The invention of 1056 Meng and Xiang Shaolong
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A girl suddenly walked out of the civil official group, and when she looked at it, it was actually Xiang Shaolong, a special forces girl, who was now wearing a civil official robe of the Great Song Dynasty, which looked weird. The special forces girl said: "The emperor is ...... Wechen has this! โ
Li Yan sweated profusely, hurried over and whispered: "Hey, it's just that other people are putting up this shelf with me, why do you talk like this?" Don't you feel kinky? Can we use the same way we communicate in the afterlife? If you sing a song in the hall, the little apple is better than playing the emperor and Weichen. โ
The special forces girl laughed in a low voice: "I will talk about the way I speak in the future every day, what does it mean?" When you come to ancient times, of course, you have to follow the local customs, I am playing role-playing, pretending to be an ancient official, don't come to spoil my interest. โ
Li Yan was speechless, so he had to return to his dragon chair and sit upright: "Aiqing is here." โ
The special forces girl said in a tone: "After several days of research, Weichen has now developed several new weapons. She pulled out a large stack of drawings: "This is a triangular thorn, this is a bronze cannon, this is a rifled musket, this is a steam engine, this is a hot air balloon......
After speaking, he took out another stack of drawings: "Here are some scientific ideas that can be used for civil purposes, which are biogas digesters, snow sugar, snow salt, glass, soap, and perfume...... Ahem, in short, Wechen needs a lot of craftsmen to run these projects. โ
This thing is definitely a person who has read a historical novel, and in an instant, he took a lot of awesome things that could kill all sides in ancient times. Li Yan didn't read these things less when he read historical novels before, and couldn't help but widen his eyes and said, "Aiqing, you've plagiarized too much, right?" Frankly. What novels did you copy the ideas for? โ
The special forces girl picked her head embarrassedly: "Ahem." A lot. I basically copied all the historical novels on the monthly ticket list. โ
"So, with these, let's bury our heads in the exhibition for two years and then push Mongolia?"
"Well, it's okay to flatten the whole world." The special forces girl said confidently: "I am a special soldier in the next life, and I am a good at fighting a war or something, although I am a little weak about martial arts, but the ancients who fought in conventional wars are definitely not my opponents." First of all, he immersed himself in the medieval weapons that could be made with the current level of science, focusing on defense and resisting the Mongol cavalry and archery troops. At the same time, we will develop basic industries, build up energy, metallurgy, light industry, heavy industry and other industries, establish modern production lines, and then open the production line, and drop modern weapons outward...... We don't need any famous generals, each soldier has an AK47, directly pushes it head-on, and uses aircraft artillery to destroy Mongolia in minutes. โ
Li Yan covered his face with his hands: "Can we be reliable?" Two years you built AK47 and I'll take a look? โ
The special forces girl spread her hands and said: "Your thinking is limited, I will name the first batch of rifled guns I made AK47." It doesn't have to be the AK47 of the later generations, in this world we have the final say. I said that the rifled gun is AK47, then it is. โ
Li Yan: "......"
The special forces girl smiled again: "I plan to name the first batch of cannons that have been built as retract cannons, what do you think?" โ
Li Yan covered his face with his hands and said, "Do you want to name the first tank you built?" โ
The special forces girl was overjoyed: "How do you know? I also plan to name the first hot air balloon the Boeing 747, the first ship the Mobile Battleship Nadeshiko, and the first grenade the Evil King Flame Killing Black Dragon Wave ......"
Li Yan foamed at the mouth and said loudly: "Come on, fork Xiang Shaolong out." โ
Although Xiang Shaolong's goods were forked out, the design concept of this product was not dispelled, so that ten years later, when the army of the Great Song Dynasty pushed the world, it would often launch shock-level weapons, such as a soldier holding a Swiss army knife and stabbing the enemy, and at the same time shouting in his mouth: "Look at my holy sword Heroda!" โ
Another example is when a soldier throws a grenade, he will also shout in his mouth: "Chakra storm, spiral pills......"
The captain of the battleship bombarding the enemy's harbor would also shout: "Hyperion, full rudder on the left side, Miga particle cannon on the starboard side...... Salvo! โ
The soldier who flew the hot air balloon shouted, "White Demon Gundam RX-78, attack!" โ
Even if you beat the enemy soldier with your bare hands, you have to shout: "Thirty times, Realm King Fist!" โ
This unreliable aura later spread all over the world, making the whole world tremble in terror, and it was not clear what these strange weapons were, and when the soldiers were shouting these slogans, they could actually get pleasure from them, and their combat effectiveness rose geometrically, and this is how the so-called men's blood came from.
Of course, the problem of industry has to be postponed, and the main difficulty of Li Yan at present comes from the threat of Pang Ban, and every master must take advantage of it, Li Yan sent people to recall Yue Fei and Yue Yun of the Jin Kingdom who had just been bulldozed back to the palace, and prepared to teach them the Taixuan Sutra. Now their military command ability is not needed for the time being, and the focus is on the battle in three months.
