Chapter 7: Persecuting College Students (Male)
"Shanghai Frozen Ground Competition Tickets, ticket stub CDK can draw gold coins rune hero skins, the original price is twenty-five yuan a piece, see that we are all roommates, you can give you ten yuan or eight yuan, I will teach it to you!"
On the night of meeting Bai Xiaobei, Long Yang, who had never stayed in the dormitory on weekends, returned to his dormitory for the first time and embraced the big family of the school.
He is now sitting on his bunk with three tickets in his hand, crossing Erlang's legs, and the three brothers who are eating noodles with rice bowls are looking at him inexplicably.
"There's a game against the Tundra team tomorrow? It's over watching the live broadcast online, buy a hairy ticket? ”
"But it can be said, if I had ten or eight pieces, I would have added a root intestine to the noodles a long time ago."
"Don't toss Yoko, there's no money at the end of the month. What, can you do me a favor and take your ticket to the opposite bedroom to help your second brother change two cigarettes? ”
Long Yang TMD is going crazy, the school was originally opened on September 6, and the dormitory was opened on August 15, but the shameless August 9th in his dormitory came from all over the motherland. Now it's okay, a month's living expenses have lasted for nearly two months, and every day is miserable, making him uncomfortable.
Looking at the second brother's clumsy figure and the withered and swarthy hand holding the rice jar, Long Yang, who had never smoked, took the ticket and cheekily went to the 305 dormitory next door to perform the task.
Three of the four members of the 305 dormitory have represented Shen Da in the National College Cup held by Penguin Company, and have lost all six games in the group stage of the double round-robin format.
"Actually, we can't be blamed for that." The tall Sun Lixin looked at the three tickets in Long Yang's hand greedily, "You also know the network speed in our dormitory, you can only mix the network and communicate with each other, and the delay in the first telecom area is always aunt red." You said that other schools meet professional players every day, and playing a silver group is a pile of diamond group boosters, what do we use to mess with them? ”
Since two weeks ago, the other three teams in the group were given benefits in the qualifiers, and the people of 305 Sleep are like intellectuals in the special period, but whenever they see someone talking about the topic of chat, they are as nervous as they are at the criticism meeting, and they usually tremble for a long time when they hear a word. It is said that because of this, the three buddies all quit masturbation and honestly raised little goldfish.
Long Yang wasn't interested in their game and didn't plan to lead the topic there, but when he saw the nervous appearance of these people today, he began to wonder, will this 305 bed even borrow it after quitting masturbation, right? Then my trip to exchange tickets for cigarettes will be in vain.
As the representative team of Shen University, these guys from 305 still pay a lot of attention to the local sports circle, and they all know about tomorrow's game. Helplessly, the end of the month is the end of the month for all students who are away from home, and Long Yang's dormitory buddies have no money, and the same is true for 305.
They heard early in the morning that the ticket for the competition was only 25 yuan, and after discussing it, the three of them plucked up the courage to go to their girlfriend and wanted to borrow it from them.
These gentlemen are frank, and directly told their girlfriends that they borrowed money to watch the LOL game, with tickets of 25 yuan and transportation expenses of 30. When the time comes, why don't you buy some cigarettes and water? This will cost another 20 yuan, in case the supported team wins a big victory, a few brothers are happy, can't they go out for a drink? Now that the price is so expensive, save a little money and count you 50. You see, you can't ask for a hundred dollars if you go back and forth.
The three gentlemen unified their rhetoric, bent down in front of the girls' dormitory building and stretched out their hands to their respective girlfriends, asking for 100 yuan.
The three girls, you look at me, I look at you, nodded approvingly at her boyfriend's calculations, and then replied, "You are right, the price is expensive now." Then you said that the price is so expensive, and LOL is still not suitable for eating and drinking, what are you going to do to see him? Get out of the way, be careful that the old lady melts your runes! ”
Then the three boys of the accounting department of the Shen University team were kicked out by three girls of the Shen University debate team of the Chinese department.
Now when they see Long Yang who came to sell tickets, it seems that they have seen Jesus as the living Savior coming to earth, not to mention how excited they are.
Among the three, Wang Blind, who claimed to be a tactical analyst, decisively opened his cabinet, grabbed a piece of environmentally friendly white sand from it, and reluctantly handed one of them to Long Yang with his knees in half, and he took three tickets to complete a barter.
As a tactical analyst, the blind man is a well-planned person, and he has long predicted that he will likely face a broken capital chain at the end of the month, resulting in a decline in the quality of life, so he hoarded some necessities in the cabinet while he was still rich, and now it is just in handy.
Although Long Yang doesn't smoke, he also knows that the environmental protection Baisha seems to be eight yuan a box. Calculating the price, he felt that it was okay, and decisively returned to the court. At the door, he met the three dormitory brothers who had eaten enough and were about to go out for a walk with him, and decisively handed over the spoils to the victims.
The second brother was like the old peasant holding a porcelain bowl in the oil painting "Father", holding half a strip of white sand, and said to the three brothers tremblingly: "You wait for me, I'll go lie down in bedroom 301, and replace half of the white sand with them for a white plum." ”
After tossing, Long Yang covered his nose to block the smell of smoke, and followed the three brothers who smoked white plums along the school gate to the night market in front. Shi Yibo, the boss of the dormitory, was carrying a bag of novels in his hand, which were pirated books that several people had rented from the small bookstore before. The book hasn't been finished yet, and it's still early to return the book, but these poor ghosts are waiting for the deposit to return the novel, so they have to endure their curiosity about the subsequent plot of the novel and return the book.
