The third ninety-nine cute, super big misunderstanding

(3rd Update)――

Li Yan is chasing a big white fish, people's swimming speed is definitely not able to catch up with the fish, he is actually chasing and playing, when he really wants to catch a fish, he has to use palm power, or sharpen the branch to make a harpoon, he saw the fish's tail in front of a shake, turned in another direction, also turned his head to chase, and suddenly saw a graceful woman swimming in front of him. The hair fluttering in the water covered the woman's face, and her face could not be seen clearly, but her slender figure could be seen, and the appearance of swimming in the water was very charming.

Li Yan was taken aback: Wow, what's the situation? Could it be a mountain spirit or a ghost? This early in the morning, a female ghost jumped out and swam in the water, is this novel going to become a chat?

This is to blame for the woman's long hair, which is terrifying when it is raised in the water, and it is natural for Li Yan to be taken aback.

I saw the female ghost swimming over, opened her arms, and hugged Li Yan, Li Yan was startled, the mountain spirit female ghost wanted to hug me, no way, look at me and point to your acupoint! Having said that, do female ghosts have acupuncture points to order?

Li Yan didn't care if the female ghost could be pointed, so he stretched out his finger a little, and hit Zhu Jiu's really soft and numb hole. Zhu Jiu was really full of affection and gave him a hug, how could he have expected that he would be pointed, his body was weak, he had no strength, and he was very surprised in his heart: Brother Aniu, why did he point to my acupoint? Does he like the tune?

Li Yan wrapped his arms around her waist and dragged her to the water, wanting to see the true face of this female ghost. Before he had time to jump onto the water, he only heard a sound of water, and another "female ghost" jumped into the water and swam towards Li Yan. It turned out that Wu Qingying had also arrived.

Wu Qingying saw Brother Niu hugging Zhu Jiuzhen. The heart is jealous. Secretly thought: It's over, I was preempted by Zhu Jiuzhen, since he hugged you first, I have to let him and me OOXX, so that I can get back a game, so I quickly took off my clothes and swam over, intent on sabotage.

The way she opened her teeth and claws scared Li Yan. I thought: The female ghosts in this green valley actually came out in groups, is this okay? I'll order!

Stretched out his finger a little, and hit Wu Qingying's soft numb acupoint again, Wu Qingying only then understood why Zhu Jiuzhen was soft, it turned out that he was stopped by Brother A Niu, and he couldn't help but wonder in his heart: Why did Brother A Niu want to stop us? We obviously took the initiative to throw us into our arms, so there's no need to point our acupoints, right?

The two "female ghosts" were caught by Li Yan, wrapped around their waists one left and one right, and lifted up to the water at the same time.

Out of the water, Li Yan hurriedly looked at the two female ghosts. took a closer look, only to find that one was Zhu Jiuzhen. The other was Wu Qingying, who was suddenly startled, it's over, why did these two women strip naked and jump into the pool? What is the rhythm of this?

But his surprise is still a trivial matter, the two girls are really surprised, they saw Li Yan's face clearly, and suddenly their hearts were shocked, this face is not Ah Niu at all, although the facial features are correct, but it lacks Ah Niu's naivety, at first glance, it is a teenager in the city, they don't know each other at all.

The faces of the two girls changed miserably, and they thought: It's over, we mistook this young man for Brother A Niu, and he actually stripped naked and took the initiative to give him a hug, losing face and dying. No, disgrace or secondary, what is he going to do when he hits our acupoints? Is it to insult us? Oh, my God! Don't.

Zhu Jiuzhen immediately screamed, "What are you going to do?" Let us go...... Brother Niu, come and help. ”

Wu Qingying also shouted: "Help, Brother Niu, someone wants to insult us, come and save us...... Otherwise, you're going to be cuckolded. ”

Li Yan was sweating profusely: It's a cheat, and this kind of misunderstanding has been caused again. He hurriedly put the two girls on the edge of the pool, stretched out his hand to untie their acupoints, and said urgently: "I'm Ah Niu, don't scream." ”

Where did the two girls believe that he was A Niu, although the voice sounded similar, but that face was completely wrong. They had almost no experience in the rivers and lakes, and they didn't know that there was something called a human skin mask that could disguise a person as another person, so they didn't believe what Li Yan said at all.

As soon as Zhu Jiuzhen's acupoint was solved, he covered his chest with his left hand, waved his right hand forward, and pointed at Li Yan's chest with a "yang finger". Wu Qingying was also the same, swinging his fist at Li Yan's lower abdomen, and the two girls roared at the same time: "You looked at our bodies, and you reached out and hugged us, ruining our innocence, and fighting with you." ”

Li Yan leaned back to avoid their attacks, but the two women did not give up and attacked again.

