Chapter 738: From Today Onwards, My Name Will Be Called [Jie Cao Down] (Fifth Update)
It was a phoenix the size of a gate key, with seven colors on a small pattern, and they were cleverly matched with each other, making it look particularly dazzling at first glance. At the same time, the colorful colors seem to be "active", like a slowly flowing colorful spring, slowly flowing on the entire gem-like pendant.
The crowd gathered around in unison.
"This ...... It's really a blocky magic guide similar to Fit-chan's magic guide......" Naha looked surprised, and at the same time, affirmed that fact.
"And it's a lot prettier," said Madoka, "although Fit-chan is also very beautiful." ”
"Uh...... You can get rid of the latter sentence. Apricot complained weakly, "The magic guide doesn't need to accept compliments, and ...... Fit's magic guide is a male voice, it doesn't need to be prettier, and Fitt won't mind......"
"Is that so...... Hehe...... "Madoka, who was kind to everyone, smiled a little embarrassedly.
"This ...... This, this, this...... The apes turned out to be ...... It's become a magical girl! Kuroko looked shocked, "! ”
"It's the magical girl Xiao Ye!" Xiao Ye said angrily, "Oh no, it's - magic boy Xiao Ye!! In the world of Neyfitt and the wind, there are not only magical girls, but also many magical boys like me! ”
"But that world realm belongs to that world realm," Kuroko smiled pleasantly, "There seems to be no such unreasonable creature as a magical boy in our world!" ”
"It seems that there are only a few magical girls in this world......" Xiao Ye thought about it.
"Ah, what's your name?" Tempest asked kindly as he looked at the original form of the ununfolded magician.
But the intelligent magician ignored her.
"Xiao Ye, does it have a name?" The wind had no choice but to look at its owner, Xiao Ye.
"I don't know what to say," Xiao Ye said, "wait for me to ask." ”
Immediately, he raised his hand and put the magic guide in front of him—
"Excuse me, can you speak?" Xiao Ye asked respectfully.
"Back to the master, I can not only speak. He is also proficient in various languages of the worlds and universes. A girl's voice, which sounded a little immature, but at the same time made people feel very serious and serious, immediately sounded, "Communicating with birds and animals is also one of my abilities. ”
"Then my family Brushing asked your name just now, why didn't you answer?" Seeing that the magic guide is a girl's voice. And he looks very respectful. Xiao Ye immediately relaxed and asked.
"Back to the master, as a disciplined magician," replied the girl solemnly. "My first speech must be to communicate with the master, and my first question must be reserved for the master."
"Oh poof......"
When everyone heard this, they almost squirted out.
You...... You're too "disciplined", aren't you!!
Xiao Ye's magician. Unexpectedly, the level of intelligence also seems to be "cosmic level", which is n notches higher than that of ordinary magic guides.
But......
Are you sure you don't think of "discipline" as your "chastity", as your "virginity"?
"Very good, your discipline, I will take it exactly." Xiao Ye was also vomiting blood, but with a mouth, he couldn't help but say even more blood-vomiting words, "The girls in my family will talk to you in the future." Don't ignore people anymore and ask you questions, and you don't have to be silent and don't answer, do you know the Tao? ”
"Understood, MyMaster." The magician replied respectfully.
"Naw. Now, Miss Magician," Kuroko then stepped forward and asked quickly. "Ask you, what is your master's bust. How big are the cups? ”
"Master's bust is about 977 and the bottom bust is about 806," the magic guide measured in an instant, and then replied fluently, "The difference between the upper bust and the lower bust is 171, so the C cup is extremely close to ......the D cup."
"Shut up !! me"
Before the girl's words were finished, a certain master had already roared, raised his left hand, closed his left and right palms, and directly "shut up" it inside.
Everyone: "......"
"Master ......" in the closed palm, and soon, the magic guide called out to the master in confusion, worry, and apology, "Although I don't know what Lu Dao did wrong, but I seem to have made the master angry, I'm sorry ......."
Xiao Ye: "......"
It's not really beating you, it's not scolding you, it's not spoiling you, it's not hating you!
"Hawkers, don't answer other people's questions about my personal ** in the future," with a long sigh, Xiao Ye spread out his palm again, looked at the colorful pendant on his palm, and said helplessly, "Do you understand?" ”
“yes,mymaster!” The magician quickly replied cheerfully and respectfully.
"Then I'll ask you now," Xiao Ye said, "do you have a name?" ”
“ihaenoname,mymaster。” Wizard Dao.
“why?” Xiao Ye involuntarily asked-"Oh no, you speak in Chinese for me!! ”
"Yes, master." The magic guide instantly switched the language state, "As a disciplined magic guide, my name is to be left to the master." ”
"Oh poof......"
Xiao Ye almost vomited blood.
Your "festival" appears a little too often, right?!
"Huh? I don't have a name yet...... "After waiting for a long time, the wind finally waited for an answer, and at this time, he let out an exclamation that had been delayed for more than half a minute.
"Tempest, you can help me come up with a name!" When Xiao Ye saw her talking, he just pushed the boat down the river, and naming her name or something, which has never been his specialty.
"This one...... I want to think about ......"
"I don't want it!" But the wind girl just started to think about it, and she didn't come up with a result yet, but at this time, she only heard a strong objection from the magic guide girl in an instant, "As a disciplined magic guide, my name must be given by the master!" ”
Xiao Ye: "......"
Everyone: "......"
Your "festival" is really overflowing!!
"Believe it or not, I'll call you 'it off'!" Xiao Ye blurted out a black line on his head.
"Thank you, master, for naming me." The magic guide girl instantly accepted the name seriously, "As a disciplined magic guide, as long as it is the name given by the master, no matter how it sounds, I will be the most beautiful and beautiful name in the world after the master's name - from today on, my name will be called." ”
"Oh poof......"
"Oh ha......ha Oh haha......ha
Kuroko instantly laughed.
And Xiao Ye burst into tears and vomited blood in an instant.
The rest of the people are all kinds of crying and laughing.
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