Chapter 121: Xiang's Story
After receiving the Holy Healing Technique, Tang Feng walked to the kitchen and was looking at the two boxes of instant noodles hesitating.
"Well, according to astrology, it's more appropriate to eat bucket one today" In the end, Tang Feng made a decision.
"The big windmill squeaks and turns"
"The scenery here is so beautiful~"
Just as he stretched out his hand to the braised beef-flavored bucket of instant noodles, the mobile phone rang happily, Tang Feng grabbed the phone and saw that it was Wu Qianqian who called, and then coughed slightly and picked it up.
"What are you doing," Tang Feng said in a tone that I was very upset now, please don't bother me.
"Ouch~ Xiao Fengfeng is still angry~ The old man is so stingy," Wu Qianqian said with a smile.
"I'm not angry, if it's okay, I'll eat," Tang Feng said in a continued tone as before.
"It's strange that you can eat, and you're going to eat your nutritious cottage instant noodles, my mother told you to come over for dinner, hurry up," Wu Qianqian said.
"Don't go...... Yes!? What the!? Your mom called me? Are you kidding me," Tang Feng couldn't control his previous tone after hearing Wu Qianqian's words.
"Hehe~How good it is to talk like this~" Wu Qianqian smiled.
"Cut, lie to me again, count you as powerful~ What the hell is going on, I'm going to accept the edification of art after eating" Tang Feng said a little unhappily, he didn't expect to be ruined so quickly.
"Who lied to you, it's really my mother looking for you to eat, otherwise I wouldn't have called you, how sad you are for a night, ahah" Wu Qianqian said with a smile.
"Huh? For Mao? Tang Feng was really stunned now.
"Didn't you help Wu Long's kid solve the matter two days ago, and after the last time, Wu Long seemed to be enlightened, and he was not naughty, he actually studied seriously at home, my mother said that it was all your credit, so let me call you over for a meal" Wu Qianqian said seriously.
How can you be enlightened...... It's just that my brother said at the beginning, as long as you don't do anything again. If you get a good score in the final exam, you can just get him the best in the temple.
"What's so embarrassing about that...... It's just a small thing, so you don't need to eat...... I've just cooked this meal," Tang Feng said painfully.
"Listen to your nonsense, hurry up and come here, my parents are waiting," Wu Qianqian said after exposing Tang Feng.
"Huh!? Your dad is too!? Tang Feng was shocked.
"Yes~ What's strange about my dad at home, I won't tell you. I'm going to give my mother a hand, you hurry up, otherwise~ You understand" Wu Qianqian hung up the phone after speaking.
"Are you like your mother? (Are you kidding me?) Tang Feng couldn't help but spray when he heard the busy tone on the phone.
To say that the history of Tang Feng going to Wu Qianqian's house has to be traced back to high school, at that time, Tang Feng went to Wu Qianqian's house to help him repair the computer, of course, only repairing the computer, never overnight! She has excellent skills and has been professionally helping her sister repair computers for 30 years. Anyway, under the pretext of repairing the computer, I went to my sister's house, and there should be quite a lot of Chinese paper.
Later, I also went to Wu Qianqian's house a few times, such as Wu Qianqian was sick and helped him send notes, and reviewed together. Help her celebrate her birthday or something.
Every time Tang Feng was most impressed by Wu Qianqian's father's eyes, that was called a sharp! Every time Tang Feng and Wu Qianqian were within 15 centimeters, his father's eyes would sweep over. And it's hard for you not to pay attention, every time his father's eyes swept over, he either shook the newspaper in his hand or coughed twice, leaving an indelible shadow on Tang Feng's young heart.
But if you want to say that the biggest reason why Tang Feng has never been to Wu Qianqian's house again, it is a long, long story......
At that time, Tang Feng was a sophomore in high school. The math test collapsed, so she was caught by Wu Qianqian and taken to her house for tutoring. It happened that it was Wu Qianqian's father's birthday, and there were big fish and meat at night, Tang Feng suddenly felt uncomfortable after eating, but basically everyone has such an experience, and it is more embarrassing than anything else at a friend's house, although I don't know what embarrassment is for Lu. But it's so embarrassing that I can't extricate myself! Tang Feng also planned to endure it and then go back and pull it again, but unfortunately, the intention was not only sudden, but also turbulent! Tang Feng couldn't stop him, so he could only run into the toilet in embarrassment. I just hope that I can solve it quickly, and then pretend to be a trumpet and withdraw.