Li Yan sweated, he found that it was very irrational to unlock their acupoints at this time, these two women didn't listen to the explanation at all, and they couldn't explain it, and they had to click on their acupoints first, so he turned slightly to the side to avoid the attacks of the two women, returned his two fingers, and sealed the acupoints of the two women.

The two of them fell to the ground softly, and the hand used to cover their chests also hung down, revealing their graceful figures again, with a touch of snow white on their chests, and there were many water droplets, which made people think about it, with Li Yan's concentration, they couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and finally suppressed the evil thoughts, and planned to find the human skin mask and explain it to them seriously, but the place where he put the clothes and the human skin mask was on the other side of the waterhole, and it would take a little time to touch it, not that he could take it to explain.

The two girls were once again knocked down by him, frightened and inexplicable, not knowing what shameless means this villain was going to use to torture them, and the two of them said in unison: "Help, Brother Niu, come and save us......"

Li Yan was upset by their call, and deliberately said fiercely: "Don't make noise, wait until I go and get something to show you, and you will know." He walked to the other side of the waterhole, picked up the human skin mask, and didn't even have time to put on the clothes thrown in the haystack, so he ran back again, showed the mask to the two girls, and said seriously: "See, this is a human skin mask, for disguise, I am Ah Niu, don't call for help." ”

I thought that this explanation would work, but seeing the two girls crying at the same time, Zhu Jiuzhen cried: "It turns out that Brother Niu has been killed by you, and even the skin on his face has been peeled off by you, you are an extremely cruel villain, I want to fight with you." ”

Wu Qingying also said: "It's just that you killed Brother Aniu, how can you peel off his face?" You still have no humanity, you murderer! ”

Li Yan turned his back to the sky at forty-five degrees. Tears. How do you have to explain this Nima to make sense?

The two girls cried, "You scoundrel. You scumbag, you killed Brother Niu, skinned him, and insulted us, you are simply not human......"

At this moment, a person suddenly came out from behind the tree next to him, it was actually the sick girl Zhang Wuji, and her appearance was very abrupt. Li Yan and the other three didn't expect her to appear here at all, the sick girl swept over at a glance, and when she saw the situation in front of her, she was also startled, and exclaimed: "Oh, aren't you Li Yan's classmate?" You...... How did you end up here? ”

Then her eyes swept to Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying who were lying on the ground, and exclaimed, "Classmate Li Yan, what are you going to do by stripping Sister Zhu and Sister Wu of their clothes?" ”

Li Yan also asked at the same time, "Sick girl, how did you get in?" ”

I saw a figure behind the sick girl. Li Wenxiu's figure turned out, it turned out. After Li Yan and the two girls fell off the cliff, Hu Bao immediately turned around and went back to Wei Bi, but Wei Bi had already been eaten by wolves, and Hu Bao only found Wei Bi's mutilated body. He can't do anything when he sees it, so forget it. Without Wei Bi's help, he didn't dare to embezzle the property of the Zhu family, after all, there was still the Dali Duan family standing behind the Zhu family, and he Hu Leopard ate the leopard's gall, and he didn't dare to blatantly come to the door to rob money.

Hu Leopard thought he was unlucky, so he returned to Kunlun Town.

The sick girl ran to the edge of the cliff, and saw Li Yan and them falling off the cliff, her heart hurt greatly, she would not work lightly, and it was impossible to go down the cliff to check, so she had to return to the huts in despair, but she happened to meet Li Wenxiu who came over with a hot air balloon. Li Wenxiu arrived at the agreed place with Li Yan, and when he didn't see Li Yan here, he asked the sick girl if he had seen a person named Ah Niu.

The sick girl cried and told him about falling off the cliff. Li Wenxiu was in a hurry, hurriedly started the hot air balloon, and took the sick girl down from the edge of the cliff, and it didn't take long for the two to find the small platform, and they also found a jewelry dropped by Zhu Jiuzhen on the platform, so the two hung the hot air balloon on the edge of the platform and drilled a hole to find Li Yan.

As soon as the two of them entered Cuigu, they heard Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying's cries for help: "Brother Niu, come and save us, someone wants to insult me......"

The sick girl and Li Wenxiu were startled, and hurriedly ran over to check the details, only to see Li Yan wearing only a pair of calf shorts, and the two girls were naked and fell to the ground, which did look like Li Yan was going to insult them.

