Chapter 20: And the Negroes!
After the second bottle of whiskey was also drunk, Hong Tao also felt a little hot, and even the drum beat from the speaker was no longer so harsh, at this time he was chatting with the female bartender, and immediately entered the stage of exchanging phone calls, so another bottle of Black was opened.
The lights, the dancing crowd, the laughter, the bartender's face, Erin's face, the brunette's face, and even the face of Donnie's cheap nephew, swirled back and forth in my head like a Western landscape. looked at the beating softness on Katie's chest, and suddenly pressed on his face, and then he was full of heat, and kissed Erin on his tongue? Or Katie? It's so comfortable......
This is the memory that Hong Tao had in his mind when he was in a semi-sleepy state before waking up, and then his throat and eyes were like they were on fire, and they were painful. Just as he was about to open his eyes and sit up to find some water to drink, his body suddenly stiffened, and then continued to lie motionless.
There seemed to be a person around, and it was a living person, because his or her breath could be felt in his or her back, and then he felt it in his or her feet, and it must be more than just his own feet.
"Nima...... Is it Erin or Katie? How did we get back? Sam can't be in a hurry with me now! Drunk and promiscuous, could it be the bartender? Maybe it won't be a problem if that's the case, but hopefully. Hong Tao closed his eyes, tried to recover his whole body from sleep, and then slowly opened one eye.
"Japanese ship - full!" The first thing Hong Tao saw was not far from his nose, a bunch of golden hair, either Erin or Katie, and the barmaid was black hair.
"That's not right! The front is blonde hair!! So who's behind me? Seeing a pile of yellow hair in front of him, Hong Tao suddenly thought of a particularly specific question, is that sister or sister? Evil, I guess Sam is sharpening his knife at this time, right? Even if US imperialism is reopened, it cannot let its two daughters lose at the same time.
"No, this isn't my home? It's not Sam's house.,Who TM didn't have anything to do with sticking cartoons on the roof.,This is.。 Hong Tao closed his eyes again, carefully pulled out his feet from other people's feet, and slowly began to turn over, although he knew that Lu Dao was likely to have yellow hair behind him, but he had to see it with his own eyes before he died.
"It's over, let me die!" As soon as he turned halfway, Hong Tao's heart was cold, and there was not a bunch of yellow hair behind him, but it was more terrible than a bunch of yellow hair, it was a bunch of hair like a dun cloth, jet black......
"It's over, it's over, buddy is in vain this time, the AIDS infection rate in Africa is called a high, although South Africa belongs to the developed countries in Africa, it is estimated that it is not low." Hong Tao felt desperate in his heart, but he was not too desperate, so he carefully moved his left hand and touched it below.
Nima!! Not wearing a condom!! Hong Tao now knows that the one just now is probably not a dream, but really happened, in that feeling, he is very sure that he had that kind of relationship with a woman, and he wants to think more than once, and it is very intense, so that the little brother is still a little painful now.
"By the way, there's Donnie in the dream, damn it, won't you, buddy came from slave to general once?" Hong Tao thought of this, he really couldn't help it, he had to see clearly, Donnie's grandson was not there, if he was, he had to ask Y, who did whom!
After exhausting the strength of his abdominal muscles, Hong Tao came to a sit-up without support, and then saw a living spring palace!
In a room with a pale blue color, there was a large bed, and the bed lay one after another against the wall: a little black man, another little black man, a sitting self, another yellow hair, another yellow hair, and then there was no one, and now the door was closed, the air conditioning was blowing, the curtains were drawn, and the outside was bright.
"Fortunately, without Donnie, buddy, I can be considered to have escaped, but these 4 are not easy to mess with, in case the parents among them accuse themselves of rape, it is estimated that they will have to be imprisoned, and the government will not spare themselves for this international influence." Hong Tao slowly moved under the bed inch by inch, intending to leave this nosebleed-making environment first, and then think about his situation and countermeasures.