Li Yan had just taught Yue Fei the action method of the Taixuan Sutra, and before she had time to exercise, she saw a woman standing not far away, looking at Yue Fei with pitiful eyes. This woman is the female emperor Zhao Gou, although her imperial power has been snatched away by Li Yan, but she is still wearing a women's dragon robe, Li Yan is not the kind of bad person who is so cruel that he will rob other people's little girls' clothes, there is no need to stop the clothes that the female emperor likes, even if it is a dragon robe...... Anyway, people from later generations don't mind that someone wears the same clothes as themselves.
Some ministers who pay attention to etiquette have protested to Li Yan, thinking that the new emperor has ascended the throne, and the old emperor should be killed, even if he doesn't kill it, he should take off the dragon robe and change into prince-level clothes to show respect for the new emperor, but Li Yan thinks that it is not necessary, most of the leaders in later generations wear suits, and many ordinary people wear suits, who cares about this is really stupid. The dignity of the emperor does not come from the clothes, but from how much you have contributed to the people and how much you have loved them.
The female emperor shouted in a pitiful voice: "Marshal Yue! โ
Yue Fei also turned his head to look at her, his face was full of shame: "Your Majesty, Weichen failed to protect your country, but instead colluded with the usurper wolf Bรจi, who seized power in the country, he was really frightened, and when Weichen left descendants for the Yue family, he came to the emperor to receive the death and ask for the guilt." โ
The female emperor flattened her mouth and said: "That's not necessary, I am really not very good at managing the country, and it is actually happier for me to eat and drink well every day in the harem like this, how to deal with this kind of thing in Mongolia, let Li Yan worry about it." You just said...... Do you want to leave a legacy for future generations? โ
Yue Fei nodded and said: "There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest, I must let the Yue family pass it on......"
The female emperor's eyes flashed with stars: "That...... Do you want...... ...... with me" blushed and spoke in a smaller voice, but the female emperor still said very firmly: "Have sex with me." โ
Yue Fei wiped a handful of sweat: "The two of us can't have children. โ
"Why?" The female emperor was anxious: "There is nothing wrong with my body, I am very healthy." โ
Yue Fei shook his head: "I will have a child with Li Yan." โ
The female emperor was shocked and took five steps back: "That...... I...... I...... Although I'm a bit rotten, I occasionally like to read some ** novels, but ...... Men and men can't be born. โ
Yue Fei wanted to explain that he was a woman, but after thinking about it, he didn't feel that there was any need to explain, so he let the female emperor break his mind. So he arched his hand and found a place to practice the Taixuan Sutra.
The female emperor is extremely resentful, if she loses in competition with a woman for a man, she will feel better, but if she fails to compete with a man for a man, what is this? Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it, you have to figure out where you are defeated.
That night, the female emperor hid in the flowers and trees, staring at Yue Fei's room, and when it was the third watch in the middle of the night, she saw Li Yan coming over secretly, Yue Fei opened the door from the inside, and then dragged Li Yan in.
Wow! I'm going to see how you men and men have children.
The female emperor carefully touched the edge of the wall and crawled over, put her ear against the wooden wall, and could clearly hear the sounds inside, there were kisses, there were undressing sounds, and then there was a snapping sound, and the female emperor mustered up her courage, kicked open the door and jumped in......
The first thing I saw was that the beloved marshal was facing away from the door, riding on Li Yan's straddle, twisting his waist, and the words "loyalty to the country" were also changing shape with the twisting of his body.
The Empress exclaimed, "It is not right for you to do this! โ
The marshal turned around, and the two huge hills on his chest blinded the female emperor's titanium eyes.
"Ah...... Yes...... Ah......h
The female emperor trembled all over, and she didn't know what to say for a while, she had been together for twelve years, and she didn't know that Mulan was a girl. Suddenly felt that his body was light, and he was actually dragged to the bed by Li Yan, and this time he was even more frightened: "What are you going to do?" โ
Li Yan smiled evilly: "Then you still need to say? Don't think I don't know, you like Marshal Yue first, and my second favorite is me, now that Marshal Yue is a woman, you know that Marshal Yue is a woman, so you can only marry me. โ
The female emperor froze, Li Yan didn't actually talk nonsense, she was just an inattentive woman, and there were always shadows of two men in her heart. has always been able to barely suppress his liking for Li Yan by repeatedly telling himself that he only loves Marshal Yue, and now that the current marshal is not a man, there is only Li Yan left in his heart all of a sudden.
In fact, with Li Yan's ear power, it was impossible for her to sneak outside the room to eavesdrop, Li Yan deliberately wanted her to know the truth.
In the midst of the gangsters, the female emperor was somehow dragged into the bed...... (To be continued......)
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