Chapter 283: Always imitated
Qiao Wanxian became the coach of the French team and became the focus of discussion in the entire French after-dinner discussion.
Fortunately, the current Qiao Wanxian is famous enough in Europe, even if he is not a fan, he can talk about him a word or two.
In the evening, when romantic French people return home from a walk on the street, they always habitually turn on the TV and flip to the Canal+ channel to watch a light-hearted and funny show "Beauty Weather Talk Show" that is popular all over France.
The host of the show is named Louise. Bulquin, is a blonde beauty with Brigitte. Baze's stunning looks and perfect temperament. Her narration style is smart and funny, always scratching her head while broadcasting the weather, and a few jokes often float out of her glittered lip gloss mouth, which can directly knock the audience over on the sofa.
She has imitated cooks, policewomen, divers, nurses, and has also eaten cakes, ironed panties, and put on makeup in front of the TV. Her commentary style is straightforward, mischievous, energetic and uninhibited, somewhat cute, and slightly familiar with her 25-year-old this year.
That night, she was dressed up in a weird way.
Dressed in a men's black Armani suit, wearing explosive black Ray-Ban sunglasses, black shiny leather shoes, and hands in his pockets, all black, he looked cold to the end.
In the strange expressions of the audience, Louise. Bulquin still had a cold expression, waving his hand to greet the audience, but as soon as he raised his hand, he directly thundered the audience.
She wears a pair of black gloves!
"What's wrong with Louise today? It feels weird! ”
"yes, what did she cosplay today? How did you wear a men's suit? ”
"She looks so weird."
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The audience was stunned, and no one could figure out what trick Louise was designing today.
In front of the TV, a small group of viewers already burst out laughing, and tears of joy came out. However, most still feel lost.
But then Louise. Bulquin's actions directly made all the audience at the scene and in front of the TV laugh and cry.
I saw Louise standing on the stage and doing a whirlwind movement with her arms. This action is exaggerated, but it has been spread too many times in major European media, and this is the classic action of Joe's cannon - overwhelming!
As soon as this action came out, everyone understood that Louise was imitating a person today. That's the new coach of the French team - Joe Wanxian!
“haha……”
At the studio scene, there was laughter.
In front of the TV, countless "gun friends" laughed and burst into tears. (Note: Gun Friends - Abbreviation for Qiao Wanxian fans.) It used to be called "cannon fodder", but because the word was too destructive, it was later renamed "cannon friend". )
Facing the laughter of the audience, Louise. Bulquin's face was calm. A calm and calm expression. I have to say that the Qiao cannon imitated by this chick is really a bit similar.
"Hello audience friends, I am the famous coach of Shijie who is loved by everyone and sees flowers blooming - Joe, Wan, and Xian! Today, I will give you a glimpse of what the weather will look like tomorrow in various parts of France. ”
Louise followed Jowan's gestures on the court, and the big screen behind her began to scroll according to her request.
"Paris, sunny to cloudy, 26 to 35 degrees Celsius, matters to watch the ball. unfit to kick football; Matters in love, not matters in bed in love. ”
Louise's words were blunt. There is no taboo at all, so much so that he is a little similar to Qiao Wanxian. "Not suitable for love in bed", what does this mean? Everyone who came over understood that suddenly, there was laughter again.
"Lyon, cloudy to light rain, fifteen to twenty-three degrees Celsius. Matters of playing football, not suitable for watching football; Walking, not suitable for travel......"
Lois. Bulquin brought out a domineering and arrogant atmosphere on the whole stage, especially when she imitated Qiao Wanxian's movements of pinching his waist, smiling, or hugging his shoulders, which made any fan seem to be laughing.
Later, a "gun friend" forwarded this video to the Internet, which became an instant hit, and the program "Beauty Weather Talk Show" immediately became a hot spot of attention in Europe.
