Twenty-second moe、Where women can't let men see.
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Li Yanhan said: "Senior Sister Wei, you misunderstood, in fact, ......"
"There's nothing to explain!" The braided girl categorically interrupted Li Yan's words, and snorted coldly: "If it weren't for the fact that the old lady doesn't know martial arts, I would have picked your balls now and let you enter the official to be a eunuch." You listen to the old lady, these two loli are now protected by the old lady, you dare to do something to them, the old lady promises to use all means to play you as a eunuch. ”
Li Yan spread his hands, although the braided girl's tone was not good, and he threatened him viciously, but he was not angry. This kind of threat is different from the nature of Lu Qingdu's fool's threat, and Li Yan will not hold a grudge against the other party for this kind of thing. He hugged his fist at the braided girl, and said seriously: "Then please trouble Senior Sister Wei to take these two sisters away first, I want to change my clothes but they have to be here, it's really quite inconvenient, you take them to your bedroom and teach them the things of men and women well...... Please! ”
The braided girl snorted, he didn't believe Li Yan's words, when she was in Lichun Courtyard, she had seen countless sanctimonious but lascivious and shameless men, and now she automatically classified Li Yan into that category, and said: "Spicy mother, of course the old lady wants to take them away, stay here and let you spoil it?" She beckoned to the two little Lori's and said, "Two girls, come to my sister's bedroom to play, my sister has something to say to you." ”
The two little loli said that they didn't understand what Li Yan and Wei Xiaobao said just now, and when they heard Wei Xiaobao greet them, they both looked at Li Yan with inquiring eyes.
Li Yan nodded and said, "Go, this sister is a good person, you can talk to her well, maybe you can become friends." ”
The two Loli heard that there might be one more friend, so they finally let go of Li Yan's calf shorts and followed Wei Xiaobao out. Seeing Wei Xiaobao's braided hair disappearing at the door one by one, Li Yan thought: It's so easy to manage things.
Close the door, take off the calf shorts, wipe it with a wet cloth, and then change into a dry Huashan sword and brand chivalrous uniform, Li Yan's whole person suddenly became energetic, although his appearance is not handsome to the point of violence, but it can also be said that his facial features are correct, plus he is from later generations, compared with the people of this era, he has more confidence and calmness on his face, and his temperament is very outstanding.
The only thing that made him unhappy was that there were four words printed on the back of the chivalrous suit on his body: "Huashan on the Sword", which looked very similar to those spoof clothes in later generations.
Li Yan had no choice but to let them hang on his back, he carried all his property, as well as the low-level library card and the secret book of "Quanzhen Xuanmiaogong" in his arms, and planned to go to the Zangjing Pavilion. But he didn't know where the Scripture Pavilion was, so he decided to go to the next bedroom to ask the braided girl and the tooth changer Gongli about it.
At this time, in the bedroom next door, the braided girl was giving a lecture to the two little Lori: "Spicy mom! Listen, you two, women and men don't kiss each other, which means that neither men nor women can kiss each other. ”
Tooth changer Lori interjected: "Senior sister, it's unclear about the award!" ”
The braided girl snorted and said, "Almost, don't care about this kind of detail!" In short, the position below a man's lower abdomen must not be seen. As for the several key positions on our women, they must not be shown to men, otherwise they will be lewd baby sluts, shameless! ”
Tooth-changing Lori raised her hand: "Senior sister, can you show us those important positions on a woman's body?" ”
The braided girl pointed to her chest and said, "This is one of the positions, and you must not show it to men......"
Tooth changing Lori reached out and touched her chest, her body had not yet begun to develop, and the position of her chest was naturally flat, she couldn't help but wonder: "There's nothing here, weishenme can't be shown to men?" ”
The braided girl said: "When you grow up, there will be two small hills rising here, and that's what the old lady said." ”
Tooth Chang Lori shook her head blankly, expressing puzzlement. The little Lori Yang Guo next to her also shook her head desperately, her face was full of stupidity, and the two said together: "Senior sister, let us see, what kind of hill does it look like?" ”
The braided girl nodded and said, "Okay, the old lady will show you." "She's not squirming at all, although she hates lustful things, but after all, she grew up in a brothel, and her style of behavior is much more generous than that of ordinary women, and the two little Lori's want to see, and she is not afraid to show them, so she began to take off her clothes.
She was wearing a set of long skirts worn by low-level prostitutes in Lichun Yuan, which was very cheesy, and the only advantage was that it was easy to take off, and a row of buttons on her chest was opened to both sides with a light unbutton, revealing a red belly pocket, and she opened the belly pocket, and two small hills of pink and white soft and red at the top popped out.
