The second update -

Li Yancai was not polite to her, and grabbed her hand, the biggest feature of her hand is that it is very white, clean, and even every nail is washed cleanly, white, giving people a sense of delicateness. When ordinary men see a pair of such beautiful hands, they are afraid that they will worship them as works of art. But Li Yan grabbed her little hand heartlessly, and said with an evil smile: "I'll paste all the dirt on it now...... After finishing speaking, he used his palm and the back of his hand to rub her little hand over and over again, rubbing it over, rubbing it over and over for ten consecutive times.

This time, there is no charming feeling in it, Li Yan is just simply spoofing to get angry, changing anyone, being treated as a "dirty thing" by a beauty, can you still find ambiguity in this beauty? That's definitely not going to happen.

And the old-fashioned royal sister didn't feel the slightest ambiguity, although she was caught by a man's little hand for the first time in her life, according to the rhythm of the starting harem novel, it should make her feel intoxicated, and she was smoked by the man's breath to fall in love with him, but in fact, this novel is not a starting point harem novel at all, but a starting point integrity novel full of discipline! Of course, the old-fashioned royal sister will not be smoked by Wang Bazhi's anger, she just feels a little creepy, the man's "dirty" hand rubs repeatedly on the back of her palm, she only feels that countless bacteria have invaded her hand, and are crawling along her arm......

The old-fashioned royal sister snorted miserably and begged, "Can it be over?" ”

Li Yan snorted: "Do you know that the pot is made of iron? If we know, we'll be done. ”

The old-fashioned royal sister said: "I have seen an earthen pot. ”

Li Yan Khan: "I'm not talking about pots, I'm talking about whether you know that you say that others are dirty." Is it rude? Actually, where am I dirty? I'm very clean. ”

The old-fashioned royal sister snorted: "This is what you are talking nonsense. How do you know you're not dirty? Let me tell you. There are many tiny creatures in you that are invisible to the naked eye, and they are called bacteria, and even if you wash yourself cleanly, these things are present in your body. When you touch me, these things crawl up to me along the way of contact...... Oops, it's dirty. ”

Li Yan Khan: "Of course I know about bacteria, I'm sure I know more than you." But you also have bacteria on you. Don't talk like you don't feel like you're doing anything. ”

"Huh? You actually know about bacteria? Ping Yizhi was taken aback: "You are a disciple of Hu Qingniu, even Hu Qingniu doesn't know bacteria, how do you know?" This is a high-level medical knowledge that I have developed uniquely, and no one in the world knows about it except me. ”

Li Yan was slightly taken aback, according to history, the first person to discover bacteria on Shijie should be the Dutchman Anton Leeuwenhoek, who discovered bacteria in 1683 with a single-lens microscope designed by himself, but what he didn't expect was. In this martial arts plane, Ping Yizhi has actually discovered this kind of everywhere. But what can't be seen with the naked eye, her medical skills are really unique in the world.

Li Yan couldn't help but wonder: "You don't have a microscope, how did you find bacteria?" ”

"What is a microscope?" The old-fashioned royal sister said: "I saw the bacteria through two drops of water by chance, and later after careful study, I found that there were bacteria everywhere...... That's why I don't dare to touch people anymore, and I only touch them with one finger...... I don't dare anyone tell anyone about this discovery, because I'm afraid of causing panic in everyone, you ...... Are you also a bacterium that you see through water droplets? ”

Li Yan sweated profusely, it seems that because of an accident, the two water droplets just formed a microscope-like effect, which allowed Ping Yizhi to peek into the secret of bacteria, which can be regarded as a miracle.

Hei Yizhi continued: "So I took a bath with an antidote and made clothes with an antidote, and in this way, the bacteria can't come to me, haha, I'm the only clean person on shijie!" ”

Pathetic guy, Li Yan sighed lightly: "Don't think that you can get rid of bacteria by taking a bath with potion, let's be honest, even in the potion, there are bacteria alive, bacteria are not killed if you want to, but unfortunately the water droplets that can form a microscopic effect are not often encountered, you must not have used the water droplets to observe the potion clothes on your own body, right?" It's actually full of germs, but you don't know it. ”

The old-fashioned royal sister snorted: "Don't lie here, the antidote I made can remove all the poisons on Shijie, just a few bacteria, it's only so big, how can there be immortality in my ten thousand poisons?" I can be sure that my clothes are clean and free of germs. Stop holding my hand, let go, and don't let the dirt crawl over you. ”

Li Yan was angry and funny, but he didn't bother to fix her anymore, so he let go of her hand and said, "I'll get a microscope when I have a chance, so that you can take a closer look at things like bacteria." ”

"What is a microscope?" The old-fashioned royal sister is strange.

Li Yan spread his hands: "It is a kind of prop that uses glass lenses and polishes them into peculiar concave and convex lenses, through the principle of optics, so that we can clearly see tiny things and magnify them dozens of times, or even hundreds of times, well, in fact, there is already glass on Shijie now, and it is not difficult to build a microscope, but the research of optics has not yet been rooted, so there is no microscope to come out......"

