Chapter 120: The Mayor's Joke

"You don't believe that, do you?"

Seeing Yanyan's strange appearance, Lingzi smiled proudly and said:

"Listen to what I learn for you. Mayor Wang said that one night, in Huimin Square in the provincial capital, a couple of young men and women wearing school uniforms held a marriage proposal ceremony in the middle of the square.

The young man lit a circle of candles around the girl, and then, holding a bouquet of roses, knelt down before the girl and said, 'Promise to marry me, dear!' ’

The girl nodded boldly, and the young man hugged her tightly and kissed in public.

At this moment, a middle-aged man in the crowd of onlookers shouted at them, "Hey, young man, say your vows to the girl out loud, and let all of us present be witnesses of your love!" ’

The young man was moved, and said loudly, 'I, Feng Yingming, will always love Jiang Lanfang in this life and this life!' ’

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, the middle-aged man immediately walked up to the two young people and said, 'You are in the second (third class) of high school, I am the director of the school, and you will find me in the teaching office tomorrow!" ”

"Hahahaha, the two students were all fooled?"

As soon as Yan Yan listened to Lingzi's words, she immediately burst out laughing, laughing so much that tears welled up.

"Yanyan, don't be in a hurry to laugh first, later, Mayor Wang also told me a joke, do you want to hear it?"

Lingzi saw Yanyan smiling forward and backwards, and deliberately sold Guanzi again.

"Think, think, say it! I really didn't expect that the joke told by Mayor Wang really made people laugh! ”

Yan Yan stared at Reiko urgently.

"Okay, then I'll say it. The second joke Mayor Wang told that night was:

There was a descendant who went after a girl, and the girl said, 'You don't pee on yourself!' ’

The offspring told a friend of his what the girl had said, and the friend said, 'Don't be discouraged, maybe the girl is joking with you.' Keep chasing, maybe there's hope. ’

Unexpectedly, Hou Sheng replied listlessly, 'There is no hope, and later, when I peed on myself, I accidentally spilled urine on the girl's feet. ’”

"Hahahaha, hahahahaβ€”β€”! This joke is really funny, it's so funny! Reiko, I really can't imagine that your Mayor Wang would be so humorous and tell jokes! ”

Yan Yan clapped her hands with laughter, and her hearty laughter attracted the guests at several tables around her to turn their heads and look at this side.

"Hey, hey, hey, pay attention to the impact, pay attention to the image! It's public! ”

Reiko noticed the changes and reactions around her, and immediately reached out and patted Yanyan twice on the arm.

"Hey, hey, hey! I said that you Mayor Wang is really good at telling jokes! If I have the opportunity one day, I can also talk to Mayor Wang. When the time comes, I'll ask him to tell me a few jokes in person. ”

Yan Yan tried to keep her voice down, but she continued to laugh and gasp to say her wishes.

"Okay, when the opportunity comes, I'll ask Mayor Wang to talk to you as well. Butβ€”"

Lingzi followed Yanyan's words for half a sentence, and then sold another pass.

"But what?"

Yan Yan looked at Reiko strangely.

"Howeverβ€”β€”, you also have to sleep with Mayor Wang's son first!"

Suddenly, Reiko made a big, big joke on Yanyan.

"you! I didn't expect that now you're thick-skinned too! ”

Yanyan grabbed a potato strip from the tray and threw it at Reiko's head.

"Hey, hey, hey, embezzlement and waste are the biggest crimes! You don't need money to be a potato stick! ”

Reiko giggled, reaching out to resist and dodge the potato strips that Yanyan threw at her.

After laughing happily for a while, Reiko continued to say to Yanyan:

"How about it, if you are asked to sleep with Yumeto, you will be scared, right?"

"What? You say I'll be scared if I sleep with my dreams? Hmph, when the time comes, I don't know who will lay down whom! ”

Yan Yan replied to Reiko in a disdainful tone, and at the same time put on a look of preparing for a duel.

"Forget it, I see, you are a giant in words and a dwarf in action! Okay, I'm not going to play this joke on you. ”

Reiko shook her head at Yan Yan, and after taking a breath, she said to Yan Yan seriously:

"Hey, I'll tell you seriously, when you have a chance one day, you should really have a good chat with Mayor Wang!"

"Yo ho, I'm kidding you, are you serious? How could a big mayor talk to a little nanny like me? Unless, you let me go to his house to be a nanny, that's pretty much it! However, if you really want me to go to the Wang family as a nanny, you will be unemployed. Well, no, no, you can't be unemployed! Forget it, I'm not going to talk to you Mayor Wang. ”

Yan Yan shook her head with a smile, and asked after a while:

"Did Mayor Wang tell you this that day?"

"Of course it's not all! He told me a lot! ”

Reiko shook her head and denied Yan Yan's question, and then said:

"Mayor Wang also told me that people live in this world, if you have a casual heart, you will be more free;

With a normal heart, you will be more calm;

With a compassionate heart, you will accumulate more goodness;

With a grateful heart, you will be happier;

With a causal mind, you will be more reasonable;

With a forbearance heart, you will be happier;

With a detached heart, you will be more indifferent;

With a spiritual mind, you will be wiser;

With a simple heart, you will be more pure;

With a self-aware mind, you will be more awake. ”

After Reiko recited this passage, she looked at Yanyan with some pride and asked:

"Well, I'm pretty fluent in my memory, right?"