Escalets, president of the French Football Federation, has the habit of watching the weather forecast every night, and Louise's "Beauty Weather Talk Show" has naturally become his first choice.
Seeing this episode of the funny show, even the sixtieth-year-old Escarletus couldn't help but laugh. Bulkun, it's really interesting!
Suddenly, Escarletus thought of something.
I heard that Qiao Wanxian is young and romantic?
I happened to know the director of the Canal+ channel, is it necessary......
As soon as the idea came to him, Escarletus immediately rejected his own idea. I heard that Joe Cannon has several girlfriends, if he pushes Louise, a French goddess, into his arms, won't it hurt others?
But......
Is it French football that matters, or is it the French goddess who is important?
Besides, Cheryl and Lucy are very happy to hear about it......
Soon, Escarletes found a reason to convince himself and watched Louise, who was still funny on the TV. Miss Bulquin's eyes narrowed involuntarily.
If Joe Cannon successfully led the French team to the top of the fourth group of the budget competition, then he would not mind being a Venus Eros to match the bridge......
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On August 30, the new French team officially gathered in Paris, and Qiao Wanxian didn't know that he had been spoofed on a talk show.
The first time he met the players of the French team, Qiao Wanxian wore a silver-white suit, with his young and energetic face, at first glance he didn't look like a dull football coach at all, but like a rich boy.
Lloris, Patrice Evra, and Benzema, the most controversial inductees, were the first to report to the hotel, and these young national team junior brothers obviously want to have a personal relationship with the manager in anticipation of the next chance to be selected for the national team.
In fact, Ribery's selection also caused a lot of criticism in the French media, but his performance at Chelsea was really eye-catching, and he had a good relationship with Qiao Wanxian, so he didn't bother. Benzema, who has been unable to find a place in the Chelsea squad, seems worried.
However, Benzema is from Chelsea after all, and there are too many exchanges with Qiao Wanxian, on the other hand, Lloris and Evra, when they see the first time Qiao Wanxian, they are nervous and even their little stomachs are spinning, for fear that they will do something bad and annoy this high-flying miracle coach, and then be expelled from the national team.
Lloris is a handsome guy, Evra's appearance is a bit miserable, Qiao Wanxian smiled hard, and patted several people on the shoulders in turn: "Some people say that you are not qualified to be selected for the national team, I think that's bullshit!" Look, how sturdy is the body? ”
Evra was stunned, puzzled. Boss, we are players, we rely on our skills to play football, what does it have to do with our bodies? We're not boxers!
Blanco, the assistant next to him, smiled more easily, and was very relieved to see these new generation of French players, and exclaimed: "If Qiao Wanxian thinks that you are qualified to play for France, then it is useless for God to stand up against it!" Behave well as lads, and maybe you'll have a chance to play and become a hero of the country right away! ”
Hero of the nation?
Poor Loris struggled to create the coveted picture in his head, as if it were too far-fetched. I haven't felt the applause of the fans in the club now, is it possible that I will be cheered and screamed in the national team?
However, Benzema has the experience of joining Chelsea, and he has a strong ability to bear such "bold words", and nodded seriously.
After a few people left, Blanco said very seriously: "Wan Xian, it's a good thing that the national team is younger, but ...... You see that Loris is too young, right? Does such a player have what it takes to keep the door to the national team? And Benzema, to be honest, in the usual training at the club, I never thought he had the quality to be selected for the French national team. ”
Qiao Wan's idle eyes roamed back and forth on the waitress in the hotel, and said casually: "You can rest assured, in the next game against the Faroe Islands, all the players who were selected for the first time will all start and prove their strength!" ”
"Huh? Starting? ”
For a moment, Blanco even regretted his intestines.
This Qiao cannon is not angry with himself, right? All the new players who are selected for the first time have to make their debuts, doesn't that mean that Lloris, a rookie, is also going to make an appearance?
Oh, my God!
Blanco had a fainting feeling. (To be continued......)