Chapter 3 (2) Beiyue Mountain welcomes spring
At the third meeting of the alliance, after the six giants were all seated, the white elephant king, who did not have too many wastes, said: "First of all, congratulations to the Pingtian Great Sage for becoming the head of all demons and the leader of the Demon Mountain Alliance. "The Bull Demon King is in the first place.
It's just that this second position was sat by Zhuang Wangu, and the proud record of defeating Manjushri Bodhisattva and Puxian Bodhisattva with the strength of one person is that the records of the Pingtian Great Holy War Si Ming Xingjun and the Greedy Wolf Star Monarch have also lost some color.
The third chair is naturally the Green Lion King to sit, and the fourth chair, although it is only the Yellow Lion Essence, but the mysterious Nine Spirits Yuan Sage is still too terrifying, and it naturally belongs to the Nine Spirits Yuan Sage, and the Exorcist Great Sage sits in the fifth chair, and the Yellow Eyebrow Old Buddha sits in the sixth chair, and there is no objection.
The next step was to discuss the specific distribution of power, and Zhuang Wangu was quite uninterested in these issues, so he got up and called Ao Qingqing in to continue the meeting on his behalf.
Out of the lion camel nave, walking outside, snowflakes falling, nearly the year is closed, Qi Lingyun put on a windbreaker for Zhuang Wangu, Zhuang Wangu walked straight, thinking that it has been closed for nearly a year, since crossing into this world of gods and demons, there have been nine years, and I have almost forgotten the taste of the New Year.
At the moment, he left all the work to Ao Qingqing, rode his own horse and snow, went straight to Beiyue Mountain, all the way over, on the official road, although the snow was enclosed, but there were quite a lot of merchants.
Zhuang Wangu had no intention of staying, and saw that all parts of the country were full of joy when the New Year was coming, so he naturally stopped and hurried all the way, and it didn't take much time to reach Beiyue Mountain. Back in the Beiyue Emperor's Palace, the red boy jumped into the arms of the princess of the iron fan: "Mother, I miss you so much." ”
Zhuang Wangu was a little depressed, ripped off the red boy, and hugged the princess of the iron fan into his arms: "Princess, I really miss you so much." Hearing the emperor talk about flesh and numbness, several maids beside Princess Iron Fan were all giggling.
Hugged in her arms, Princess Iron Fan raised her pretty face, stroked Zhuang Wanguna's cheeks, which still looked baby-faced, but full of frost, with her hand, and said softly: "Husband, welcome back." The red boy pouted and expressed his grievances: "Why did you throw me down?" Then when I saw this scene, I couldn't help clapping my palms: "Dear, dear." ”
Zhuang Wangu turned his face and glanced at the red boy with a straight face, and the red boy stuck out his tongue without speaking, and did not summon the major ministers of Beiyue Mountain at the moment, but in the Yiluo Palace of the Iron Fan Princess, he called a few apprentices to have a home-cooked banquet first.
Zhuang Wangu found at this time that Ao Meng now in addition to the imperial pupils, but also the princess of the iron fan, always like to lie in the arms of the princess of the iron fan, always like to rub in the arms of the princess of the iron fan, speaking of Ao Meng, Zhuang Wangu suddenly remembered one thing: "Ao Meng, in the past seven years, have you returned to the Dragon Palace of the South China Sea?" ”
Ao Meng finally sat up straight in the arms of Princess Iron Fan, and the child's voice was crisp: "Of course I returned, my father heard that Meng Meng was playing in the Beiyue Imperial Palace, so he put his mind at ease and agreed to let Meng Meng play in the Beiyue Imperial Palace, if you don't believe it, Sister Hitomi can testify." ”
Zhuang Wangu with a more and more powerful attitude, rising on the West Niu Hezhou, the South China Sea Dragon King is worried about how to climb the Beiyue Emperor this backer, his daughter suddenly became the second disciple of the Beiyue Emperor, and the South China Sea Dragon King is not happy at the moment, of course, all this Ao Meng's little head can never be sorted out, she only knows that there is a princess in the Beiyue Emperor Palace, there is a sister who loves herself, there is a majestic emperor, and there is a bad red child who likes to pinch her face.
In this homely banquet, in addition to Zhuang Wangu himself, there are Princess Iron Fan, Ao Meng, Red Boy, and Qi Lingyun. The eldest disciple, Huang Tong, is still in retreat, and has not yet come out, basically it is a big or small family, and it is quite warm to sit and eat together.
"Husband, in two days it will be the end of the year, Chinese New Year's Eve." Princess Iron Fan said when she gave Zhuang Wangu a meal.
"Oh, it's going to be the New Year." The red boy jumped up happily, and Ao Meng also sat up straight from the princess's arms: "Do you want to celebrate the New Year?" Meng Meng likes the New Year. "The attraction of the New Year is incomparably attractive for children.
Due to the reason of the retreat, Zhuang Wangu missed the seven-year New Year's Day, the iron fan princess proposed this, Zhuang Wangu's brain suddenly like a paste, the New Year, what to do, keep the New Year, paste the Spring Festival couplets, the door god, upside down the blessing word, New Year's paintings, set off firecrackers, Zhuang Wangu found that he could challenge the two Bodhisattvas at the same time, but the truth is not clear how many things to do in the New Year.