It's a pity that Tang Feng guessed the beginning, but he didn't guess the end, he did achieve a quick decision, from sitting on the toilet to forcing Xiang out of his body in only 20 seconds.
But just when Tang Feng sighed and pressed the pump switch, and then washed his hands and was about to go out, he found that the piece of Xiang he forced out was still floating in the toilet.
At that time, Tang Feng's whole person was pale, and when he was embarrassed, he encountered even more embarrassing things! I can't go down! And it's when someone else's house pulls Xiang and can't rush down! Is there anything more embarrassing in this world?
After calming down for three seconds, Tang Feng looked around for a toilet stopper, but he couldn't find it no matter how he looked for it, which made Tang Feng almost lose his mind, there was no toilet plug in the toilet of a normal family for Mao! This is so unscientific!
Tang Feng, who was scratching his ears and cheeks, could only flush the toilet again without believing in evil, but unfortunately, it still didn't work, Xiang was still there, not thick or short.
This is for Mao! Tang Feng is almost going to go berserk! And just when he was on the verge of collapse, Wu Qianqian's mother was suddenly heard shouting outside the door: "Qianqian, where is Xiaofeng?" Why haven't I seen anyone else?"
"It seems to go to the toilet," Wu Qianqian replied casually.
This conversation was like a talisman for Tang Feng, which made him start to become hysterical, and he knew that he only had the last chance to press the pumping switch, and if he failed again, it would inevitably attract the attention of Wu Qianqian's family, and there was nothing more terrifying than this!
Time seemed to stop, in the toilet, Tang Feng's eyes were only left with the tuo Xiang, but in the absence of any tools to use next to him, Tang Feng really didn't know how to deal with the situation in front of him, so he could only draw a cross and said: "Brother toilet, brother kneels for you, you can accept this tuoxiang, if you accept it, I will definitely buy you the best toilet cleaner for you next time, Amen!" After Tang Feng finished speaking, he clasped his hands together, silently recited a few times that he must go down, and then pressed the pumping switch with difficulty.
With a pumping sound, Sho began to spin in the whirlpool.
"Go down! Go down! Go down! Tang Feng's eyes were red, as if a gambler was using the money from the sale of his house to gamble on the last handful.
Maybe it was Tang Feng's prayer that worked, Xiang really disappeared into the toilet, seeing this scene Tang Feng's mood was like a prisoner who was about to be shot suddenly heard the person behind him running over and shouting: "Leave people under the gun, make a mistake" General relief.
It's a pity that the story didn't end, and 2 seconds later, the tuo Xiang floated back into the toilet again.
“OHNO! ~This is not true! Tang Feng covered his face with both hands and shook his head wildly and said.
"Hey, Tang Feng, have you done it, my mother told you to eat cake" At this time, Wu Qianqian suddenly came over and kicked the door and shouted.
At this time, Tang Feng was sitting on the toilet, and the whole person had turned gray and white.
Later, Tang Feng didn't remember how he got out of the toilet or how he got home, but he only remembered that Wu Qianqian's father had just finished blowing the birthday cake and went downstairs to borrow a toilet plug and poke the toilet for half an hour...... After that, Tang Feng never went to Wu Qianqian's house again......
It seems to be a common thing for Mao Wu Qianqian to ask me to go to her house for dinner, my brother has never been to your house in his life, okay! Don't you think it's very disagreeable! With such a black history, how do you let me face your family!
But Wu Qianqian said that her mother invited him, and he was really embarrassed not to go, unlike Wu Qianqian's father, Wu Qianqian's mother has liked Tang Feng since she was a child, and even talked to him about her heart or something, when she was in high school, the mother of a female classmate came to talk to you, and a few people had this kind of treatment!
"Forget it...... Death is death......" Tang Feng said and walked back to the room and took out the wardrobe, once when he helped Wu Qianqian run errands, Wu Qianqian gave him a casual suit to put on, and after taking care of his hair, Tang Feng went out, bought some gifts and fruits on the way, and took a taxi to the downstairs of Wu Qianqian's house.
Looking at the 36-storey residential building in front of him, Tang Feng had mixed feelings in his heart, and after hesitating for a long time, Tang Feng gritted his teeth and stomped his feet.
"Forget it, I still don't go up, let's just say that I suddenly have a stomachache" Tang Feng said and turned around to leave.
"Hey~ I'm here, and you're planning to go back?" Wu Qianqian's voice sounded behind Tang Feng. (To be continued......)