Chapter 51: Teacher Long teaches you to make girls laugh
At the end of the morning training, Duan Xiuxiu excitedly pulled Long Yang's arm, saying that she had found a new hero who was easy to use, the mid-laner AP Gun Niang. The girl's eyes were full of excitement when she said this, like a child.
Long Yang sweated for a moment, completely unpredicting that this guy would say this.
Duan Xiuxiu said that she typed and chatted with the coach during practice, and mentioned that she would only play two heroes, and she had not found anything else that was easy to use.
The coach said that he could help with the provenance idea, so Duan Xiuxiu said her requirements for heroes, she likes heroes like Enchantresses who have explosives and displacements, kill people after breaking in, and get out safely, and are flexible and life-saving and can take heads.
Long Yang thought about it for a while according to her request, and said in his heart that wasn't that just talking about AP Cannon Niang, the coach of the Taoyuan team really asked him anything, and he would recommend anything. It's not bad to use AP cannons to harvest or abuse vegetables, but it's a good hand to grab people's heads.
During the break, lunch is still in the hands of the delivery staff. Shen Da was very Taoyuan Clan, and the people on both sides of the team all gathered in the living room to wait for dinner, which was the only place left to sit down for this large group of people.
Long Yang put his arm on the dining table, dragging his face, listening to Duan Xiuxiu's boastful talk there. In this girl's machine gun-like nagging about the AP cannon, in the interval when her barrel was overheated and took a short break, the old man Long Yang asked a question, "How is your AP cannon playing with the coach, can you kill him alone?" "I'll just have to practice it a little bit later." Duan Xiuxiu's expression when she said this was extremely confident, and the coach who was chatting with her at the table smiled strangely when she heard this.
Long Yang felt that she had an obligation not to let this child waste time on this again, and if she wanted to harvest and stay, Akali actually agreed with her standards. The AP small cannon thing is the same as the AP Yi Master before the revision, someone has to play the residual blood to play, and the cannon girl doesn't have that terrifying ability to carry and regenerate blood.
However, before answering Duan Xiuxiu correctly, Long Yang first had to deal with another trouble in front of him.
It's nothing else, An Ling is being entangled by the top list of the Taoyuan team at this moment. This group of people are very introverted, introverted to the table, they only whisper to their friends next to them, and they don't know how to take the initiative to greet the guests.
The only exception to this guy was the jungler who was ranked with An Ling, who seemed to have plucked up a lot of courage at this time, and was standing behind An Ling's chair, bending over there to force himself to tell the jokes he had just searched on the joke network to make girls laugh.
Long Yang couldn't understand this situation in his eyes, when he first met An Ling, he also searched on Baidu's 'how to soak a quiet, introverted and weak D-cup girl', and deliberately wrote down some jokes that could make him look funny, ready to show them at any time.
A girl like An Ling, who has perfect external conditions, has been used to being harassed by this jungler-like guy in front of her eight hundred years ago. If you want to tell jokes, probably no one knows more than her, and this kind of person runs over to tell herself.
There are some people who can chat and can naturally show their humorous side, those who are not humorous enough to talk - such as this Taoyuan team jungler, he jumped out directly from behind An Ling, his nervous tongue was knotted, and he said indistinctly, "Sister An Ling, I just saw a very funny joke, can I tell it to you?" ”
All right?
An Ling wanted to say something bad, but the reality was cruel, and in order to maintain her image, she had to pretend to be expected against her will and ask this guy to say it.
She has been undergoing this kind of graduate school entrance examination from boring men since she was put into her current appearance, and these people test her patience.
"Anne; Do you see my bear? Thain; Is it the one who fainted on the side of the road? ”
"Uh......" An Ling pursed her lips and squinted at the expectant look in the eyes of the man who had finished telling the joke. She knew that this guy was waiting for her to laugh, and this was simply torture.
"Sister Anling didn't understand? Sean glanced at Tibos, and Tibbs fainted, and Sein's Q skill, ha ”
The man continued, and An Ling couldn't listen anymore.
An Ling's laughter is very high, it is usually difficult to be amused by something, and she belongs to the kind of person who watches the language programs of the Spring Festival Gala with a straight face. Every time she encounters this kind of time, she will smile awkwardly and make the other party retreat, but the one she met today should be too nervous, and she didn't realize that she was pleasing the girl with a bad face, and she was still there where the snowman was opening up and constantly casting spells to freeze the surrounding air.
At this time, Long Yang felt that before helping Duan Xiuxiu realize the unpromising nature of the AP cannon, he should first help Sister An Ling solve the current trouble.
It's time for real humor!
Boss Long bravely left his seat, interrupted the Taoyuan team's jungler very rudely, pulled An Ling's shoulder and pointed at Duan Xiuxiu and said, "Didn't this guy take a copy of "ZOO" from my store before and go back to read it, how is it?" An Ling thought of this and giggled, "She was seen by a flashlight in the cat's bed, I persuaded her, saying that the book was a little disgusting, and she didn't listen to it, so she was so scared that she didn't dare to sleep or go to the toilet alone." ”
Long Yang knew that Duan Xiuxiu was a coward, but in fact, that novel was quite dark, and it was just right for a girl like Duan Xiuxiu to watch as a horror story.
When Duan Xiuxiu heard this, she immediately jumped up from the stool and pressed An Ling's head with both hands, "What nonsense are you talking about, don't talk nonsense." ”
An Ling continued to break the news, "Then she hid in the quilt and watched my pony on her phone all night before she eased up." ”
"Is it true?" Long Yang smiled when he heard the exaggerated words, "It turns out that Duan Xiuxiu is such a girl." ”
An Ling also giggled, "Isn't it, her bedroom sheets are printed with characters from that cartoon." ”
Duan Xiuxiu blushed on the side and excused herself: "It's not normal to have a few ponies printed on the sheets!" ”
After she said this, An Ling and Long Yang laughed again.
The easiest way to make one person laugh from the bottom of his heart is to join him in laughing at another person. Long Yang used this skill perfectly, and Duan Xiuxiu, who was used as a joke, would not really be angry because of this little thing.
An Ling stabbed Long Yang and covered her mouth and said, "The desktop of her notebook is also a pony." ”
Long Yang pretended to be curious, "Isn't it Duan Xiuxiu, it turns out that you like this animation so much, isn't that a young girl animation?" ”
An Ling coaxed in her seat, "Yes, she likes it very much, because she is still young." ”
Haha
Duan Xiuxiu has such a hobby, she likes to watch cartoons or something, and now she is about to be squeezed and cried by these two people.
Long Yang saw that the tears of this 'young girl' had begun to wirl, so he immediately stopped and stopped his hand, and ran over to comfort her, "Look at the young girl, don't I watch it too, I like Pinkie Pie and Applejack in the main character, and the fanfic character likes Derpy." Okay, I'm also a young girl, let's stop crying. ”
The Taoyuan jungler, who will improve An Ling's favorability by telling cold jokes, has already retreated from the difficulty. Duan Xiuxiu held back her tears strongly, eating unhappily after the takeaway lunch was delivered, and the big wild brother who finally mustered up the courage to talk to him fell into the rice when he was unknown.
"Today's meal, a little salty......"