Text Chapter 1 A Day in the Life of a Dick Silk Man
Life is like a pool of stagnant water, people are like fish living in it, a stable life is actually very simple, but there are always some restless aliens who want to break free from the shackles, that is, those who do not follow the rules in life, and more popularly, the so-called villains who do not abide by the law.
Jiang Ziyu is one such outlier.
It's early spring, the sun is shining, the warm air is filled with the coolness of melting snow and ice, and before long, it will be a scene of birds and flowers.
In the corner of the sixth-class classroom on the third floor of the second department of Renfeng No. 1 High School, the soft light shone through the clear glass, shining on Jiang Ziyu's mature face and on a painting that was about to be completed.
The corners of the classroom often belong to the paradise of the degenerate, and Jiang Ziyu is alone in this quiet corner, enjoying the freedom and tranquility that comes with being neglected.
Only in such an environment can Jiang Ziyu's crazy thoughts be suppressed for a short time.
"What are you drawing?" Zheng Lu in the front seat of Jiang Ziyu turned his head and saw that Jiang Ziyu was concentrating on completing a delicate painting, and asked suspiciously.
Zheng Lu is a typical "three good" student in Class 6, beautiful, slim, and outstanding in academic performance, and is the ideal role for everyone.
According to the regulations of Dave, the head teacher of the sixth class of high school, the seats should be adjusted once a month to ensure the learning efficiency of everyone, and it was this shrewd decision that prompted Zheng Lu to sit in front of Jiang Ziyu for the third time.
Jiang Ziyu raised his head and looked at Zheng Lu's delicate appearance, especially the watery eyes and seductive lips, and further down, the girl's slightly bulging small breasts.
As if thinking of something interesting, Jiang Ziyu smiled slightly, but his smile was a little weird.
"Map." Jiang Ziyu replied.
Looking at the delicate and strange painting in front of him that Jiang Ziyu had become a map, Zheng Lu wondered why there was no direction and proportion, and there was no special terrain like valleys, ridges and cliffs, which was completely different from what was taught in geography class. Zheng Lu frowned lightly, and asked Jiang Ziyu again, "What map?"
"Strategic Map." Jiang Ziyu laughed "hehe", his eyes were full of banter.
Zheng Lu was full of surprise, isn't the strategic map used for military purposes, how could a student draw such a thing, Zheng Lu looked at Jiang Ziyu carefully, and when she saw Jiang Ziyu's evil smile, she suddenly had a feeling of "I was tricked".
"This one, isn't it just a painting of the summoner's canyon in the League of Legends, hey, it seems to be a really good drawing." Zhu Lei couldn't stand it anymore, walked over with a disdainful face, and spoke.
Zhu Lei, one meter seventy-five tall, slightly fat, one of the many heterogeneous, like Jiang Ziyu, 24k pure sling, usually mocks and teases each other when they have nothing to do, and takes pleasure in it,
When Zheng Lu heard this, she reacted for a long time, and then glared at Jiang Ziyu with shame on her face, and turned around angrily.
The game League of Legends is popular all over the country, although I haven't played it, but Zheng Lu has also heard of it, and the summoner canyon in the game was fooled by Jiang Ziyu into a strategic map, this extremely insulting behavior made Zheng Lu embarrassed.
Jiang Ziyu couldn't help but laugh "haha" when he saw Zheng Lu's reaction, but he didn't apologize or anything, obviously ridiculing Zheng Lu This kind of thing is not once or twice.
For Jiang Ziyu, this is indeed a strategic map, but it is applied to the game, and for a "three-good" student like Zheng Lu, this is a side-by-side way.
"What's the matter, Three Stones." Jiang Ziyu turned his head and looked at Zhu Lei slyly, people like Zhu Lei will open their mouths to praise their paintings, but they can only be said to be courteous and courteous, either treacherous or thief.
"What three stones, that read Lei, read Lei!" Zhu Lei protested strongly and argued with a red face.
Zhu Lei thinks that he is free and free by nature, uninhibited, and usually signs with a big stroke of the pen, ignoring the font. By chance, he was pulled out by a strict Chinese teacher, and pointed to his bold name to educate him for half a class, Jiang Ziyu's deepest impression of the sentence was "It's better for you to call Zhu Sanshi in the future, what else is Zhu Lei", so Zhu Lei got Zhu Sanshi's nickname, out of kindness, Jiang Ziyu habitually called Zhu Lei "Sanshi".
"Oh, Brother Lei, I'm busy first." Jiang Ziyu deliberately pretended to be angry, pulled his face down, and picked up a pen to sketch his delicate "strategic map", signaling the living not to approach.
"Hey, don't don't, Brother Yu, there's something going on." Zhu Lei hurriedly changed his attitude, and said to Jiang Ziyu with a smile on his face. This 180-degree face turn at this time is also one of the many heterogeneous stunts
"What's the matter, Sanshi." Jiang Ziyu repeated the original words, and added a little frivolity to his tone, but he looked at Zhu Lei with the same cunning.
