Chapter 1 The Great Salted Fish

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Hello everyone, I am Xiao Xi, a man who is only half a step away from being chic. When I was a child, the fortune teller said that I was short of water in the five elements, and I had to bring the word water to my name, or it means water. For example, Xiao Miaoshui, most of them are full of water, which is simply a big water monster. Another example is Xiao Xuanbei, Xuanwu is a divine beast in the water, and the north belongs to the water in the five elements, which belongs to the territory of the Zhenwu Demon Emperor, specializing in all kinds of demons and monsters, strange spirits, and it is also quite suitable.

It's a pity that the old man of Xiao Xi's family is a staunch revolutionary fighter, and what he says about cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, demons, and monsters are all feudal superstitions. Therefore, the originally agreed boy was called Xiao Shi, which means that he will live a chic and relaxed life in this life, and he will no longer suffer from poverty and be tired. But according to Xiao Xi's research, the old man never showed an angry appearance, and the family didn't care much when they went to worship the Buddha and ask for a signature. And the family has never broken fruit since childhood, and when the family situation is better, it is to invite the divine beast Xuanwu Zhenyuan, and buy a waterbed for Xiao Xi, and the display screen was replaced with LCD early, so the deeds at that time were very suspicious! According to the grapevine, Xiao Xi's family was poor when he was a child, and the old man at that time broke every penny into two petals, for fear that the fortune teller would ask for money, so in order to show that he didn't believe it, he changed Xiao Xi's name.

Having said so much, it proves that Xiaoxi's five elements lack water, so it is not a big water monster anyway. The important thing is said three times, Xiao Xi is not a big water monster, definitely not a big water monster, and quite certainly not a big water monster. So please don't worry about the boring problem of water word count in the future, and guarantee it with Xiao Xi's life!

Back to business, it was a clear sky, and I still remember the beautiful sunset. Although he has been salted for five years after graduation, he is in the kind of life that makes a living, but Xiao Xi, who has no girlfriend, still saves enough money for a down payment on a house! That night, after he bought a new house, he was ready to live as a house slave. I got the news by chance, the nest that he had lived in for three years was going to be demolished, Xiao Xi suddenly had a parting feeling in his chest, three years ago, it was the day he moved out of the company after being promoted and raised, and it was also the day when a novel he was chasing suddenly entered the palace, and it was also the day when the card combat power he had played for five years finally caught up with the first, and it was also the day when the game developer evacuated the card game.

It was really a difficult time, Xiao Xi, who was interrupted by the bad news of his favorite novel and the pain and torture of playing the game for five years, felt that his whole life had lost color and was dyed gray. Although the author of that novel has the title of Ouchi Governor, Xiao Xi thinks what if his conscience suddenly finds out? Although that card game hasn't been updated for a year, the developers are suddenly going crazy? Why not leave yourself a little surprise in life! Doesn't Murphy's Law say that if this is possible, it will happen, no matter how unlikely it is? Could it be that I, Xiao Xi, misunderstood?

After waking up from his memories and being dominated by a feeling, Xiao Xi silently drove to the Zijin community. Xiao Xi, who was stopped outside the police line, looked at the building that had accompanied him for three years with warm eyes, and began to share with the guards the bits and pieces of his life in the past three years. Half an hour later, the unbearable guards called their manager. It's a pity that their manager was weak in combat, and after ten minutes he compromised, saying: You can be here, but you can't enter the alert range for safety reasons.

Sample, no one can get rid of me Xiao Xi yet. As a big water monster that has reached level 18 in multiple post bars, I'm really not afraid of anyone in terms of irrigation. You also want to pour water on me, just the safety knowledge you memorized, you can crush it when I start the water sticker in the first year.

Stood there and chatted with the blasting experts who had come with their project manager. As a professional blasting team, we are quite confident in our blasting level, which means that our blasting team has never had a safety accident in the blasting operation for ten years, and can do millisecond blasting, as long as you do not enter the scope of the operation, not a single hair can hurt you. And then there was a bunch of words. Looking at the calm performance of the other people next to him, you can know that this statement is quite credible.

Xiao Xi, who retired from the bar fine mode, learned about the high level of these operators, and waited to say goodbye to the former nest. As a big salted fish, he has always felt that if people want to live for a long time, they should not meddle in things, think less, and make reasonable concessions when encountering disputes. As a civilized person, after reading books for so many years, isn't it just to be able to speak calmly when you meet stupid people. Only those muscular maniacs can make you talk to you calmly. Xiao Xi was in a mood that suddenly fell into irritability today, so he entered the bar essence mode. Life doesn't need so many poems and distances, grasp the reluctance in front of you, and make salted fish with peace of mind.

With a rumbling bang, a row of buildings fell one by one, quite spectacularly. Xiao Xi, who was admiring the wonders in front of him, heard an exclamation in his ears. It turned out that I don't know why there was a section of explosion that was far more powerful than the original power, and a piece of rubble flew towards Xiao Xi's side, and it was about to fall on Xiao Xi's head. Xiao Xi witnessed all this happening, but his body had no time to react and was powerless to change all this. The corner of his eyes saw the panicked expression on the face of the demolition expert with a fairly high level of professionalism and a fairly beautiful resume, hehe, how can I walk by the river without getting my shoes wet, and I will eventually meet a ghost after walking more at night. Security isn't about how many times you've dealt with it, it's about dealing with it every time. I'm afraid this expert is going to become a brick!

Before falling into a coma, Xiao Xi suddenly felt that his feelings were not always as beautiful as poetry, and he might be fatal. What made Xiao Xi feel sorry the most was his new leader. In order to get off work early, Xiao Xi's reason for taking leave is: she who has been with me for three years is leaving this world today, and I want to see her for the last time. Hehe, I once lived in a house with a single dog for three years, and there is nothing wrong with calling her so. I can paddle happily again. And Xiao Xi will never forget his leader's comforting eyes, which are full of surprise, relief, and sympathy. After a long time, it was gathered into a sentence: "No wonder you have been a little absent-minded recently, I still suspect that you are paddling, it turns out that this is the case, and you should say it early when you encounter such a thing in the future, the company is still very humane, and you should also know it as an old employee." I can give you more time to spend with her. Also, the festival mourns and changes". Xiao Xi's conscience ached at that time, and he said that there was no need, I could adjust it. Sure enough, Xiao Xi was still very far-sighted at the beginning, and it is very likely that he will never use it in the future......

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