"Well, yes, it's very ripe! Add 10 points to you! But I would like to ask, how did Mayor Wang recite such a long 'heart' and 'you'? ”

Yan Yan stared at her friend curiously.

"Ahem, don't mention it! I've had a hard time! ”

Reiko replied truthfully:

"That day, I thought what Mayor Wang said was so good that I went to him again the next day before he went to work. I asked him, "Uncle, how can I write down all that you said last night?" As a result, Mayor Wang asked for my mobile phone number and WeChat number. After Mayor Wang arrived at the office, he used his mobile phone to send me everything he had told me the night before on WeChat. ”

"Really? Do you still have that content on your phone? ”

It seems that Yan Yan obviously also wants Mayor Wang's wise words, and she looks at Reiko's mobile phone on the table with anticipation.

"Yes, wow!"

Reiko immediately picked up the phone, opened it, flipped through it for a while, and then pointed to a piece of content on the screen and said:

"You see, he also sent it to me, you listen:

People don't live in the past, or just for the future;

In fact, it is important now, even if it is just an inconspicuous brick, it can cushion a height of tomorrow;

Don't say true love is hard to find, just exclude love from your life;

The fastest way to receive love is to give, the best way to feel love is simple, and the most effective way to maintain love is to be tolerant!

Don't squander time and words, both of these things, squandered, cannot be taken back.

Hey, Yanyan, did you hear me? ”

After Reiko finished reading, she looked at Yanyan with fixed eyes.

"Well, I hear you, I hear you. This passage is very incisive! Hurry up, you forward all those WeChat messages sent to you by Mayor Wang, and send them to me! ”

Yan Yan once again made an urgent request.

"No problem, I'll turn now!"

Lingzi said, and was ready to forward WeChat to Yanyan.

"Ahem, forget it, let's go back later. It's too late to go back! ”

This will, Yan Yan is not in a hurry.

She took the initiative to stop Reiko from preparing to forward WeChat, and then asked another question:

"Hey, Reiko, you specially invited me out today, it won't just convey the content of your conversation with Mayor Wang, right?"

"Well, I invite you to come out today, mainly to tell you the content of my conversation with Mayor Wang."

Reiko turned off her phone and continued:

"I think Mayor Wang's level is indeed too high, higher than the level of Minister Cai you mentioned! Moreover, Mayor Wang is so approachable, there is no shelf at all! ”

Reiko said, stretching out her hands to hold the Pepsi paper cup in front of her, as if she was reminiscing about Mayor Wang's speech.

"Yo yo, look at your virtue, you won't have a crush on that Mayor Wang, will you?"

Yan Yan looked at Reiko with an obsessive look, and joked openly.

"Go, go, you dare to make any jokes, even the jokes of Mayor Wang! Be careful, one day, I cut your tongue with a knife! ”

Lingzi pretended to glance at Yan Yan with disgust, but her heart was beaten by Yan Yan's words.

"Okay, okay, you said that the main purpose of inviting me here today is to tell me the content of Mayor Wang's conversation with you, what about the secondary purpose? What is the secondary purpose?"

Yanyan stopped joking with Reiko, and immediately asked a second question.

"The secondary purpose is that according to your suggestion, I asked Mengdu for financial compensation!"

Reiko seemed to be very relieved to say the topic of financial compensation.

"Really? How much did he give you? ”

Yanyan asked excitedly.

"Six thousand!"

Reiko stretched out her right hand and used her thumb and little finger to draw the shape of "six".

"What, it's only 6,000 yuan? Six thousand dollars still makes you happy like this? ”

Yan Yan immediately looked like a deflated ball, and her whole spirit wilted.

"Yes, Mengdu only gave me six thousand dollars. Later, his mother also gave me 10,000! Moreover, Mengdu's mother said that after Mengdu's marriage is completed, she will compensate me when the funds on hand are relaxed. ”

Reiko truthfully told her friends about the compensation given to her by the mother and son of the Wang family.

However, she secretly withheld 20,000 yuan from Boss Jiang's sauce-yellow bag without authorization, and she didn't dare to tell her friends.

"Oh, that's fine! This can be regarded as the first victory! ”

Yanyan nodded her head to indicate basic satisfaction, and then asked:

"Then are you still planning to leave the Wang family?"

"Forget it, don't leave. In the past two days, I have thought about it a lot, and I have been together for a long time, so I can figure it out. I think what you said is very reasonable, and with the wise words of Mayor Wang, I think that as a young girl, our virginity and chastity are very important! But since it has been lost, as long as you don't get pregnant, there is really no real loss! In the future, I will do what you mean, and I have lost the hope of marrying Mengdu, and I must make up for it in financial compensation! ”

"Good! I raise my hands in favor! Our little Lingzi, you have finally figured out the value of life in this life! OK——! Yan Yan raised her right index and middle fingers high and made a "V" shape in the air.

β€œOK——!”

Reiko also stretched out her right index and middle fingers to make a "V" shape in the air to express her inner joy.

So, the two little nannies laughed happily as if they had returned to the world from hell.

Then, the two raised their glasses together and drank Pepsi with relish.