Chapter 15: When the Stick Meets the Liar
The old man pretended to shake his head and groaned for a while, coughed lightly, and said, "You seem to have good fortune for a while, and you have made a little money." Belch...... Am I right? ”
How did Zhang Sanfeng know what this old man was thinking in his heart: Boy, you have a ring on your left hand, and you haven't formed traces on your hand yet, you must have just brought it not long ago, and it's not a new ring, so it's probably a dirty loan.
Zhang Sanfeng had a little trust on his face and said, "Not bad, not bad!" ”
"Well, look at your face, alas...... There is a fierce aura on the top of the life palace, presumably something has not gone well in the near future......" After speaking, he glanced tentatively at our classmate Zhang Sanfeng.
Look at the blood stains on this kid's body, it must have happened recently, if I don't have this look, I might as well kill myself directly.
At first, Zhang Sanfeng didn't pay much attention to it, but when the old man kept looking at himself, he was still suspicious, and then he thought about the great teaching of the king of Hades, and instantly understood that this is the so-called eyesight strength. Zhang Sanfeng is half sure that this old man is definitely a liar, in order to be a magic stick, our classmate Zhang Sanfeng has humbly learned from Lord Hades for a long time.
Zhang Sanfeng summarized this into three points: the first thief is to find the problem from the small points; The second is to say what the other person wants to hear; The third is to be ambiguous in your speech, no matter how you say it, it is not wrong.
"Uncle? Did you know you've had a bloodlight plague lately? Zhang Sanfeng asked rhetorically.
"What?" The little old man was stunned at first when he saw that Zhang Sanfeng didn't follow his routine, but his long-term experience made him quickly enter the role again, "Little brother, I really know how to joke, I don't know what kind of bloody calamity I have?" ”
"Do you know who I am, old man?" Zhang Sanfeng pretended to be mysterious.
"Little brother, do you still need to ask me for any identity?" The old man also began to play tai chi.
"Cousin, what is this bastard doing?" The little beauty on the side asked her cousin puzzled, trying to figure it out.
"I don't know, let's keep watching." Tao Ping couldn't tell what kind of medicine Zhang Sanfeng was selling in the gourd, and suddenly she felt that Zhang Sanfeng was mysterious.
"But I'm the thirty-ninth generation descendant of the Tianyi Sect, why don't I know that there is a senior brother in my Tianyi Sect?" Zhang Sanfeng also pulled up the tiger skin, anyway, you are not real, I am afraid of what you will do.
"Little brother, my Tianyi Sect is not a small sect, my Tianyi Sect Patriarch Zhang Daoling has already ascended to the immortal realm, you talk like this, be careful that the ancestor will send down thunder punishment!" The old liar still wants to bluff Zhang Sanfeng.
"Yes, since you know, you still dare to assume the name of my Tianyi Sect!" Zhang Sanfeng reprimanded all his life.
Just when the two were arguing about who was true and who was false, suddenly a young man who was not very old hurriedly ran in: "Second uncle, something happened, something happened!" ”
"How many times have I told you, you have to calm down in everything, you have to calm down in everything, you just don't listen, how can your second uncle and I be considered a character on this feng shui street! What do you look like like this? The old man gave the young man a hard lecture before he stopped, and when he saw that the young man looked teachable, he stopped, "Tell me, what's the matter." ”
"Yesterday, didn't you go to Dongfang's house to celebrate Miss Dongfang's birthday, and when you left, you left a dose of talisman water. Miss Dongfang fainted after drinking Fu Shui, it is said that many doctors have not found the cause, some people suspect that you have a problem with Fu Shui, so I want to arrest you......" Before the young man finished speaking, the old man squatted on the ground, "Damn, why didn't you say it earlier, hurry up and pack your things, let's run away!" ”
As he spoke, he didn't care about the magic weapons in the house, and walked quickly to the door.
The young man turned around and wanted to put away the magic weapons in the room, when the old man's voice came from outside the door: "Hurry up, don't worry about those useless things!" ”
Zhang Sanfeng is happy, the old liar is the old liar who doesn't know the preciousness of these things at all, since the old liar has run away, these things happen to be cheap for himself. Thinking that Zhang Sanfeng was not ambiguous, he quickly took down the hanging peach wood sword, waved it a few times, and said in words that only he could hear: "Yes, not bad, good hundred-year-old peach wood, a magic sword that has been opened by a master." ”
"Big bastard, what are you doing with these things?" The little beauty Taotao looked at Zhang Sanfeng, who was secretly happy on the side, and said a little blindly.
"Little brat, I don't understand, this is a baby."
"You're a little kid, your whole family is a little kid." The little beauty was naughty and replied angrily.
Thinking about the generosity of the little beauty, Zhang Sanfeng thought that it seems that the god stick is still living a very good life these days, will he also open a store in the future.
Look at the sun at the head, it is already noon, Zhang Sanfeng no longer pays attention to the two beauties, the two beauties also left first, our classmate Zhang Sanfeng is preparing to solve the problem of food and clothing first.
Suddenly, several Humvees drove up at a rapid pace, and a sudden brake stopped at the door.
Hula jumped out of the car with a dozen big men.
pressed the uncle and nephew who were about to run away to the ground.
These big men are all dressed in black suits, all of them are tall and majestic, each of them wears black sunglasses, and they know at a glance that they are the bodyguards of rich families.
The guy who took the lead took off his sunglasses, a scar crossed the left side of his face, and the two eyes were like blades, looking Zhang Sanfeng up and down.
Zhang Sanfeng was slightly shocked in his heart, this guy was restrained, and that momentum looked like he had fought on the battlefield, special forces? I'm afraid he's also a powerful person, and if he fights alone, he may not be an opponent.
Zhang Sanfeng has worked hard in society for several years, and his vision is still not weak, and he would not be the president of the student union when he was not in school.
Seeing that Zhang Sanfeng was holding a few magic weapons in his hand, Dahan suddenly waved his hand and shouted in a low voice: "Take it away!" ”
Several big men pounced on them like wolves and tigers, grabbed Zhang Sanfeng's arm and walked out.
"What do you want to do, what do you want me to do?" Although Zhang Sanfeng was not afraid of them, he did not resist. Seeing the hideous appearance of these black-clothed men, how do they look like people in the underworld, aren't they innocent and provoked the guys with backstage?
"This is yours?" The man in the suit pointed to the magic weapon in Zhang Sanfeng's hand and asked in a cold voice.
"Yes!" Zhang Sanfeng doesn't care about this, he can't throw out the magic weapon in his hand!
"If yes, take it!"
"Holy!" Zhang Sanfeng struggled reluctantly, but how could he beat the strength of three or five big men, this big man was not comparable to that kind of little gangster.
Zhang Sanfeng had already been stuffed into the car, and these big men in black were obviously extremely experienced people, and they firmly held down Zhang Sanfeng's joints to prevent Zhang Sanfeng from escaping.
The big man at the head stood at the door of the store, swept his eyes around, looked at the old men and old ladies who told fortunes on Feng Shui Street, and ordered: "Take them all!" ”
"What do you do?" There was another burst of chickens and dogs.