Princess Iron Fan gently and skillfully took another bowl of rice for Zhuang Wangu: "The husband should rest assured, everything is taken care of by the concubine." ”
On the night of the twenty-ninth day of the New Year, Zhuang Wangu stayed in Yiluo Palace, but that night there was a farce, it turned out that Ao Meng liked to smell the smell of his mother's mother and sleep, and had been sleeping with Princess Iron Fan, Zhuang Wangu wanted to stay overnight but wanted to drive her back to her Nanhai Palace, and she was making a lot of trouble, and finally coaxed her back to Nanhai Palace. Finally coaxed the god back to the Nanhai Palace, Zhuang Wangu pressed the iron fan princess under him, iron
Giggled and said, "Husband was really anxious just now. ”
Seeing the soft and charming person lying under him, Zhuang Wangu was naturally no longer polite, and was greedy for joy for a while, but this was a private talk in the boudoir, but he didn't mention it more.
On the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, in the early morning, it was cold and snowy outside, Zhuang Wangu was a little lazy to get up, but Princess Iron Fan had already gotten up and combed the green silk with a flowing wooden comb in front of the rhombic mirror: "Husband, get up, today is the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, you can't be lazy." When she pinned the seven-screen flowing phoenix hairpin on the green silk, Zhuang Wangu finally got up.
Today, the princess of the iron fan took out the robe of Yuan Zhan, the crown of Taizhen, and wore the seal of Changjin Wuzhen, and put them on Zhuang Wangu one by one, and after that, she straightened out every fine line of her clothes.
On this day, Zhuang Wangu sat on the throne, and Princess Iron Fan sat on the throne of the emperor, and on the right hand side were the imperial pupil, the red child, and Qi Lingyun.
Ao Qingqing is not there, the first one is the gift of the King of the Dragon of the Well: "The minister offers fifty Jiaojiao, fifty Jiaodan, ten pairs of night pearls, ten jadeites of the West Sea, five water-repellent beads, and a ...... of 10,000-year-old jade coral trees on the bottom of the sea."
"Long live the emperor and queen, long live the emperor." After that, the well dragon king retreated, and then there were several demon generals to give gifts, where can these demon generals' family property compare to the well dragon king, so that it can be skipped and not mentioned, but when the lion monster presents, it is also rich.
"The minister offered 100 pairs of musk deer antlers, ten fragrant jade branches, a pair of white jade unicorns...... a piece of "Female History Atlas". Hearing the female stew, Princess Iron Fan asked, "But Gu Kaizhi's painting?" ”
The lion monster replied: "After the emperor, it is Gu Kaizhi's painting. He heard that the princess of the iron fan likes the amorous characters of Dongsheng Shenzhou, so he used a lot of money to collect this picture, just to be able to fight the emperor and queen, and at this time he asked about the emperor, and he was very happy at the moment.
Zhuang Wangu didn't have any research on ancient paintings, and he had heard of Gu Kaizhi's reputation, but he didn't remember what he did, seeing that Princess Tiefan liked it, he nodded slightly at the moment, expressing his appreciation, and seeing Emperor Beiyue nodded, the lion monster was overjoyed at the moment, and withdrew from the Beiyue Hall respectfully.
All the gifts of your subordinates have been offered, according to the process understood by Zhuang Wangu, it should be a Spring Festival couplet, but unexpectedly, the princess of the iron fan ordered the maid to take a large number of peach charms, that is, peach wood planks, as Spring Festival couplets pasted at the gate of the palace, listen to the explanation to make it clear, at this time there is no Spring Festival couplet, hanging are peach charms.
After pasting the peach charm is the door god, the two door gods are angry and round-eyed, and the appearance is hideous, and then the word Fu is pasted upside down, and some New Year's paintings are pasted everywhere, and the Beiyue Emperor's Palace is also jubilant. At noon, a war was set off outside, but it was so loud that it would sound no worse than the firecrackers of later generations.
At the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, sitting down around the round table, Ao Meng was in the arms of Princess Iron Fan: "The master is a bad person, yesterday he drove Meng Meng away, did not let Meng Meng sleep with the master mother, today Meng Meng wants the master to sleep together, don't want the master this bad person." ”
The red boy had round eyes and ears, as if he was waiting for something, and he didn't care about eating, and suddenly the red boy's eyes flashed with excitement: "It's coming." But I saw the red boy jump out and rush straight to the top of another mountain that is not too high at the foot of Beiyue Mountain.
Look at it, it turns out that in the low mountain, there is a monster that is extremely hideous, part like a dog, part like a dragon, the monster grows so big, I am afraid that it is more than three zhang high, how long is five zhang, and it looks very similar to the unicorn, the whole body is pitch black, and there are hooves under the feet, and it is still too hideous.
Princess Iron Fan smiled: "This child, every Chinese New Year's Eve, always likes to play tricks on the beasts." "After listening to Princess Iron Fan's explanation, I learned that this monster is even more hideous than the unicorn, whose real name is Nian, commonly known as the Year Beast, usually lives in the deep sea, but every Chinese New Year's Eve comes out to devour livestock and harm human life.
This should not be absolutely not, should not be touched by the red child, the red child is full of fire, Samadhi true fire dominates the world, and the beast is most afraid of fire and explosions, every time you see the fire is panicked, seven years ago the red child first encountered the beast, found that the beast touched the fire, the scared look is particularly interesting, so every year to play with the beast, and the beast does not know why, every year in the same place landing, the result is teased by the red boy again and again.
"Interesting, interesting. You're a really funny beast. "The red boy doesn't need to burn the beast with the true fire of Samadhi, every time he just scares the beast, and the beast panics and flees everywhere, for fear of being caught in the fire, and the red boy is amused by the beast and laughs.