Zhu Lei's face stiffened, and he returned to normal, after all, he was under the eaves, so he had to bow his head and not let Jiang Ziyu call him "Sanshi", it is estimated that he didn't even need to say anything, let alone ask Jiang Ziyu to help
"Brother Yu, those scum in Class 5 want to solo with us." Zhu Lei said seriously, it seems to be an important event.
The teachers of the fifth and sixth classes are all the same batch, usually take a test, write an essay, do a question or something, the two classes will be compared, and then the inferior side will be criticized for blood.
Over time, as the fifth class and the sixth class of the brother class, a competitive atmosphere has naturally formed, and there is no concession in many aspects, and it is bound to compete for a strong and weak one.
League of Legends, as a popular online game across the country, has countless fans, so the scum boys at the bottom of many schools in Class 5 and Class 6 also have a gimmick to win glory for the class.
"Didn't you have a fight during the winter vacation? I remember that the group in Class 5 still owed us a few dads. Jiang Ziyu frowned, and suddenly remembered this matter.
During the winter vacation of the second year of high school, the fifth class elected a representative, and Jiang Ziyu solo. Jiang Ziyu easily cleaned up the representative passer-by of Class 5, and then the bet of "calling Dad" was lost.
Thinking about this now, Jiang Ziyu is still a little aggrieved, if it weren't for the brother class, how could Jiang Ziyu let them lose their bets, although there are more than a dozen of them, this is just a small reason.
"yes, but this time they're going to come 5v5." Zhu Lei added.
"Huh? 5v5, then how can you say it is solo, solo is synonymous with heads-up. Jiang Ziyu looked at Zhu Lei with disdain on his face and sighed.
"It's not called solo, what's it." Zhu Lei asked curiously, is there a new synonym for 5v5, I think it is because I am lonely and unheard.
"It's called 5v5solo." Jiang Ziyu raised the corners of his mouth, seemingly extremely satisfied with his explanation.
Zhu Lei accepted Jiang Ziyu's new annotation of 5v5 with black lines, and did not dare to refute, and then asked: "Brother Yu, how is it?" Interested? ”
"I'm not going to be involved in this."
"Brother Yu......"
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In the blink of an eye, in the evening, 6 p.m. has a unique meaning for the high school students of Renfeng No. 1 Middle School, which means that they can get up to half an hour of rest in the busy day. Although for Jiang Ziyu and others, this golden time is nothing, because they are resting all day.
Zheng Lu, who had just eaten dinner, turned around and asked Jiang Ziyu with a smile: "Hey, what do you mean by solo." Obviously, Zheng Lu has long forgotten the previous unpleasantness, and this is inevitable, if you have to deal with Jiang Ziyu, no one can bear it.
Jiang Ziyu "coughed" twice, and pretended to be deep: "Well, this is very magical, very powerful, and very mysterious." ”
"But I remember solo wasn't a verb." Zheng Lu showed off her excellent English skills again.
"Intentional usage, understand?" Jiang Ziyu said "hehe" and said with a smile, Jiang Ziyu's English can also be read, so he used it to ridicule Zheng Lu.
Zheng Lu looked embarrassed, obviously not expecting this explanation, and then continued to ask, "What does that mean?" ”
"It's just Shanbei."
"Nothing alone."
"Heads-up, called battle in English." Jiang Ziyu raised his eyebrows, and also showed his English level, it seems that this word was learned when he became interested in hip-hop last time.
After a long conversation, the two finally moved on to a new topic.
Zheng Lu opened her cute eyes and asked, "Zhu Lei said and the fifth class 5v5solo, why don't you agree." ”
Jiang Ziyu looked solemn and replied: "As a student, it is natural to have ......"
Halfway through the conversation, Zheng Lu hurriedly waved his hand, interrupted Jiang Ziyu's speech, and said, "Come on, when I didn't ask." Whenever Jiang Ziyu wants to change the topic, he usually starts with this mechanical and conventional sentence, followed by a long speech, and after a long time, Zheng Lu knows what he is going to say when he listens to the beginning.
"Actually, I can say yes." Jiang Ziyu muttered with a thoughtful expression.
"Then say yes." Zheng Lu blurted out. It doesn't seem that she found out that this matter has nothing to do with her, and she didn't find out, she really wants to see the embarrassing situation after Jiang Ziyu was defeated, or something else.
"So, if you kiss me, I'll agree." Jiang Ziyu smiled and leaned his face up, looking like a second-rate ruffian on the street.
Zheng Lu's cheeks turned red, and he picked up a three-centimeter-thick series of books on the table and smashed it at Jiang Ziyu, and said angrily: "What's the matter with me, love agrees or not." ”
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The sunset is gradually falling, and the time of youth is always full of chaotic logic, and it is precisely these chaos that bring the passion of youth and the value of youth.
The night is getting dark......