the season, the veteran aristocratic Newcastle drew the Hammers, and A-Mi was sadly urged to be 2-1 by the promoted horse and burst the chrysanthemum. Weibo saw God replied: Poli's goal shows that he has not yet integrated into the team, let Alai adjust and train to ensure that he will not play football Nima, when he was typing very happily, suddenly lightning and thunder, and then the downpour scared Si Lao Tzu and I am not in the black A rice!! 】

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The latest chapter of the high-speed debut green knight,This chapter is the eighty-eighth chapter of the so-called cute girl paper address for you, if you think this chapter is not bad, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends in the QQ group and Weibo!