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Li Yan carried the two girls on his shoulders, flew back to the front yard with superhuman speed, put the two of them into the chair at the same time, and said, "Hey, is it enough to petrify?" It's time to wake up. ”

The empress continued to remain in a dazed state, the picture she saw just now had too much impact on her, as a yellow flower girl-level royal sister who had not yet married, she was really a little unable to accept this kind of thing, and her resistance was extremely poor. If she is allowed to watch it for dozens of blinks, I don't know if it will cause her whole body to run around and go crazy.

And the nerd girl is a girl after all, more than ten years younger than the empress, and the gap between her teens makes her ability to accept new things a little stronger, and her thoughts should be a little more relaxed. She woke up from her sluggish state early, wiped a handful of sweat and said, "Oh my God...... What did you just see? ”

Li Yan said seriously: "You didn't see anything just now, remember?" Didn't see anything! ”

"No, I just saw something very exciting." The nerdy girl sweated profusely and said, "My father and my mother ......"

Li Yan said: "That's all an illusion!" ”

Nerd Girl: "......"

Li Yan said: "Hallucination! ”

Nerd Girl: "......"

Li Yan said: "Follow me again...... Hallucination! ”

The nerdy girl nodded and said honestly: "Hallucinations, all hallucinations." ”

Li Yan thought to himself: This is finally fooled.

The nerdy girl paused for a while before she said, "Wow, what a realistic illusion...... Then again. What were my father and my mother doing in a hallucination? ”

Li Yan Khan.

The nerdy girl Haha smiled and said, "Brother Fairy." Don't fool me. I know you're doing it for my own good, and you don't want me to see anything too exciting, but I've read a lot of books, such as "The Golden Vase of Plums", and I can see at a glance what my father and mother are doing just now......"

Li Yan "poofed" a mouthful of old blood and almost vomited out, Nima, you are also from the Song Dynasty, how can you have seen the "Golden Vase Plum" created in the Ming Dynasty? Oh. By the way, this plane is a cheat, time and space are chaotic, and it is not surprising that a nerdy girl has seen "Golden Vase Plum". Thinking about it further, Li Yan has been using all kinds of white lies to coax those innocent girls to avoid them being polluted, but this trick will not work here for nerdy girls, since she has seen "Golden Vase Plum", she already knows a lot about those things between men and women. How difficult is it to fool her? As the saying goes. The more knowledge, the more reactionary it becomes, and the nerdy girl is a typical example.

The nerdy girl shook her head and said: "Zi said, chromophobia, this kind of thing has even been said by Zi, what can't we say?" ”

Li Yan smiled bitterly: "The son is often messy, and you don't have to believe it." ”

The nerdy girl nodded and said: "This is reasonable, although the child said a lot of things, but only for the things in the room, the words are very brief, I haven't said in much detail, or "The Golden Bottle Plum" is well written, in great detail, the color appetite is also in-depth, comprehensive, detailed description, in the next thought, everyone must read the "Golden Bottle Plum" in depth and detail, in order to understand the deep meaning of "Zi said the color of the food also"...... It can be seen that "The Golden Vase of Plums" can be interpreted as a commentary on "Zi Yue". ”

"Poof......" Li Yan vomited blood.

The nerdy girl smiled mysteriously and said, "I found ...... My father's gameplay is much more high-end than "Golden Plum Vase", and he actually played from the bed to the bottom of the bed, the furniture was smashed, the clothes were torn to pieces, and even the panda eyes were played, tsk...... It seems that the process of my birth must have been very exciting. ”

"Puff...... Li Yan's blood vomited.

The nerdy girl Zuihou sighed: "It's a pity that I only saw it once, and I couldn't get a glimpse of the whole process...... In reality, after all, it is much more real and appropriate than what it seems in the books, and if I can sneak a look at the whole process outside the window, I will definitely be able to understand more deeply what is said in "The Golden Vase Plum", and thus my understanding of Zi Yue will also be on a higher ......level."

Li Yan took a stick hammer used to knock the wooden fish on the incense case next to him, and thought: If I hit the nerdy girl's head hard with this thing, I don't know if I can make him forget what he just saw......

The nerdy girl continued, "Why don't you go peek again tonight......"

The wooden fish stick hammer in Li Yan's hand "snapped" on the nerd girl's sleeping hole, and she didn't snort, so she lay on the table and fell asleep.

Li Yan wiped a handful of sweat at this time: I cheated a father, and if I listen to this thing say a few more words, I will go crazy.

