The second update -

Li Yan was sweating, and hurriedly said, "I'll leave first, you play slowly in the cellar." ”

"No, let's go!" Hei Changzhi said urgently: "Me is so bored to be locked up in the cellar alone, You stay and chat with Me." ”

Li Yan Khan: "I leave you big, talk too much with you, will be affected by you, speak half English and half Chinese, then it will be completely finished, I will be treated as a psychopath, I can't chat with a dumb person." ”

"Then you will teach people English." The black long straight royal sister actually lied coquettishly, she actually reached out and grabbed Li Yan's sleeve, swayed from side to side, and said cutely like a little girl: "Teach others...... Teach...... Well......"

Li Yanshui Khan: "It's not impossible, but I want to ask you how far you have learned English." ”

Hei Changzhi Imperial Sister was overjoyed: "Please master just ask." ”

Li Yan said: "Twenty-six English letters should be memorized, right?" ”

Sister Hei Changzhi nodded violently: "The back is familiar!" ”

Li Yan asked again, "How many words have you learned?" ”

The black long straight royal sister stretched out her fingers, wrenched it, and counted it for a while, and then said, "About ...... Belch...... There are fifty or sixty of them, such as You, Me, Work, Fly, Apple, etc., wow, in fact, Me will be a lot. Last time, You taught Me a few more words, and Me memorized them all by rote. ”

Li Yan Khan: "You are too big, isn't this the level that elementary school students are not as good as?" ”

Sister Hei Changzhi said pitifully: "No way, I have never had a professional teacher." Just a few years ago. When traveling along the coast of Fujian. I learned some English from a foreigner couple who came to the Great Song Dynasty to travel, which is the spoken language they usually use the most, and I haven't learned anything deeper. ”

Speaking of this, she suddenly said mysteriously: "By the way, there are a few words that I heard from the couple of them, so I went to ask what those words meant, but they refused to teach Me, can You teach Me?" ”

Li Yan said: "Since I promised to teach you." Of course, I will teach you what words, and I will listen to them, as long as they are not too difficult technical terms, I can generally translate them. ”

The black long straight royal sister was overjoyed and said: "Then I will ask...... What does the first word, Sex, mean? ”

"Poof!" Li Yan spat out a mouthful of old blood.

"Why are you vomiting blood? Teach me quickly, you just promised to teach me. The black long straight royal sister pursed her mouth.

Li Yan wiped his sweat: "This ...... Ahem...... It's just some kind of movement, well, it's a kind of movement. ”

The black long straight royal sister said strangely: "Is it a sport? Me also heard the couple talking about Oral_sex in the evening, was this a definite phrase added to the front of the exercise? What does that mean? ”

"Poof!" Li Yan's blood vomited two feet high. Oral_sex？ God, this foreigner couple actually said this in front of the black long straight royal sister...... Oh. By the way, they bullied Hei Changzhi Imperial Sister and didn't understand, so they took out such a private matter.

Sister Hei Changzhi shook Li Yan's hand and said, "Teach people quickly, what does this word mean?" ”

Li Yan was sweating: "This word...... Cough...... It's not very elegant, and it's best not to learn the pure yellow flower girl. ”

Sister Hei Changzhi flattened her mouth and said, "Academic issues, don't hide it." ”

Li Yan said: "It's really inconvenient to say. ”

Hei Changzhi said nonchalantly: "I promised to be taught, You don't count, no, teach Me quickly." ”

Li Yan was forced to have no way out, so he had to turn his heart sideways and said secretly: You forced me to say it, this kind of uncivilized words are not something I deliberately said to sexually harass a girl. So he stubbornly said: "Oral_sex is to use your mouth...... Serve the other person, cough ......"

I thought that when I said this, I would hide from the black Changzhi Imperial Sister with shame, but I didn't expect her face to remain unchanged and said: "Is it the one that the ten gods and demons discussed in the cave in the belly of the mountain, pulling out Me's teeth, and then letting You bully Me's mouth?" ”

Li Yanhan said: "Hey...... Don't keep this kind of thing in mind, it will become a pervert, forget it. Moreover, the Oral_sex of ordinary people does not need to have their teeth extracted. ”

Sister Hei Changzhi nodded and said: "Me is not remembering that kind of thing, Me just wants to learn English, in order to understand the knowledge of English, even if it is such a perverted word, Me will be real, and remember it well." By the way, Oral_sexweishenme ordinary people don't pull teeth? Won't you get bitten? ”

Li Yanhan said: "Well...... Cough...... Of course, it will not be bitten, and women at such times usually try to put ...... I cough, how can I talk to you about this? Fainting. ”

Sister Hei Changzhi tilted her head and thought about it, what did she have to do when she Oral_sex so as not to bite people, and while thinking, she made a sucking motion with her small mouth and sighed: "It's so difficult...... I can't imagine what to do without biting. ”

"I'll it, don't think about it." Li Yan's sweat flowed heavily: "Can we stop mentioning Oral_sex?" Do you want to change the lines of individual words? ”

Sister Hei Changzhi nodded and said: "Okay, I just want to learn words, but I don't have to study specific actions, what does the next word mean, Anal_sex?" The Western couple said that they would not only Oral_sex but also Anal_sex at night, and Me asked them what they meant, but they refused to say whether they were alive or dead. ”

"Poof!" Li Yan spurted a mouthful of blood and spurted the entire wall, Anal_sex? Oh, my God! I haven't tried such a high-end and high-grade thing, this Westerner is really heavy-mouthed. Damn, a little jealous and envious, how to break?