God forbid, until Hong Tao slipped out to the carpet at the foot of the bed, the four people on the bed did not make any movement, and they were still asleep. Then Hong Tao was like a dog, lying on the ground and arching around, he had to find his clothes, even if he ran away, he couldn't run bare-assed.
Finally found his clothes on the bookshelf and at the door, and after putting them on, Hong Tao knelt on the ground, quietly opened a crack in the door and looked out. Outside is a corridor, there seems to be a staircase at the end of the corridor, obviously, this is a big mansion, and it is divided into upstairs and downstairs, but listening to the movement, it seems that there is no one.
After climbing out of the door, Hong Tao finally dared to stand up, he moved his steps carefully, passed by a bathroom and a room that looked like a bedroom, and finally determined that there was no one upstairs, because the door of the room was open. Looking at the clock hanging at the corner of the stairs, it was already 9 o'clock in the morning, and Sam must have called the police at this time, right? How do you deal with this? If you are caught because of this, it will be too unjust, I just paid the rent, and it is useless for a day, will the fat man wait until he comes out to calculate the rent, and he can be sentenced for a few years?
A large series of question marks rolled through Hong Tao's head that was still a little hungover, to say that this foreign wine is harmful, no matter how much he drank domestic liquor, his head didn't hurt so much the next day, and his temples were like exploding, with the heartbeat!!
Sitting on the steps and thinking about it for more than ten minutes, Rao is Hong Tao's IQ and experience in his 60s, and he didn't come up with a reliable way to deal with the aftermath, AIDS, squatting in a prison cell, throwing 20,000 yuan in vain, and becoming a waste out of touch with society a few years later, and a lot of other catastrophic scenes bombarded his already uncomfortable brain in turn.
"him grandma drip! I love TM what it is, I don't want to. Hong Tao was still annoyed in the end, so he simply didn't want to do it, the sky was burning and the hair was burning, that was what it should be.
When I came to the bathroom I passed by just now, it didn't matter whose toothbrush and towel it was, I picked it up and used it, and now Hong Tao is a broken jar, whether he will be infected with AIDS, whether he will be sentenced to several years and I don't know how to do it, then I still have the heart to take care of that poor and exquisite.
Brushing his teeth and taking a bath, and then putting on his wrinkled clothes, Hong Tao came downstairs dejectedly, sat on the sofa, and saw the ashtray and cigarette butts on the coffee table, so he took out half a box of Jinqiao cigarettes that had been deflated from his pants pocket, lit one, and began to enter a short brain blank time.
"Plop ......@#$%%." There was movement upstairs, it is estimated that he had woken up the people in the house by tossing in the bathroom just now, and now the 4 chicks are looking around naked for clothes, as for how to explain between them, this is not about Hong Tao, he is now a lawsuit.
"Hong Tao, have you seen my shirt?" The most hateful thing is this Katie, who actually held her upper body with her hands and ran to the staircase railing to ask Hong Tao this question.
"No ......" Although he was irritable, Hong Tao was not the kind of scumbag who didn't admit it when he put on his pants, so he couldn't help but speak in a tone that he felt was gentle, but as soon as he said two words, Katie turned around and ran back.
The first to go downstairs was not Katie or Erin, but a little brunette among them, who made the deepest impression on Hong Tao, because she had a pair of thick lips, so thick that Hong Tao could not be described by a suitable metaphor.
"Did you sleep well? Does it hurt to have a headache, I have aspirin here, do you want two tablets? The little black girl didn't seem to be unnatural, just like greeting a relative who was staying at home, and then twisted her waist and walked into another door in the living room, listening to the movement, where should it be the kitchen.
"Hey, you're awesome, I was tossed to death by you, and I fell asleep in the middle of the night." Most of the features of the second little black girl who went downstairs were still upright, but her nose was too flat. As soon as she saw Hong Tao sitting on the sofa, she immediately exaggerated some of Hong Tao's performance last night.