Just finished cleaning up the nerdy girl, suddenly heard a violent cough next to her, it turned out to be a petrified state of the empress finally woke up, she touched her chest with her hands, her face was pale, and she said with difficulty: "I...... Oh my god, what did I just see? ”

Li Yan sweated profusely, and hurriedly used the trick he had just used to fool the nerdy girl, and said to her: "Hallucination, all you saw just now is an illusion." ”

"Really? Is it a hallucination? The empress patted her chest, obviously relieved, but then her face turned pale again: "Hallucinations and dreams should be similar, right?" If you want to say, you think about it every day and dream about it at night, since I saw that hallucination just now, does it mean that you usually have a lustful heart? Oh, my God...... I...... I'm so shameless, please bring me the wooden fish hammer in your hand, I'm going to hit myself on the head a thousand times with this thing, and knock out all the distractions in my head. ”

Li Yan looked at the wooden fish hammer in his hand, and then looked at her beautiful forehead, and thought: This thing knocks on the head a thousand times, you will become a fool if you don't die, so don't knock it, no, you have to persuade her.

Li Yan has limited emotional intelligence, and he is not very good at persuading, so in a hurry, he hurriedly said: "Zi said, color appetite is also, Zi has said this, it proves that there are some things in this aspect in human nature, you are not ashamed to see such an illusion, cough, there is no shame at all...... If you don't have to be vigilant, you don't have to knock on your head. ”

The empress said: "What does chromophobia mean? It's inexplicable, God knows what the son is talking about. ”

Li Yan was just messed up by the nerdy girl, and his head was stuck for a while, so he replied casually: "There is a book called "Golden Bottle Plum", which profoundly expounds the meaning of "Zi said that it eats color", and you can ...... it when you are free" Only then did he find out that it was wrong, so he quickly stopped, and sweated and said: "What I just said doesn't count, don't write it down." ”

The empress's face was still pale, and she obviously hadn't eased up,

In order to divert her attention, Li Yan hurriedly said, "Speaking of the emperor's sister, what is the matter with you coming to find Prince Duan?" ”

The empress was in good spirits, and her attention was really turned away, she said seriously: "Speaking of which, this is really an important matter, today I received a letter, which was given to me by Wang Chongyang, the head of the Quanzhen Sect, she said that she wanted to teach me a kung fu, called innate skill, saying that it was very beneficial to learn this thing, but the condition was that I also passed on the Yiyang finger to her for exchange......

When Li Yan heard this, he immediately understood, it turned out that the relationship between the five absolute beings of this plane had just developed here...... In "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", Wang Chongyang knew that he was about to die, and he was afraid that no one would be able to control Ouyang Feng after his death, so he passed on his most powerful internal strength "innate skill" to Nandi Duan Zhixing.

Of course, the later result of this incident was not very good, Wang Chongyang brought his younger brother Zhou Botong to see the Southern Emperor, but Zhou Botong abducted the concubine of the Southern Emperor, Aunt Ying, and gave birth to a child with Aunt Ying, resulting in a lot of grievances and hatreds......

In this plane, Aunt Ying has already gone to the Black Wood Cliff, is studying the five elements hard, and was studying mathematics with Li Yan a few months ago, but Dali has just developed to Wang Chongyang's teaching, and Zhou Botong has not been to Dali at all, right? Oh, by the way, Nandi has become a woman, the whole incident should be different, I don't know how this plane is going wrong.

Li Yan is quite open-minded, if you don't understand it, forget it, if you don't understand it, just don't understand it.

He said to the empress: "It's a good thing to exchange kung fu." ”

The empress said: "I also know that this is a good thing, so I plan to go to the Quanzhen Sect first and talk to Wang Chongyang in detail...... But I am the king of a country, I can't leave the country and leave, I must arrange the state affairs properly before leaving, so I came here to say hello to Brother Zhengchun, and after I leave, I want to trouble him to deal with state affairs with Brother Zhengming. ”

Li Yan finally figured it out now. It seems that in this plane, the Duan family has three brothers and sisters, the eldest is Duan Zhengming, the second is Duan Zhengchun, and the empress Duan Zhixing is the third sister, but I don't understand why the emperor is the third sister, which is really strange. Forget it, the plane is too outrageous, don't use logic to analyze it.

At this time, the two husbands and wives finally came out, and the two of them were already dressed, neatly dressed, and looked like dogs. It's so far away from the one I saw in the backyard just now that people can't help but wonder if what they just saw is real.

Seeing the appearance of the two of them, the empress breathed a sigh of relief and said: "What I saw just now is really an illusion, what serious people my brother and aunt are in Zhengchun, how could they become like that?" ”

Li Yan smiled dryly: "That's right! ”

Duan Zhengchun and Dao Baifeng couldn't help but show embarrassment on their faces when they saw Li Yan and the others, but the two of them immediately put away the embarrassment, walked up as if nothing had happened just now, and saluted the empress: "The imperial sister is here, my two husbands and wives have not been able to come out to greet them, it is a violation of etiquette, please don't be guilty." ”

The empress smiled: "My Duan family doesn't pay attention to these things, sit down...... I'm coming to you this time, it's about ......" She told Duan Zhengchun about Wang Chongyang again, and Zuihou said: "You help Brother Zhengming more, you must manage the country well." (To be continued......)

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