Hei Changzhi said, "Hey, why is it spurting blood again?" Don't just spew blood, answer Me, what exactly does that word mean? ”

Li Yan said with a serious face: "This word, a good child with discipline must not learn it, and ask for it to be missed." Beg to give up. Please don't get to the bottom of it. ”

Hei Changzhi said seriously: "No. Academic problems are to get to the bottom of the problem, in order to learn the most difficult knowledge, if you only understand the surface, but do not have the heart to pursue all the details, you will not be able to learn a subject. Let's take learning martial arts as an example, if you don't understand every move and every variation of every style, how can you use this martial arts well? Me ranks first in the Wuyue Sword Sect, also because Me is meticulous. A style of attention to detail. Me believes that learning English is the same as learning martial arts, no matter how small the problem, you have to get to the bottom of it in order to become an English master. ”

Li Yan smiled bitterly: "A master-level English master won't learn anything like Anal_sex." ”

Hei Changzhi said to the royal sister: "Won't it? In Me's eyes, You is a master of Englsih, You clearly knows the meaning of Anal_sex, if Me wants to catch up with You's level, he must master as many words as You. ”

Li Yan almost cried: "You don't have to be like me, the way I learned this word was not when I learned English seriously." It's something you learned at home and using your computer to read websites you shouldn't be looking at...... It's okay if you don't learn this kind of word. ”

"Staying at home? Looking at the website? Hei Changzhi said strangely: "I heard You speak it seems to be Chinese, but why don't Me understand the meaning at all?" Is it some kind of magical Western dialect? Is it Portuguese or Spanish? ”

Li Yan sweated: "Are you curious about the baby?" What else to ask? If you don't ask a few words, you'll die? ”

Hei Changzhi said solemnly: "I can't ask less...... Students are required to ask the Master more questions. to learn more. Okay, let's not learn Portuguese and Spanish for now, you should teach me the meaning of Anal_sex first. ”

Li Yan's sweat fell off eight petals and eight petals.

Sister Hei Changzhi stared at him with a pair of big eyes, glared at him unconvincedly, looking at her jiashi, if Li Yan didn't make the meaning of the word clear, he wouldn't want to leave today.

Li Yan had no choice but to say with a bitter face: "Okay, then I'll say it, if you feel uncomfortable listening to it, please don't blame me, you have to listen to it." He coughed and said with difficulty: "The meaning of Anal_sex is to use ...... Cough...... With the back ...... That's the place...... Belch...... Uh......"

"What's in the back? To make it clear, the back of the head is also the back, the back is also the back, and the heel is also the back, you don't have to be vague, academic questions, speak out boldly. "The black long straight royal sister looked like she didn't care.

Li Yan shouted: "It's a chrysanthemum!" Chrysanthemum! The one who let chrysanthemums serve men...... It's called Anal_sex! ”

"What?" The black long straight royal sister was taken aback, took three steps back, tripped on the table leg with her foot backwards, and fell to the ground with a pop. After falling to the ground, he rolled backwards twice, then supported the ground with his hands, retreated backwards, and retreated until he reached the wall, and the back of his head hit the wall with a "bump" sound, before he stopped and exclaimed: "Oh my God, Li Yan...... You…… You…… It's so perverted. ”

Li Yan Khan: "Hey, why did you become my pervert?" You had to say it. ”

Sister Hei Changzhi shook her head violently and said, "This must be You's random translation, this kind of thing is impossible...... I can still understand with my mouth, the mouth is the place to eat, it is clean and soft, but ...... Chrysanthemum...... Chrysanthemum...... It's a poop place, how dirty, how can it be used for that kind of thing? ”

Li Yan cried and laughed: "Just wash it up." ”

Hei Changzhi Imperial Sister Khan said: "What is the washing method?" ”

Li Yan spread his hands and said: "Fill in the water ......"

"Poof!" Sister Hei Changzhi spat blood: "Li Yan, I misread You, I always thought you were an upright man, but I didn't expect you to be so perverted, it's just extraordinary...... Woo...... It's scary...... Me don't talk to You anymore, You get out of ......"

Li Yan said helplessly: "Do you think I want to talk to you?" I'll go now! Hum! He turned around and walked out, walked to the door, and was about to step out with one foot, when the black long straight royal sister suddenly asked again: "Ju...... Chrysanthemum...... Chrysanthemum...... It's so small that it can't fit it at all...... What is the man...... It's impossible, you must be lying to me, right? ”

Li Yantou replied without replying: "Hold it up hard......"

"Ahh Hearing the screams of the black long straight imperial sister behind her, Li Yan turned her head to see that she was actually stunned. (To be continued......)