The braided girl pointed to the small hill and smiled: "Spicy block mother!" Did the two sisters see it clearly? It's this thing, when you grow a few years old, this will grow on your chest, in fact, it's just two lumps of meat, I don't know why men like to watch it...... Inexplicably, you remember, women must not be shown to men here...... If you show it to a man casually, it is a water-based flower-based cheap woman, do you want to be called a water-based flower-based cheap woman? ”
The two loli said obediently: "I don't want to!" ”
"Well, death can't let men see this......"
Before the braided girl's voice fell, she suddenly heard a "bump" sound from the bedroom door, it turned out that someone had kicked it open from the outside, Li Yan swaggered in, and said with a smile as she walked: "You kicked my door open just now, and now I'm kicking it back...... Senior Sister Wei, sister who changed teeth, where is the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion...... Yes? ”
Halfway through Li Yan's words, he saw the braided girl standing in front of her with her clothes wide open, and the two pink and white balls on her chest completely fell into his eyes, especially the two red flowers in the white and tender, which were really confusing people's eyes, that size, it should be a B cover, right? He was immediately petrified on the spot, his mouth kept an "ah" shape, and he couldn't close it for a long time.
The braided girl was also stunned by Li Yan who suddenly rushed in at the door, and her hands still maintained the movement of opening her clothes, and she actually forgot to cover her chest.
The two of them protected the flute action for at least five seconds, and then they heard the tooth changing Lori and Yang Guo say at the same time: "Huh? Senior sister, didn't you say that this place can't be shown to men even if it dies? Why did you show it to Brother Li Yan again? You just said that if a woman's place is shown to others, it is a water-based woman...... Don't you ......?"
"Ahh The braided girl's mouth let out a high-decibel scream, which shook the ancient plum village and almost collapsed. She hurriedly closed the placket of her clothes in the middle, turned around, hurriedly buttoned the buttons, and scolded angrily: "You...... You...... You...... How did you get in? ”
Li Yan's sweat flowed down, and he quickly covered his eyes with his hands and said, "Misunderstanding...... This is definitely a misunderstanding...... I was just...... You kicked my door just now, and I wanted revenge before kicking it back...... I just want to ask where the Pavilion is. ”
The braided girl said angrily: "Shameless, lewd, mean, lewd...... Spicy Lump Mommy's! The old lady hates you the most. Woo...... Finished...... The old lady's innocence is all over...... The old lady has not been seen by a man in a brothel for more than ten years, but I didn't expect to be looked at by you villain...... Woo...... What can I do now? ”
Li Yan was sweating profusely: "It's an accident, and you won't get pregnant if you look at it, it's okay...... I didn't think I had seen it. ”
"Uh......h After seeing it, people said it was an accident, and I wanted to think that I hadn't seen it...... How can it be so cheap. The braided girl snorted and said with tears: "Lose money...... Lose money quickly......"
Li Yan also regretted a little in his heart, it was indeed a little inappropriate to kick open someone's door and break in, this time he did something wrong, he fished out all the remaining money in his arms and put it on the ground, about forty or fifty taels.
"Uh......h What's the use of losing money? Everyone has been seen out......" The braided girl cried and scolded: "Get out, don't let the old lady see you again, otherwise you will pinch your balls." ”
Li Yan Khan: "I haven't asked where the Scripture Pavilion is." ”
At this time, Lori said timidly: "The Zangjing Pavilion is in the north of the commercial street...... From the avenue of the commercial street, go all the way north, through a few woods, to the deepest part of the north side of the Black Wood Cliff, where there is a small building, which is the Scripture Pavilion. ”
Li Yan got the news he wanted, and he didn't dare to stay here anymore, for fear that this woman would be mad and fight with him, so he quickly turned his head and ran: "I'll go first, he will see each other in the rivers and lakes every day, and then he should drink and talk ......happily."
"Hello, you spicy mom!" As soon as Li Yan disappeared, the braided girl stopped crying, jumped up suddenly, picked up the silver that Li Yan had put down from the ground, and held it in her arms.
Seeing her face change so much, Lori and Xiao Yangguo were stunned.
At this time, the braided girl snorted: "Anyway, he has seen it, it is irretrievable, and it is a blessing in misfortune to be able to collect dozens of taels of silver back......
Tooth changing Lori and Yang Guo sweated together: "Sister, aren't you angry with Brother Li Yan anymore?" ”
The braided girl snorted coldly and said: "Spicy mom, making money is making money, being angry is angry, these are two different things, that villain touched me last time, and peeked at me again this time, how could I not be angry?" surnamed Li, let the old lady walk and see. ”
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