The sick girl exclaimed: "Classmate Li Yan, why are you here, now the Black Wood Cliff, the Shifting Flower Palace, and the entire martial arts are looking for you, it turns out that you are hiding in a small valley in Kunlun Mountain, no wonder everyone can't find it, then again, what are you going to do by stripping off Sister Zhu and Sister Wu's clothes?" ”

Li Yan Khan: "Please allow me to explain!" ”

saw Li Wenxiu coming over calmly, and said with a smile: "Brother Li, did you catch two more beauties?" I'll help you put them in eighteen looks, just like the seven beauties I caught last time. It turned out that Li Wenxiu remembered that Li Yan pretended to be a thief and scared away the Seven Swords of Tianshan, and when he saw this scene, he thought that Li Yan was playing a thief again, so he took the initiative to cooperate, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he was speechless and endless.

Originally, Li Yan saw the sick girl coming, and thought that the misunderstanding could be explained, but as a result, Li Wenxiu opened his mouth, and the faces of the other girls all changed greatly.

Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying were so frightened that they cried: "What? This guy turned out to be a whore? Ever ruined the innocence of seven girls? Oh, my God! How could we have fallen into his hands. Brother Niu...... You've died so miserably......"

The sick girl didn't react as fiercely as the two of them, but her contact with Li Yan when she was in Heimu Cliff was not very deep, and she didn't know as much about his character as other girls, so she really thought that Li Yan had captured seven beauties and posed like eighteen, so she was also startled, and said hurriedly: "Classmate Li Yan, you can't be like this, our Heimu Cliff is a school that puts chivalry first, if you do this kind of thing that people and gods are angry about, it is not conducive to school spirit and discipline...... By the way, they said you killed Brother Niu, what's going on? ”

Li Yan smiled bitterly and raised the human skin mask in his hand and sighed, "It's not because of this thing. ”

The sick girl is not as innocent as Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying, she doesn't know the world, she only glanced at it, and recognized that it was a human skin mask, and sighed: "It turns out that Brother Ah Niu is what you pretended, no wonder Brother Ah Niu made me feel so kind and gentle, it turned out to be an old acquaintance ......" She glanced back at Li Wenxiu's ugly face again, and suddenly realized: "I remember, you also pretended to be a very ugly villain and a thief, and threatened to insult me in the hot spring and force me to escape, right?" This girl was with you at the time. ”

Li Yan saw that she understood everything, and couldn't help but think: The sick girl is really a smart girl, and she can completely grasp the point.

As soon as I thought of this, I heard the sick girl ask curiously: "Classmate Li Yan, do you have a hobby of jumping into the water while people are taking a bath, and then forcing people to escape?" I treated me like this last time in the hot springs, and now I use the same method to deal with Sister Zhu and Sister Wu, are you trying to force them to escape? Do you like to force a woman who is taking a shower to run away? If you were a child with some mental illness, I will definitely help you treat haode. ”

"Poof!" Li Yan vomited blood, it turned out that this product couldn't grasp the point.

The sick girl squatted down, helped Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying cover the important parts, and said softly: "Don't be afraid, two sisters, Brother Niu is indeed pretended by him." ”

Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying still didn't believe it, and cried: "No, it was he who killed Brother Niu and skinned Brother Niu's face." ”

The sick girl explained: "That thing is called a human skin mask, and it is a mask made very much like human skin, not made of human face. ”

"I don't believe it, there is no such thing in the world." Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying were still crying.

Everyone was sweating together, and it seemed quite difficult to explain it to these two girls.

At this time, there was a sound of waking and meowing in the distance, it turned out that the Persian cat and the schnauzer couldn't wait for the owner to go back, so they looked for it, and the cat and dog ran under Li Yan's feet, not recognizing life at all, especially the schnauzer, who actually rubbed on Li Yan's feet.

At this time, Zhu Jiuzhen's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said happily: "Ah, I believe it, you are really Brother Niu." ”

Wu Qingying actually agreed: "That's right, he is Brother A Niu, great...... Woo...... It turns out that Brother Niu was not killed, and we were not insulted. That's great! ”

Everyone sweated greatly, no matter how they explained just now, they didn't listen, why did they suddenly believe it?

Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying said: "Cats and dogs don't recognize people by face, but by body shape, smell and other things, they are not afraid of this stranger at all, and they are so close to him, of course this person is Brother Niu, haha, great, we have not been insulted...... Sister Wuji, you don't have to stand in our way, it doesn't matter if you are looked at twice by Brother Niu. ”

Everyone sweated together: "Hey, how far do you believe in cats and dogs?" (To be continued......)