The old-fashioned royal sister said strangely: "There is still such a thing? Does it work as well as the balance scale you invented last time? ”

Li Yan nodded and said, "The product of science, of course, is easy to use." ”

Speaking of which, Li Yan no longer blames her for saying that she is dirty, in fact, bacteria are really terrible for people who don't know about it, it is estimated that Ping Yizhi was also frightened after discovering bacteria, so she became this kind of eccentric woman with a clean habit, teach her some knowledge about bacteria in the future, she should not be so perverted again.

Li Yan said: "Let's grasp the key point and get back to the point." The best way to treat Linghu Chong's sister is a magical martial art called the Northern Spiritual Skill. ”

"Northern Spiritual Skill?" Rao Shiping has seen a wide range of knowledge, and he has never heard of this kung fu.

Li Yan had no choice but to explain: "The Star Absorbing Dafa is derived from the Northern Pluto Divine Skill, but the Star Absorbing Dafa is not a complete Northern Pluto Divine Skill, and the internal force it absorbs will clash and cause trouble to those who are learning, but the Northern Pluto Divine Skill will not, and the internal power absorbed by it will be used and will not be harmful to the body." If we can let Ling Hu Chong learn the Northern Pluto Divine Skill, first disperse the alien true qi on her body, and then catch a few bad people to let her use the Northern Pluto Divine Skill to absorb the power, we can restore her to the state she was in before she was injured. ”

Ping slapped his hand with one finger and said with great joy: "It's really the best policy!" But...... Where are you going to get this Northern Pluto Divine Skill? If it is more difficult to obtain it than to go to Shaolin to obtain the Yijin Sutra, then wouldn't it be more difficult than the next strategy? ”

Li Yan smiled and said, "I know where the Northern Spiritual Skill is, I haven't had time to get it before, but this time for the sake of Linghu Girl, I plan to get it." ”

Ping Yizhi suddenly said: "No wonder you asked Junzi Jian to take Ling Hu Chong away for her treatment, it turned out to be this reason, in fact, everyone speculated that you took away a seriously injured girl, I don't know what you want to do with it." ”

Li Yan Khan: "Do I look like that kind of obscene person?" ”

Ping pointed to his hand and said, "It's very similar, you actually touched my hand in a daze." ”

Li Yan couldn't cry or laugh: "When I touched your hand just now, it was a completely nonsense expression, where was the lust confused?" Don't speculate on me. ”

The two finally made their words clear, but Li Yan already felt exhausted, and sure enough, talking to women is tired, women's logical thinking methods are completely different from men's, and it is really hard to reach a consensus with women.

The two returned to the righteous path, and the people from the Huashan faction, Hu Qingniu and other guests all entered the righteous hall. The two also hurried to the Zhengqi Hall, and when they saw Ping Yi pointing back, Hu Qingniu came up and asked a few words in a soft voice, obviously asking her if she had gotten a satisfactory answer, Ping Yi pointed to Hu Qingniu and said: "Li Yan does have a treatment, and I have been taught." ”

Everyone was convinced, and their eyes were full of admiration when they looked at Li Yan, but they didn't expect that Ping Yizhi could not cure Li Yan's disease, which can be regarded as a martial arts anecdote.

Li Yan was convinced that it should be no problem to take Ling Hu Chong away now, so he hugged his fists to the people present and said: "Since this is the case, I will take Senior Sister Ling Hu to find the thing that treats her, everyone rest assured, since I took the person away, I will take care of her safety and bring her back safely." ”

Ning Zhong loves Linghu Chong the most, and when he saw Li Yan guaranteeing the ticket, he was also a little relieved, and whispered: "Then it annoys Li Shaoxia, our family Chong'er is the most naughty and mischievous, greedy for alcohol and good things, if you have any trouble along the way, please don't condone her on our face, it's okay to scold her fiercely, if necessary, you can beat a few whips, punish her for kneeling on the floor or something, Chong'er is used to being punished in our Huashan......"

Li Yan Khan, since ancient times, I have only heard of women punishing men to kneel, if I punish free and easy girls to kneel, won't this be reversed?

The upright royal sister also walked up, and said with a serious face to the free and easy girl: "I said last time, you have to listen to Li Shaoxia's orders for everything, this time I will emphasize again, Li Shaoxia took you away to treat your illness, people work hard for your business, if you don't know how to be grateful, then how can our Huashan faction gain a foothold in the rivers and lakes?" On this trip, you don't treat yourself as a human being, you have to treat yourself as a pet puppy of Li Shaoxia, and you have to listen to him for everything, understand? ”

Everyone sweated profusely, listening to her righteous and stern words in the first half, quite a gentleman's style, how did she talk about zuihou, even the pet puppy came out? The gentleman's sword is getting more and more unable to grasp the point.

In fact, they didn't know, the serious sister originally wanted to say "you want to treat yourself as his slave girl", but after all, it was inconvenient to say this, so it was changed to a pet puppy, if the word "slave girl" was really said, the onlookers had to be stunned. (To be continued......)