In the bookstore, a voice suddenly sounded and called Long Yang's name. Except for Long Yang, the men who heard this shout opened their eyes one after another, revealing a look of disbelief, looking around. There is no other reason, because the owner of this voice is obviously a girl.
Duan Xiuxiu was also full at this time, and she had nothing to do, so she took the women's group in her bedroom to the bookstore to see if there were any male and female protagonists who were greasy and crooked, crooked, amnesia, crashed, congenital complex heart disease, and broke up bitterly, one made a chicken and the other became a duck. As a result, I didn't find the weapon in my hand, but I found that Long Yang walked in slowly, and the style was like a rich second generation.
Long Yang saw Xiao An Ling beside Duan Xiuxiu and his heart was itchy, and he immediately showed his camouflage color and smiled at her with a sunny atmosphere.
Duan Xiuxiu slapped An Ling on the back of the head, and said to Long Yang dissatisfiedly: "What are you doing, I'm calling you, you smile at An Ling?" ”
When the dormitory boss Shi Yibo saw this scene, he was taking the deposit of the books from the bookstore owner, and after seeing the faces of Duan Xiuxiu and An Ling, a few steel hammers and wool tickets in his hand fell to the ground.
Damn, the fourth child is in elementary school? Am I right?
Long Yang was yelled at by Duan Xiuxiu, and pretended to be surprised to find her: "Oh, you're also there." How's that, did you buy a hero for your number? He was still thinking about her bitter game account that had made Bai Xiaobei's face.
"Of course I did!" Duan Xiuxiu said proudly: "I earned two thousand five hundred yuan from you, and I bought all the heroes." It's the first time I've made this kind of money, it's so easy to earn, if you still need to call me at any time, isn't it the lounge of the supermarket on the other side, I'll be on call with An Ling, until you admit defeat. ”
An Ling felt that something was wrong with this, no matter how he heard it. The heart said that Duan Xiuxiu, this deep well ice, can't you pass your head when she speaks? She wanted to explain, but she was afraid that it would get darker and darker, so she had to shrink there and blush.
The other two girls who came with Duan Xiuxiu and An Ling knew about it, and the boss of their own dormitory took the little sister to play games with others and won 5,000 QB. They didn't believe it, and they thought that this woman went to the opposite side of the hotel with the mascot of the dormitory to sell the first night, and only accepted it when she saw the competition record on the LOL box, and sighed that there are more and more local tyrants in this year.
When the two of them saw the local tyrant senior in the dormitory master's story at this time, they immediately posted it over and coaxed it, and twisted: "Senior, people also want QB." ”
These two girls are just joking, but in the eyes of Long Yang's three buddies, it is different. The three of them synthesized what Duan Xiuxiu, a long-haired beauty, said just now, as well as the shy and pretty expression of the little short-haired elementary school girl next to the beauty, and then thought of the bitterness of the three of their buddies eating instant noodles with each mustard flavor......
"!" The second brother scolded, took a deep breath of the half-smoked cigarette in his mouth, and then slammed the cigarette butt on the ground, "We understand that you kid doesn't have a girlfriend, but I didn't expect you to degenerate into spending money to buy ...... Buy ......"
He was embarrassed to say the last few words in front of these female parties. After holding it for a while, he stomped his foot with hatred like an old father who hated his son and did not become an adult. The eldest and the third child also showed an expression of 'Yang'er, my mother is very disappointed'.
Long Yang was not in the mood to explain to these second goods, and after seeing Duan Xiuxiu, the female bandit, he remembered that he still had a lot of tickets in his pocket, so he decisively took out two and stuffed them.
"The tundra team has a game in the exhibition hall tomorrow, let's have a show, Bai Xiaobei's kid is very pitiful, and the two hundred yuan fake money is the salary paid to him by his company's accountant. Alas, you say that in this world, why are people so tired of living? ”
Duan Xiuxiu and An Ling raised their eyebrows and listened to the supermarket owner in front of them sighing, how could they hear and want to smoke him, but they really hadn't heard of this competition. She took out her phone to check the game, and then screamed in the small bookstore.
"What? Shenyang has a professional team again!? What the? All the main players of the Tundra team played in a friendly match!? What the? You can also draw five lucky spectators to masturbate with two teams?! No, the female commentator turned out to be that bitch from Sunshine Komaki! But the male commentary is Xiao Ash, I'm going to see it!! ”
Sunshine Komaki's image in the minds of female masturbators is the same as Bai Xiaobei's among the majority of male players.,It's very unpopular.。
But it doesn't matter.,Limited to physiological reasons.,There aren't many girls who play masturbation.,She's a well-deserved lady in the commentary industry because the commentary level and milk volume are very high-end.。
The three buddies in Longyang's bedroom heard that Miss Dairy Cow was going to come to Shenyang in person, damn, I can't bear it! They decisively regretted that they had just exchanged those three tickets for the white sand in their hands.
The eldest and third also followed the example of their second brother and threw the cigarette to the ground, and stuck to their fourth brother like Duan Xiuxiu's two roommates and twisted: "Senior, people also have to watch the game." ”